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Posted on May 7, 2006, 7:42 PM

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Viper's Pit..Archives - April 06

by Viper's Pit Productions

Outside the panoramic windows overlooking the skyline, bolts of lightning crackled and lit up the inky sky up above emanating an enticingly dangerous backdrop as the Pit began broadcasting

"Hello guys and ghouls, tis I, your sadistic siren of the squared circle and as always, I bring to you a new edition of Viper's Pit. The people have spoken and I have listened, you wanted your fix and i'm here to bring it to you. Tonight my offerings are many as I set a feast of news and hot rumors of all things Dwf, of all things..you.

I'm sure you have all been watching the events going on around the federation which have ushered in the Era of Aggression. That's our word for the day, aggression. No one has as much of it as we do and here in the Dwf, no one is immune and no one is safe. Even the powers that be aren't safe. Shane Lestat, attacked, Kevin Mckain, almost attacked.The only ones that haven't been threatened are the prez, vice prez and the commish although i get the impression by Nyeka's calling for Dalkiel's head may have just invited the demon prince's wrath. Of course there's nothing to say that Dalkiel wouldn't go after everyone he felt stripped him of that gold. My advice to management, grow eyes in the back of your heads. Hey with all the supernatural activity around the Dwf, no one would really stare..much.

Everywhere you look, there has been all out carnage, all out chaos and some would even say anarchy. Mmmhmmm anarchy. If you haven't heard yet, the Dwf is taking it's show abroad in the first ever, Anarchy in the U.K.. One country isn't enough to contain all of this action so we're bringing it to four more, England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales.

Why the U.K.? Why not. Didn't the countries I mentioned wage battle after epic battle to aquire what they wanted? To protect what they had? Exactly and that's what the superstars in the Dwf are about to do. Fight for what they want or just fight to hold onto it. There's alot of gold on the line as we go into Anarchy, the tag titles being one or two as is the case, and the newly vacated Intercontinental championship title. Oh yeah, the second most prestigious title in the world is going to be up for grabs and we will see the crowning of a new IC champion as well as the first ever Dwf tag team champions!

So what does Dalkiel have to say about this turn of events? How by his sister, Nyeka's recommendation, the powers that be moved foward and took the title from him. Can't say, as of air time, Dalkiel has not been reached for comment. Then again, how many of you want to see his fury unleashed in the arena?! Yeah yeah, you sick puppies would.

I'll tell you one thing, there are five men right now doing just that, the two tag teams, the Outsiderz and Irish Style. These guys are pulling out all the stops and going at each other in a way that would put the fear of god into any man. The men behind the teams are The Crimson Tear, Generation X, The Emerald Flame, Big Joe making up Irish style, then we go to Gojinn, Rage and with them, their manager and the devious genius that is Rick Astin. None of these men are going to give an inch unless there's a whole lotta inches behind that one covered in knuckles. They're all battling for tag team supremacy and only one team will achieve it when their names are said at the end of, your tag team champions are...

Whichever team wins that spot, you know the other team won't rest till they get those titles away from them and having watched these guys in the ring, they will do whatever they have to, to do it.

So who else is ready to explode with unholy fury? Word has it that Shane Lestat has been plotting against me Viper smirks then places her hands against her face in mock fear Oh my what will i do? Let him come of course. I want to see what Mr. Lestat brings, that's if he hasn't lost his touch. I remember a time when Shane Lestat was one of the most dangerous men alive, how he could screw you over within the blink of an eye. Now, nothing. shakes head

Come on Shane, you know you want to...smirks Here I am, all you have to do is bring it...

While Mr. Lestat decides on if he wants to play with fire, i'll tell you who does, Strikezone and soon to be ONLY General manager, Keviin Mckain. Mr. Mckain is a man's man and from what i've been noticing, could very well be a ladykiller. But his personal life isn't what i'd like to touch upon, it's his recent confrontations with Gojinn. Yeah you know Gojinn, self proclaimed King and the man that has been quickly becoming the most hunted man in the federation. Trust me peeps, alot of people would love to get their hands around Gojinn's throat and the Strikezone GM is one of them. Why you may ask? Well try a cold blooded murder. Gojinn literally killed the competition when he faced Darkblood in a match, it wasn't till after that the true identity of Darkblood was revealed to be none other than Blood thunder. Mr. Mckain sends Gojinn in to face Thunder for a match, for you the fans and he kills him! Talk about a buzz killer.

Now Gojinn wants to stick his nose in my business..well Gojinn, you stuck your nose in and now you're about to find out why i'm the most dangerous star in the industry, you not only stirred up a hornet's nest, you're about to get stung and there is no antidote for my venom sunshine. Just keep this in mind, you asked for it.

Oh here's another man that has been firing up the federation, Jack E. Breaker Here's a man that even Gojinn despises. Jack has become a huge target in that he's made enemies of the worst possible people to have pissed off at you, i mentioned Gojinn, well add my name as well. The man criminally insane! No he may not have embraced cannibalism like Red did, but I wouldn't be surprised if Jack started. He reminds me of Hannibal Lechter without the charm.

And if that isn't enough, Brother James Carson has shown us what he is capable of doing. Rumors abound that he's been eradicating supernaturals and lemme tell you, if there is any truth to these rumors, Brother Carson may just find himself going to Heaven, by express.

The man is good, just watching him battle Jack has been pure pleasure for me, he has been going at and tearing it up with Breaker. Hell last image i remember, he was tearing up Jack! Talk about a feast for eyes. Nothing beats watching the blood of your enemy pour out..case and point, Red Spyder smiles evily Mmmhmmm Red bleeds so pretty and nothing is more orgasmic than making his blood run out yourself.

I tell you peeps, I would bathe in his blood everyday if i could. The guy is one scary character, he has no limits, no mercy and loves to inflict pain. You know, if i didnt hate him so much, I could like the guy but fortunately, for me, I don't....

Now that i've whet your appetites, stay tuned for part two when I bring you more on your favorites and not, so favorites

The Pit returns from a promo for Anarchy in the UK and finds Viper sitting relaxed in her oversized leather chair, the camera comes closer and finds a playful smirk on Viper's red glazed lips as she bounces her calf over her knee slowly to the rhythm of the Pit's theme. As the camera comes closer still, she uncrosses her legs and slides forward in her seat, picking up a custom letter opener and drives it into a small stack of photographs on her desk. The camera zooms in catching a glimpse of a few of the faces that now have a huge tear through them. Gojinn, Shane Lestat and another that looks like the left side of Vice president Damien's Death face.

I welcome thee back to part two of this edition of the Pit. Where what you see is what you get, the latest on every single superstar that's making an impact or is about to. That's right, i'm talking about you. You are the phenomenal stars that are here to break the walls down and raise the bar all the more higher. Maybe even crushing every other superstar that you encounter in the ring on your way to the top of the ladder! Of the world! So step into the spotlight and embrace the fame, bask in the applause, bask in the cheers..Can you hear it yet? Can you hear your name chanted? Can you feel it?.... Do you want it? Mmmmhmmm that's right you do. Here in the Pit, I call it as I see it and tell it like it is. I'm the original firestarter, the original bad girl and there is no substitution.

My Pit isn't nor will ever be watered down to accomodate those with weak stomaches. For those that can't handle it, go back and suckle at your momma's teat. This is straight up news with a shot of pure attitude and a shot of venom. So if you're ready for that rush, that fix..Come on...you know I got it..you know you want it..That's right, come a little closer, it's time to inject the venom and inject it deep..

Let me start this installment by saying that if you didn't see your name in the first part, fear not, I didn't forget you, I just spared you until the second installment which begins now. grins wickedly One such person is Cark Carcharodon and his valet, Laura. You see, Cark has caught my eye, he did afterall beat Gojinn at the last event and that has already endeared him to me, that makes him alright in my book. Cark looks like he's been causing a bit of trouble on his own, he's currently taking on Nobody for a title shot at the hardcore champ and the way things are looking, it may be Nobody who prevails. It's no secret that he and Rage have been at it and things can only get worse where those two are concerned.

So much can happen in a day, in a minute..and that said, finally Wolf has arrived in the DWF! Excited? You should be, Wolf is one of the most charismatic individuals to grace the squared circle, and one of the biggest aggravations known to managment. Has Wolf changed in either respect, hell f'n naw! Wolf is as ornery, as dangerous and as arrogant as ever. He's already getting on Gojinn's nerves which you know is a big thumbs up and quite possibly on one Crymzon Payne's as Wolf was flirting heavily with one Candice Fairchild whom everyone knows has an admirer in Crymzon. That should prove interesting to say the least.
But while a few hate the Wolfster, there are many and I mean many that love him. The guy knows how to work the fans, how to work the lockerroom and he specializes with the ladies so to all of the women listening to me right now, beware the wolf carrying the rose in the pale moonlight.. if you offer him your throat, he may just take it..then the rest of you winks

Why do i say that? Because peeps, they were tag partners before, they trained together, they were friends. I'd say when you spend that kind of time around one another, when you know someone that well, they'll be able to predict the other's moves and be ready to counter. If it does come down to Nobody vs Rage, you can bet it's going to be one hell of a battle! Nobody made things personal by mentioning Illyana to Rage and Rage shut him up when he surprised his former tag partner with how cold he has really become since they last saw one another.

Rage, by all appearances would rather be a fighter than a lover but not so mes amis! Rage has been spotted a few times by fans on the street, the Pit street team if you will and a couple of the reports i've gotten is that there seems to be a brunette that was seen entering his house. If there is any truth in it, Rage has traded in the blonde Illy for a mysterious brunette bombshell. So far noone has gotten a close look at the woman so her identity is still unknown, but that doesn't mean it'll remain so. If there is more than a one or two night stand, it won't be long before we find out exactly who she is. My question is how will Illyana react? We all saw how she reacted when she heard the Commish, Nyeka's comments about Rage which may have put Rage on the couch that night. For a fighter, our Rage has had his fun outside the ring as well. Can you blame him though? All work and no play? Heh if you ask me, the man may have experienced greater heat in his personal life than in his professional.

Vice President, Damien Death.

We haven't heard alot from him lately except reports that he doesn't take appointments yet he's taking alot of calls, even vanishing "on business" although he doesn't give his secretary any information on where or whom it's with. Hmm interesting. I know how devious and dangerous Damien can be and in a position of power like that, he could be up to anything and 10 out of 10 times point to it not being good. He could be plotting against anyone, he could even be plotting against the prez of the federation. If you all remember, the Ceo John Fairchild listened to his daughter, Candice and placed her in the president's chair instead of Damien. I and anyone else who knows Damien, knows he's not a forgiving man, he's not the type of man to forget any slight or anything he perceives to be a slight. Hmmm isn't that just about ohhhh everything Damien? smirk

How'd that feel? Good? You want some more? Then come back..for part three..I've got something very special in mind and you know you wouldn't want to miss that..winks

As the cameras cut back to the Pit, they focus in on Viper standing by the large windows facing the skyline. But what the camera zooms in on and captures, are the droplets of rain falling against the pane and trailing down. The soft red glow from the studio lighting give the droplets the appearance of blood running along the glass, an eerie backdrop for the raven haired Viper as she slowly turns back towards the camera with a knowing smile on her lips and a gleam in her eyes..

Welcome back to the third installment of this edition of the Pit. As promised, I have more news and a surprise or two in store for you. On the Pit, you can always expect the unexpected and expect only the best. Often controversial, the Pit has had people talking about it for days, sometimes weeks! That is why it's been red hot all these years and that's why it's so highly sought after, emulated and even obsessed over smiles

And in the true spirit of unpredictability and originality, there's going to be a part four and that's when i'll let you in on the surprise. Oh come now, you will get it, just have to wait a little longer for it...There is just so much to cover and you know that you wouldn't want me to skimp on all the juicy details that I so enjoy bringing to you like this one.

The Holy warrior, Gideon has found his way to our humble realm of darkness! First Wolf representing the darkside and now Gideon has taken a walk on the darkside. We are on FIYAH!

Seems that we've all been just too evil and too active to sneak under his radar, go us! We are that damn good winks And who did Gideon come looking for? Why yours truly smirks He made his arrival in the Dwf ring and while he may have been searching for me, he's called out anyone that cares to dance with a holy man. So, if you're evily inclined or not, do say hello to Gideon won't you? Oh by the way, try and leave a little for me....

So shall we begin the next leg of this journey? Follow me...

Viper slowly moves away from the window and slips back into her chair, picking up a crystal ball that fogs up from within as she slides back into her seat, making herself comfortable. Holding the sphere up, she gazes into it for a moment before raising her eyes into the camera

Just as people may or may not believe in a shadowy realm, a darker realm if you will or the Underworld if you prefer, does not mean it does not exist. Perhaps that is part of an elaborate Masquerade that the "creatures", the denizens of this Underworld, would have you believe. . There are just too many unexplained occurances to positively say that it and that they do not exist which brings me to the topic of "Good" versus "Evil" That's been an ongoing battle since the dawn of time. Lucifer and Eve, Caine and Abel, God and Lucifer.

Back and forth through time. Sometimes good prevailed, sometimes evil or what one perceives as "good" and "evil" Granted it's not a tangible thing, that doesn't disprove their effect, their influence. But it's not that cut and dry, that black and white is it? There's always been a gray area. How so? Well had Lucifer not become what he did, the Fallen, would not have become Demons right? Had Caine not slain Abel, the Kindred would not have come into existance. While some would consider that Caine was cursed in becoming the first Kindred or vampire, the fact remains that with the gifts that Kindred possess, most would consider it a blessing. Kindred can be both. Deemed evil because they have preyed on humans for centuries but don't all creatures have to eat to survive? No one would deny a lion or wolf their prey, they're not described as evil. Yet kindred are. Granted, some may just erase your memory of ever meeting them while others.may just erase you grins

Werewolves or Garou I think were somewhat neutral or maybe a bit of both "good" and "Evil" at the same time depending on where you stand. Of course if you were standing in front of one heh you wouldn't be inclined to believe they were "Good" if they started tearing you apart then eating you. While they revere and protect Gaia, or Mother Earth, they can be fierce warriors, once the daytime guardians of the Kindred, the Garou and the Kindred parted company and that's putting it mildly. For centuries they slaughtered each other and while that may still happen somewhere, in other parts, there could exist a treaty, a cease fire where they may work together once more defeating those that would hunt them for whatever reason, be it holy or evil.

So where am I going with this? I'm going right to Brother James Carson.

Brother James Carson
The protector of the sheep or the hunter of the wolves that prey upon the flock? Maybe both. There'll always be those that believe that only humans deserve to live, Brother Carson may j ust be one of them. He's known as the Weapon of God and he made a huge impact here in the Dwf when he called for all to repent. Not a message for the mortals that's for sure. He's believed to be the one eradicating Garou by whatever his Divine order is and something tells me if this is true, he's not going to stop with the Garou. Demons could be next or Kindred or any other supernatural entity. For now, he's got more than his hands full with Garou, those are creatures that many would not engage in battle. Not unless they were stark raving mad, uncommonly brave or simply had a deathwish and a huge insurance settlement they wanted to pass down to their benefactor early.

His skills in the ring however, are very finely tuned and this we know for a fact. The 6'2, 221 lb man is a machine! The moves he hit during his match with Jack Breaker during Retribution were unbelievable! Did you all catch that spear from the top of the cage!? That was crazy sick! Both men could have died yet that's a testament to how truly tough and resilient both men are. That was definitely a highlight for many years to come. But with that match safely put to bed, that leaves Brother Carson with a little time to rest up before we all head to the U.K. and from what I know, the U.K. is rich with these creatures of lore. Especially in Scotland. The moors are pretty much left alone by the residents and for a reason.

I can see it now, while most of the Dwf superstars are out hunting souveniers, Brother Carson will be hunting his own, if he does, i hope he can't get past customs with andy new fur coat or rug he may be packing.

So is he evil or good? Humans would consider him good yet the "supernaturals", the "creatures" would consider him evil. Courageous or crazy to be hunting in this underworld? You be the judge, then again, he may have already taken that position along with jury and executioner..

And on the topic of executiones, I bring you Red Spyder.

Red Spyder and Jack The Ripper
No not his head on a silver platter though I have tried smirk I'm talking about Red and his old friend slash nemesis, the female hating nutter from London, Jack E. Br..oops Jack The Ripper winks at Jack E. Hey they both respect women the same way, not at all! But I digress.

Should old aquaintance be forgot..In this case it has, at least for Red. Red's memory where the Ripper is concerned is almost nonexistant but not for Jack. Jack remembers and remembers well. The man never forgets and legend has it that his evil lives on, the Ripper for whatever reason, cannot die. Whether it's an eternal punishment or the result of the life he led, it is what it is. .For awhile it had taken residence in Red's body, guess rent is high in London these days heh heh heh but seriously, this isn't a laughing matter. Especially with how high the body count got the last and first time that the Ripper came to play.

For a long time, the Ripper seemed to have mysteriously departed, two years to be exact but he's back and once more he's zeroed in on Red. The difference this time? He's not just a voice, a presence possessing Red's mind and body. The Ripper has his own fleshly body and he's armed with both a sickle and a plan. Talk about the Grim Reaper coming to call. This by far makes the Ripper more dangerous because Red can't fight him back, the Ripper is his own person. Then there's the danger that Red and the Ripper could join forces somewhere down the road and become a two man death squad.

So how is the Ripper doing this? Well wherever the Ripper was sent after Red exorcised him. The Ripper's body and spirit were rejoined and during the two years he was imprisoned in this dimension, realm or limbo, he learned how to use portals. He can travel back to Earth but only for short periods of time, the longer he stays away, the weaker he becomes. That is, unless he kills, the more he kills, the more blood he spills, the longer he can stay and then he can return for good.

That's a win-win situatin since we all know how much the Ripper enjoys killing. But where does Red fit into all of this? Red would help him double up on the killings. Double the killings, double the speed in which he can return. Brilliant. But with time of the essence, the Ripper is moving quickly. He needs to make enough kills to extend his visits and during those visits, get Red under his control. But why the rush? Because the longer that Red would be around the Ripper, the risk that he'd remember why he hated the Ripper so much would come flooding back. Whether little by little or all at once. It's a gamble that the Ripper is willing to make, the prize that awaits him is one that he does not intend to lose.

Stay tuned for part four..if you dare..

As the Pit returns, Viper is found chucklng as she watches a monitor with footage from the matches at Retribution being shown when the camera picks up on the footage changing to the ring on another night. Glancing over her shoulder, Viper pauses the dvd player and swings herself around, crooking her finger to bid the camera to come closer with a mischievious little smile.

When the cameraman took the invitation, he suddenly stopped with a start as a huge dog comes into view barking and snarling at the man to keep back. The expression on the man's face caused Viper to burst into laughter

What's the matter darling, don't you like my doggy? Viper snickered at how badly her dog scared the tech and gave Dante a pet, instructing him to go lay down again Welcome back to your guilty little pleasure, the Pit. And have I got news for you! The Dwf has ignited and the explosions are detonating everywhere you look! First you have Gideon causing a stir as not only Brother Carson has shown up, but also the Emerald Flame! But not one to miss out on the fun, yours truly had to make an appearance and say a few words, you know, saying hello to my old friend Big Gids. If you didn't see what happened next, tune in on the Dwf's highlight show this upcoming Saturday. It's a killer! Cut out my heart indeed! Viper stopped when she was cued something and getting up, she picked up a strange pail and went to the large window behind her, opening up one of the panels. To the viewer's surprise, Viper emptied the pail of what seemed like harmless water down into the street below and called out to some unseen person. If you keep sneaking around i'm going to start charging you rent!

My apologies, I have a diehard fan that just can't stand not seeing me Viper remarked as she turned back around to take her place before the camera and continue the show

Where was I? Oh yes..If you can't wait, i can tell you what else happened. It has come to light that Gideon wasn't the only one that was tracking an old friend as an old friend of his showed up at the Dwf, a monster of a man named Kade! From what i've gathered Kade is quite a demon, well he's got devilish good looks but that's neither here nor there. What's true is that Kade has a problem with Gideon since Gideon is determined to vanish evil. Again, point of view but to the holy, most are evil and in need of saving. Of course their version of saving is at the end of their sword. Whatever happened to say three hail mary's and call me in the morning!? rolls eyes

They always have to do it the hard way and that's fine by those of us that like to play rough. Hell Kade even offered to shove his sword up Gideon's ass chuckles one that the holy one sadly declined. Can you imagine what that crucifixion will or could have looked like!? Viper smirked teasingly and crossed her legs as she sat on the top of her desk You'll just have to watch the highlights show to see what happened after..

There was another story I wanted to share with you, it seems there was a double homicide in the park. A man and a woman, both found yards from each other and both found mutiliated. The police and the city coroner remained baffled as the only lead they had was a disappearing trail of gore which showed which direction the killer or killers left in. This city. According to the papers, there may have been a witness that swears they heard a man's voice but saw noone. The quote taken by police and published by the City Times was and I quote, "Damn.... I was having so much fun, I didn't feed... ah well. The night is young." Any connection? I believe so but there is no hard evidence, just yet. You know, it makes me wonder if we know him, maybe he's a friend or a fiend. Time will tell but i can tell you this, there's rarely been a fiend that I didn't like.winks I think this one is just good and evil....

Gojinn
ah the King has entered the building and as I mentioned in part one, stuck his nose in my and Mr. Mckain's business. Now while he gave as good as he got, I got one up on him and that's because our all wise Strikezone..scratch that, sole acting general manager, Kevin Mckain saw the wisdom in granting yours truly a position as an assistant general manager meaning I can book smiles deviously And of course, since no time like the present, I booked Gojinn against myself when we land in the beautiful U.K. Luckily for Gojinn, my hands will be full with Jack Breaker but then Gojinn will be all mine.

We'll see what happens when King meets Queen. I do know this, that whatever match we're in, it's going to involve a royal asskicking, namely Gojinn's.smirks You want to underestimate me? You do that, overconfidence my friend wil be your downfall..

Giving the devil his due though, Gojinn is as tough as they come and I know that when he and I meet in the ring or wherever, it's going to be a battle as we clear the air so to speak..heh heh heh just hope we don't level the arena or the city in the process grins

The Dwf's tour, Anarchy in the U.K. may have to be renamed to War in Wales or maybe even Desolation in Dublin, since Dublin is the first place we're landing. Yesh, Ireland my pretties. The Emerald Isle where there's a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow and fine Irish whiskey in every glass. The home of Irish Style, my new favorite tag team.

These men are intent on dominating the tag team circuit and at the moment there's one team that stands in their way and is equally hellbent to continue their domination of the tag circuit, the Outsiderz. Gojinn and Rage along with thier manager, Rick Astin are not about to step aside to let this happen. Can you blame either team? I couldn't. Though interesting to note, there's another group, the Demon Lords consisting of Nobody, Crymzon Payne and Jeremy Knottingham. Not so coincidentally me thinks that all of these men are men that Rage has had issue with in recent months.

Now while it appeared that Rage and Crymzon had buried the hatchet, it may not be so any longer since the apparent split between Rage and Crymzon's daughter, Illyana. Nobody was Rage's former tag partner and friend, now he's the #1 contender to the hardcore title. And then there's Jeremy Knottingham who seemed to be more of a competitor in Rage's personal life as he gave the impression of challenging Rage for Illy's affections. Interesting to say the least and if the Demon lords are entering the tag circuit which is a very good probability granted their interference in the tag battle between the Outsiderz and Irish Style. The Demon lords could be the wild card, playing a huge factor or perhaps it was a random thing though i somewhat doubt that.

