The Pit opens on Viper standing by a wall and throwing daggers into it. As the camera zooms in, it finds that the target of the daggers is a photograph of Poison. When the camera pans back, Viper is now looking directly into the camera with a sly smile pulling at her red glazed lips and the shiny blade of the dagger, pressed against them. Walking backwards towards her chair, Viper crooks her finger beckoning the camera to follow her and as she sits down, she lowers the blade and places it on the desk.
Welcome back to the Pit, cringe, celebrate, brace for I, your little diva from the darkside, your dark muse have returned to take you on a very wild ride into the realm in which the Darkside denizens dwell. I promise to be gentle, or as gentle as I can be grins Tonight i'll set a feast before you that give you the fix you crave, i will sate your hunger with my offerings of the hottest and juiciest news and gossip on all of your favorite and not so favorite megastars.
And if you're real good, or real bad, you may walk away with something that will remain with you or better yet, take something with you that you may use at will.
So whom to start with...how about POISON! Mmmhmm you heard that name pass through my lips though I never in a hundred years would have expected to ever say it again. just saying the name Poison makes me want to brutally and violently rip out her intestines and hang her by them! There's very few names that set me off in a tirade that would make a sailor blush and that's one of them. That woman interrupted a beautiful slaughter, a symphony of sadism and a deliciously masochistic melee between myself and Jack Breaker. Jack and I may have both been battered and bloody but it wasn't over yet! It wasn't going to be over till one of us stepped through that cage door or went over the top. Now, thanks to Poison, it may not be over between Jack and myself, while it may be over for Jack, courtesy of me heh heh heh..Jack and I may never know how it would have ended between us had it not been for her!
Who the hell does she think she is bringing our massacre to a halt! I'll tell you, she is now a marked woman, deadmeat! That woman's nerve knows no bounds! No one knows where she went, she hadn't been heard from in so long and wham! She's back. Well Ms Poison, you and I are going to have a reunion and i'm sure you know exactly how it's going to go. smiles Welcome to the Dwf Poison and welcome to your nightmare...
Huge news out of Ireland, Anarchy in the U.K., Ireland has been a tremendous success and the Irish will never forget our visit there for it was Irish Style that emerged as the first ever Dwf Tag Team champions! The Crimson Tear and the Emerald Flame, Generation X and Big Joe came out the victors in a hellaciously brutal battle with the dominating tag team, the Outsiderz. From the start to the ending, this battle could have gone either way as these men took it to the extreme in an effort to decisively crown the reigning kings of tag. It was soo close peeps, the suspense alone in who would prevail and who would survive was ever present and had thousands biting their nails almost down to the bone.
Know what this means? That's right, May is Tag team action month! We have seen the crowning of the first ever and reigning Dwf tag team champions, Irish Style. You know that the Outsiderz aren't going to just vanish into the shadows, they're going to come at Irish Style to regain their top spot and most likely take those gold titles for their own. Then we've got the newly formed tag team of the Demonlords that are in the enviable position of being the #1 contenders to those titles. There are also rumblings coming from the back that we may see new tag teams come to the battleground to try and relieve Irish Style of their championship if not their careers. Expect the tag scene to get only hotter as each team battles for supremacy and the gold.
And what of the impromptu team of Gideon and Brother Carson? Will they or won't they remain a tag team? How about the dynamic duo of divinity? They seemed to have a difference of opinion or style where Gideon wouldn't slay all immortals while Brother Carson seemed to have the motto of "Kill them all and let God sort them out" Hmmm makes you wonder don't it?
You know what else May is? It's all out aggression and carnage month as well. Oh wait, that's every month in the Dwf winks I'll tell you this though, May promises to be an unbelievable month as we go in with the imminent debut of the wrestling machine, the mysterious Wyldchylde! We've seen two promos so far and with just those two, it has fueled the speculation of the fans and industry experts alike. The trade and sports magazines have been running non stop articles and features on this star who hasn't been seen or heard from in several months. Speculation ensued his abrupt departure from the wrestling world with all sorts of stories making their way into radio, print and television. And just when the commotion settled down, it has come back with a vengeance over his impending return!
