The Rundown: Anarchy In Scotland Pre-Show [June 2006]
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Tonight…
Announcements will be made
History will change it’s course
Fights will turn to brawls
New faces will join the fight for gold
Why?
Because it’s
ANARCHY IN SCOTLAND!
Welcome one and all!!!
The King is raised on the far right of the stage high into the air onto the custom stage built for him and his oversized throne. He sits back in it, holding his Intercontinental Championship over his shoulder with a grin. Of course, he’s wearing his warm-up gear, and atop his beanie, tilted somewhat, is his crown.
Tonight we have action, less than most days, but action none-the-less. FINALLY we’ll get some answers hopefully on some things we’ve been wondering, but first, let’s “Rundown” that list, shall we? Heh…
Announcement: Candice Fairchild – DWF President
Well, well, well. It looks like the Pres has come outta hiding! We haven’t seen much of her in quite some time. I’m glad she’s back now. I love watching her……………….work. God people. What does she have on her mind? Who knows!!!???
Something tells me it’s either regarding the next event, considering it’s supposed to be held under StrikeZone management and our good boy Kevin McKain is MIA ever since that brutal ass kicking Red gave him. Hey, he asked for it. I was on my way out, and then I said forget it. I had War Games still. Well whatever it is, Candice I’m all for having a ceremony celebrating my greatness.
A legit one….not some ‘Appreciation Night’. I don’t need anymore fucking clowns.
Jack E. Breaker, Viper, Gideon
All three of the aforementioned idiots want to speak their piece at some point tonight. Great. I hate them all, and they’re all gonna talk….yay. I mean, Viper is probably just going to run her mouth about our match, which by the way, I’ll fight her again soon, under my own terms- and we all know Breaker is just going to tell me he’s gonna beat me tonight, but he won’t. Gideon…well…who cares, right? I mean, it’s Gideon folks. The guy can’t beat me in War Games, so tonight he’ll probably get on the mic, cry and quit. OHMYGOD! PLEASE!!! YESSSS! What a great ‘Happy New Champion’ present that’d be!
Anyway, I’m assuming the religious fighter will have something to say about War Games, Carson, and a number of other things. I’m not a mind reader folks, and it’s not like we ever talk, what with the hating one another and all.
Hardcore Match
King Gojinn
Gideon
Well, he asked for it, and now he’s gonna get it. At War Games, I was less hardcore than last year, but we saw how I barely beat him and Rage. Both of them put up a fight, so tonight, I plan to decimate that overgrown idiot with a few “friends” and maybe a nice bonfire to celebrate…
Gideon and I aren’t on the best of terms. I beat him for a title a while ago, and then we had several grudge matches after that, that were pretty incredible. The one that sticks out, is the one where I buried him with that monstrous dumptruck. The wheels were twice the size of a human in diameter! We’re talking Cerberus or Overkill sized humans here too!
So tonight Gideon, may the war continue, and may we both come out alive, because I know I’d love to beat on you over and over and over and over and over again!
WyldChylde OR Kalysto
Anonymous
Well, with WyldChylde and Kalysto back in the picture, this match may be a match to remember for some time. Neither one knows who their opponent is, and their opponent has no idea who they’re facing! It’s a mystery match through and through! I don’t even know if they have a stipulation for the thing yet!!
We know Wyld is a beast, and Kalysto looks like she’ll kick some ass, so whoever it is, well they better watch out, cause god only knows what’s gonna happen at Anarchy!
Open Challenge
Parking Lot Brawl
Viper
???????????????
Viper wants a war out in the parking lot. Who’s gonna show up? Anyone who wants her dead, might as well get her then. It could be fun!
Intercontinental Championship
Last Man Standing Match
King Gojinn (c)
Jack E. Breaker
Well Breaker, you asked for it, and as Champion, I accept. I think for the first time in our careers we came clean with one another, especially me. I know what you can do in that ring Breaker, and lately it seems like you’ve lost all faith. I only saw a glimpse of you on our last match, and that was when you finally locked in the sleeper, but even then, it was faint. It seemed more aggressive than anything.
Tonight you better show up man, the real Jack E. Breaker. The Breaker I remember having epic battles with Overkill! I want the Jack E. Breaker who wasn’t afraid to die, and who came back time after time, beating after beating for more!
It just seems like, lately Jack you’ve been so….satisfied with your career. It’s almost like you proved you’re great, so you don’t have to work at it anymore. Jack you’ve held a great n umber of titles, but where’s your DWF titles? Nowhere dude. You have proved you’re good, but not here, not yet. You haven’t shown me what you’re made of. I hope you do now.
Undisputed Championship
Graveyard Match
And here’s what the whole night is about for me. It’s finally time to face Red Spyder, in a wrestling ring, for his beloved Undisputed Title. Granted, it’s not really in a ring, it’s still a fight, and I’m gonna take all the time I need to throw him in a grave, bury him, and spit on it. Red and I, if you recall, were apart of the original Outsiders, the group that revolutionized CWE as you knew it. Forget Elite, forget Monopoly, WE were the group re-arranging building signs so they said ‘OUTSIDERS’ nice and bright red for the world to see. Of course, Red was so busy buffing his title 24/7 he probably doesn’t remember that, but oh well.
When I disappeared, the group seemed to split up, and when I came back, Red and I started a new group, the ‘DHE’ – Death Has Evolved. That group was destined for greatness but another member caused it’s demise, and because of that, Red and I went back to singles competition. We stayed close, killing people, drinking beer, driving cars, shooting cops, y’know, “friend” stuff.
Well, that grew old it seems, and now we’re on the Highway back to Hell. I stayed true to the Outsiders, and now, Red stands in our way.
Red, you and me, we have a history: Founding members of two groups together, friends, and killers.
Tonight though, none of that matters, and both of us know that. Tonight is about sending a message. I am the King. You- you’re the Champ, THE champ…and tonight I’ll take that title, and tonight, I’ll become the first DWF Double Champion, and first ever to hold the Intercontinental Championship and the Undisputed Championship at the same time.
It must be sad and hard for you. You won that title barely 3 months ago, and now you have to pass it on unwillingly. It’s okay though Red. Know this: I’ll be a better champion than you have ever been. I’ll give the people matches to remember for years to come. I’ll give them PPV worthy matches.
You on the other hand, can rot in that grave and stay there. I wanted to stay friends, and you wanted no part of that. You should have stayed gone. Now, I’ll do to you, what I did to Blood Thunder. Thunder was a friend, and I killed him. You’re NOT a friend…imagine what I’ll do to you, you son of a bitch. Tonight…you die. Tonight the era of the King of DWF begins. No matter how short, this will be the most remembered era of all time, for years to come. See you all there….
The King stood up, and raised his arms slowly, as the lights diminished, and a lightning bolt struck the center of the stage, prompting thousands of pyro explosions to rocket across the arena! The beginning of the show was NOW!