How could it not be? You have the Crimson Tear, Gen, who is an amazing wrestler and who also looks good doing it. Hey i can say it, we were in Elite together you know winks and no Nikki, I never saw him in those hot blue boxers you bought him for..umm yeah, never did smirks Moving right to Crimson's tag partner and cousin, the Emerald Flame! The Emerald Flame is as intense as he is passionate about his craft, he's determined to decimate all the competition and holds the skills do it. I'll tell you, this is going to be one insane match up for the Dwf Tag titles. Oh you didn't know? Yesh, at Anarchy, the tag titles will be on the line and only one tag team will come out the victor. It could be the Outsiderz, it could be Irish Style or it could be another team that has yet to enter the quest for the tag team gold.

Newsflash, there's a presence slinking around the city, whom it is, remains a mystery for the moment but as you all know, sooner or later, clues appear and the pieces of the puzzle begin to form the picture. Whomever this person is, seems to know me and I may know them. Time will tell who this is and something tells me i'm not going to welcome this person with open arms..nor this person, me.

A mystery is a foot peeps...

Little tidbits coming down from corporate..Plans are underway to build an addition to the arena! I'll tell you, the Dwf is growing by leaps and bounds wih every great new addition to the roster and to make room, the structural additions to the Dwf was just a matter of time. Congratulations Dwf

Now for the rest of my surprises, I your little muse from the darkside, am relaunching the Interview series! You heard me right, I will personally be conducting live and pre-recorded interviews with the Dwf superstars right here in my studio. So if you'd like to sit down with yours truly or someone on the Dwf staff and have it televised right here on the Pit, just call or email the studio to set it up.

Here's another great surprise, the Dwf is about to launch it's own official website, D.W.F and on that site, we've got a new section called Special Features. Special Features is where you can view exclusive and candid interviews done moments before or after a match. You can watch entire past pay per views again and again or watch them live through our DWF Webcast. If you missed an Aggresson or Strikezone show and have to have your fix of your faves or you just want to watch your not so faves getting their butts whooped no problem! You can watch it in it's entirety when you want, 24/7, 365 days a year from anywhere in the world. There's a 24/7 shoppe zone where you can order tees, dvds, posters, calenders, the works. And if that wasn't all, you can watch the columns done by a few of the superstars themselves!

This month, it'll feature correspondents and maybe one or two of the superstars themselves that have come from or have visited/lievd in the U.K. giving their take on the upcoming Dwf Invasion, they'll give you a tour of their cities and countries where the Dwf will appear and if you watch real carefully, you might even see the fear in some of their eyes grins

Well I think i've given you enough to sink your teeth into for one show, as always, this is the one, the only, Viper, telling it like it is..goodnight everyone, till next time..

Posted on May 7, 2006, 7:43 PM

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Viper's Pit..Archives - May 06

by Viper's Pit Productions

The Pit opens on Viper standing by a wall and throwing daggers into it. As the camera zooms in, it finds that the target of the daggers is a photograph of Poison. When the camera pans back, Viper is now looking directly into the camera with a sly smile pulling at her red glazed lips and the shiny blade of the dagger, pressed against them. Walking backwards towards her chair, Viper crooks her finger beckoning the camera to follow her and as she sits down, she lowers the blade and places it on the desk.

Welcome back to the Pit, cringe, celebrate, brace for I, your little diva from the darkside, your dark muse have returned to take you on a very wild ride into the realm in which the Darkside denizens dwell. I promise to be gentle, or as gentle as I can be grins Tonight i'll set a feast before you that give you the fix you crave, i will sate your hunger with my offerings of the hottest and juiciest news and gossip on all of your favorite and not so favorite megastars.

And if you're real good, or real bad, you may walk away with something that will remain with you or better yet, take something with you that you may use at will.

So whom to start with...how about POISON! Mmmhmm you heard that name pass through my lips though I never in a hundred years would have expected to ever say it again. just saying the name Poison makes me want to brutally and violently rip out her intestines and hang her by them! There's very few names that set me off in a tirade that would make a sailor blush and that's one of them. That woman interrupted a beautiful slaughter, a symphony of sadism and a deliciously masochistic melee between myself and Jack Breaker. Jack and I may have both been battered and bloody but it wasn't over yet! It wasn't going to be over till one of us stepped through that cage door or went over the top. Now, thanks to Poison, it may not be over between Jack and myself, while it may be over for Jack, courtesy of me heh heh heh..Jack and I may never know how it would have ended between us had it not been for her!

Who the hell does she think she is bringing our massacre to a halt! I'll tell you, she is now a marked woman, deadmeat! That woman's nerve knows no bounds! No one knows where she went, she hadn't been heard from in so long and wham! She's back. Well Ms Poison, you and I are going to have a reunion and i'm sure you know exactly how it's going to go. smiles Welcome to the Dwf Poison and welcome to your nightmare...

Huge news out of Ireland, Anarchy in the U.K., Ireland has been a tremendous success and the Irish will never forget our visit there for it was Irish Style that emerged as the first ever Dwf Tag Team champions! The Crimson Tear and the Emerald Flame, Generation X and Big Joe came out the victors in a hellaciously brutal battle with the dominating tag team, the Outsiderz. From the start to the ending, this battle could have gone either way as these men took it to the extreme in an effort to decisively crown the reigning kings of tag. It was soo close peeps, the suspense alone in who would prevail and who would survive was ever present and had thousands biting their nails almost down to the bone.

Know what this means? That's right, May is Tag team action month! We have seen the crowning of the first ever and reigning Dwf tag team champions, Irish Style. You know that the Outsiderz aren't going to just vanish into the shadows, they're going to come at Irish Style to regain their top spot and most likely take those gold titles for their own. Then we've got the newly formed tag team of the Demonlords that are in the enviable position of being the #1 contenders to those titles. There are also rumblings coming from the back that we may see new tag teams come to the battleground to try and relieve Irish Style of their championship if not their careers. Expect the tag scene to get only hotter as each team battles for supremacy and the gold.

And what of the impromptu team of Gideon and Brother Carson? Will they or won't they remain a tag team? How about the dynamic duo of divinity? They seemed to have a difference of opinion or style where Gideon wouldn't slay all immortals while Brother Carson seemed to have the motto of "Kill them all and let God sort them out" Hmmm makes you wonder don't it?

You know what else May is? It's all out aggression and carnage month as well. Oh wait, that's every month in the Dwf winks I'll tell you this though, May promises to be an unbelievable month as we go in with the imminent debut of the wrestling machine, the mysterious Wyldchylde! We've seen two promos so far and with just those two, it has fueled the speculation of the fans and industry experts alike. The trade and sports magazines have been running non stop articles and features on this star who hasn't been seen or heard from in several months. Speculation ensued his abrupt departure from the wrestling world with all sorts of stories making their way into radio, print and television. And just when the commotion settled down, it has come back with a vengeance over his impending return!

This installment of the Pit has bore witness as new champions have risen and are now standing on top of the wrestling world. Viper pauses for an instant and rolls her eyes as she looks at her notes We have a new Undisputed World champion, Red Spyder, Tag champs, Irish Style! Which brings us to two last titles..the Hardcore title which could end with Rage retaining from what i've watching on this tape or perhaps at the end, Nobody pulling a huge upset on the Outsider Beast. It's still up in the air.

The other title that still hasn't been claimed, the IC title. However, that is going to change at Anarchy in the U.K., England this month as the IC is the prize in DWF War Games! Oh man, this is going to be madness! This contest is brutal, it's punishing and intense. War Games is basically an iron man bout between a good number of superstars but what fun! I've taken part in one before and talk about taking it to everyone you don't like in the same match. It's almost euphoric grins What few may know is that a battle like this can take someone that's little known or a diamond in the rough and send them shoot into super stardom! It's one incredible ride for all that are brave enough to take it.

Want more on your favorite megastars and perhaps what to expect at Anarchy, England? Then come on back for part two where all shall be revealed...

The Pit returns finding Viper at the wall holding Poison's dagger punctured photo and dragging a dagger down the center of her face with sadistic glee and tearing the picture in half

Welcome back to the second installment of the Pit or how i affectionately refer to it, round two, where I always tell it like it is whether some people like it or not grins I am your hostess with the mostest and you are all my beloved and loyal viewers blows a kiss

So where to kiddies? Your friendly neighborhood serpent is feeling especially venomous tonight, and you know what that means right? Yesh, the venom is going to flow and flow with a vengeance. So if you expected a dose, double what you thought you were going to get. That's right, tonight only, get one dose, receive a second absolutely free! winks.

The Dwf's global sphere of influence is far reaching and is conquering the world! The energy of the shows and pay per views have soared to new heights and it's still climbing because of the unadulterated aggression the megastars in the Dwf are displaying. We take no prisoners, at least I don't, just ask Jack. Oh which reminds me, how's that eye Jack? grins ferally Huge news, the Wyldchylde is set to make his debut and by all indications, he was spotted at the airport and reported to be getting on a British Airways jet bound for London! The clock is ticking peeps, soon the Wyldchylde will be making his first appearance in the Dwf and seeing the promos that have been running, he's about to make a collosal impact. Only question left is who will be the first to feel the impact and when the smoke clears, will they be left as no more than a smudge on the mat? Tune in for Anarchy, London to find out!

I'll tell you, if it's not one jackass, it's another that's been giving your little diva cause to lash out and smash some heads together. And another man that could tell you is the Aggression General Manager, Mr. Shane Lestat, that's right, he's returned after his short "vacation" heh heh heh yeah from my fists. But it gets better! Shane has not only brought himself for me to torture, he's brought friends. The Hangman has resurrected himself from wherever he was existing and then there's another, the Jesster. I don't know who's the bigger clown, a man who dresses like a jester or Shane for thinking that I won't go after and stomp a mudhole in them too. Well as they say, there's only one way to find out.. BRING IT ON!

Then there's Gojinn who has recently taken off to some remote cabin to think. Mmmhmmm is that what they're calling hiding out these days? winks Makes me wonder if his cabin isn't near Rage's or if it is Rage's.. I have heard that Rage has one that he visits around the time of the full moon cough Sorry, little tickle. If that's the case, Gojinn may find he's not alone, hey you never know if Rage "entertained" some camper and had him over for dinner..That camper may still be there cough Pesky pollen heh, like strays, you feed them once, they never leave you know. Yeah that's it, but wouldn't that be fun to see? Oh to be a fly on the wall if Gojinn did find one of Rage's guests.

Of course this is all speculation and Gojinn may just have his porn stashed there. What a way to spend the weekend, just hope he don't come back with a case of carpal tunnel syndrome. Viper looks up with a sheepish smile then feigns shock Oh i don't care about his health, I just wouldn't want to feel like i'm fighting Bob Dole if we stepped into the ring togethersnickers Hell to be honest, I wouldn't want that hand on me if that is how Gojinn spends his weekends.chuckles Again it's only coughspeculationcough

Either way, as you can see i've got my hands full..smirks again No i wasn't going to insert another insinuation at Goj's expense, though I did think it grins But in thinking better of it, I think Goj is probably just coming up with a plan for those tag titles. Last time I got a glimpse at Rage, shortly after that match with Irish Style in fact, wha? We passed them on the way so Irish Style could do interviews with all the trades over their win, he looked like he was ready to kill someone and the someone he might start with is Nobody. Then Irish Style. It'll be interesting to see what happens between these rival tag teams.

You know, with all these individuals giving me attitude, you can bet you're going to see a helluva lot more of me in action. Oh yesh, I fight as hard as I party and in both cases, there will always be casualties nod nod Oohh here's a good one, new to the Dwf but known all over the wrestling world, the huge powerhouse Kade taking on one of God's warriors, the very well known enemy of immortals, Gideon. These two men competed in one hell of a grudge match that put both men through a whole lotta pain. A street fight between these two! Have you all seen the size of Kade?! Have you all seen Kade!? Gideon has jumbo cajones but i digress, the man has a whole lotta heart and he's as tough as they come. But in the end, it was Gideon that prevailed, well for the moment. Something tells me that it may not be any more over for Kade and Gideon as it is for Jack and myself. Why Jack and I? Because I still want to know how that would have turned out, damn you Poison! Just you wait till I get my hands on you, i'll scratch you blind and snatch your blonde head, bald!

looks up and smiles sheepishly again Ahem, we are currently in the U.K. and are about to invade England! Mmmhmmm the home of Queen Victoria, the Tower of London, Big Ben, the Beatles, the Stones, London Bridge and even Jack The F'N Ripper!. Don't look at me like that Red, you know it always gives me the creeps..not to mention I don't like your face sticks tongue out and snickers

Though i've got to give Red his props, did you all see what he did to Wolf!? Red HUNG Wolf! HUNG him and left him to dangle and twist in the wind! Geeze and I thought getting hit by a roller coaster was bad. Well it is, lemme tell you but getting hung with a chain!? Ouch! I really can't say a whole lot about it since anyone that steps into the ring with Red knows they had better be ready for the pounding of their lives or unlives. But Wolf, don't take it personally, Red hates everyone and when he dances on your face, it's usually the can-can or riverdance while wearing steel toe boots. So who's next for Red? I dunno but whatever he does next won't be pretty...

In the ethos of modern wrestling there have been many attempts to create succesful promotion and the DWF has done just that with it's powerhouse roster and managment team. The U.K tour has been proving to be quite successful as has every pay per view and show since it's birth. We have seen the lockerroom battle to become champions and champions ascend to stardom and in some cases, superstardom. But it's far from over, there is no rest for the wicked or the wickedly talented as the hunger to ascend new heights continue and stars challenge those that reach the top of the mountain.

And what of those standing at the top of that mountain? Well they better hold on and prepare to be challenged at any time and at every turn. To be the man, or woman grins you got to beat the man or woman, a task easier said than done. Champions fight and perhaps fight hardest to remain seated upon their thrones, each laying claim to their position and protecting it with all they have to become and remain wrestling royalty.. It's a tough job but somebody's got to do it and I do it so well..I mean, yeah grins Well that's it for this edition of the Pit, hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed bringing it to you. As for me, i'm off to continue celebrating with Irish Style and maybe squeeze in a little sight seeing before we leave Ireland, damn do these guys party hard. The Crimson Tear and the Emerald Flame have been throwing party after party and you know you've got the A listers when Jesus himself shows up! Woah! Now that was a trip and I was ready to blame the Guinness but i hadn't had any yet! Anways, till next time, this has been the one, the only, Viper, telling it like it is..

Posted on May 7, 2006, 7:47 PM

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Beef of the Week

by Viper

Yanno, some people just never learn nor stop trying to justify their bad behavior nor acknowledge the consequences of their bad behavior. Tis sad really that after going through the same thing once before, they never learned from their mistakes but repeated them till history repeated itself due to their own paranoias from the past.

They say misery loves company and that's what happens when the miserable love to throw blame around because of their own shortcomings and inability to accept responsibility AND then let it cloud their reason, taint what's right and stomp fairness into nothing. It's arrogance to not admit the truth and prefering to live in their safe world of denial is truly their own self made hell on earth. It's the latter but that's a well known fact. And now where one person was blamed, now two entire groups are blamed, two groups that got sick of the powermongering of one man that was left to his own devices not once, but twice for the same exact reasons. He wanted it to be his show where he was the star, where only his opinion and feelings mattered. Not the feelings or thoughts of two large groups of people, that only wanted to play a game and express their creativity. Only his own mattered to him.

Well let's say what needs to be said and that's that said organization was not deliberately killed by it's players but by the owner or so called "leader" running roughshod over everyone whenever a childish tantrum overtook him. Sad but true and I don't care if I ruffle feathers.

What I find insanely funny is how this "pillar" of the society is still going on about about a moot point. Said person had an issue with jealousy and selfishness, seeing only himself as worthy of any newsmaking while doing everything he could to steal the thunder right out from any player that dared work their way up the roster. Yet when this said "Scourge" of a column was willingly pulled to avoid any further arguments, suddenly that was wrong too lol wow!

Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Well in this person's "pov", that's just wrong. lol oh yeah, and talk about someone not getting their way and pulling power plays not to mention throwing the ever popular and often heard, "it's mine, mine mine" not to just one roster but to two that left because they could and wanted to do what they enjoyed, roleplaying for fun without anyone ruining their stories, injecting their stories with really disgusting bathroom humor or godmoding to where only he would look good.

You'd think this person would just enjoy what he has now and move on like everyone else has. He hasn't. Guess that's a pipe dream or just the mark of a petty, immature and spiteful man. Someone who loves to play the martyr role and will to garner sympathy and pity for himself. Someone who'll try invent a scenario or to twist one without even having a fact to back it up. Both feds that left his tyranny, left for the simple reason that they wanted to have fun without him dictating every single move to fit in with his agenda, his goals. He saw people as his possessions, case and point. "His" roster lol! It was THE roster, a group of people that choose to play somewhere. There's that control factor showing itself. "His" Right. You never spoke to them socially, never said hello, how are you doing. Never sent an email asking how they were when they disappeared for days. Yeah "Your" roster. Eh eh, doesn't work that way. You've claimed "aim" Yeah right, you've always had it and chose NOT to speak with various members of the roster when they had asked to speak to you. You considered yourself "Above" them when you weren't above anyone. That's the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I know all too well because i told you their requests but because of your problem with the past roster that ALSO left because of you, you thought everyone the same, instead of treating people as the individuals they ARE. You never gave any regard to the fact that they were individuals with their own minds and wishes. Sad sad sad.

Two feds were born not out of spite but to get the hell away from you, your bullying, your politics, your paranoia and your dictatorship! You were victimizing the players and they had said enough and left. Simple as. I don't care if you believe it or not, probably wont be able to since your denial is so great but not as great as your spite and that's the truth.

Everyone watched this man crash and burn his fed down. Most, including myself couldn't stand watching it happen and left. But here's the funny part, the irony if you will. A well known fact, while there was a chance for the federation to rebound, said "leader" giving this federation until December to turn around, yet he shuts it down in October without warning. His right to do so? Sure. But he didn't give his "creation" a fighting chance. It could have rebounded, but was never given the chance to. It's akin to pulling the plug prematurely on a coma patient. That patient being put into that position by the very plug puller. Oh yes, everyone saw it, no one needed to be told anything, they saw it. People aren't blind or stupid as this person considered and considers them to be, not a chance. Everyone had their eyes wide open and saw for themselves.

Why do people say you appear different from what they've heard? Simple, you haven't shown your colors to them yet. Same with me once upon a time, i didn't see this "person" I had heard so much about and decided to make up my own mind instead of heeding the warnings, and guess what, they were right. It was just a matter of time till the claws were extended and that "person" showed himself for whom he really is. Kinda like a Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde. Pity too that Mr. Hyde couldn't be exorcised from Dr. Jeckyl.

Now Mr. Hyde talks about "corrupt" this first group was, yet Mr. Hyde strangely enough was trying to make an outward and quite hypocritical showing of making amends with them. Nope, they didn't buy it, no one does in fact, they know all too well how you've operated and are now trying to operate again. And what they'd get as payment for believing you once again. You know how the saying goes, "Fool me once, shame on you..Fool me twice, shame on me" True, absolutely true.

Now he's trying to say that one person speaks for all and that's scary lol! Yeah scary only to a bully. Oh my god what a character he is! He doesn't want to acknowledge that there are people who will stand up in the defense of many. History if full of people who have but I guess that concept eludes someone like him who gets off on bullying people whom he thinks won't have anyone to stand up for them. Wrongo! Many many people have spoken up for themselves in the past and will continue to do so in the present and future. Too bad, so sad, for you :D

It's good that this person is trying to write his thoughts as therapy, lord knows he needs it. And just to set the record straight, no one believes that this is what you wanted, you simply made it up after the fact lol Oh and little suggestion that i'm sure you won't take, instead of just "dealing" with the past and future, try learning from what your actions, your corruption have gotten you in the past and use them to avoid it in the future. My guess is he'll never learn, just keep trying to silence the truth and protect his own little world of denial. Oh well i'm done on this topic, I,unlike you, can walk away and let it go :D

You have your freedom, enjoy it and be well.

P.S. It's Scapegoat, I should know, I am yours and you are the anally retentive bitch, not me :D lol

Posted on Jun 23, 2006, 3:55 PM

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Long, long overdue Beef ;)

by Viper

Spade i have NOTHING to say to you. At least nothing that hasn't been said before. I could ramble on about sad you are, how bitter you are at being a 30 year old closet homosexual whose never had pussy since pussy had him or how horrible of a human being you've been and turned out to be, or what a user you are or attempt to be. You're malicious and a liar, all you live for is to poison people's minds by fabricating the most outrageous and unbelievable shit imaginable. You mention GT and how I had a problem with them posting?? I was the ONLY one that didn't, i loved their invasion and i embraced it, i made some great friends that are still my friends today. It WAS YOU that wanted to push them off to some other board, NOT ME!

You see i'm genuine Spade, unlike you who smiles in someone's face and stabs them in the back when you don't think they're looking, you're a fake and a phoney. No one believes you! That's why it just blows my mind I don't even know why you bother to say anything at all when NO ONE cares about you or what you think!

You claimed that the amazing writers from GT like Jack, Nomb, Cerb, Kefka, Red etc etc got their writing talent from being at Cw! HA! THEY HAD THEIR OWN TALENT! THEY DEVELOPED THEIR OWN TALENT, ITS THEIRS, NOT YOURS! WTH!?

Do you honestly think anyone is going to change their mind about you?? That it's going to change anything at all? That you're going to get your way? It's not. You're only reenforcing everything, every last ugly truth that everyone's ever said about you. How many groups of players have you lost now? Here's some quick math, Three. THREE! You're just sad and you'll never, ever learn.

It's a game, what part of you can't you understand?? It's not a soap opera or some great dramatic movie. You sure as hell aren't getting any "ratings" or paid for it. You need some serious psychological help, seriously, you're going to hurt yourself or someone else when you finally have your breakdown or maybe you're having it now. I don't know how you think you're such an authority on people when you're a hermit in real life! A man who has a fear of the world and everyone in it so you try to manipulate people by lying to them, for what? In hopes they'll return to you?? No one in their right might that has ever worked with you or heard of your behavior would ever want to work with you again, you're clinically insane! Get some prozac or ritalin, you are out of control!

By the way you delusional dipshit, i'm not 50, 45, 40 or even 35 blah blah blah like the bootlicking dog you keep now, lmao nice try fruitcake! You can't count any better than you can spell! You keep saying you're done, you're not going to rant anymore and that's all you do..awww poor little William didn't get his way..poor baby! Grow up! Not everyone gets their way in life and for your information dirtbag, i didn't go to school for graphic design, duh! I do the best i can with what i have to work with and I don't care if you like my graphics or not, your opinion of them or anything else doesn't mean a damn thing to me lmao What a fucking retard you are, just because you're decorating your site won't magically make people want to play their or deal with you! That's your big issue, the Dwf may not have a "graphic artist" designing it but people would rather play here than with you! Just so you know dipshit, I went to school for business and i have an Associates degree in that and i'm working on my Bachelors, also going for my associates for Marketing so stuff that in your crackpipe and smoke it you retard lol you are utterly rediculous and hillarious lmao good god I think you've missed your calling as some neurotic comedian char, you'd have made millions.

