(my MIL sent this to me.....)
LIFE AS A FEMALE BEAR
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do
nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat
yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean
business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up
growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs
and excess body fat.
I wanna be a bear.
Just had to share.
24/28.25/tailbone
chestnut with copper highlights
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