tonight, saturday night

(Self Esteem starts up as Noodles comes down to the ring carrying 2 trash cans filled with weapons) "Today has finally arrived, and that means I get to face 2 big dweebs tonight, and the first one happens to be a garbage man, I mean really what kind of self respecting person wrestles with a garbage bag over his head, and after tonight when you are face down in a pool of your own blood, you won't be saying nothing bad about me anymore because you'll be in hospital bed urinating in a bed pan and asking for a sponge bath. and Shadow after tonight i'm gonna give you a fight, and then after the PPV i'm gonna win that Hardcore title shot and then beat you for your belt. (Self Esteem starts up as Noodles leaves the ring with confidence)