And though i said it before, i'll say it again, I wasn't going to make a fed, the PLAYERS that YOU MISTREATED AND ABUSED asked me too, and yes i said PLAYERS, MANY players that didn't want a maniacal tyrant like you telling them what to do, when to post, forcing them to post or put up with your disgusting characters either godmoding them or sexually molesting them! GET HELP FAST!

Charon
Funny thing i read today, one by a 35 year old middle-aged fugly, deodorant bottle fucking bitch that has no idea what she's talking about. That she doesn't like me as a person, you stupid whore, you don't know me as a person, we've never had any sort of conversation and yet you know me?? Let me tell you something bitch, I don't like you either and i know enough about you to have reason to dislike you altogether like how you're a fucking liar! How you're a fucking snob without any reason in the world to be because you have nothing, no looks, no personality, no money and no brains. You're pathetic and for your information, if you're talking about that "friend's husband" HE found me through a mutual friend and we chatted. We actually got along because while you were up your friend's ass all the time, so scared to speak to anyone else, he was actually sociable. Shit the unibomber was more sociable than you ya hidious thing.

Manipulative lmao now that's a good one, been drinking Spade's kool-aid i see not to mention the haterade. I think you're still jealous because everyone likes ME more than you, you never got anywhere because you're BORING as well as UGLY. Inside and out. Boo hooo no one likes Scary Clairey, cry me a fucking river you lame ass bent nose piece of shit. We're not worried about you at all, we don't think of you at all, you are nothing to us, let me spell it out for you...WE..DONT CARE ABOUT YOU! Clear? Good!

No you dumb bitch, i have nothing but friendship for her husband, You see, I can get a man of my own and not one that i'm chatting on the computer with while fucking myself with a deodorant bottle LMAO Yeah you know what i'm talking about, the guy that DUMPED you for a much prettier girl after meeting your ugly mug. Sooo sad, there you were, ready to move to the US to be with him and he was with someone else before your plane landed back home lmao!!! TOO FUNNY! Why wouldn't he or any other man dump you? Look at your big honking nose and your frizzy hair, that gross face. Look how you stand, you're soo nasty i'd be surprised your own husband even touches you anymore and if he does, he probably turns the light off pretending that not only you were someone else, he's probably pretending that HE was someone else lol give it up bitch, you ain't got a damn thing on me and i've got tons on you. Hell even your dogs are as antisocial as you are, why don't you get both yourself and your dogs some obedience training, maybe you'll get a discount since there'd be what? Three dogs including you? lmao

You're talking about Gojinn?? He has MORE talent than you will ever have you redicuilous HAG. He's done more work in both feds than you ever did. All you do is post, you don't contribute shit after that so don't you dare talk about someone who is respected, talented and like me, has it ALL OVER you ya used up, washed up tosser! Get off the computer and get a life you redundant, crazy had, go workout and get a makeover, don't keep punishing that poor guy you married by showing up in bed looking like you do or if you have to make his life miserable, buy him lots of liquor. He works alot huh lmao prolly an excuse to stay away from you!

Powerman, you don't know me anymore than freaking Scary Clairy. I didn't get you banned, Spade did that since he had the admin over login adding and removing. He wouldn't have done it if he didn't agree that you were playing unfairly like creating an army of 20 chars to take on a faction of three! Maybe you have improved, maybe you've learned how to play nice but don't you dare accuse me of banning you when i had no control over that! As for me unable to get a man? LMAO think again, I get hit on by guys and girls even though i'm straight lol shit i could probably get more girls than you if i was bi. Just work on your posts and beware Spade and Scary Clairey, they'll be turning on you soon enough. Good luck to ya.

Posted on May 29, 2009, 2:03 PM

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The Death Files

by Darkside Wrestling Federation

New Article! The Death Files!
by Dr. Damien Death

It has been brought to my attention that this federation is filled with what could be described as "amateurish murderers" and supposed "hitmen". At first, this angered me, but no longer. You see, this gives me the opportunity to educate the mindless masses about the true art of homicide. I mean any moron can lift a gun and shoot someone. That is easy. Simple. Even Rick Astin could bust a cap in someone's ass.

Now as I was pondering this, I found inspiration from the most unlikely of sources: OJ Simpson.

Recently, our dear OJ has released a book where he writes about how he "hypothetically" would kill his victims.

While I do find the gall of this action to be quite amusing, it does lead one to an interesting thought. In what ways could one kill some of the DWF SuperStars, assuming they had the means and desire to do so...

Remember... This is all hypothetical. wink

So Here are just a few ways to work on killing some DWF superstars in no particular order and for no particular reason...

1) Gideon

Being as he is an Immortal Angelic Being, killing him would be rather difficult, so I say why bother with Killing being the ultimate goal??

You see, Immortal and Invincible are two completely different animals. His body is still going to be based on a basic physiology. We know he feels pain, so he obviously has nerves, and in short he has a Central Nervous System, which is susceptible to many different forms of attack. For example, a neural toxin that is rather protean and evolutionary in its nature could serve to at least slow him down enough to take action.

So, presuming one did manage to render Gideon unconscious in some way, shape or form? Remember he is immortal so what do we do? Why we do something to annoy the hell out of him!

Some would accomplish this by encasing him in a mystical prison that can only be broken under the full moon on a month ending in the letter "l". Personally I find amputation much more amusing. Or, better yet! Decapitation!!!

So let's say we trap his body in said prison after the removal of his noggin. First, this is not exactly something one would do if they didn't get some sick pleasure out of listening to death threats all bloody day. I mean imagine the conversation starters. And for Gideon, at least Shakespeare in the Park would need him for their productions of Hamlet. But there are far more versatile uses for Gideon's head: a bowling ball, bird feeder, candy dish, scare crow, and my personal favorite... a volley ball.

2) WyldChylde

Wyld, or Conner, whatever the hell his face is, is a bit of a conundrum.

Assuming he has close enough ties to access Garou gifts and traits, one can also assume that he has at least similar weaknesses. The key being silver.

Garou, werewolves, whatever ya wanna call them have a notorious weakness where silver is concerned. As such, ground silver mixed into a nerve gas can indeed produce lovely effects, regardless of the degree of the silver allergic reaction. So if the silver particles don't bug him, that gas will. Now, one can go about using the gas in one of two methods: to kill or subdue.

Killing him outright is no fun. Again, this is something Rick Astin could accomplish. However to use it in a subduing role, well that is a step in the right direction.

No my friends, this is the point where we will learn about Wyld's physiology! Break ou the scalpels kids, because unless yer Viper's last love interest, I am sure you are smart enough to figure out that one way to go about killing Wyld Chyld is..... Disection! Yes, The Wyld One will be giving his body over toscience before we let his blonde bombshell have her way with him one last time.

3) Viper

Yes Yes, I know. Everyone knew I would put her in here somewhere. To be honest, she should be flattered that I put this much though into the offing of her. Matter of fact too much time was spent plotting her death be it when we were enemies or friends. Even when we see eye to eye, I still find myself smiling as I devise new and interesting ways to kill her. Remember this is all hypothetical.

For those with any medical knowledge with any experience in vampire physiology would know that a vampire's powers are derived from two things: Their Generation, and the blood they consume. Viper is a unique vampire in that she is not affected by standard vampire weaknesses. So one must use less conventional means to handle her.

That is where heperin comes in. Heperin is a powerful liquid anticoagulant. What an anticoagulant is, quite simply, is a blood thinner.

Now one dose of this is not going to be enough to take Viper down. It would take a great deal of it, possibly in concentrated forms in order to weaken her. This will affect her regeneration rate, as well as increase any blood loss. So do we bleed her to death? Well we could. Personally, like Gideon, she would be more fun to keep alive and annoy. One method would involve amputaion of her arms and hanging her upside down just inches above a mass of bloody kine blood bags. Yeah I know, I am cruel.

So there you have it. Many possible ways to eternally deal with those annoyances and general pains in the ass. Now will these DEFINITELY work?

I don't know. I never tried to be honest. Might be fun to though.

This is the Doctor, Signing off.

Dr Damien Death.

Posted on Dec 5, 2006, 8:40 PM

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Rundown: Archives

The following are the Archives for the greatest Pre-Show to ever exist before a PPV event.

Enjoy!

-Gojinn

Posted on Apr 12, 2006, 5:34 PM

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The Rundown: Straight to the Grave Pre-Show [Oct 2005]

Once a year�

Ghouls and ghosts�

Gather in cemeteries�

And haunt residents of their former homes�

And this year�

They�re NOT alone!

The DWF Welcomes You

Straight
To
The

GRAVE!

For the first time ever, the fans of the up and coming fed, the DWF, are treated to an amazing thirty minute special, The Rundown!

The DWF logo splashes across the screen followed by the Rundown logo, and then the screen slowly opens to Jonathan Coachmen, sitting in the DWF Headquarters.

Two TV screens are placed behind him, one with a countdown, and one with the Straight to the Grave commercial running.

Coach: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Rundown! In just one half hour folks, you�re gonna be treated or maybe just tricked�.as the DWF is holding it�s VERY first PPV of all time! That�s right folks, not only is it the first PPV ever, but it�s on HALLOWEEN! Ghosts, ghouls and goblins better watch out, because the DWF superstars aren�t screwing around!

We have A LOT of great matches to kick this fed into gear! One of the matches you�ll be witnessing is gonna be a bloodbath between two great in-ring fighters. In one corner, you�ve got a sick sadistic mind in the body of a monster. That�s right folks, it�s gonna be Red Spyder, against the �Worlds Superior�, the man that in the ring, cannot be stopped. He�ll lock submission after submission on you, and not let you go.

FIRST EVER
Chamber of Pain
Red Spyder vs Jack E. Breaker

This match is bound to be bloody. If you go back to some of the prior matches these two men have had, you KNOW this match will take them each to the limit. Red Spyder has participated in more brutal matches than I care to go through, and a lot of the time this man manages to put on one hell of a show!

As for Jack E. Breaker, I can�t say he hasn�t been in brutal matches, but if he knows what�s good for him, he�ll keep Red down. If he can keep the monster down on the mat, he�s safe, and won�t need to worry too much about Red�s sadistic side.

Let�s not forget what kind of match this is either! It�s a Chamber of Pain! A cage is stretched to the crowd barrier, the padding is removed, weapons are scattered everywhere, AND THE CAGE IS ELECTRIFIED! Red Spyder is the only man to think up something as DERRANGED as this! The only way to win? By making your opponent stay on the mat for ten seconds without moving.

Jack, word of advice: Keep him down, grab a weapon, and make him stay down. Your submissions will only slow him down in this match�it won�t win it for you!

So what does this contraption look like exactly?! Our senior analysts tried hard, and found this DWF Exclusive photo! :

Indeed this match looks�painful.

FIRST EVER
DWF Intercontinental Championship Match
Dalkiel vs Fuse

OH YEAH! In the FIRST EVER Intercontinental Championship match, Dalkiel will face off against newcomer Fuse! This is gonna be one of those GREAT matches! We�ve seen Dalkiel in action before, and I bet that Fuse has seen him too. I can�t wait to see Dalkiel in action again, and furthermore, I WANT to see what Fuse can do!

FIRST EVER
DWF Hardcore Championship Triple Threat Match
Rage(c) vs Dalkiel vs DNA

It�s gonna be all out mayhem as these three men finally get into the ring to fight.

The past few weeks the three men have battled over the belt with the likes of Viper and Gojinn, and now, these three alone get the legit chance to fight it out in the ring.

We�ve got the brute of the former Outsiders, Rage. This man is built for power and pain, and is, in my opinion, highly qualified for the gold at this point.

Then we have Dalkiel, who I mentioned earlier, is returning, and I can�t wait. This man should put up quite a fight with Rage.

But boys, step back! DNA is in the game! Truly the King of Hardcore is gonna step up to the bat and take both the head of Rage AND Dalkiel, and walk away champ! GO DNA! GO!

Seriously though, these three men have battled for a while, and you have to believe that this match is gonna be brutal and long. All of these men have Gold Fever, and when it�s mixed with the addicting smell of leather, you know it�s gonna drive them to push harder.

FIRST EVER
DWF Undisputed Championship Match
Viper vs Nexus

OOOOH BABY! This is where it ALL starts! Ladies and gentlemen, the MAIN EVENT of the evening, and a match I�m dying to see, the Undisputed championship is on the line! Viper is gonna face off against none other than Nexus for the biggest title in the business, and a place in absolute history as the first ever holder of the title!

Viper and Nexus are both former Undisputed champs, but this is a whole new ball game, and a whole new belt! At Straight to the Grave, neither of their pasts matter, but their future will all depend on whether or not they can keep themselves above ground!

That's right folks, Viper and Nexus are gonna fight in a GRAVEYARD MATCH!

Who is gonna walk out with the greatest title of them all?! Will it be Viper, or Nexus! Watch the PPV! ORDER NOW!

ALSO�

But that�s not all you�re gonna get to see! We�ve gotten word of several special guests backstage, several people wanting to speak their minds, the always lovely Candice Fairchild will make an appearance, and the always Ruling Rick Astin will join us all LIVE at Straight to the Grave! In mere moments the show will begin, so get settled, and enjoy. This is the Coach, welcoming you Straight to the Grave!

The signal abruptly cut out�leaving the fans in suspense for the show to start�

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The Rundown: StrikeZone/Christmas Carnage Pre-Show [Dec 2005]

by Gojinn [King of RunDowns]

The screen fades in with an image of Gojinn sitting in a chair in the center of the room, and two television monitors attached to the wall behind him. One monitor is playing a countdown for the event, and the other, is showing clips of events leading right to the event.

Seasons Beatings everyone! If this is the first time you�ve seen a DWF show, or the first time you�ve tuned into the DWF Rundown, then you�re in luck. Tonight the King will finally be in competition! That�s right! Gojinn will be in not one, NOT TWO, but THREE of tonight�s matches!

Tonight though, we celebrate the holidays, and whether you celebrate Hanukah, Kwanza, St. Nicholas Day, or something else�Merry Christmas and Happy New Year you worthless servants.

Now, onto more important things�

�the first ever StrikeZone event is presenting the seasonal PPV, Christmas Carnage! This is one jam packed show from top to bottom, so let�s get to work, and figure out what you�re all gonna witness, if you�re not cheap and actually pay to see this.

Deadblood King Gojinn
Morgue Match

There�s the match of the evening folks. Screw the others on the list, this is the one you�re gonna pay to see. That�s right, the King, the great one, the biggest star out there, Gojinn, will be teaching one annoying rookie that I don�t F@$# around. But forget about me killing him for now, let�s get down to the details of the match, shall we?

StrikeZone General Manager, Kevin McKain had asked me a simple question, two weeks before Aggression. �If I give you a nearly guaranteed title shot, would you come back? Would you finally compete for these fans you turned your back on?� The way he said it pissed me off. But the title shot seemed to pique my interest, so I came to the man. He told me if I got one victory over someone he could find to face me, that I was guaranteed a title shot at whatever champion I wanted.

Naturally the King thought it over hard, and less then a minute later I�d signed the contract and thrown it back at him. When I showed up to my interview however, where we�d announce my signing, McKain decided he would try to�influence the people to tune into StrikeZone next time, by brining down my opponent and introducing the tension. See, I guess the deal is, he picked this ninja looking creep out of a back alley, where he was probably so high he saw God himself in front of his eyes, and said �Fight this guy.� So this idiot, signs a contract, to face the KING!

Now, he brings Deadblood out and what happens? He immediately starts shit! So what did your King do ladies and gentlemen? He put that bastard through a glass table, end of story�

A man offstage whispers to him..

�Wasn�t there more Gojinn? Didn�t he get you ba- �

Gojinn raises a hand at him, making the man run off�

Okay, so I left out the part where Deadblood got the upper hand back. Who cares?! He got me, and then that good for nothing GM stabbed me in the back, not only telling me that it was a morgue match, that I couldn�t touch DB, but he had me thrown out of the building and locked into jail!

So now McKain, you better look for a replacement, cause in that Morgue match come tonight, Gojinn is gonna get some of Deadblood, and when I�m done with that asshole, Deadblood, will be locked into a body bag and shoved so far into the locker that no one will remember his damned name��

Hardcore Title Match
Rage DNA(c)
Hell In A Cell

By order of General Manager McKain, we will finally get the full resolution of the dispute between these two men over the sought after Hardcore title! Last event we saw Rage take the title, and then Jesse Raen, steal it away. Aggression General Manager Shane Lestat, showed his authority over the match and stripped Raen of the belt because he isn�t signed to the DWF. Instead he made the choice to give the belt back to DNA, not because he won before, or he deserved it, but because in the back DNA and he �

Okay well, you get the image anyway..

So tonight, you�re gonna see the beast of the Outsiders fully unleashed! You think Rage was dangerous or mean before DNA? Helllll no my friend. He�s pissed as fuck now because you went and stole that title unfairly. This time, Jess Raen, and Shane Lestat have no control over the outcome. Looks like you�re on your own.

But Rage, don�t get too into the thought you can beat DNA. He is a great competitor. We�ve seen Darien pull out some insane things, and god only knows what will happen inside of that metal hell. DNA may just go mad and haul off on you dude.

Folks, this may very well be the show stealer of the event!

Want to see it? BUY THE DAMN PPV!

Tag Team Championships
DNA and Fuse Rage and Gojinn Jimmy and Lucky
Tag Team Battle Royale

The Outsiders will face the team of Jimmy and Lucky who will face DNA and Fuse in a race for the Tag Team gold! The Outsiders have of course voiced their opinions about how great they are, and how they will stop at nothing to claim gold. Folks at home, you�d better believe that�s the damned truth.

Fuse and DNA see it different however, and have decided to team up in an effort to stop Rage and I from claiming those belts ourselves. Seems DNA�s head is so big he wants to hold both the Hardcore and Tag titles for the first time in history. Dream on boys, we�ve got these in the bag.

And then there�s Jimmy and Lucky. �Nuff said�

Jeremy Nottingham Illyana
We saw both of these guys at Aggression, and tonight they�re gonna get it on! No! NOT LIKE THAT! Well, maybe.

You never know here! Better bet on this to be a great match too!

Jack E. Breaker King Gojinn
No Holds Barred � Submission Match

Jack�what you did, is inexcusable. Rachel wasn�t my wife, but what you did is flat out disgusting. Breaker, I thought you were a low piece of shit before, but you attacked your wife. The woman you married. You said you�d stay with her for life, now look at you. You�re alone, and a loser.

Jack, she didn�t make you weak. You made you weak. You weren�t good enough to beat me�or Darien�or even Red. That wasn�t her fault. That was your own. You have your head up so high in the clouds you can�t see your own weakness.

Jack you are your own worst enemy. Listen to yourself, �Worlds Superior.� What a load of shit. You�re horrible. And at StrikeZone, win or lose, I�m gonna make you regret stepping into the ring against me. You want submissions you bastard, I�ll make you scream like your wife did when you beat her in that ring.

You�re gonna pay Jack E. Breaker�

Intercontinental Championship
Dalkiel (c) Mystery Opponent

God only knows what will happen in this match. Dalkiel will finally defend his belt against a mystery opponent. Other than who he�s facing, this match isn�t a mystery, and to see who he�s gonna face, we all know you�re gonna tune in baby. Enjoy!

Vice President Challenge

There�s not much to say other than there�s a special challenge against a mystery tag team! Ought to be a fun time! Enjoy that.

Cark Nexus
Iron Man Match

Cark�he�I�

Nexus is gonna whip Cark�s rookie ass, and that�s the end of that!

Undisputed Champion
Viper (c) Fiona

This one oughta be good. I�m not familiar with Fiona, but if Viper dislikes her, that means Fiona hates her too.

The venom oughta flow in this match, and to make it extra special, I�m sure Viper will wear something naughty and oh so nice for the boys. To make things even sweeter, the title is up for grabs. Let�s just hope the champ is taken down in all her glory. THAT would make a Merry Christmas for me!

What?!

Short but sweet, that�s the Rundown this time. I�ve got a morgue to visit, and then an arena to run back to, so who knows what will happen. But tune in, you�ve got less than a minute! Come on! Get to a damn phone and call, or use that remote or get on your computer�just don�t go and download this damn thing free! I will kick your @$----

The signal goes black, and a picture of the DWF logo flashes, before it fades out to start the event�

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The Rundown: Retribution Pre-Show [Mar 2006]

Once in a while, there comes a time.

A time for every man to go through.

No one is born perfect, or lives perfectly.

For every crime committed, there is a punishment.

To quote the Punisher: �This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response.�

This is not about revenge anymore.

This, is

RETRIBUTION

Well, the King is back folks, and it�s about damn time he�s shown his role in this lil� biz we got here! A lot has happened in the Darker Realms since we started it up, and tonight, punishment will be delivered upon those deserving of it.

Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight�s event will consist of:

A HUGE announcement from the Commish herself, Nyeka. Apparently it�s regarding the Intercontinental Championship, which means you KNOW I�ll be listening�.hella-close too.

McKain has an announcement. God only knows what about.

Now for our matches�

Viper

?????????

Undisputed Championship

It�s for alllll the marbles boys and girls! Viper will be taking on her opponent in god only knows what kind of sick, sadistic, match she chooses! The queen bitch of venomous mayhem has been�now this is purely rumor�hanging around a certain GM�s office, and we all know it�s not Lestat�s. Not after what happened to them last time.

This is gonna be for the Undisputed Championship! AND WE DON�T KNOW WHO THE HELL SHE�S FACING! Well, we ALL know she�s scared to face me. Guys, if it was me, I�d have gotten myself a replica to practice wearing around. I�d want to see how it feels, and piss her off at the same time!

Nobody

Cark Carcharodon

#1 Contendership for the Hardcore Title

We all know how I feel about my boy Cark, but let me be honest here. In this broadcast, I�m un-biased, and I will be on the mic too. Cark is a good wrestler. He�s gotten me twice. I�ll admit, I hate the bastard, but he has moves. I don�t think he has a finishing move at all, but he got me somehow�.good too.

Well, anyway- I bet you all remember his little fiasco with Rage and Nobody at Aggression. He came out to defend his supposed friend Rage, and Rage came out. Things got ugly, a fight broke out, and now we�ve got a brawl!

I can�t say much for Nobody, never knew him. But what I saw at Aggression shows me he can hold his own obviously, and he�s no rookie. People know him for sure, and they don�t like him either. Who knows what the hell will happen now. This is shaping up to be a blowout. And with the way Nobody wants to fight it, and how Cark will do anything to stay alive, someone may actually die�

Hey�no worse than the Deadblood incident, right?! Heh�.

Brother James Carson

Jack E. Breaker

Steel Cage Match

Jack E. Breaker, no matter how much he disgusts me, and makes me hate him, is a man I respect. He�s a great technical fighter, and a talented wrestler overall. He can turn any horrid situation against himself, into your worst nightmare. I�ve been in fights with him a lot and they have never ended pretty. We always need someone to help us away, and because time and time again, no matter who wins, he can deliver a show, he gets my respect.

Brother Carson is a rookie going into this match, but don�t under-estimate him. He may turn into another Cark and take wins by storm. He seems to want this match bad, and he may regret it. This is gonna be a brutal ass match. We�re talking absolute straight out fighting inside of four steel fenced walls� a steel cage for those who can�t bear with my poor descriptive skills. I can�t wait to see this blood bath!

