(( The Freak walks into the arena and the crowd goes wild, he picks up the mic. He has a large grin on his face))
"Well hello!!!"
((Crowd goes nuts))
"Ha, ha, I would like to make an announce meant... I am the man!!! ((Crowd laughs and cheers))
"Hey well at least I gave Angela-X what he deserved, I mean that little punk didn't even stand a chance in a 1 on 1 battle with "The Freak" The only times he ever was able to see was when I was in the air performing a moonsault on to his fat head.
((of course crowd gets louder))
"I mean, come on, I ripped out about 6 moonsault on this guy, what a chum!!" "I may be a big man, but not in the since of fat, in the since of this..
((Flexes muscles, large 23 inch biscepts bulge))
"I perform the moonsault as good as any one of those "light weights" out there, I am just as agile as them, and actually, I would love to get a chance to beat on one of them.. how can I put it..?? Umpa-Lumpas!!
((Crowd roars))
That's why after this wonderful defeat and show I put on, I would like to challenge some more wrestlers to a nice match in which we will see who is stronger, faster, and more agile. Himi-Jendricks, you can bring it on at any time if you want a hard-corp match or single, I would love the chance to beat you in!! Ahhhhh......I love this job!!
((crowd chants "Freak, and The Freak moves his arms to the beat, and blows kisses to crowd))