Mr Woody? Mr Viagra more like...

*Wrestling tonight - the show - music starts*

Presenter - hello and welcome to another edition of wrestling tonight and my special guest co-presenter today is none other than the XWF European Champion Rogue Dreamz!! So honoured you could be here tonight...

Rogue - it's no trouble at all.. this is one of my favourite shows - esp since the fact that you haven't ever once shown me on bad move of the week in your five year history it's more than an honour to be here.

Presenter -there's been quite eventful few days of late for you haven't they?

Rogue - it's true it's true! i defeated the woof woof boy once again.. it was really great winning him again... i mean i said it before the match but he just didn't listen!! so he lost - i know what people will say that i only won it cause my valet pushed me over on top of him and i reversed the pin but tell me if i was soooo down and out would i have had the energy to even hold him to a pin?

Presenter - well you never did kick out...

Rogue - that's because i know what team work is.... i value all people of my team from the trainers to my valet to my coffee man. i know what each one is going to do when i talk to them.. so i knew i was gonna get pushed over... don't give me none of that i didn't kick out... obviously u were a into ur books instead of playin in team sports like i did from teh start.

Presenter - but it was a harsh match

Rogue - i may have been a harsh match but end of the day it's like this... I won simple - it was as easy as 1 2 3 ok kid?

Presenter - your next opponent has been most impressive since coming into the XWF the Wonderful woody...

Rogue - excuse me? did i say that u can mention his name in my presence? hell no... of course he's been mouthing off anything and everything... he's new he will learn exactly who he can talk back to and who he can't.... i mean come on look at this mr i am woody with viagra look at this clip... see here how he goes for a clothes line and the guy simply ducks under and he goes crashing to the mat?! come on he can't wrestle with a woody let alone the rogue... i mean he lost to a girl - now i'm sure kiyote is one hell of a fyne wrestler - and i know she is... i've seen her train... awesome athlete trust me - but still he lost... a woman... tsk tsk and now u see why he needs viagra? i'm sorry i think he needs viagra plus plus!!

presenter - but of course if that was the case - why was your valet sighted there by the XWF interview crew??

Rogue - listen Buddy! My valet would never do anything of the sort!! i am catergorically denying this right now!! she was not there!!! i control her she doesn't control her self!! I aint no mr Viagra that i has to let a woman walk all over me!! Jasmeena knows who i am and what i am!!

*rogue punches the table hard and smashes a vidiscreen that is hidden in the desk...*

Rogue - Mr viagra!! if you think you can mess with me you have another thing coming!! Jasmeena wasn't at your apparentment as much as you'd like me to believe - you did the wrong thing trying to pretend she was there you just got hell against you!! you think you know what it means to be afraid? now you do!!!! Jasmeena is mine all mine.. and no one not you not anyone in the XWF can take her away from me!!

presenter - but of course....

Rogue gets up and turns the table upside down and smashes his way out of the studio... leavin it all in tatters and the guest co-presenter's seat empty...