Irish Style
The Emerald Flame & The Crimson Tear

The Outsiderz
Rage & Gojinn

Hardcore Tag Match

And here is where I get off! Heh�

Your boy and his beastly counterpart are gonna team up and beat the ever loving hell out of Gen X and Big Joe!

Looks like these two want a reason to go back into retirement if you ask me!! They have no idea the mood I�ve been in lately, obviously. I mean, I KILLED Deadblood or Blood Thunder or my new favorite nickname for him, Blood Stain!

It�s time for me to add two more casualties to my list come this PPV, and whether or not myself and Rage have issues, won�t matter, �cause once an Outsider, always an Outsider, and the Outsiders are family! We�re gonna have each other�s backs, and I�m gonna show those people why I�m the fucking KING!

Suddenly, someone rushes up to Gojinn with a piece of paper, and whispers in his ear.

HOLD THE PHONE! THIS JUST IN BOYS N� GALS!

Viper has picked her match and it will be a Carnival of Carnage match!!! And the Champion will be facing�.WHO?! THIS ISN'T RIGHT!!! NO! NOOOOOOO!!!

RED SPYDER?!?!?

RED??????

As much as I want you and that woman to ride the rollercoaster straight to hell�.I want you to come through this. I want you to come out as Champion too. That way when you are the Undisputed Champion�I�ll have you and my title in one match together, and I�ll take it from you�whether or not it�s from your cold, dead hands��

Gojinn backhanded the camera, and it went to static�then black, slowly opening for the PPV�

[DWF Logo Credit Crymzon Payne.]

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The Rundown: Anarchy in the U.K Pre-Show [April 2006]

by Gojinn [King of RunDowns]

The stage lights up, and Gojinn rushes out onto the left side of the stage, running up the stairs, to a pre-made set for him. He stands on his throne, and screams at the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen of Dublin!

Uno, dos, tres... catorce

Give them the welcome they deserve in Ireland! Stand the fuck up and scream for�

U2!!!

The crowd goes insane!! The ring blazes with lights, and from above it, a stage is lowered slowly, and stays in midair, letting the band play live for the pre-show! That�s right!

WELCOME TO THE ONE AND ONLY, LIVE PRE-SHOW!

The King is live, and so is U2, for the greatest pre-show to have EVER existed in the DWF or any other sport, and here I am to discuss the upcoming event tonight, ANARCHY IN THE U.K!

Gideon

Kade

Street Fight

Well here I am clueless as always as to who someone is. It starts to annoy me when this happens, because SOME people know a guy, others are left with a �Who the fuck is this guy?� kind of look, and right now I�m wearing it. Gideon seems to already have a grudge with the guy, so right away you know he�s done something to piss off God himself or something.

Then there�s Gideon, savior of us all I guess, or some shit. Guy resurfaces after all this time and after all his ass-kickings, and he still doesn�t get that he needs to step back and not start shit with people! GIDEON! RELAX! If you start wars on all fronts, you�re bound to lose A LOT of battles. Just a thought buddy!

Gideon and Brother Carson

The DemonLords
(Jeremy Nottingham, Nobody, Crymzon Payne)

#1 Contendership Match � Tag Team Titles

Well here we go! Currently it looks to me like a literal Heaven vs Hell match, but unfortunately for both Carson and Gideon, none of these boys have quite gone one on one, and they don�t even know who their opponents are! It could be any combination of Nottingham, Nobody, and Crym! Carson better be aware, these guys aren�t any Jack E. Breaker by far, but they�re damn tough in their own rights. If he�s not careful, he�ll get caught off guard again, and taken under. Let�s not forget Gideon either, he might just get�buried by the competition.

For those of you who didn�t pick up on that, I was eluding to the time I buried Gideon with a monster of a dump truck in a Graveyard Match. He thinks he�s so much better. Psssh, I wasn�t the one pressed into a tiny hole for hours while they dug him out�heh�

Back to the topic, Crymzon Payne is a good fighter. I�m been in the ring with him before as a teammate, and, when he�s not running away from Cerberus and Jack E. Breaker to fight other people he can still be a shitty teammate. Then again, he was teaming with a King, so I understand, the pressure is intense! You�re forgiven Crymzon, after all, I was the one who eliminated you in last years War Games, right? Hahahaha...

Nottingham and Nobody seem to have a lot to prove here in this match. So far we�ve seen some great skill from both men in matches�but all three of you better be warned, Irish Style and the Outsiderz, are NOT happy about that fucking stunt you pulled. Watch your backs.

Rage (c)

Nobody

Hardcore Championship Match

The action just doesn�t stop! To tell you the truth, we all know the combination for the previously mentioned tag match, don�t we? If Nobody even has a shot at beating my boy Rage, he�s gonna need rest, so I don�t see him facing two men in a tag match JUST before!

Nobody and Rage have a strong past apparently, so this match is for all the marbles. It�s all about the gold on Rage�s waist, and Nobody has destroyed Cark in his trek to get it, so next up seems to be the man he�s wanted for some time now, Rage.

Rage is the Outsiderz beast, and soon to be 1/2 of the World Tag Team Champions! The guy is huge, and ready to stomp ass at any given moment! It�s beautiful! Nobody needs to watch his ass and be ready for Rage, because with no restraints in a Hardcore match, he�ll do what he wants, when he wants.

Then again, we�ve seen Nobody kick some ass as of late, and if that was any indication of what is to come, then this match is sure to be a �SLOBBERKNOCKER!

Jack E. Breaker

Viper

Six Sides of Steel Match

Oh how I�m BEGGING for death in this match! I hate �em both folks, can you blame me?

Viper is a skilled vet, and she knows her shit in the ring, but then again, she faced a supposed retard that couldn�t fight his way out of a paper bag, Red Spyder, who stomped a mud hole in her ass unfortunately, and walked away with my..*cough* I mean, her gold. Well, she�s good I guess, but that still remains to be seen. On this little U.K tour we have, she has to face the KING!

Jack E. Breaker is on a roll as of late in the delivering of ass-kickings. After his performance against Brother Carson, I assume he�s ready to deliver a whole new kind of pain to Viper, and show her who�s boss. In truth, I�m pulling for Jack�but I HATE you both, so fuck that. You can both fall to your deaths from the top of the cage. Have fun beating each other just for the satisfaction. I�ll be watching and laughing, and enjoying the whole thing. And when I say, I�m going to watch, you know I�m going to.

Irish Style
The Emerald Flame - Big Joe & The Crimson Tear � Generation X

The Outsiderz
The Beast � Rage & The King - Gojinn

World Tag Team Championship Match
w/ Special Referee: Viper

Like that camera guy? The little names before Rage and I? I thought that�d be cool because the other two are Flame and Tear, so I thought we needed something special anyway.

He looks over to U2, still jamming.

MY GOD LISTEN TO THEM GO!!!

Whew, well�

The tag match of the century. FINALLY a tag team besides the Outsiders who actually want gold. Well guess what? It AIN�T GONNA HAPPEN FOLKS! The first names in history to wear DWF Tag gold will read, �The Outsiderz � Rage and Gojinn�!!

Gen X and Joe have proven to be a good team together, and we all know what happened last time. In fact, I saw all of you acting like a bunch of bitches in the ring lately. I have something to say about that.

Fuck you all! You know a goddamn draw when you see one! We all pinned each other! Stop mouthing off like you should be champions you cry baby fuckers!

Look at you Viper. You have the right to book, and surprise, surprise, you�re kissing ass with your power, just to gain some damn allies. Y�know, you�re really fucking pathetic. You know Irish Style can�t beat us, the ONLY real tag team around here, the Outsiderz! You know you�re going to help them! Please...you're never going to be fair at all.

And who the fuck are you calling cheaters?! Sure the Demon-fucks got involved, so they deserve the label I suppose, but where the hell did we cheat?! I know for damn sure it was a hardcore match, and in case you�ve taken one too many shots to the head lately, there are NO rules in those matches.

So fuck you Viper!! Fuck Irish Style!! Fuck them winning the belts!! You�d better believe I�m walking away holding 1/2 of those belts, and Rage will be walking away with the other!!

An infuriated Gojinn sits back, and breathes, going on to the next match.

Red Spyder(c)

Wolf

DWF Undisputed Championship

Okay Okay, settle down now. We all know Red won�t be letting go of that gold anytime soon easily, but we all know Wolf is a stubborn asshole too.I don�t see either of them giving in, in this match, but then again, I really don�t care! Let �em tear each other apart in this match! Less work for me to do if they kill each other. I�ll sit back and laugh.

I don�t know what else to say. Red is a new champion, and he�s held the belt before. I have no idea what to expect from these two, but whatever it might be, it�s NOT going to be pretty at all.

ALSO

We have appearances by yours truly, the Creature of the Moon, The Night Angel, Aggression General Manager Shane Lestat, and Stonecold Marco Ramirez!!

The event is jampacked and ready to EXPLODE. Ladies and gentlemen of Dublin, help me thank U2!!!

I gotta get going but WELCOME TO ANARCHY IN THE UK!!!!!!

Gojinn stands up, and pyro begins exploding all over his set and the stage as U2 finishes up. They step onto a small elevator that brings them back up, and leaves the stage there, hanging high above the ring. The six sides of steel are slowly lowered to where the stage is, in preparation for the match later. The Anarchy theme begins blaring and coverage is switched to J.R and the King as the PPV is ready to start!!!!

[OOC: I was torn between �Beautiful Day� and �Vertigo� lol Late I know, but it's barely started, so it should be on time techincally :P ]

This message has been edited by Gojinn on Apr 18, 2006 9:45 AM

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The Rundown: Anarchy In Scotland Pre-Show [June 2006]

Tonight�

Announcements will be made

History will change it�s course

Fights will turn to brawls

New faces will join the fight for gold

Why?

Because it�s

ANARCHY IN SCOTLAND!

Welcome one and all!!!

The King is raised on the far right of the stage high into the air onto the custom stage built for him and his oversized throne. He sits back in it, holding his Intercontinental Championship over his shoulder with a grin. Of course, he�s wearing his warm-up gear, and atop his beanie, tilted somewhat, is his crown.

Tonight we have action, less than most days, but action none-the-less. FINALLY we�ll get some answers hopefully on some things we�ve been wondering, but first, let�s �Rundown� that list, shall we? Heh�

Announcement: Candice Fairchild � DWF President

Well, well, well. It looks like the Pres has come outta hiding! We haven�t seen much of her in quite some time. I�m glad she�s back now. I love watching her��.work. God people. What does she have on her mind? Who knows!!!???

Something tells me it�s either regarding the next event, considering it�s supposed to be held under StrikeZone management and our good boy Kevin McKain is MIA ever since that brutal ass kicking Red gave him. Hey, he asked for it. I was on my way out, and then I said forget it. I had War Games still. Well whatever it is, Candice I�m all for having a ceremony celebrating my greatness.

A legit one�.not some �Appreciation Night�. I don�t need anymore fucking clowns.

Jack E. Breaker, Viper, Gideon

All three of the aforementioned idiots want to speak their piece at some point tonight. Great. I hate them all, and they�re all gonna talk�.yay. I mean, Viper is probably just going to run her mouth about our match, which by the way, I�ll fight her again soon, under my own terms- and we all know Breaker is just going to tell me he�s gonna beat me tonight, but he won�t. Gideon�well�who cares, right? I mean, it�s Gideon folks. The guy can�t beat me in War Games, so tonight he�ll probably get on the mic, cry and quit. OHMYGOD! PLEASE!!! YESSSS! What a great �Happy New Champion� present that�d be!

Anyway, I�m assuming the religious fighter will have something to say about War Games, Carson, and a number of other things. I�m not a mind reader folks, and it�s not like we ever talk, what with the hating one another and all.

Hardcore Match

King Gojinn

Gideon

Well, he asked for it, and now he�s gonna get it. At War Games, I was less hardcore than last year, but we saw how I barely beat him and Rage. Both of them put up a fight, so tonight, I plan to decimate that overgrown idiot with a few �friends� and maybe a nice bonfire to celebrate�

Gideon and I aren�t on the best of terms. I beat him for a title a while ago, and then we had several grudge matches after that, that were pretty incredible. The one that sticks out, is the one where I buried him with that monstrous dumptruck. The wheels were twice the size of a human in diameter! We�re talking Cerberus or Overkill sized humans here too!

So tonight Gideon, may the war continue, and may we both come out alive, because I know I�d love to beat on you over and over and over and over and over again!

WyldChylde OR Kalysto

Anonymous

Well, with WyldChylde and Kalysto back in the picture, this match may be a match to remember for some time. Neither one knows who their opponent is, and their opponent has no idea who they�re facing! It�s a mystery match through and through! I don�t even know if they have a stipulation for the thing yet!!

We know Wyld is a beast, and Kalysto looks like she�ll kick some ass, so whoever it is, well they better watch out, cause god only knows what�s gonna happen at Anarchy!

Open Challenge

Parking Lot Brawl

Viper

???????????????

Viper wants a war out in the parking lot. Who�s gonna show up? Anyone who wants her dead, might as well get her then. It could be fun!

Intercontinental Championship

Last Man Standing Match

King Gojinn (c)

Jack E. Breaker

Well Breaker, you asked for it, and as Champion, I accept. I think for the first time in our careers we came clean with one another, especially me. I know what you can do in that ring Breaker, and lately it seems like you�ve lost all faith. I only saw a glimpse of you on our last match, and that was when you finally locked in the sleeper, but even then, it was faint. It seemed more aggressive than anything.

Tonight you better show up man, the real Jack E. Breaker. The Breaker I remember having epic battles with Overkill! I want the Jack E. Breaker who wasn�t afraid to die, and who came back time after time, beating after beating for more!

It just seems like, lately Jack you�ve been so�.satisfied with your career. It�s almost like you proved you�re great, so you don�t have to work at it anymore. Jack you�ve held a great n umber of titles, but where�s your DWF titles? Nowhere dude. You have proved you�re good, but not here, not yet. You haven�t shown me what you�re made of. I hope you do now.

Undisputed Championship

Graveyard Match

And here�s what the whole night is about for me. It�s finally time to face Red Spyder, in a wrestling ring, for his beloved Undisputed Title. Granted, it�s not really in a ring, it�s still a fight, and I�m gonna take all the time I need to throw him in a grave, bury him, and spit on it. Red and I, if you recall, were apart of the original Outsiders, the group that revolutionized CWE as you knew it. Forget Elite, forget Monopoly, WE were the group re-arranging building signs so they said �OUTSIDERS� nice and bright red for the world to see. Of course, Red was so busy buffing his title 24/7 he probably doesn�t remember that, but oh well.

When I disappeared, the group seemed to split up, and when I came back, Red and I started a new group, the �DHE� � Death Has Evolved. That group was destined for greatness but another member caused it�s demise, and because of that, Red and I went back to singles competition. We stayed close, killing people, drinking beer, driving cars, shooting cops, y�know, �friend� stuff.

Well, that grew old it seems, and now we�re on the Highway back to Hell. I stayed true to the Outsiders, and now, Red stands in our way.

Red, you and me, we have a history: Founding members of two groups together, friends, and killers.

Tonight though, none of that matters, and both of us know that. Tonight is about sending a message. I am the King. You- you�re the Champ, THE champ�and tonight I�ll take that title, and tonight, I�ll become the first DWF Double Champion, and first ever to hold the Intercontinental Championship and the Undisputed Championship at the same time.

It must be sad and hard for you. You won that title barely 3 months ago, and now you have to pass it on unwillingly. It�s okay though Red. Know this: I�ll be a better champion than you have ever been. I�ll give the people matches to remember for years to come. I�ll give them PPV worthy matches.

You on the other hand, can rot in that grave and stay there. I wanted to stay friends, and you wanted no part of that. You should have stayed gone. Now, I�ll do to you, what I did to Blood Thunder. Thunder was a friend, and I killed him. You�re NOT a friend�imagine what I�ll do to you, you son of a bitch. Tonight�you die. Tonight the era of the King of DWF begins. No matter how short, this will be the most remembered era of all time, for years to come. See you all there�.

The King stood up, and raised his arms slowly, as the lights diminished, and a lightning bolt struck the center of the stage, prompting thousands of pyro explosions to rocket across the arena! The beginning of the show was NOW!

Posted on Jun 20, 2006, 1:41 PM

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The Rundown: Straight to the Grave Pre-Show [Oct 2006]

by Gojinn [King of RunDowns]

Once a year�

Ghouls and ghosts�

Gather in cemeteries�

And haunt residents of their former homes�

And once again�

They�re NOT alone!

The DWF Welcomes You

Straight
To
The

GRAVE!

The images of last years DEBUT event play across the screen, and then slowly fade into the image of the CURRENT REIGNING Undisputed Champion, and as always Undisputed King of the World- KING GOJINN!!

That�s right folks, the innovator of DWF Pre-Shows- the Most Suicidal Superstar known to man- The King of the Power 16- The one and only badass in the DWF- KING GOJINN!

I�m sorry�

� did I do that ramblingaboutmyaccomplishments thing again? Oh well.

Tonight marks the one year anniversary of the birth of greatness- THE RUNDOWN!

Oh- wait, the DWF has it�s little one-year PPV thing today too? Meh, what can ya do? Can�t do a RunDown without a show to follow, can ya? Nope- turns into some long monotonous rant from a bottomless Pit

Gojinn laughs with a wink, and begins the show!!

Last year, Viper became champion of the DWF- Dalkiel nailed down that IC Title like a roofer re-shingling, DNA got his first official win as a Hardcore Champion, Candice became our Prez, we met Kevin McKain who�s made an impact for StrikeZone, Red Spyder beat Jack E. Breaker in none other than the innovative Chamber of Pain, yours truly appeared, and even Rick Astin graced us with his presence! It was an incredible event!

So that leaves us with this year, doesn�t it folks? The best comes first- and since I�m the King�

Undisputed Championship
Iron Maiden Match

King Gojinn (c)

The Emerald Flame � Big Joe

Well- he got me in the Fan Freedom Battle Royale- but I snuffed out the Inferno and his fiery buddy the Emerald Flame in one fell swoop. Joe�s back for more, and as the champ and the King- I can�t help but oblige. After all- I did sort of give Cerberus a shot at me when he tried so miserably to prove I wasn�t a King.

I admit- Joe is an impressive opponent. He was a reigning tag champion with the Godsend, but it�s not the same in a singles match. Maybe I�m getting over my head? Possibly. But there�s always the chance for a challenger to win! It�s 50/50!

He wants it, so he gets it- and now, it�s time to bow down. It�s been four hellacious months as a champion- and this man is just one last victim!

He wanted a match- well Joe, welcome to hell. The Iron Maiden match is simple. It�s an egg shaped casket lying outside of the ring, lined with spikes. Way to win you ask? Slam the lid on your opponent and lock him inside the steel death trap. Back out now- I won�t blame you.

Intercontinental Championship
No Holds Barred

Jack E. Breaker (c)

Cerberus

Oh boy!!! This is the big one for the night! Well- it�s not as big as any match with ME in it� and before someone makes a snide fucking comment about my ego- go fuck yourself.

The Worlds Superior, The Inferno, one ring, one object- beat your opponent senseless.

There really is nothing more to the match folks. Think about it, the guys have a long history together, and we know that history isn�t pretty- but there have been the good times too!! I mean, there was that time when�.uh�. uh�.

�.

Ok- well maybe not, but the point stands that the history is deep, and now the battle is over gold. See Cerb?? You get a second chance just like Joe! Except it�s where you belong� below me� as the Intercontinental Champion. But- we all know Breakers gonna beat you, and when he does, I�m gonna watch with a huge smile from the sidelines!!

Money in the Bank Match

Rick Astin

Gideon

The Crimson Tear

El Nombre

Here we go baby!! Another HUGE match for the one year anniversary! The DWF is gonna be treated to a Money in the Bank Match! I�m not gonna ruin the surprises of the match for you- but let�s just say it�s gonna be reminiscent of any movie you�ve seen with coffins and tombs.

The Crimson Tear will be taking on Rick Astin who will be taking on Gideon who will be taking on El Nombre while trying to get to a briefcase to win a match!

Nombre has already made his presence felt with the win for the Hardcore Title, and the Crimson Tear won the tag belts with the Emerald Flame - Big Joe, so you know when Gideon and Rick are thrown into the equation, it's bound to explode!!

One things for sure- it�s gonna be a great match!

Electric Hell Match

Kalysto

Rage

Well- wait a minute..

I�m sensing a bit of d�j� vu and NO- that WASN�T a plug for the movie�

There�s just something about this match that seems familiar. Maybe it�s Rage fighting with a woman? I mean last I remember he and Illyana were nearly clawing one anothers throats out but she�s been MIA thank god.

No�that�s not it�

OH I KNOW! Maybe it�s because this match has already been done but now it�s slightly modified and updated for this year� Yawn

Last October we saw Red Spyder and Jack E. Breaker face off in the �Chamber of Pain� and this year we�re gonna see Rage and Kalysto go at it in the Electric Hell. God knows the Chamber of Pain was terrible, but the Electric Hell sounds like a chaotic mess. Rage, being one third of the Outsiders oughta be ready being the beast he is. Kalysto didn�t fair so well the last time we faced off- so I know my boy can do it.

But then again, it�s nothing against him, but he�s got no speed compared to her. She has a damn good chance if she keeps him on his toes� and we all know how he hates ballet.

MMAEF Match

Wyld Chylde

King Gojinn (c)

Speaking of Kalysto- her partner in crime, Wyld Chylde has stepped up to the plate!!

The guy is nothing more than his name implies, a whiney, bitch ass, child. If he doesn�t get what HE wants it�s piss and moan and cry like a fucking baby. HE doesn�t get a title shot, or he is sick of me telling the truth about how he�s nothing and his �undefeated streak� of what now- 4 matches tops, doesn�t touch my illustrious career highlights. Started less than three years ago- took me over a year to get a belt, and now I�m a THREE time Undisputed Champion.

This guy doesn�t listen to facts. Wyld- hear me clearly: You�are�a�nobody�as�far�as�I�am�concerned.

You mean shit. You�re dissing on Breaker as if he could give a fuck about you. He�s too good for you. Look who he�s fighting at this event!! The self-proclaimed �King� is going to fight Breaker, no holds barred. Where were you? I haven�t seen you step up to the other players on the field ready to gun me down! Nah.. you just sit back, let everyone else get their shot, then step up all high and mighty with your precious pussy ass winning streak, acting like you�re hotter than the rest. THAT�S when you show yourself.

You forget- MY eyes�aren�t blinded by the fog people set down in the federation. I see through the bullshit.

Never tapped or been knocked out� well tonight you�ll get your wish. MMAEF- hmm�sounds vaguely familiar in the sense when Breaker and I had an Iron Man match, we mat wrestled and beat each others brains out. When I fought Cerberus and Joe- it was pedal to the metal. You wanna throw down bitch? MMAEF seems to me like I could find my sledgehammer more than one use. Breaking walls and doors were a main priority at one point� but tonight I�ll make sure it collects another skull to it�s count..

I�ll see you soon�

Handicap Match

Viper and Gideon

�The Demon�

I�m tired of all the recent surprises and returns folks, and it wouldn�t surprise me AT ALL if this guy was someone we all know. But- the �Demon� has plagued the thoughts of Viper and Gideon for some time, annoying them to no end, as well as kicking their asses when it called for it. He left threats, did some crazy shit, and tonight it all comes down to these three stepping into the � ring? Meh- Who knows where the hell THIS fight will end up.