This installment of the Pit has bore witness as new champions have risen and are now standing on top of the wrestling world. Viper pauses for an instant and rolls her eyes as she looks at her notes We have a new Undisputed World champion, Red Spyder, Tag champs, Irish Style! Which brings us to two last titles..the Hardcore title which could end with Rage retaining from what i've watching on this tape or perhaps at the end, Nobody pulling a huge upset on the Outsider Beast. It's still up in the air.
The other title that still hasn't been claimed, the IC title. However, that is going to change at Anarchy in the U.K., England this month as the IC is the prize in DWF War Games! Oh man, this is going to be madness! This contest is brutal, it's punishing and intense. War Games is basically an iron man bout between a good number of superstars but what fun! I've taken part in one before and talk about taking it to everyone you don't like in the same match. It's almost euphoric grins What few may know is that a battle like this can take someone that's little known or a diamond in the rough and send them shoot into super stardom! It's one incredible ride for all that are brave enough to take it.
Want more on your favorite megastars and perhaps what to expect at Anarchy, England? Then come on back for part two where all shall be revealed...
The Pit returns finding Viper at the wall holding Poison's dagger punctured photo and dragging a dagger down the center of her face with sadistic glee and tearing the picture in half
Welcome back to the second installment of the Pit or how i affectionately refer to it, round two, where I always tell it like it is whether some people like it or not grins I am your hostess with the mostest and you are all my beloved and loyal viewers blows a kiss
So where to kiddies? Your friendly neighborhood serpent is feeling especially venomous tonight, and you know what that means right? Yesh, the venom is going to flow and flow with a vengeance. So if you expected a dose, double what you thought you were going to get. That's right, tonight only, get one dose, receive a second absolutely free! winks.
The Dwf's global sphere of influence is far reaching and is conquering the world! The energy of the shows and pay per views have soared to new heights and it's still climbing because of the unadulterated aggression the megastars in the Dwf are displaying. We take no prisoners, at least I don't, just ask Jack. Oh which reminds me, how's that eye Jack? grins ferally Huge news, the Wyldchylde is set to make his debut and by all indications, he was spotted at the airport and reported to be getting on a British Airways jet bound for London! The clock is ticking peeps, soon the Wyldchylde will be making his first appearance in the Dwf and seeing the promos that have been running, he's about to make a collosal impact. Only question left is who will be the first to feel the impact and when the smoke clears, will they be left as no more than a smudge on the mat? Tune in for Anarchy, London to find out!
I'll tell you, if it's not one jackass, it's another that's been giving your little diva cause to lash out and smash some heads together. And another man that could tell you is the Aggression General Manager, Mr. Shane Lestat, that's right, he's returned after his short "vacation" heh heh heh yeah from my fists. But it gets better! Shane has not only brought himself for me to torture, he's brought friends. The Hangman has resurrected himself from wherever he was existing and then there's another, the Jesster. I don't know who's the bigger clown, a man who dresses like a jester or Shane for thinking that I won't go after and stomp a mudhole in them too. Well as they say, there's only one way to find out.. BRING IT ON!
Then there's Gojinn who has recently taken off to some remote cabin to think. Mmmhmmm is that what they're calling hiding out these days? winks Makes me wonder if his cabin isn't near Rage's or if it is Rage's.. I have heard that Rage has one that he visits around the time of the full moon cough Sorry, little tickle. If that's the case, Gojinn may find he's not alone, hey you never know if Rage "entertained" some camper and had him over for dinner..That camper may still be there cough Pesky pollen heh, like strays, you feed them once, they never leave you know. Yeah that's it, but wouldn't that be fun to see? Oh to be a fly on the wall if Gojinn did find one of Rage's guests.
