(As the XWF returns back from its commercial break the XWF titantron turns on to show an image of what appears to be a grubby back alley)
(The camera man looks around at what is in the alley)
(Trash cans are overfilled, tipped over, big dumpsters sit along brick walls, sewer man holes blow steam, litter is all over the place, cardboard boxes are scattered everywhere, in some cases used as homes, newspapers sprawled out allover the place)
(Out from the steam that blows up from the sewers appears Noodles)
"As I sit outside here in this back alley, I have had many visions in my head. Visions inwhich could make the winner of the number one contendor for the Hardcore title match between Dumpster Mask and Chaos more interesting when I face them on "Thursday Thrash"."
(Noodles walks around and starts digging through newspapers and scattered cardboard, until he comes across his Hardcore belt)
"I believe this is what you two will be fighting for, and come thursday whether it is Dumpster Mask or Chaos, I say we make the match a "Back Alley Street Fight". Because as I look around at all this trash and filth, I look at it as my hardcore home, I mean look at all this great stuff I could beat either one of you guys with"
(He takes a trash can and throws it against the wall spilling trash everywhere. He takes a broken woodlen ladder and smashes it through a window of on of the brick buildings)
"Now who ever is the lucky winner of that match is gonna have to suffer intense pain from the hands of Noodles. Chaos I look at you and your ridiculous role plays telling us how you lay out 10 cops and leave them in pools of blood. Well that is just a load of crap. As a matter of fact you are just a load of crap and I hope you win because I wanna make those ridiculous role plays come true but this time you'll be the one in a pool of your own blood" I show no fear to you Chaos, I've beaten you before. As for Dumpster Mask, you beat me in your debute and I beat you in a number contendors match for this belt that I now call mine, but i'm not here to thrash you apart, I'm hear to strike a deal with you Dumpster Mask, and the deal simply goes you and me become a tag team because I need someone to watch my back and I am sure the same goes for you. But if you do win that match against the very ridiculous Chaos then I will have to punish you."
(Noodles begins to walk away and the camera man follows in pursuit)
(As they walk down the alley the come to the dead end of it, a massive brick wall)
"You see what I plan on happening if the Prez. agree's to making the title match on thursday a back alley street fight, is laying this table in the corner"
(He takes the table and sets it up)
"Take this massive ladder"
(He takes the ladder and sets it up)
"Climb this ladder hop up onto that nice painting scaffold which loos to be about 11 feet from the ground and do the biggest elbow drop on one of you two and watch your body crash through that table and splatter on the ground. And then I'm gonna haul one of your guy's ass's into this big dumpster. because that is where you belong and that is in the trash"
(Noodles looks directly into the camera and gives an icy glare to everyone who is watching this out in T.V land)
(He reaches into his shirt and pulls out a doll that looks like Chaos with a noose around its neck and begins to walk away and back into the steamy smog)
(As Noodles disappears out of sight you here him repeating the same chant over)
"This...is.....necessary....life....feeds...on....life"
(And disappears completely out of sight as the camera fades to black)
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