We got a former Undisputed Champion and a complete worshipper of Satan teaming up with God�s chosen son here� does anyone else see where they work out, cause I sure as fuck don�t. And since when have they been friends?

Oh- and Gideon, in response to you coming out to talk shit after my segment, here�s what I should tell you: I�ve competed with concussions, cracked ribs, and bloody wounds before. You my friend, are nothing more than a bonified, pink, throbbing,PUSSY

Vulgar I know, but it needed to be said. Gideon, strep throat doesn�t keep you from the ring. It sure as hell didn�t shut you the fuck up when you came out to talk shit did it? Maybe I�ll drop by for this match and help that no good demon fuck who can do nothing but assault people from behind. Maybe I�ll do that just to fuck you over because you�re such a piece of shit.

�The Demon� takes on Viper and Gideon, and let me bet on this- Viper screws over Gideon, and if she doesn�t, the Demon beats their asses anyway.

Iron Man Match

King Gojinn (c)

Raven

The one and only King of DWF takes on the illusive Raven at Straight to the Grave in an Ironman match. Ironic at Straight to the Grave I have to bury so many people, isn�t it?

In any case- the man who�s dropped oh so many messages trying to scare people like that douchebag �demon� finally got his answer when he dropped in on a PARTY- which was later crashed by a certain cranky bitch- and brought the happy mood to a standstill. So what did I do? I told that bird fucker to bury himself. I mean- for god�s sake, who the hell cares?! Watch it be some guy that we again, already know and is just returning!!

Why does everyone do that?? Cerberus had the balls to just show up! Took Overkill a while but he did� I mean, I�m tired of the same cryptic bullshit I see all the time. Why doesn�t that cocky little Raven just show himself so I can beat his punkass right back to wherever the hell he came from?

Oh- I know, because I�ll win.

STOP

PLAY

Also�

Expect announcements from our beautiful and always entertaining President, Candice Fairchild, as this IS our one year PPV anniversary. The Hall of Fame is open for inductions as well, so look for a jam packed show.

The only way to see it? Get your ass to a phone, call up your cable or satellite provider and order!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen- one year later I am still the King- this is the greatest Pre-Show ever: The Rundown- and now I welcome you all�

Straight
To
The

GRAVE!

Gojinn smirks, as the spotlight above his stool fades to black�

[Fade to black for event start]

Posted on Nov 24, 2006, 11:28 PM

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Gideon's "The Word"

by Darkside Wrestling Federation

Coming soon to DWF On Demand

Posted on Oct 5, 2006, 6:31 PM

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The Word(Debut Edition)

by Gideon

The scene opens and Gideon is sitting on a lounge chair relaxing taking a sip of cola champagne. on his walls are replicas of the various belts he has held. His megaslammy award sits in a glass case next to his desk.On the desk he had various pictures. Gideon got up from the chair and walked up to where the Undisputed title was.

Welcome my Angelic fans to the first edition of The Word. I have much to talk about. But first I would like to set the record straight out of character as to why I am here and send a few people burning in the fires of Hell.

As you all know we all came from another fed that died. This fed was run by an egotistical tyrant. The man practically drove all the players and officials away. Well when he reopened his fed, I rejoined. Everything was ok but something was missing and that thing was my friends. This ego maniac had tried to turn me against my good friends saying they didn't want me in this fed because I wasn't good enough. He fed me all these bogus stories on how they were manipulative and how it was because of her that the fed died and how the players lied to him about having other things to do. One of these such players was Gojinn who at the time was busy with other issues. I know because I spoke to him before the fed died. Well the thing was I rejoined his fed because I felt bad for him like two other players he's had there.

I eventually became the Undisputed champ but the thing was that I wasn't happy there. I was bummed that my friends Gojinn, Viper, Miscief and a few others were not there. Of course I wanted to spend time with my friends and share my achievements with them. Another thing too was that I just was uninspired to write and play there.

I soon find out that this moron writes an uncalled for and unprovoked rant about me that he deleted it soon after hoping I wouldn't see it, I did see it. That was the final straw. I quit the fed.

I explained to the Promotor that I wasn't happy there and confronted him about the rant. He said that he wrote that rant to inspire me. rolls eyes You guys wonder why I'm here? well Gojinn, Viper, Mischief, and my other friends. I'm here because of you.

This moron talks about how we imitate his fed and a few other things. Well my friend this fed has quality and quantity which is something your fed lacks Then he had Hellraiser who godmoded and left him dry, and now there is Soulreaver with Hell's angel another godmodder that they're even having trouble with. The only quality player that is there is Gojinn. I shall pray for them.

"Forgive them father for they do not know what they do" - Jesus Christ

Now that that is over with, let's get down to business, in character.

The Demon

What can I say. This 7 foot phenom in the demon mask has made quite and impact since his arrival here.. He has targeted me and Viper of all people. The Monster is set to make his debute on Straight to The Grave. This man is pure unadulerated power with his abilities to control fire and lightning. He is definately a force to be reckoned with, but don't cout us out yet. Well my big friend we have a surprise for you. I hope you like surprises.

Gojinn

The man has been doing quite well staying on the top five of p16, but from the looks of things, he has his hands full with The Emerald Flame and Cerberus. Gojinn is a fighter so you can expect him to give it his all in this match. The man won't back down for nobody. He has even challenged The Raven who is set to make his debute on Straight to the Grave.. Gojinn is either very stupid or very brave, Maybe both.

Overkill

The Silver haired, dark angel has been unleashed once more. What does he have instore for some of the superstars of the DWF? So far he has made his presence known to Viper, Gojinn and Jack. Who will be next? One thing is for sure, I have a bone to pick with him for what he did to Jack.

Gideon pulls out his sword and turns it, watching the light reflect from and on the blade.

A hero's work is never done and duty calls so I must cut our time short. This has been Gideon telling you straight and in the words of Jay Z, Dust the dirt off your shoulder. The truth is like my sword with its double edges, the truth saves and the truth hurts.

Word and peace out

(Edited per request)

This message has been edited by takersdoll0 on Dec 1, 2006 5:46 PM

Posted on Nov 3, 2006, 12:38 AM

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The Word - Edition 2

by Gideon

Welcome My loyal angelic fans to another edition of The Word. The first edition of The Word was such a success that I decided to bless you with another. In the first edition I sent some people burning in the fires of hell as well as brought you upcoming news on on some of the superstars of DWF. I hope you are ready cause I am gonna bring you more news and send some heads rolling. Get ready because I am gonnna tell you a story as well as a little history lesson. And now its time to go OOC and get ghetto.

This story is about The Regulators. Back then when I first got my first computer and started experiencing what it was like to be online. I joined sega.com I first started by reading the forums. As I read on I happened to enter this story thread called unknowns. I was befriended by this girl named excellfire when I started to post. She of course introduced me to some of the other forum goers. With in the first month i became one of the most popular members in sega. I had gotten so popular that I earned the favor of the members as well as the mods and administrators of Sega.com.

Everyone loved me for the fact that I could befriend anybody and I respected everybody. while at Sega I found out about two people that were hated by everybody. One guy was TPFL or True Playa for Life who later on changed his name to Boots the second was Lucifer666. everyone told me to stay away from boots because he didn't respect anyone and hated everyone. He was banned from the main forums and was visiting one of the other less popular sega forums. Of course when I heard of him he peeked my interest and wanted to see if I could tame the beast. While everyone avoided him I payed him a visit in the other forums. I of course started talking to him and sure enough he was respectful to me.

My mom always told me that when you have God's love it shows and you can win anyone over. The thing is I won boots over. I didn't treat him like an outcast and let my kindness win him over. the thing is that we became the best of friends. When he signed up to the main forums i made people see what I saw in him and soon enough everyone grew to like him. When I first found out about Lucifer666 it was the same situation he was hated by everyone, But me being the type of person I am stood up for him. I made everyone see things the way I saw it. and as time passed Lu and Boots became as popular as I was and had earned everyones respect. One time boot's cousin told me that he didn't know what boots saw in me. What he and lu saw was the love of God in me.

As the months passed I became one of the most vocal members in sega. I noticed that there was a problem with trouble makers in sega and there were also many factions in sega. I decided to start my own faction and bring some order to the chaos. The Regulators was then born. Between me Boots and Lu gathered our closest friends. The thing is that I had brought something new to the table. While everyone would argue with these trouble makers I did something different when I confronted them. Rather than argue with them I used my wit. I would bust on them and then laughed when they said something back. The thing was that the troublemakers got tired of arguing with me because they couldn't get me mad. I always had a way to make them look stupid. The thing is that when people saw me doing that they started to do the same thing. Soon after, the troublemakers were under control. Again I earned the respect and admiration of the mods and admins. I brought order to the chaos in the forums.

Soon enough I started bringing the regulators to every forum i went. Then when I got into efedding they followed. I always thought of the Regulators like DX I am like HBK the popular christain boy that everyone loves while boots is like Triple H the man everyone loves to hate. Now to my point The reason Why I have gained respect from everyone I met was because I always lead by example. Another person who like me is very popular and leads by example is the owner of the DWF you know who you are ma.

The owner of the previous fed we were in wonders why he lost the players? I will tell you Willy, because you don't lead by example. You don't show your players the love and respect they deserve. You try to rule them with an iron fist. Maybe if you were a kind good hearted person like me and the owner of DWF you wouldn't have the problems you have everywhere you go.

You wonder what the DWF owner ever saw in me? It's the same thing Boots Lu and many others saw in me. But just like I am kind I can be lethal. I can verbally Disect anyone. I can be kind and I can be ghetto. But then again you wouldn't know anything about that, and of course that is one of the reasons you were always afraid of me. Everytime you had something to say about me I always brought it back to you. Example when I was banned from CWE due to the Gidboots thing. I confronted you on your own boards you were to much of a bitch to confront me. Same thing as now. While I say what I need to say to you in the open you write on your confidential where no one can see besides you and your mods and you guys know who you are.

To quote DMX I will shove your head up your ass and have you seeing shit clearly. My point is if you guys want to talk about me grow a set of balls and do it where I can see it. You think I don't know why the confidential is private. Of course I do. its because I confronted Spade about his rant about me. You guys have something to say about me or the owner of this fed? Well all I can say is that you guys have our ims. If there is a problem bring it because we will be gladly waiting for you, but then again that may be to much to ask from pussies like you. So you can continue to write in the confidential. But if you got the balls prove me wrong cause Spade I already proved you wrong a number of times.

Spade ever wonder why I went back to school? it was to prove you and a few others wrong and I have to thank you for that. Why? because you ignited the flames inside and the desire to better myself. As a result I am doing something you wish you could do. I am getting my bachelors in game design as well as have my associates in visual communications. But then again I have always been a better artist. The only thing you have on me is the web design and flash knowledge but I know how to draw better I can use photoshop, illustrator, 3D max, Lightwave, Quark express, Director, Painter and a few others. what can I say I am da bomb. lol.

The blood of warriors and conquerors run through my vains. Why do I say that because being puerto rican my heritage is taino indian and spanish. The tainos were the only warriors that weren't so easily conquered like the aztecs or incas. They gave the spanish the hardest time, and of course anyone that knows world history knows that the spanish were conquerors. and just like my ancestors I have fought for what was mine and conquered many obsticals. I have done what people said I couldn't do. I don't know that many people that can say that.. When others said I was a thug and wouldn't amount to anything I proved them wrong. Now to dedicate a song to you losers. this is one of my favorite songs called Victory.

Intro: notorious b.i.g.
One, one two
Check me out right here yo
Verse one: puff daddy
Yo, the sun dont shine forever
(big: you can turn the track up a little bit for me)
But as long as its here then we might as well shine together
(big: all up in my ears)
Better now than never, business before pleasure
(big: the mic is loud, but the beats isnt loud)
P-diddy and the fam, who you know do it better?
Yeah right, no matter what, we air tight
(big: yeah!)
So when you hear somethin, make sure you hear it right
Dont make a ass outta yourself, by assumin
(big: yeah! now the mic is lower, turn the mics up)
Our music keeps you movin, what are you provin?
(big: turn that shit all the way up, yeah)
You know that Im two levels above you baby
(big: musics gettin louder)
Hug me baby, ima make you love me baby
(big: this shit is hot!)
Talkin crazy aint gonna get you nuthin but choked
(big: uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh)
And that jealousy is only gonna leave you broke
So the only thing left now is God for these cats
And big you know you too hard for these cats
Ima win cause Im too smart for these cats
While they makin up facts (uhh) you rakin up plats
Verse two: notorious b.i.g.
In the commision, you ask for permission to hit em
He dont like me, him and wild wifey was wit em
You heard of us, the murderers, most shady
Been on the low lately, the feds hate me
The son of *satan*, they say my killins too blatant
You hesitatin, Im in your mama crib waitin
Duct tapin, your fam destiny
Lays in my hands, gat lays in my waist
Francis, m to the iz-h phenominal
Gun rest under your vest by the abdominal
Rhyme a few bars so I can buy a few cars
And I kick a few flows so I can pimp a few hoes
Excellence is my presence, never tense
Never hesitant, leave a nigga bent real quick
Real sick, brawl nights, I perform like mike
Anyone -- tyson, jordan, jackson
Action, pack guns, ridiculous
And im, quick to bust, if my ends you touch
Kids or girl you touch, in this world I clutch
Two auto-matoes, used to call me fatso
Now you call me castro, my rap flows
Militant, yall faggots aint killin shit
Ooops cristal keep spillin shit, you overdid it homes
You in the danger zone, you shouldnt be alone
Hold hands and say it like me
The most shady, frankie baby, fantastic
Graphic, tryin to make dough, like jurassic
Park did quick to spark kids who start shit
See me, only me
The underboss of this holocaust
Truly yours, frank white
Chorus: busta rhymes
We got the real live shit from front to back
To my people in the world, where the fuck you at?
Where my niggaz is at? (2x)
Where the fuck my bitches at?
Where my bitches is at?
(repeat all 2x)
Verse three: puff daddy
Put your money on the table and get your math on
Break it down, split it up, get your laugh on
See you later dog, ima get my stash on
Theres a bed full of money that I get my ass on
I never lose the passion to go platinum
Said Id live it up til all the cash gone
Aint that funny, only use plastic, craft it
To make classics, hotter than acid
P-d, rollin on your tape or cd
The girl-boy killa, no team illa
The fam-o, ammo, is every channel
We been hot for a long time burnin like a candle
What you can do is check your distribution
My songs bump in houston like scarface produced em
You aint gotta like me, you just mad
Cause I tell it how it is, and you tell it how it might be

Verse four: notorious b.i.g.
We got the shit, mac tight, brass knuckles and flashlights

The heaters in the two-seaters, with two midas
Senoritas, kiss rings when you meet us
P-diddy run the city, show no pity
Im the witty one, franks the crook from the brook
Matty broke the neck of your coke connect
No respect squeeze off til all yall diminish
Shootouts for twenty minutes, until we finish
Venice took the loot, escaped, in the coupe
Break bread, with the kiss, peniro, sheek louch
Black rob joined the mob, it aint no replacin him
Niggaz step up, with just mase and em
Placin them in funerals, criminals turned aroused
The brick city, nobody come off like p-diddy
Business wise, I play men

Hide money on the island cayman, yall just betray men

You screamin, I position, competition
Nother day in the life of the comission
Chorus 2x w/ puff talking
Aiyyo, can you hear me out there?
Aiyyo turn me up, nobody can hear me out there
Thats good, its all fucked up now
Yall know its all fucked up now right?
What the fuck ima do now?
What ima do now?
Can yall hear me out there?
Can yall hear me out there?
(? ) fuck yall niggaz wanna do
Its all fucked up now
What ima do now, huh?
What ima do now
Its all fucked up now

Now onto a few of the many people that make this sport and this federation the best there is.

Jack E Breaker
What can I say My old team mate is a phenominal star. Not only has he retained the intercontinental title in a hellacious battle with Jonny Perfect but he has made it to the number one spot in the power 16. Good job my friend and keep kicking ass and taking names. this is one of the reasons why I admire him and am proud to call him my friend.

Conner Pravus
Here is another phenominal star. He has come back to DWF after a war he had with Rasputin and Sheeva. As you know he is trying to rekindle an old flame with Viper, But what will Hawke have to say about it? Will he let Viper go that easily. or is his love for her strong enough to understand the situation.

Khoi Hateshi
He has also made a return after the same war Conner was in, and as you know already there is a strong family bond between him and Conner. This is another superstar who I have always admired and respected. I can see alot of gold in his future. When will he show up next? who knows, but you can bet that when he does he will have some treats for his fans.
Viper, what can I say she is my favorite superstar, and as you know I will be her partner at Straight to the grave. If you have seen her promo you can see that she means business and when we join forces at Straight to the Grave, The Demon won't have a Ghost of a chance. She is one of the hottest divas in DWF with the temperment to match.

There you have it, short, sweet and to the point and before I go, I want to pray.
In the name of Jesus, no weapon formed against me shall prosper and every tongue that rises against me in judgment thou shall condemn Lord give me a sign for this is the herritage of the servants of the Lord And that righteousness is of me, said the Lord, Amen.

This is Gideon, your friendly neighborhood guardian angel bringing it like it is without the vaseline. Word. and Peace out

(Edited per request)

This message has been edited by takersdoll0 on Dec 1, 2006 5:48 PM

Posted on Nov 3, 2006, 12:51 AM

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Featured Matches - First D.W.F. Champions

by Darkside Wrestling Federation

DWF Undisputed Championship

DWF IC Championship

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Posted on May 15, 2006, 11:46 PM

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D.W.F Undisputed Championship Nexus Vs Viper - October 31, 2005 - Straight from the Grave

by Darkside Wrestling Federation

Howard Finkle:" "This match is for the Undisputed World Championship and it is a GRAVEYARD MATCH!"

Suddenly! The arena is plunged into darkness once more and the eerie "Sweet dreams" begins to play over the speakers, the music growing louder and louder, sending a rush of andrenaline pumping through the fans who reacted with an uproar of cheers as the torches around the stage exploded into flames!

J.R: "Here we go folks, it's the main event and in a few moments we'll get to see Viper face off against Nexus!

King: "I want to know what Viper is going to wear, maybe a cheerleader or maybe she'll take my advice and show up in a Lady Godiva costume"

J.R: "Lady Godiva never wore a costume, she actually didn't wear a stitch..ahhhhh"

King:grins

The entrance to the stage began projecting along with the large trons, a live transmission from the graveyard but this time it zoomed in on the fog drifting along the ground. And as the camera focused, it picked up on movement cutting through the fog and coming closer. Two black leather clad legs were slowly making their way towards the camera, the figure drawing closer and closer till flashes of skin came into shot.

King: "I'd know those legs anywhere, it's Viper!"

J.R: "That is one tenacious young lady, especially when she's more than willing to take on men much larger than herself. I'd go as far as saying that she continues to push herself to become what she is truly capable of becoming, a legend"

King: "I'll second that and i'll take seconds on that!"

Through the mists and fog, a mauseleum loomed in the background as Viper came into full view, revealing to all of the fans that Viper was dressed like Catwoman! Dressed from hed to toe in black leather with a three slashes along each detached sleeve on her arms. Enshrouded in fog, Viper peered through the small mask, her eyes glowing unnaturally green as she glanced around the graveyard. Cracking a slight smirk, she stood with her hands on her hips, one hand guarding a whip that she had clipped to one side.

King: "Here kitty, kitty, kitty"

J.R :"Will you cut that out"

King: "Never!"

Planting her feet firmly on the ground, she continued to look around while the fog swirled and rolled over her legs. The cameras also continued to scan the graveyard for any trace or sighting of her opponent, Nexus!

In the arena, fog poured forth from the entrance and from under the ring, enveloping the squared circle in a haze that impeded all but those with the best of eyesight. One by one, twelve torches lit along the sides of the rampway with eerie blue flames.

On the tron, Nexus' entrance video played and then went to the camera at the graveyard. It showed Viper in her Catwoman costume, looking around the graveyard for any sign of her opponent. A lightning bolt struck the mausoleum behind her, causing Viper to spin around and look. On the roof was A small black figure with glowing red eyes. As Viper and the figure eyed one another, the figure dropped from the roof onto the ground and an evil, haunting laugh echoed around the graveyard. Slowly, the small, black figure began to grow. within a minute's time, the figure stood a full eight foot tall. Whipping his arms above his head, Nexus laughed again. The camera zoomed in on his face, which was painted like Brandon Lee's in The Crow.

A smile crept across Nexus' lips and he walked over to Viper. Viper's eyes scanned her old friend, from the black boots, to the black leather pants and the chisled torso. With the two combatants face to abs, Nexus nodded softly.

"It has been too long since we have tested one another, my friend. Let the better one go on to great things with that belt."

With that, Nexus and Viper shook hands and Nexus took a few loping steps back as the referee declared the match was now underway.
"Whether it's you or me, the title couldn't be in better hands"

Viper also backed up a couple of steps, her paces shifting slightly as she circles Nexus, stalking him around the tombstones while he also stalks her. Viper starts to rush towards Nexus when she slams on the brake and ducks a monstrous clothesline attempt from Nexus by a hair!

J.R: "Christ almighty! Had that clothesline connected, Viper would be down and looking for her head!"

King: "Don't even joke like that! I like her head right where it is"

J.R: "I think it's safe to say she does too."

Nexus spins around instantly to see a wild gleam in Viper's eyes as in her hand, she's holding the whip and with her foot planted against a tombstone, shoots it out before Nexus can react, catching him around the ankles and pulling the 8 footer off his feet!!

J.R: "WOW! Viper just did what very few superstars have been able to do, take the phenom right off his feet!"

King:"I'll say, he went down like a ton of bricks! Look JR, Viper is dragging or trying to drag Nexus right to that open grave! She's going to try to end this match early!"

"It's such...a beautiful night....for a burial don't... you... think?" Viper gritted her teeth, struggling as she pulled Nexus, dragging him a few feet and closer to the open grave. Viper started to quicken her pace, digging her heels into the earth, attempting to use her momentum to pull Nexus even quicker towards the grave when she suddenly felt a hard jerk and stumbled backwards almost falling on her assets! Viper turned around to glance behind her and found that Nexus had caught his huge arm around the base of a towering monument and was sitting up with an evil grin. This time it was Viper that didn't get a chance to react when Nexus, using his incredible strength, viciously yanked the whip towards him, causing her to careen towards the monument!

J.R: "By gawd Nexus is a hoss! Even sitting down that man has the strength of 10 men standing up!"

King: "Note to self, don't play tug of war with Nexus at the next company picnic"

Unable to stop herself, Viper released the whip and held out her hands to cushion the crash, taking only part of the impact. Nexus started to get to his feet when Viper in an attempt to keep the mountain of a man down, fired a side kick at Nexus then started to stomp away only to have Nexus catch her foot and rip her right off her vertical base! With her arms still aching, Viper crawled to get away from Nexus but the huge phenom caught her by the waistband of her pants then reaching down, grabbed her by hair and flung Viper right into a headstone, toppling it over by the sheer force that Nexus threw behind it!

King: "Holy crap! That stone must have weighed at least 300 pounds!"