Of course this is all speculation and Gojinn may just have his porn stashed there. What a way to spend the weekend, just hope he don't come back with a case of carpal tunnel syndrome. Viper looks up with a sheepish smile then feigns shock Oh i don't care about his health, I just wouldn't want to feel like i'm fighting Bob Dole if we stepped into the ring togethersnickers Hell to be honest, I wouldn't want that hand on me if that is how Gojinn spends his weekends.chuckles Again it's only coughspeculationcough
Either way, as you can see i've got my hands full..smirks again No i wasn't going to insert another insinuation at Goj's expense, though I did think it grins But in thinking better of it, I think Goj is probably just coming up with a plan for those tag titles. Last time I got a glimpse at Rage, shortly after that match with Irish Style in fact, wha? We passed them on the way so Irish Style could do interviews with all the trades over their win, he looked like he was ready to kill someone and the someone he might start with is Nobody. Then Irish Style. It'll be interesting to see what happens between these rival tag teams.
You know, with all these individuals giving me attitude, you can bet you're going to see a helluva lot more of me in action. Oh yesh, I fight as hard as I party and in both cases, there will always be casualties nod nod Oohh here's a good one, new to the Dwf but known all over the wrestling world, the huge powerhouse Kade taking on one of God's warriors, the very well known enemy of immortals, Gideon. These two men competed in one hell of a grudge match that put both men through a whole lotta pain. A street fight between these two! Have you all seen the size of Kade?! Have you all seen Kade!? Gideon has jumbo cajones but i digress, the man has a whole lotta heart and he's as tough as they come. But in the end, it was Gideon that prevailed, well for the moment. Something tells me that it may not be any more over for Kade and Gideon as it is for Jack and myself. Why Jack and I? Because I still want to know how that would have turned out, damn you Poison! Just you wait till I get my hands on you, i'll scratch you blind and snatch your blonde head, bald!
looks up and smiles sheepishly again Ahem, we are currently in the U.K. and are about to invade England! Mmmhmmm the home of Queen Victoria, the Tower of London, Big Ben, the Beatles, the Stones, London Bridge and even Jack The F'N Ripper!. Don't look at me like that Red, you know it always gives me the creeps..not to mention I don't like your face sticks tongue out and snickers
Though i've got to give Red his props, did you all see what he did to Wolf!? Red HUNG Wolf! HUNG him and left him to dangle and twist in the wind! Geeze and I thought getting hit by a roller coaster was bad. Well it is, lemme tell you but getting hung with a chain!? Ouch! I really can't say a whole lot about it since anyone that steps into the ring with Red knows they had better be ready for the pounding of their lives or unlives. But Wolf, don't take it personally, Red hates everyone and when he dances on your face, it's usually the can-can or riverdance while wearing steel toe boots. So who's next for Red? I dunno but whatever he does next won't be pretty...
In the ethos of modern wrestling there have been many attempts to create succesful promotion and the DWF has done just that with it's powerhouse roster and managment team. The U.K tour has been proving to be quite successful as has every pay per view and show since it's birth. We have seen the lockerroom battle to become champions and champions ascend to stardom and in some cases, superstardom. But it's far from over, there is no rest for the wicked or the wickedly talented as the hunger to ascend new heights continue and stars challenge those that reach the top of the mountain.
And what of those standing at the top of that mountain? Well they better hold on and prepare to be challenged at any time and at every turn. To be the man, or woman grins you got to beat the man or woman, a task easier said than done. Champions fight and perhaps fight hardest to remain seated upon their thrones, each laying claim to their position and protecting it with all they have to become and remain wrestling royalty.. It's a tough job but somebody's got to do it and I do it so well..I mean, yeah grins Well that's it for this edition of the Pit, hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed bringing it to you. As for me, i'm off to continue celebrating with Irish Style and maybe squeeze in a little sight seeing before we leave Ireland, damn do these guys party hard. The Crimson Tear and the Emerald Flame have been throwing party after party and you know you've got the A listers when Jesus himself shows up! Woah! Now that was a trip and I was ready to blame the Guinness but i hadn't had any yet! Anways, till next time, this has been the one, the only, Viper, telling it like it is..