2000 A.D., you stupid bafoon!

[[[ "Come Out swingin'" by The Offspring plays as the crowd roars with cheers and with boos. The masked man himself, Dumpster Mask, briskly walks to the ring, touching the hand of a fan or two. and hops into the ring, then swiping a mic. ]]]



Well, it seems last night was not my best of showings, I wasn't metally prepared, but that is all behind me, I will have my title around my waiste soon enough. Now, on to other things. 2000 A.D. You are just embarrassing yourself. You're not from Australia at all. that accent sounds like someone from Alabama. You're a nut. You seem to suffer from some serious mental disabilities and cloudy thinking. You seem to think you can take on 5 guys one after another. You can't even take on 1. You seem to think you rock this ring, when you don't at all. After your interviews,you run away like some frightened child. You seem to be quite hyper also. Like you have ADD. You are always so jumpy and what not. I think you should change your name to 2000 A.D.D. for your disorder. I recommend you go and take some tests and get some treatment for your jittery hyper active display. YOu should be put on some trancuilizers or some riddelin to calm you down. so I am making a challenge to you this Thursday for match. I don't care what kind. Just a chance to smack you and shape you up. TO show you how dumb you look and how embarrassing you are to yourself. So if you have these balls you tend to speak of, I suggest you shien them up and get them ready cuz you are going to need them you Alabama hippie. So, acceot my challenge or not, I will get my dirty hands on you geek boy!


[[[[ "come Out Swingin'"starts to play as teh bag headed sanatation worker hops himself out of the ring and itches his head for a moment as we walks back to his locker room. ]]]