J.R: "The tables have drastically turned and the advantage is now held by that man right there, Nexus"

Reeling from the crash, Viper lay on the cold granite and started to push herself up when she felt a cold chill race up her spine telling her that Nexus was right above her...

Not taking the time to look, Viper rolled from atop the tombstone. Just in time, as Nexus' huge boot came crashing down, cracking the tombstone.

JR: He just stomped on that tombstone so hard he cracked it! By god!!
King: This really is Nexus. Huge, Strong and trying to take out the puppies!

After she rose to her feet, Viper glanced around, but saw nothing except the rolling mists and tombstones. Seconds ticked by like hours as Viper kept her eyes peeled for any movement. Luckily, she picked up a slight glint of moonlight off a large mettalic orb that would have crushed her if she didn't jump back.

Following the orb's path, Viper saw Nexus atop of a crypt entrance the split second he jumped off and she too, took to the sky. The warriors slammed into eachother at brutal speeds. Nexus was nailed by a dropkick to the face, but it did't matter. He already had his bear-paw of a hand around Viper's head. Using his three hundred plus pounds and gravity combined, Nexus almost impaled Viper into the earth with a brutal reverse face-crusher.

Viper writhed on the ground, her hands holding her face from the brutal face crusher that Nexus had just drilled her with! But as Nexus forced Viper to her feet to either finish her off or throw her into the open grave, Viper threw a handful of dirt into Nexus eyes causing the 8 foot phenom to roar and clutch at his face! Seeing the opening, Viper hit a vicious kick to Nexus' gut and followed up by unleashing a devasting chop to his throat!

Nexus was in trouble as Viper had reversed the tide and punctuating the point, she quickly jumped up on the top of a headstone and connected with a missle dropkick that took the phenom right down to the ground!

J.R: "Merciful christ! A shot like that can kill a man!"

King: "Absolutely but Nexus isn't just any man"

Knowing that there was no way to keep Nexus down long enough to stick him into the grave or into a coffin, Viper knew she had to really unleash on her old friend and started stomping away at the left knee she had targetted!

King: "Viper is beating Nexus like he owes her money!"

J.R: "She has to, she can't go easy on Nexus anymore than he can go easy on her. This is for the gold, friendship or not"

When she had softened it, she attempted to get his leg into a figure four but the phenom fought out of it and nearly kicked Viper for a field goal! The Shadow lord worked his way back up to his feet favoring his left leg as he started towards Viper, who had just gotten to her feet in time to see Nexus lumbering towards her and slowing only to rip a gravestone from the ground!

King: "AWWWWW he's gonna hit her with it!"

J.R: :"Viper is going to have to think fast!"

Moving just a little slower because of his knee, Viper had bought herself a few precious seconds to hit a drop toe hold on the charging phenom, sending him crashing on top of the gravestone he had raised and crushing it into near powder!

King: "Ouch! Can you believe what you just saw because I sure can't?!"

J.R: "Mah gawd! Mah gawd! This match has just taken a huge turn for the most brutal!"

Thinking she had stopped Nexus cold even for a few minutes, Viper looked around the graveyard and headed towards a shovel that had been left stuck in front of the open grave when that familiar shiver raced back up her spine.

Swinging around, Viper watched in disbelief as Nexus's eyes opened and he methodically pushed himself up with his powerful arms and then got back up to his feet!

When Nexus turned his head to look at her, Viper knew she had to take him down again and with that, she hit a sprint and leaping up on a headstone began zig-zagging along the tops of them and launched a Tilt a whirl headscissors on the phenom but Nexus countered her assault by holding onto Viper's legs and turning with her swinging put the brakes on Viper's momentum by hoisting her up then brutally driving her into the ground with a hellacious Sitout powerbomb!

A huge grin snaked across Nexus' stood, still holding Viper's legs. Now, he placed each leg under an arm and began to swing around, swinging Viper like a top.

King: He's treating Viper like a ragdoll! I'd treat her like a blowup..

JR swats King with his Stetson

JR: THATS ENOUGH KING! Nexus is spinning around with Viper's limp body! What is the phenom gonna do?!?!

As if in answer to JR, Nexus swung Viper into a tombstone, shattering the granite and then reversed the spin with a primal roar. After a few revolutions, he released he Viper's legs and she went flying into and through to mausoleum wall, causing chucks of stone to fall from the remnants of the wall. Stalking over to the mausoleum, still favoring his left leg, Nexus expected to see Viper in a broken heap.

Instead, all he saw was a brass urn.

Viper nailed Nexus in the face with the urn, causing the lid to pop off and the ashes of the deceased inside to puff out in a morbid cloud. Both Nexus and Viper choked on the ashes, But Viper was the quicker to respond. Using what was left of the urn, she slammed Nexus in the face again and followed up by whipping him into the mausoleum. Nexus' tripped over a chunk of stone and ran face-first into a stone coffin that laid in the middle of the mausoleum. The coffin cracked and chipped, but so did Nexus' face. Blood spewed from his broken nose like a fountain, but it only caused The Shadowlord to increase his fury tenfold. Viper attempted to lock Nexus into a sharpshooter, but Nexus picked up a chunk of what was once the stone wall, and bludgeoned Viper in the side of the head so hard, she flew into a stone rack of urns, recreating the cloud of ashes. This time it was bigger.

Temporarily blinded by the ashes, Viper never saw it coming. Just as she straightened up, she was nailed further into the wall by a huge Stinger splash from Nexus!

J.R: "Sweet lord in Heaven! What a train wreck! Nexus might have just crushed every last bone in Viper's body!"

King: "And crushed Viper's hopes in becoming the first Undisputed world champ! Poor puppies"

When the cloud of ash cleared, Viper lay on the floor at Nexus' feet clutching her ribs, a trickle of blood flowing from the corner of her lips. Cracking a sick grin, Nexus proceeded to one of the burial vaults and pulled it open. Shooting a glance at Viper's still prone body as he slid out the coffin laying inside, he went about evicting the body inside by throwing it out a plateglass window and propped the lid open.

When all was ready, Nexus turned his attention back towards Viper who had made it to her knees and was attempting to stand by pulling herself upright using the vault handles, working through the pain of her screaming ribs. She knew she had to do something quick when Nexus began to stride towards her intent on sticking her in that coffin, and do something she did. Leveling her gaze as Nexus started to pass by a set of vaults, a vault suddenly began to vibrate then shot out, instantly nailing him right in the side of the knee and then another right smack to the side of his head followed by another to the ribs!!

JR. "What just happened?!"

King: "I don't know, earthquake?? Act of god? AHHH That corpse's curse!"

J.R: "Will you settle down! All I can say is that whatever just happened just saved Viper's golden aspirations"

King: "Golden as.."

J.R: "AsPIRATIONS, i outta beat you like a government mule"

That wasn't the end of the vaults as another had slid out right behind Nexus' knees during the attack as the others shot back in giving Viper a clear shot at the phenom. Capitolizing on the small opening, Viper gritted her teeth and hit a Spinebuster taking Nexus off his feet with the help of the vault that had slid out behind him!

Astride Nexus, Viper pummeled the Shadow Lord with lefts and rights till Nexus' hand shot up and caught her around the throat, choking her! Viper clawed at his hand but couldn't tear it away as Nexus sat up and slowly started getting to his feet.

Viper was frantic, kicking and struggling in Nexus' steel like grip, but then in a desperation move, Viper raked Nexus' eyes with her free hand and slammed her knee right into his crotch! Nexus reeled from the shot, doubling over and nearly going to his knees.

That was when Viper ran back to the casket and kicked open the lid, grimacing as she tore the body from it's supposed final resting place and brought it down across Nexus' back by the feet!! "Ooh i think she likes you Nexy!" Viper grinned as she spun and knocked Nexus back by striking him across the chest!

King: "..........."

J.R:"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The fans and the announcer's were speechless as Viper continued to use the demised as a bat, cracking Nexus anywhere and everywhere she could connect.

Either grossed out or incensed, Nexus caught the body by the arms as Viper brought it down and held on, creating a morbid game of tug of war with the corpse. Viper pulled and Nexus pulled till the corpse ripped in half abruptly sending sending Viper and Nexus stumbling back a few feet with parts of the body in their hands. The camera zoomed in on the preserved organs that now littered the floor making a number of the fans cover their mouths and gag.

J.R: "I think i'm going to throw up"

King: "Hahaha kinda like that corpse did?"

A camera trained on J.R caught the announcer's face as he turned green a second before he dropped his head towards the floor to puke making the King laugh even more.

Back in the mauseleum, Viper held onto the legs and with a growl moved in to swing at Nexus as did the same, each smashing each other with the corpse in a twisted form of pillow fight!

"Heh, i 'm surprised we never did this before at a sleepover" Viper snickered as she whacked Nexus in the gut before he swung the torso upwards and sent Viper careening against the first coffin, shutting the lid as she landed on top of it! Nexus charged having discarded the torso but Viper flipped backwards just as Nexus brought down a massive double ax handle smash that completely demolished the lid!

"Tight leather and so much muscle.." she teased as she leap frogged over the phenom and started to run towards the vaults only to get pulled back by the hair then irish whipped right into them back first! As Viper clutched at her ribs again, she had started to pull away when Nexus rushed her telegraphing a running lariat but once again, Viper dodged the bullet by a hair, pulling herself out of his path and causing him to slam into the vaults and stagger back!

The force of Nexus' body striking the vaults caused several of them to pop open and send several of the caskets and their occupants spilling onto the floor "Ewwwwwwww now look at what you did. Cleanup in aisle dead! " Viper grimaced from her own pain as she shot a spinning heel kick into the Nexus' gut and moved in, intent on ddt'ing him into the floor
From an angle where the camera nor Viper could see..... Nexus' eyes turned black.

"Heh...heh...heh.. Nice move, you've gotten better!"

Pushing Viper with all his strength, she flew backwards but instead of a wall, she passed through a planar portal created by Nexus.

Smirking, Nexus stood up straight and streched, causing every vertebrae in his spine to pop, before creating another portal above him at the other side of the mausoleum. She slowly slid out, but was held at the wrist by a black gloved hand.

So she hung there, 3 feet from the ground, seemingly hurt. Nexus laughed.

"So have I!!"

He charged at full speed towards her, catching her ribs on his shoulder and smashing her clean through the wall behind her. It was the same wall!!!! The mausoleum made a horrifying noise before it fell in the direction of the now non-existant wall. Over 30 tons of stone and wood landed right on top of the two rivals and friends.

JR: After wiping his mouth OH MY GAWD!!! THEY MAY BE DEAD!! OH DEAR SWEET JESUS!!!!

King: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THE PUPPIES!!!! THE PUUUPPPPIIIIEEEESSS!!!!!

Suddenly, King's face went blank and the camera zoomed in to try to see why. Turning to the camera, King looked directly at it.

King: The horror....... The horror.....

Slowly the huge cloud of dust started to dissipate with the cold Transylvanian breeze blowing pieces of the falling debris across the lawn. Coffins and bodies littered the ground and from the demolished mauseleum, a mass of tangled limbs stuck out from every angle giving the impression of a bomb having gone off or the aftermath of a some devasting natural disaster.
The few moments that followed seemed to last an eternity as the fans held their breaths, watching on as the cameras scanned manically, looking for any sign of life in the ruins of the necropolis

J.R: "Folks, we're trying to get a status report on Nexus and Viper but it does not look good"

King: "Where's the emts?? We definitely need to get them some medical attention. At this point, i'm not even sure that the Jaws of life would be enough to extricate them"

Then something happened, one of the hands sticking out from between two large concrete blocks, began to move. At first just a finger, then two. Right beside the arm, another arm also twitched with life, the fingers digging into the ground and clawing into it, then a third hand pushed through and dug into the earth.

J.R: "Folks we have a report that there's movement!"

King: "Well what are they waiting for!? Get those cameras over there!"

From beneath the rubble, the hands continued to move, the two smaller, blood stained hands pulling and clawing, trying to pull itself out from between the other two.

King: "AHHH ZOMBIES!"

J.R: "........."

King: "They'll eat our brains!"

J.R: "I think you're safe"

Pulling with all it's might, the body kept digging till a head poked through, Viper's. The fans exploded with applause back in the arena as they recognized her as ash dusted and blood matted hair tumbled out and followed by her shoulders. Viper stilled, droplets of blood trailing and trickling off her chin as she continued to pull herself loose which was no easy task as she paused then straining, started up again. What no one could see was that she was partially trapped beneath Nexus as well as more than half of the old mauseleum.

"How the hell do I always manage to have friends that bring entire buildings down on me!?" she gritted as she continued to drag herself out when she got jerked backwards, slowly being pulled back under and causing the color in her face to drain. Hidden from the eye of the camera and the fans back in the arena,, beneath the debris, Nexus's eyes had snapped open and he was dragging her back under.

Gritting her teeth with determination, Viper struggled harder, managing to turn herself sideways and kicked away at Nexus, slamming heel after heel into Nexus and pulling herself free. Viper had barely scrambled to her feet, teetering. She glanced frantically to get her bearings, that plane tripping had left her stomach in knots but that was going to be nothing, and she meant nothing compared to what parts of Nexus' body she'd be tying into knots. And just as she regained her balance, an explosion of wood and stone flew upwards causing her to defensively cover her head with her arms as Nexus emerged from the ruins like a monsterous phoenix!

"Wanna see what I do for an encore?" she challenged flipping her hair back. "It's a killer"

Cracking his head to both sides, Nexus took a few steps and stood at his full height, that sick little grin appearing and disappearing "Your pants are torn"

"That's alright, so are yours" Viper shot back, her chest rising and falling laborously but keeping her gaze locked with Nexus' "And..your makeup is smeared" she added with bemusement, her face now expressionless as they engaged in a staredown to see who would make the next move. The suspense continued to grow as one moment became another and then another. The fans in the arena sliding to the end of their seats, waiting to see what was going to happen Then, a small smile creeped across her face when she saw Nexus pick up one of the concrete blocks from the ground and head towards her with amazing speed, raising it higher he neared his target, ready to smash her head in.

King: "No no no! He can't, he wouldn't!, She won't be able to withstand that!"

J.R: He can and he will, I don't see how she's going to evade him now"

Nexus advanced but Viper didn't move, she didn't even flinch except for her eyes following every step that Nexus took.

King: "Why isn't she running or attacking!?"

J.R: "I don't know, unless..."

As Nexus closed the gap, he raised the block like a concrete hammer and that's when Viper made her move, by melding into the fog covered ground and causing Nexus to drop the block on the ground instead!

J.R: and King: "..she has a plan!!"

The fans cheered as the resourceful Viper pulled a houdini and disarmed Nexus who suddenly went down like a ton of bricks and getting busted open as his head smashed into the block! The instant replay ran showing how Viper's arms had shot up from the ground,. just behind his feet and yanked his legs out from under him!!
J.R: "MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD!"

King: "In all my years, I have never seen Viper do that! Lemme guess, it's done with mirrors right?"

Through the veil of fog, Viper stood up and grinning at her handiwork, went back to work on Nexus by leaping onto his back and grabbing him by the hair slammed his head the ground! Viper raised Nexus' head again and slammed it again wihle the fans back in the arena counted along but as they reached four, Viper disappeared then Nexus, having seemingly vanished off the face of the earth only to reappear by a caretaker's shed with Viper flat against it and a bloody Nexus in front of her!

Again a disoriented Viper felt her stomach tied in knots as Nexus had taken them through another Planar portal but this time, she didn't get time to recover when Nexus drilled her with several devasting Shoulder Blocks to the stomach! Viper doubled over after each one and after about three, Nexus backed off and tore into her with a fourth before he let her go, watching in sadistic glee as she crumbled to the ground.

J.R: "This has to be it, i don't know how much more either of these superstars can take! This has turned out to be the most brutal match on the card!"

King: "Viper's not a quitter, she can't and won't let it end this way"

Viper was hurt and she was down but still she moved, attempting to pull herself back up, in turn gaining a new respect from the crowds that hung on every movement that the pair made. Nexus just watched her, shaking his head at her determination which would only get her even more punishment but she keeps going. When Viper had got about half way up, Nexus ripped her up the rest of the way and held her against the shed door. He could see it in her eyes that she was going to keep coming at him and that's when he balled up his fist and pulled it back, nailing her right in the face and sending her back down to the ground. Again Viper moved, spitting out a mouthful of blood on the ground as she grabbed hold of Nexus' legs and began to pull herself up till she was looking straight up at him.

That was when Nexus hoisted her over his shoulder and the crowd popped not knowing what to expect from the phenom, but instead of slamming her to the ground or drilling her with some other horrific move, Nexus kept walking towards an open grave just feet away. As Nexus strode, Viper flailed, kicking and struggling to free herself but Nexus held firm, teasing her by almost letting her drop only to pull her back up again and aggravating her ribs. But behind Nexus, Viper's eyes flared red and increased her efforts when she chanced on a shovel left to one side of the shed that was getting further away. Viper opened her hand and summoning the shovel to her, pushed herself upwards instantly and cracked the back of it against the back of Nexus' skull! Nexus roared and still holding Viper by the legs, spun around and let her fly several feet!

Viper hit the ground with a sickening thud while the shovel landed feet away, but again she scrambled to her knees hellbent on getting that shovel before Nexus could advance on her. There was no time, Nexus was coming and feeling a surge of andrenaline, Viper pushed herself to her feet and as Nexus charged, Viper leapt up and jumped onto the phenom's chest and knocked him to the ground with a Dropsault! Viper twisted her body and landed unsteadily on her feet as Nexus lay on the ground shaking the cobwebs.

With her determination driving her, Viper held onto her ribs and walked towards the shovel and picked it up, turning back around and charging Nexus with it!

Viper swung the shovel with all of her vampiric strength. Unfortunatly, the shovel passed right through Nexus' head and Viper was struck with a crushing blow to the back of her head.

Nexus stood over the crumpled Viper, blood pouring from from his nose and mouth. He dropped the now bloodied chunk of granite to the ground beside Viper and picked up her unconcious form.

Slowly making his way to the open grave, Nexus held Viper by the collar and then wrapped his impossibly huge hand around her throat.

JR: OH MY GAWD! HE'S GONNA HIT THE BLACK HAND!!!
King: Oh no!!! NOT THE PUPPIES!!!

Hoisting Viper into the air, she suddenly sprang back to life and slammed the heel of her boot into Nexus' face several times.

He dropped her and she immediatly went on the offensive. Several punches, kicks and and one vicious dropkick to the mouth later, Viper now had Nexus teetering on the edge of the grave. Picking up the shovel, Viper swung again, this time finding her mark with a vicious crack.

Both the shovel and Nexus' jaw broke and the phenom fell backwards. Viper went to give him one more shot, but Nexus toppled in and took Viper with him.

JR: WHO LANDED FIRST?!?! WHO IS THE CHAMP?!?!
King: I hope he didn't land on Viper... he'd crush the puppies!!

The cameraman ran over to the open grave and swished the fog away with his hand. Down, in the grave, Nexus was in a bloody heap, with Viper on top.

JR: OH MY GAWD!!! SHE DID IT!! SHE DID IT!! VIPER IS THE DWF UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
King: YAY!! THE PUPPIES ARE OK!!

An official helped Viper from the grave and handed her the belt. Triumphantly, she held it over her head with a huge smile on her face. Suddenly, a huge gloved hand shot out of the grave, but instead of stepping back, Viper took it in hers and helped Nexus haul himself out.

With a disgusting cracking noise, Nexus re-set his jawbone and smiled through the pain. Grabbing Viper's arm, he held it over her head and patter her on the back. The camera then went back to the arena, where the crowd was going absolutly insane.

JR: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for being with us on The DWF's first show and what a show it was. For the Darkside Wrestling Federation, I'm Jim Ross...

King: And I'm Jerry "The King" Lawler..

JR: And thankyou again for being here with us. Goodnight!

Posted on May 16, 2006, 10:17 PM

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D.W.F Tag Team Championship - Irish Style vs Outsiderz - Anarchy in the U.K April 15, 2006

by Darkside Wrestling Federation

Lillian: Announcing first the special guest referee, DWF Strikezone Co-Booker, Viper!

The crowd cheers as the sexy diva makes her way down to the ring in a very tight referee halter top. She slides into the ring just as the arena goes dark.

WE'RE SEVEN DRUNKEN PIRATES, WE'RE THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS!
WE'RE SEVEN DRUNKEN PIRATES, WE'RE THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS!

The arena explodes in a deafening roar of cheers for the hometown heros. The two are wearing Irish flags in the manner of capes as green and orange lights stobe the arena.

Lillian: Making their way to the ring at a combinded weight of Six-Hundred and Twenty Five pounds, Generation X and Big Joe, Irish Style!!!

King: "It those are the cheers these two are getting just for showing up, I'm wondering how loud it'll get if they win."

JR: "And can you imagine the scene in this arena if they lose? We may need extra security."

Joe and Gen hand their flags off to fans at the ring side, ala Brett Hart, before sliding into the ring with the sexy Viper. Viper smiles seductively as she walks around The Emerald Flame, patting him down for weapons, spending more time then is necessary around the thighs and "Lower Back"

King: Why doesn't she do that to me?

JR: Because you're old enough to be her grandfather

The lights suddenly fell and Superbeast hits the speakers makin' the crowds react with cheers and boos as the arena trons erupt once more with Rage's entrance montage. A collage of highlights flashed in red and at the center a silhouette of the towerin' Outsider came into view. His shadow grew larger and larger till it looked like it'd leap from the screens only to fade as Rage emerged thru the curtains in black pants with his name goin' down the side of his right leg and "Outsiderz" down the side of his left.

Jr: This is Rage's second bout of the night and it's for the D.W.F tags. You know that after that brutal battle with Nobody, Rage should be worse for wear but he looks surprisingly ready to go again!

Jl: I'll tell you J.r., i'll never understand how these men and women do it. They have to be the toughest wrestlers in the business. Nowhere else is there this much aggression and all out carnage!

J.r: Amen King. The D.W.F has gotten only the best of the best under it's roof.

Rage strode forward on the stage and never takin' his eyes off Irish Style, waited on his partner, Gojinn

About a minute goes by, the fans begin to get restless and chant for the match to start. In the ring viper calls for the bell, drawing a confused look from Joe and Gen. Joe asks here what's up and looks a little annoyed, but shrugs and goes to stand in his corner, Generation X going to the apron.

King: This is odd JR, Vipers starting the tag match with out both teams being here.

JR: Possibly trying to screw over the Outsiderz with this

In the ring Viper has started to count out Rage, who hauls it down the the ring, slides in and is greeted by a flurry of boots from The Emerald Flame, managing to roll out of the way and spring to his feet. Rage grapples the smaller man and goes for a standing chicken wing, which Joe fights out of with a one handed jaw breaker. Getting back to his feet Joe pulls Rage to his feet, whips him into the ropes and monkey flips him across the ring. Joe goes for a cover, but Rage gets the kick out at 1.

King: It's much to early in the match for that

JR:Maybe Joe was hoping Rage would go down easy after his hardcore match earlier

King: I guess not.

Joe applies a choke hold to Rage, going so far as to put his feet on the ropes for the added leverage, yelling for the big man to 'Tap out dog breath!' Rage however disagrees, and lets Joe know with a couple of elbows to the gut as he works his way to his feet. At the point the feet on the ropes trick backfires and Joe can't get back to a verticle base and finds his head connecting with the mat in a vicious DDT.

King: Only one thing to say to that JR, ouch

Rage yanks Joe up to his feet and then throws him onto his shoulders, hitting a samaon drop and going to a cover of his own. Viper looks hesitant to count, but does her job fairly and Rage gets a one count over the Emerald Flame. Rage gets Joe to his feet once again, and goes to whip him at the ropes, but Joe reverses and whips the big man into the ropes, following up with a leg lariet and tagging in The Crimson Tear.

Rage is in trouble here, and Viper seems to love it, as she let�s the tag happen, and watches Generation X step in. Rage staggers to his feet, and throws a right hand at the Crimson Tear, but he blocks it quickly, and throws the Outsider into the turnbuckle. He rushes after, and just as Rage slams his back into the turnbuckle, Gen collides with his face with a vicious clothesline!! Rage slumps down into the corner.

That�s when the fans go wild! Screaming is heard all over the arena, and Viper and Irish Style are lost as to what�s happening!

It�s the King! He leaps the guardrail and tags Rage�s hand, quickly sliding into the ring! He stands up, and shoves Gen back a foot or so, before leaning back with his right side, and shooting his fist forward again, using all his momentum with a huge right hand! The Crimson Tear stumbles, as Gojinn repeats the blasts over and over against his face! The fans are gonna blow the roof off of this place!!

Joe can�t let his partner be destroyed, so he rushes into the ring trying to stop the rampage, but gets caught in it by Rage! Rage catches him by the arm and swings him onto his back and then slams him with a Samoan Drop!

Gen is launched into the corner, and finally a frustrated Viper shoves Gojinn backwards, ordering him from the ring! She signals with her hands to him and the fans are just as shocked as Gojinn!

J.R: Is she saying what I think she is?!

King: HAH! She didn�t see the tag! Gojinn is in illegally!!

J.R: Oh come on now! You know she saw it!

Gojinn is almost forced from the ring, as Rage is trying to argue the tag too. This proves a mistake, as Gojinn steps onto the apron, because Generation X and Big Joe come flying at Rage with a double big boot! Rage drops and Gojinn takes to the top turnbuckle! He leaps and flies at the duo, but they catch him, and hold him up high! The Crimson Tear flips Gojinn�s stomach atop his shoulder, and the Emerald Flame holds Gojinns face across his shoulder! BOTH MEN SHOUT TO ONE ANOTHER SO THEY KNOW WHAT�S HAPPENING, AND A SECOND LATER, THEY DROP TO THEIR KNESS, CRUSHING GOJINN�S ABDOMEN AND FACE IN!!!!!

J.R: MY GAWD WHAT A MOVE!

King: Irish Style look to be in control!

J.R: Maybe not!

Viper seems content with the situation, as Joe throws out Gojinn and steps from the ring, but Rage takes down Gen with a back body drop! He stands up, and pulls the Crimson Tear across the ring to the corner! While Gen is seated upright, Rage stomps away on his right knee, causing the Irish Style member to cry out in pain. Joe runs down the apron to help, but Viper knows she needs to try to be impartial, and forces him to hold the tag rope and stay there.

Gojinn starts to recover on the outside, and pulls off his trench, as well as his tanktop. He pulls himself up on the apron and looks at Rage, who seems to be holding his own right now�.

Rage really starts to lay in the boots to The Crimson Tear as Joe stands by and looks on, his hand outstretched hoping for a tag soon. Rage though sees that he's done enough damage and picks up Generation X and throws him into the opposite turnbuckle, looking to gain momentum early in the match he runs at Generation X looking to score with a clothesline, but Generation X slides out of the way letting Rage run full tilt into the turnbuckle chest first! Generation X seizes the moment, to capitalize on the mistake and hits a sumat kick to the back of Rage's head! Generation X rolls over and hits a tag to The Emerald Flame Big Joe! Big Joe comes out like a house of fire as the Irish crowd screams in approval. Big Joe nails Rage with a couple right hands before picking him up and hitting a belly to belly suplex. Joe hooks the legs but only is rewarded with a one and a half count

JR:"That won't do it this early in the match, but Irish Style looks to have gotten back on track."

Rage though wants this match as he fires up. Joe starts out again by looking to hit some more stiff shots, but Rage ducks the last one and hits a reverse DDT! Rage slowly starts head to the corner to tag in, BUT GENERATION X COMES UP BEHIND HIM AND HITS HIM WITH A BOOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, WASTING NO TIME HE STANDS RAGE UP AND HITS HIM WITH A POWERSLAM, AND IN ONE FLUENT MOTION HITS A ROLLING THUNDER!

JR:"AND WHERE WAS VIPER!?! You expect this type of conduct from the Outsiderz, but not from a team like Irish Style."

The King:"Well we all know the Irish cheat! And when has Generation X ever been a saint?"

Generation X grabs Joe and rolls him on top of Rage for another count, but Rage again kicks out before Viper's hand can reach the mat. Big Joe stands up, feeling the effect of the DDT, but looking better off than Rage. Joe picks up Rage and grabs him in a sleeper hold, looking to end the match right then and their. Rage's eyes start to roll off into the top of his head as Viper heads over to check his conciousness. She picks up Rage's hand once, and lets it fall. She does it again, to the same result. But as she did it the third time Rage's hand hangs in the air! Joe tries to apply more pressure but an elbow by Rage knocks him back, Rage turns around, still in a prone position and blocks a flurry by Joe before nailing him with a boot to the gut! Rage pops up and bounds off the ropes hitting a massive clothesline flooring Joe instantly. Generation X looks to enter but is met with a clothesline aswell knocking him to the outside! Rage hurrys to his corner, falling and tagging in Gojinn!

Gojinn came in and forcin' Joe to his feet, exchangin' several rights and lefts with the Emerald Flame before the fresher Gojinn unleashed with a fury of fists and chops that drove Joe to the corner where he was worked over even further before Gojinn pulled him out and whipped him towards Rage and plowed right into the big boot that Rage had lay on the top rope. Rage held onto Joe as Gojinn made his way over, but as Gojinn strode back, he saw the Crimson Tear up on the apron and drilled him with a cheap shot, knockin him back down onto the floor below!

Jr: What the!??! The Outsiderz have absolutely no regard for the rules!

Jl: I don't think they really care about rules The Outsiderz have been dominatin' the tag division for a reason and that's because they will annihilate all the other teams to be the top dogs.

In the Outsiderz corner, Rage continued to isolate Joe, holdin' the man with a reverse headlock and pepperin' him with huge blows to the chest from the soupbones that were his fists Gojinn joined his partner by deliverin' a series of body shots then nailed him with a kick to the gut and followed with heavin' Joe over with a snap suplex! Gojinn hooked Joe's leg and went for a pin,

One..

Two..

Joe's shoulder shot up and Viper called for an immediate break, goin' as far to get in Gojinn's face and threatenin' to call for the bell. Gojinn glared at her in response and dragged Joe towards the Outsider corner where he executed a Cross Knee Back Breaker Hold and Rage suddenly came off the second rope with an Elbow Drop!

Jr: Things are not lookin' good for Irish Style

jl: You can say that again, the Outsiderz are animals!

But as the Outsiderz started to celebrate by each placin' a boot on the Emerald Flame and tauntin' the crowd, the crowd suddenly exploded with cheers as the Crimson Tear greeted the Outsiderz by flyin' from the top turnbuckle with a flying double clothesline that took both Outsiderz to the canvas with authority!

With the Outsiderz down, Viper readied to hit a count as Gen threw Joe over Gojinn.

One..

Two..

Kickout!

Gojinn let out a snarl and shoved Joe off of him as Viper was orderin' Rage back to his corner while Gen got back to his and held out his arm for a tag.

As Gen was reaching for the tag, the laughter of three men distracted everyone in the ring. Looking up on the stage, there was another color commentary table set up. Sitting behind it though was not Jerry Lawler, Jim Ross, or even Michael Cole. Instead, it was none other than The Demon Lords. Nobody was sitting tall in a crown while Nottingham was wearing a doo-rag and sunglasses. Crymzon was left with the black stetson as the trio sat down and got patched into the PA.

Crymzon: "Oooooohhhhhh Boys this is one hell uva slobber knocker!"

Nottingham: "Yes it is. You have The Dairy Queen and Rage the Puppy Boy taking on The Irish Boys."

Nobody: I wonder if the Irish Curse has got to them.

Crymzon: The one about not being able to tan and only freckle?

Nobody: No the other one.

Nottingham: Being hopeless drunks?

Nobody: No no no. The one about being hung like three year olds.

Nottingham: We could always ask Viper. She seems to know an awful lot about those two Irish boys.

Crymzon: Back to the action gents! We can discuss who has and has not seen the inside of Viper's lockerroom later at a more appropriate time.

Nobody: You mean the action in the ring, right? Not Viper's action...

Crymzon: JR is right. The crown does cut off circulation to the brain.

Joe works his way back up to his feet using the ropes, going to get a tag from Gen, but is tackled to the ground from behind by Gojinn. Gen slaps his chest loudly, and gets into the ring, unloading on Gojinn with a series of rights and lefts, driving the star back to the ropes.

JR:Now I know Viper didn't fall for that, she has to know that Gen slapped his own chest.

King: I dunno, her back was still turned.

Gen whips Gojinn into the corner and follows up with a drop kick to the gut, driving the air from the half demons body. Gen lifts Gojinn up to the tope rope and hits him with a big super-plex, the follows up with a cover for two, which is broken up with authority by a big kick from Rage. Viper sends him back to the Outsiderz corner, but not before the big man manages to flip the bird to the Demon Lords.

Nottingham: Well, that was rude. Someone needs to house break that puppy.

Back in the ring Generation X is lifting Gojinn t his feet, but Gojinn fights back with some shots to the gut, winding the Godsend, before scoring with a pumphandle slam. Gojinn goes for the cover

1....2..kick out.

King: He's gonna need to hit The Crimson Tear a little harder then that to keep him down for the three count.

Gojinn hauls Gen back to his feet and drags him over to the Outsiderz corner, tagging in Rage and holding Gens arms back to allow the big man to land a few free shots to the mid section. Rage lifts Gen up into position for a sit down powerbomb, but Gen fights his way out with boots to the ribs and both men fall to the ground. Gen is first to recover and tag into Joe. Joe gets in and hits a running bulldog on Rage, followed up by a crossface hold.

JR: This could end it right here!

Rage is caught in a bit of a bind here! Joe is wrenching his neck hard, and making him scream in pain! Gen is clapping in his corner, liking the pain they�re inflicting on the beast. He is struggling hard here, trying to escape, with no effect.

But suddenly, Gojinn leaps the ropes and then turns to them, moonsaulting off of the middle rope across Joe! He releases the hold and lets Rage get up, but Gojinn is forced from the ring before he can fight anymore. While he�s being shoved out, Generation X dashes into the ring and rails Rage with a big boot to the kneeling man! Rage falls flat on his back as Gojinn complies, and Joe dives for the cover!

Viper dives down now�

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Rage is able to kick out, and in fact, he shoves Joe completely off of him!

He leans back for a tag to Gojinn, but no luck. Gen leans over the ropes for a tag, but Joe can�t get to him either! Rage and the Emerald Flame stand up, and begin duking it out, much to the delight of the fans and their partners, who begin to cheer on their respective partners! The fight is incredible! Rage begins to fight back Joe towards the corner, but with a blast of energy, it�s Joe fighting him off now! This seems to be going nowhere, and when Gojinn again tries to intervene, and Viper stops him, Gen climbs through the ropes again, looking for an attack, BUT JUST THEN, THE KING JUMPS ATOP THE TOP ROPE, AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF AT GEN, CATCHING HIM IN MIDSTRIDE AND FRONT DROPKICKING HIM!!! GEN IS ROCKETED FROM THE RING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES, AND DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE, LEAVING GOJINN TO LAND ON HIS NECK AND HEAD!!!

J.R: Oooooh�that HAS to hurt�.

King: Haha, I think he hurt himself more than Crimson Tear!!

Payne: Who gave him the right to steal my first name?

Nobody: Sue him.

Nottingham: Yeah.

Meanwhile in the ring�

Gojinn rolls from the squared circle to the apron, and climbs to a kneel, holding his neck, while Gen tries to recover from that chest-crushing blow. Rage has taken the offensive, by whipping Joe into the ropes. He ducks under an oncoming Emerald Flame, and jumps to his feet again as Joe comes back, but this time, Joe stops short, and kicks up a foot, super kicking Rage! BUT NO, HE MISSES THE KICK!! RAGE MANAGED TO MOVE, AND AS JOE TURNS BACK AROUND TO HIM, RAGE LIFTS HIM HIGH INTO THE AIR BY THE THROAT TO CHOKESLAM HIM TO HELL! HE SLAMS JOE DOWN AND GOJINN GETS TAGGED IN!! RAGE STEPS ASIDE, AS GOJINN MOUNTS THE TURNBUCKLE! RAGE CLIMBS OUT OF THE RING AS GOJINN STANDS VERTICAL AND JUST AS THE KING GOES TO HIT THE FLATLINER FROG SPLASH ON JOE, GEN ENTERS THE RING, AND AS GOJINN LEAPS, GEN HITS AN UNHOLY GODGORE ON A FLYING GOJINN!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ENTIRE ARENA IS IN SHOCK AND AWE!!!!

J.R: OHMYGAWD! IT�S ALL OVER!

King: GEN JUST OBLITERATED GOJINN

Payne, Nobody, Nottingham: WAHOO! PAR-TAY!

Coach: WHAT A MOVE!

Gojinn lies folded on the mat. His legs are thrown over his head, and he lies unmoving on his back, and neck. Joe rolls towards the corner, as Gen goes for the same corner, and Viper begins to K.O count Gojinn�

Rage tries everything to help his partner, but can�t get him to wake up!

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Gojinn shifts a little! He moves his legs off his body to his side, but his shoulders are still down!!

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JOE TAGS GENERATION X IN! THE CRIMSON TEAR IS IN!!

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On the outside�

A wounded, but not down Emerald Flame is sneaking about the ring, behind an �unsuspecting� Viper�s back, and a completely clueless Rage. Rage leans over the ropes for a tag from Gojinn, who can barely open his eyes, let alone reach for a tag at this point. While he desperately leans in, Joe swipes his feet out from under him, and Rage comes down with all his weight along the top rope with his throat!!

Rage drops like a rock to the outside now, and Joe sits him up against the stairs. While Viper is distracted on the inside, by the Crimson Tear applying A DEVASTATING CRIMSON LOCK!!!, Joe takes the opportunity to stomp a hole in Rage!!

Nobody: Get �im Joe!

Nottingham: I thought we didn�t like them, too?

Crymzon: But it�s fun to watch Rage get beaten too! THAT�S WHAT YOU DESERVE!!

J.R: The King is in trouble here!

But the King won�t be beat so easily! He rolls through the move, and grabs Gen�s ankle as well!!! He leg locks the Godsends leg with his free leg, and torques the ankle violently!!!! Gen twists as hard as he can too, and now we�re caught in an ankle lock battle!!!!!!!

As both men fight with the ankle lot, the other trying to break his opponent's ankle before his own is snapped in half, Joe sneaks into the ring and rails Gojinn with a boot to the face! Viper watches, a smile curling her mouth, as Joe grabs Gojinn's hands and locks in the last part of the Trinity! Gojinn is writhing in pain trying to not only drag Joe, but a Generation X who is on his back using a leglock aswell! But Gojinn suddenly reaches to the right, and as soon as he grabs the ropes Viper heads to the side of the ring and starts to yell at Rage to get on the apron!

JR:"Not only do the Outsiderz have to face Irish Style, but the ref aswell!"

The King:"Use all your cards, and that's what Irish Style are doing."

Finally Viper has to acknowledge the ropes and starts her count, but watching Irish Style break the holds at the count of 4. The Irish fans are screaming in appreciation though, as Generation X drags Gojinn into the middle of the ring and starts to admonister a pin. He only gets to two before Gojinn kicks out, feeling in pain, but wanting the titles bad. Generation X sits up and stares in disbelief as he spits off at Rage daring him to enter. Generation X picks up Gojinn and tosses him hard into the turnbuckle, starting in on him with punches and kicks. But Gojinn isn't fooled as he grabs Generation X's foot and makes him do a backflip landing him on his stomach! Gojinn drops down and starts to administer the ankle lock viciously on Generation X. Joe tries to enter but is met by Rage with a demonic clothesline. Gojinn drops down and Generation X screams, feet away from the ropes on the side. Gojinn holds onto the ankle of Generation X with voracity as GENERATION X JUST TAPPED! GENERATION X IS TAPPING!!! BUT VIPER JUST STARTED TO LOOK AWAY TO CHECK ON BIG JOE!

JR:"MY GAWD! What do the Outsiderz have to do to get a win?!? They literally have a handicap match going, and the important one decides the outcome!"

The King:"Why do you care? I mean the Outsiderz aren't very friendly with you, and to be honest Irish Style buys beer all the time. Don't you notice why I stopped screaming Puppies? I'm too drunk!"

JR:"Um...allright King...uh anyways back in the ring...."

Back in the ring Gojinn drops the hold and instantly confronts Viper, backed by Rage. Both men get up in her face telling her to do her job, while she's screaming back saying she's making sure Joe held onto the tag rope. Suddenly Generation X catches Gojinn with a low blow! Rage turns around to confront Generation X, when he's met by a flying dropkick from the Emerald Flame! Joe holds onto the rope willing The Crimson Tear to hobble on his injured ankle....
As the Crimson Tear starts to hobble to make the tag, an infuriated and very much back on his feet Rage sends Generation X down to the canvas with a runnin' clothesline to the back of the neck and keeps goin spearin' a fresher Joe right off the apron and onto the floor below!

Jl: HOLY ST. PATRICK! DID YOU SEE THAT?!

Jr: See it!? I think we all felt it!

On the outside, the Outsider beast yanks Big Joe up and sharply whips the man over the security barrier and right into his countryman's laps! The Irish crowd boo and shout at Rage but Rage runs off the fans that were tryin' to guard the body of Big Joe and hauls him up in the air to powerbomb him down across a row of chairs!!

Jr: That is what makes Rage one of the most dangerous men in the industry and why the Outsiderz have been such a dominant force. The Outsiderz live to inflict pain!

Jl: Inflict pain?? They're the definition of pain, if you look in the dictionary, they put a picture of the Outsiderz right next to it.

Generation X had his hands full in the ring with Gojinn who continued to work him over by tiein' him up on the mat. But the Crimson Tear worked his way out of it and powered Gojinn backwards. They ended back on their feet and hit several back and forth moves, then faced off with Generation X hittin' an unexpected standing dropkick to Gojinn! Gojinn bounced off the ropes and went for a clothesline when Generation X caught his arm and took him down with an armdrag takedown! Generation X held onto Gojinn's arm and applied an armbar, workin' on Gojinn's arm and shoulder on the mat.

The crowds popped as Big Joe was dragged thru the stands by Rage, makin' his way to the ring when Joe came to life and unleashed a series of fists, turnin' the match into a brawl for all. The two men fought and traded blows neither takin' the advantage over the other till Big Joe drove a knee into the gut of the Outsider Beast and whipped him into the steel steps but couldn't keep his momentum goin' when he forced Rage to his feet by the cornerpost and missed a right to the big man's jaw, connectin' instead with the post!

Jl: Ooohhh that's gotta hurt!

Jr: Hurt?? Joe might have broken his hand with that missed shot.

Seizin' the opportunity to further the damage, Rage took Joe by the head and rammed it into the post before bringin' down an ax handle smash between the man's shoulderblades! Damage done, Rage left Joe on the outside and rolled back into the ring to help his partner with the Crimson Tear

Rage rolls into the ring, going for The Godsend, but is sent back to his corner by Viper. Gojinn pulls Generation X up and walks him over to Rage, tagging in the Outsider animal. Rage kicks the Crimson One to the gut and grabs him around the throat, followed by Gojinn doing the same, and together the two deliver a massive chokeslam to the Crimson Tear, drawing a chorus of boos. Rage covers the nearly immobile demigod, a sadistic smile of confidence on his face. 1....2...- Gen gets his foot on the ropes, drawing a deafening roar from the hometown crowd. Rage can't believe it and gets in Vipers face, accusing her of a slow count, going so far as to push the deadly diva. Viper looks pissed and pushes Rage back, yelling to keep his hands off her. While this is going on Gen makes his way back to his corner at about the same time as Joe, who makes the tag. Joe bounces himself off the ropes and vaults off Vipers shoulder's, hitting a huge flying cross body to Rage, following through with a small package. 1....2...-, and the pin is broken up by a drop kick from Gojinn

JR: "This match is coming down to who can make the saves at this point"

JL: "Yes, this truelly becoming a war of attrition."

Nobody: "Do you actually know what that means, or are you just guessing?"

JL: "...guessing"

Back in the ring Joe and Rage are trading lefts and rights, just trying to beat each other down when Joe hit a jumping knee to the face of Rage, grabs him around the waste and lifts him up, esentially forming a T. Rage is throwing kicks the best he can at Joes legs, but Joe falls to his side, hitting the Northern Liberation, sending the crowd into hysterics!

JR: "MY GAWD, WHAT A MOVE!! Rage looks like he could be dead"

Nottingham: "You know, you've said that so many times the words have lost all meaning. Nice move though.

Joe poses to the crowd, getting a fresh pop, before locking on a bridge for the cover. 1....2....Kickout!!!! And Joe can't believe it. He slams his fist against the mat and yells out a very loud obscenity. Joe climbs ontop of Rage and all semblance of technique abondons the man as he unloads with fists to Rage's face, before Viper pulls him off and warns him about closed fist punches. Joe is pissed but there isen't much he can do as he lifts Rage to his feet and attemps to throw him to the ropes, but finds himself reveresed and back dropped. Rage takes the oppertunity to hobble over to Gojinn and almost collapses into his hand for the tag.

JR: "I can't believe this is still going on."

JL: "This is for the titles JR, if any one of those men can still move, then this match isen't over."

Gojinn comes out of the corner hot, hitting a knee drop right to Big Joe's chest, driving the air from the big man, and following up with a hip drop across the neck. Gojinn lifts the slightly shorter man to his feet and whips him to the rope, then following up with a huge sidewalk slam. The half-demon covers the transmuter, lifting him by the legs and rolling him into a high boston crab. Joe scream in pain as he reaches for the ropes, the pain evident in his face, which is red and running with rivulets of sweat.

JR: "Will he tap? This could be it!"
Joe makes it!!!

Gojinn holds the lock in for less than two seconds, because Viper is fast counting the break here. He lets go of Joe, and glares at Viper, who lets a grin shine through at him. He sizes her up, and she grins more, letting evil show through it as well, and it begs Gojinn to walk over and punch her in the mouth, but he relaxes a bit, hearing Rage plead with him. No disqualifying himself tonight. Can�t risk it. Gold on the line�besides, he�d get her at the next event one on one anyhow�

So now, he turns his attention downward, and glares at Joe. So infuriated with Viper, he envisions Joe AS Viper! He grabs him up and throws him into the ropes, and as Joe comes back he hits a snap suplex! He lifts Joe back up, and hits yet another suplex. He runs into the ropes, and rushes back to Joe, dropping quickly, and smashing an elbow into the nose of Joe! He hops up, and tears off the tanktop, roaring with an adrenaline rush, that puts Rage to shame!!!

Gen leans over the ropes looking to try and help out Joe, but there�s no getting through to the man. He�s nearly out of it, after the round of attacks. Gojinn doesn�t let up, as he brings him to his feet once more, and throws him to the ropes. Joe reverse though, and sends Gojinn to the ropes! Gojinn bounces off, and ducks a clothesline from Joe, bouncing off and coming back looking for a sunset flip pin!! He gets over Joe, and even though Joe isn�t the fastest thing on the plant, he uses the momentum to roll over himself from the pin and grab the legs of Gojinn!!! He steps over one leg of the King, and then wraps them around the knee, stepping over his body with the free leg and squats down! JOE HAS LOCKED IN A POWERFUL SHARPSHOOTER!!!!

J.R: This could be all over here!!!

King: HAHA! The fans here love it! Irish Style are gonna win it!

J.R: Actually the votes are tied right now.

King: Stop ruining this! The match is going on and there are no �votes�.

J.R: Well if there were �votes�, there would be a �tie��

While Joe is locking in the hold, Rage is screaming for his partner to fight the hold. Gojinn desperately fights towards the ropes, but suddenly, he finds the looming shadow of the deadly Viper in his path! She�s leaning on the ropes, and using her foot to the push the bottom ropes further!!! Gojinn screams in anger, as he sees his future opponent blocking him off! The rage burning inside him is seen clearly in his eyes as he reaches out and grabs her foot, trying to pull closer, but she shakes it off and steps aside, continuously pushing the rope away!!!

Rage dives through the ropes, and SPEARS Joe!!! Viper is furious with this, and pushes Rage from the ring, but Generation X gets in, and after delivering a stiff, brutal kick to Gojinn�s skull, he climbs from the ring, dragging Joe along with him. He yells to Viper, who stops arguing with Rage, and tags himself in with Joe�s mostly limp arm. Gojinn rolls towards Rage, and barely makes it to both Generation X�s, and Vipers dismay!!

He makes the tag! Rage is in!!

Rage roars as he steps through the ropes, and wails on Gen! Gen comes right back with rights of his own. Both men are battling out with fists every second! The fans are excited with the flurry of fists! Gojinn lies on the side of the apron, trying to not fall off, while watching Gen throw Rage into the corner. He rushes for Rage, but Rage gets one step ahead, and rushes the Crimson Tear! The beast throws a dynamic clothesline for the man from Irish Style, but Gen manages a duck, and actually grabs Rage as he passes!! He holds Rages skull tight, and Rage runs his feet right out from under him! Gen hits a beautifully executed neckbreaker!

He�s not done though, as he quickly FORCES A TAG FROM RAGE TO GOJINN!! Rage gets rolled from the ring, and instead of pinning a semi-fresh Rage, he�s pinning a beaten Gojinn! Viper dives for the count!

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No! Gojinn's shoulder shoots off the shoulder as Rage also comes in with a double axe handle to the back of Generation X's head. The Crimson Tear slides off as Rage wearily gets to his feet and starts to lay into Generation X. The Emerald Flame though comes from behind and nails Rage with a giant clothesline to the back of his skull. Rage falls to the floor and the weariness can be seen in all four men. Joe's shoulders are sagging as he reaches down to pick up Gojinn. Gojinn tries to fight back with weak punches back.

JR:These men are struggling mightely, the war torn contestants. Joe is trying to deliver some right handed blows to Gojinn, and Gojinn isn't going down without a fight."

Rage suddenly joins the mix adding himself to the carnage. Both men work on the weak Joe, but Joe counters and grabs Gojinn and uses his head as a battering ram, slamming his head into the gut of Rage! Joe goes over to the ropes and tosses Gojinn out, and follows him as Generation X sits up, and he smiles stalking Rage, trying to gain advantage and hit The Revolution, Rage slowly struggles to his feet and Generation X lunges, striking at the rising Rage, but Rage swings all the way around and engulfs Generation X in a monstrous bear hug! Generation X howls in pain as suddenly he hears a shout, and suddenly a bottle of Jameson comes flying from Joe! Viper instantly moves to the ropes and starts to shout at Joe to return to his corner, and Generation X uses the distraction hit Rage with the bottle of Jameson! The glass shatters and tears into not only the head of Rage, but shards of glass also fly into the chests of both mens, Generation X taking most of the fragments. Rage crumples with Generation X landing beside him. Joe instantly rolls into the ring and without thinking, grabs The Crimson Tear rolling over the body of Rage and making Generation X pin Rage

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The crowd erupts in a scream as Irish Style stand up victorious! The Irish Crowd jumps up and down, screaming in approval. The crowd, loud enough to be heard outside, nearly charges the ring as The Crimson Tear Generation X and The Emerald Flag hold the newly won Tag Team Championships and an Irish Flag!

Posted on May 16, 2006, 10:19 PM

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D.W.F Intercontinental Championship - Dalkiel vs Fuse - Oct. 31, 2005 - SFTG

by Darkside Wrestling Federation

Lillian Garcia:"This match is for the Dwf Intercontinental championship and is set for one fall!"

*lights fade to purple, blue and red*
*and then, as an eerie, foggy, purple-blue and red mist surrounds the ring and the entrance ramp, lighting strikes the creaturetron! Then thunder is heard as more lightning erupts from above, striking the ring posts as Black Flames flow downwards from the lighting fixtures*

JR: Well King, this is match number two for the Demon Prince.
King: Yeah! And this is for the Intercontinental Championship. I just can't believe he's still walking.
JR: Folks, that triple threat Hardcore Title match was just bruital. What a slobberknocker of a match that was.

*Just then, several Black Flames erupt from the entrance ramp as Dalkiel's Dark Soul Warriors come out of the foggy mist, holding Flaming Swords up high. They align themselves down the entrance ramp and cross their swords....*

and just then the creaturetron comes to life

*Another huge Black Flame engulfs the rampway, and then...Dalkiel steps out. He looks with at the crowd with a cold, empty stare. The crowd falls into a hush and then explodes!*

JR: I can't help but say again how he is the one and only Prince of Pain. Any normal wrestler would be done and in the hospital right now. But Not Dalkiel. Purely and truely Hardcore.

King: Your not kidding JR.

*Dalkiel begins walking down the rampway as the burning flesh drips off of the swords onto Dalkiel's shoulders and chest, it singes and burns his flesh as it drips all over the place. He continues to walk. With each step, he begins to smile more and more evilishly as the burning sensation of the flesh becomes enjoyable. His eyes are as empty as the cold, dark night. He stops at the end of the rampway, then closes his eyes as he takes in a deep breath, tilts his head back and raises his arms high. The camera holds on his face as in a split second his eyes open and his arms slam down as the four corners explode into Black Flames!*

King: AHHHHHH! I hate that! I hate that! That's the second time he got me tonight.

*Dalkiel slithers into the ring and perch's himself up in a cornor.*

After Dalkiel's men had left, the stage was lit up by multiple pyros of white and red. The fans roared, having seen this man once before. Suddenly, Fuse ran out from the back and stopped on the stage, soaking the the fans and staring at the beast of an opponent in the ring. Running down the ramp and into sliding into the ring, Fuse stepped onto a turnbuckle and milked the crowd before turning to Dalkiel and waiting for the bell.

*but just as he turned...*
*Dalkiel runs at him with full force as he clock's him with a clotshline that sends him flying back through the ropes as Fuse hits the floor with a thud*

JR: OH MY GWAD KING! DID YOU SEE THAT? WHAT FORCE! WHAT POWER!

King: Fuse is gonna have his hands full with the 333lbs Fruit loop of Pain.

JR: Well look at the stat's King. We got Dalkiel at 6'6" 333lbs. vs the 5' 10" 197lb Fuse. Fuse is defenatly the underdog.

*Dalkiel slides out of the ring and leans down and picks up Fuse by the head, he holds his head by his left hand and hauls off and punch's him in the head with his right one, but doesn't let go*

JR: Wow what a shot.

*As Dalkiel then then head butt's him, as Fuse falls back against the ring. Fuse rolls to the left as he moves himself around the ring post but Dalkiel gives chase. Dalkiel goes to reach for Fuse but Fuse thumbs Dalkiel in the eye and quickly drops to his knees and brings his forearm up delivering a low blow to Dalkiel. Dalkiel cringe's and grabs himself as he stumbles over to the barrier. Fuse start's roundhouse kicking Dalkiel's left leg which was injured in the Hardcore match.*

JR: Fuse has turned this match around and has taken advantage of Dalkiel's injury.
King: Yeah, but is he gonna be able to keep the big guy down?

*Fuse grabs Dalkiel's forearm to try to irish whip him into a cornor post. But Dalkiel reverse's it and sends Fuse flying into the ring post*

CRAAAAACKKK

*Fuse instantly bounce's backwards as Dalkiel grabs him from behind and delievers a German Suplex onto the hard cement floor.*

JR: MY GWAD! MY GWAD!

*Dalkiel sit's up with a sick sadistic grin on his face.*

King: He's enjoying this. Look at that look.

JR: Dalkiel is one of the sickest sadistic maniac's of pain that I have ever known. Fuse is gonna have his hands full.

*Dalkiel get's up and reach's down and picks Fuse up by the head, reach's down and lift's him up body pressing him into the ring. Dalkiel slides into the ring and start's stomping at Fuse's head. Then drops an elbow. He picks him up and irish whips him into the cornor with force.*

King: Wow!

*Dalkiel goes chargeing in but Fuse barely with it, basically falls to the right as Dalkiel spears the ring post*

King: Oh god that had to hurt.

JR: What a miss hit. Oh My Lord that sound was just sicking!

*Dalkiel doesn't move and just leans there on the ropes and ring post.*

King: What?

As Fuse got to his feet, he wiped blood from his lip and grinned. Hopping atop of Dalkiel's back, Fuse held on to the top ropes and proceeded to slam his heels repeatedly into the giant purple people-eater.

JR: (laughing) Oh my! This reminds me of Riverdance!
King: Yeah JR! Fuse is the lord of the dance!

On his final move, Fuse leaped up, still holding the ropes and slammed both heels into the back of Dalkiel's head. Dalkiel's head slammed off the ringpost and the crowd cheered for the unorthodox newcomer.

Fuse, never one to let the fans go unappreciated, stood atop Dalkiel and raised his arms high

*swoops down as Dalkiel gets a smerkingly look on his face as he brings up is right leg right into Fuse's gut knocking him back*

JR: Posing is not smart to do with Dalkiel.
King: Yeah, no dought.

*Dalkiel does a backwards summersault to his feet as he delievers a backward elbow to Fuse. Dalkiel grabs Fuse's wrist and whips him into the cornor.*

WHAM THUD

*He hits hard, Dalkiel goes running in, Fuse drops and rolls out of the ring as Dalkiel rams into the ring post*

King: Oh man that's gotta hurt.

JR: I can't belive the abuseive punishment he's gone through this night.

*Fuse leaps up onto the ring apron, then onto the cornor ropes, drops down onto Dalkiel's back, hooks his legs up around his arms and pulls to a rolling Enziguri pin.*

Ref: 1...

*But Dalkiel's massive powerful legs slams into Fuse's head, Fuse lets go and rolls he runs to a cornor and climbs up, Dalkiel pulls himself up takes a step and turns as Fuse leaps from the top turnbuckle, flips over Dalkiel and delivers a neckbreaker.

JR: My GWAD King. He hit the Blowout. He actually did it on Dalkiel!

King: Well It won't be long now. Dalkiel's taken several bad shot's during the Hardcore title match. Not to mention he smashed through one of the ring side barriers and was face down in a pool of his own Black Blood.

JR: That maybe so King, but he's out here now. Still fighting.

King: JR LOOK!

*Dalkiel down, Fuse climbs the turnbuckle, looks out to the crowd, points at Dalkiel and then springs off with a 540 degree moonsault, bounces so hard he flys off Dalkiel, grabs his gut, crawls over and hooks the leg.*

JR: MY GWAD! MY GWAD! Hit hit the Fallen Grace! Can he put him away?

The ref dives for the count

Ref: 1.......

King: This is it JR!

Ref: 2......

Ref: 2......and.......3/4

*KICK OUT!*

JR: WHAT? KING HE KICKED OUT!

King: OH come on! Come on! There's no way.

Fuse gets into the face of the ref

Fuse: What the Fuck! Come on that was three, THREE! One, Two, Three

as he slaps his hands together

Ref: It was two! 2! The shoulder came up!

*the crowd's going nuts*

*Fuse, furious, start's walking around.*

Fuse: Get up! Get up! Get up you big purple fairy!

King: OH UH! JR did you hear that?

JR: That's not a smart move. You do not call Dalkiel names.

*Dalkiel start's pulling himself up*

King: How JR? How can he keep getting up?

*Dalkiel up against the ropes, Fuse shack's his head, With a running start, Fuse leaps up, onto Dalkiel's shoulders. Sitting on Dalkiel's shoulders, Fuse flips backwards with enough force to flip him with Fuse's entire body weight driving the face into the canvas*

JR AND KING STAND UP

JR: MY GWAD KING HE HIT DALKIEL WITH THE BREAKING POINT!

King: NO BODY HAS EVER GOTTEN UP FROM THAT!

JR: We rarely ever see that move. Fuse must be desperate. I can't believe he pulled that out.

*Fuse pins Dalkiel, hooking his leg up and around Dalkiel's legs as he wraps his arm around his head and hooks his other hand, almost like a small pacakge but his hands and legs are locked*

The ref leaps

JR: We got a new champ.

Ref: 1

King: This is it JR!

Ref: 2

Ref: .............

but before that hand hit three

KICK OUT

*Fuse goes nuts, he starts bouncing up and down on the mat salmming his hands into the mat and kicking the ropes*

Fuse: NO NO NO NO NO NO!

JR: DALKIEL KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT AGAIN!

King: Fuse is losing it.

*Fuse furisous, and upset that he has hit Dalkiel with it all and he can't keep him down. What is he to do?*

*Fuse runs over and goes to pick up Dalkiel by use of his horn and slaps on a reverse head lock to do a DDT, but as he goes Dalkiel push's with both hands causing Fuse to slip out of the move and take a few steps back, he runs in as Dalkiel reach's around his waist with his right hand and quickly picks him up and drops stright down.*

King: WOW! Were did he get that from?

JR: He just dropped an old school Bossman Slam on Fuse.

*Dalkiel push's himself up with the help of using Fuse's body as he reach's down and pulls the 197 lb. Fuse, shoves his head between his legs and lift's him up into a DevilzPowerbomb. As he drives him down into the mat so hard Fuse's head and shoulders hit seriously hard and off that he lays there like a broken table. Dalkiel drops and hooks the leg..*

Ref: 1.......

2.........

3.........

DING DING DING DING

JR: MY GWAD! MY GWAD! HE DID IT! HE DID THE IMPOSSIBLE! After all the devistating moves and injury's Dalkiel has sufferd here tonight he has become the NEW DWF Intercontinental Champion.

King: I can't believe it! I just can't believe it.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Winner and NNNNNEEEEEWWWWWW DWF Intercontinental Champion! DALKIEL!

*The crowd goes nuts and starts chanting Dalkiel's name*

Crowd: DALKIEL! DALKIEL! DALKIEL! DALKIEL! DALKIEL! DALKIEL!

JR: What a match. What an amazing match. And King you have to give credit where credit is do. Fuse came out here against all odds. Faced the 333 lb. Demon Prince of Pain and gave it all he had.

King: Well he defenatly gave it his all. But in the end, the bigger guy walked away with the gold.

*Dalkiel limping, barely standing, takes his New DWF Intercontinental Championship Belt and walks, I mean, hobbles, up the ring ramp and returns to the backstage area and ends up at Vipers Locker room*

JR: Well folks, stay tuned, still to come, the Undisputed World Championship with Nexus taking on Viper.

King: OH BOY JR! PUPPIES!

Posted on May 16, 2006, 10:28 PM

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Featured Match - Cerberus vs Xstasy

by Darkside Wrestling Federation

The lights fade almost to complete blackness and the fans begin to cheer in anticipation of the next match. They all look around and a spotlight begins to move from the ring, up the ramp and then vertically up the C-Tron. It comes to a halt at the top and the man proclaimed as CWE's best high flyer (thanks to Viper ) - Xstasy, steps into the light with his arms in the air. "X Gon' Give It To Ya" by DMX starts to play and Xstasy points directly below him at the C-Tron. Writing begins to flash onto the screen and Xstasy shouts something inaudible out to the camera.

"X-FACTORS"

"XSTASY THINKS CERBERUS NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT.. JUST A COUPLE OF POUNDS WOULD DO."

"XSTASY WONDERS WHETHER CERB HAD TO HAVE HIS TITLE BELT MADE LONGER TO FIT AROUND HIS WAIST..."

He laughs and then grabs the zip line, he jumps high into the air and slides down towards the ring. Underneath him multicoloured pyro's dazzle the live audience as he flies over the top of the ramp, he slides over the ring and releases his harness. He uses the momentum from the slide down to run across the ring and up the turnbuckle. He throws his arms into the air and screams out to the crowd. He turns and jumps down into the centre of the ring, awaiting the arrival of the Undisputed Champion, Cerberus.

Wake Up begins to play and the pyro flares up, prompting a series of boos around the crowd. A pissed-off Cerberus emerges through the shower of sparks with his Undisputed Title around his waits and his Tag Team Title over his shoulder. He points up at the titantron in Xstasy fashion as text comes up on the big screen...

ANTI-X FACTORS

"CERBERUS THINKS XSTASY NEEDS TO LEARN TO SPELL...EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S SPELT XSTACY."

"CERBERUS WONDERS WHY XSTASY DOESN'T WEIGH MORE WHEN IT CLEARLY WINS YOU TITLES."

Howard Finkel: On his way to the ring, weighing in at three hundred and eighty nine pounds, the CWE Undisputed Champion and one half of the Tag team Champions, CERRRRRRBERUS!

Cerberus strides down to the ring, actually punching one fan as he goes, before climbing onto the apron and stepping over the top rope. He parades his titles around the ring while people in the crowd tend to the guy he just punched. Staring at Xstasy, he hands his titles over to the referee and gets ready to begin the match.

Xstasy also passes his title to the referee and then looks across... and up to Cerberus. Cerberus smiles at him and Xstasy puts on a brave face by smiling back at him, Xstasy shakes his head and then bounces around the ring for a second before approaching Cerberus in the centre of the ring. They lock together in a collar and elbow tie up and Cerberus easily pushes Xstasy away and Xstasy flies across the ring on his back. Xstasy sits up and sighs, he brushes himself off and then gets to his feet. Xstasy cracks his neck and then charges at top speed into another collar and elbow tie up with Cerberus, who once again brushes him off with ease and sends Xstasy sliding across the mat on his ass. Xstasy jumps right back up to his feet and slaps himself in frustration.

JR: Xstasy is visibly shaken by his unsuccessful start to this match.

King: He isn't going to beat Cerberus in a battle of strength.

Xstasy once again charges across the ring at Cerberus, but this time instead of a tie up, he slides long the ground between Cerberus' legs. Xstasy gets to his feet behind Cerberus and jumps up with a huge Standing Dropkick to the back of Cerbs neck. The impact sends Cerberus forward and his trips and lands on the second rope. Xstasy stands with his arms in the air taunting and Cerberus immediately jumps back up to his feet with a very angry expression on his face. He screams at Xstasy and then runs right towards him...

JR: It looks like all he's done is angered the beast.

King: I really wouldn't like to be in Xstasy's shoes right now!

Cerberus charges in with his right arm, trying to catch Xstasy with a clothesline, but his speedy adversary has already ducked and rolled to one side. Springing up quickly, Xstasy turns around to see Cerberus running at him again, but this time he runs towards him and then rolls underneath his arm, throwing the Inferno off balance as he tries to adjust to the change of direction. Xstasy is up and running, bouncing off the ropes so that when Cerberus turns round...Xstasy flies through the air and connects with a forearm that takes Cerberus to the floor! Even more enraged, the Undisputed Champion gets straight to his feet and walks straight into a second Xstasy flying forearm!

JR: The speed is starting to give Xstasy the advantage now, King.

King: Yeah, but what happens if Cerberus actually manages to get hold of Xstasy?

The Inferno is starting to work out Xstasy's gameplan and this time makes sure he gets to his feet too quick for Xstasy to gain momentum for another forearm. Seemingly not phased by this, the Impact Champion begins to go to work with speedy punches and kicks to the body of Cerberus. Cerberus gets driven backwards into the corner by a flurry of punches and kicks from the energetic Xstasy. A final thrusting kick to the chest sends Cerberus to the turnbuckle, then Xstasy runs at him and jumps up into position for a monkey flip...

...BUT WITH HIS IMMENSE POWER CERBERUS GRABS HOLD OF XSTASY, BLASTS OUT OF THE CORNER AND DRILLS HIM INTO THE MAT WITH A MODIFIED SPINEBUSTER!

JR: OUCH! I think that's what will happen if Cerberus gets his hands on Xstasy!

Cerberus looks down at Xstasy with disgust, then grabs him by the hair and drags him slowly back to his feet...

...Cerberus drapes Xstasy's arm over his shoulder and then pulls him up into position for a Back Suplex, he holds it in position for a second and then drops Xstasy down into a near 8 foot Back Suplex! Cerberus, laughs at the fallen Xstasy and then covers him disrespectfully by standing with a boot over Xstasy's face. The ref slides down and counts 1......Kick out. Cerberus is hardly surprised by this and grabs Xstasy by the hair once again, he pulls Xstasy up to his feet and then grabs him by the wrist. He whips Xstasy across the ring and then looks for a Big Boot to the face, Xstasy ducks under the boot and continues to run to the opposite rope. He jumps and springboards from the second rope and turns into a flying cross body... but Cerberus simply catches Xstasy across his chest and walks around the ring with Xstasy in his arms. He laughs and then throws Xstasy back with a Fallaway Slam!! Xstasy rolls under the bottom rope holding his spine to get a small breather.

JR: Cerberus is really stamping his mark on this match right now.

King: He isn't the Undisputed Champion for nothing JR!

JR: Yes, but with the performance Xstasy put on last week, I expected a less one sided match.

King: Maybe last week's performance was a one off?

Cerberus doesn't allow for Xstasy to get his breather as he follows Xstasy out of the ring by stepping over the top rope and hopping down to the floor. Cerberus grabs Xstasy by the head and pulls him up to his feet fully, he then grabs Xstasy by the throat with one hand and under the leg with the other and then pulls Xstasy high into the air in the Military Press Position. Cerberus walks around with Xstasy above his head and a cocky smile on his face, he then walks closer to the barrier and drops Xstasy from high above his head, Xstasy lands with his throat across the barrier!!! Xstasy rolls around on the floor choking with his hands over his throat as Cerberus looks on and admires his handiwork...

JR: As the match unfolds I don't think Xstasy has much of a chance right here.

King: He certainly isn't in great shape right now.

Cerberus quickly rolls into the ring and back out again to break the referee's count, with Xstasy still on the floor struggling for breath. The crowd are booing Cerberus as he locks his hand on around Xstasy's throat and starts choking him, forcing the referee to start his five count for an illegal move. Cerberus lets go after four, then picks up Xstasy by the throat and punches him in the stomach with his other hand. He then takes Xstasy by the back of the head and slams him face first into the apron, bouncing Xstasy away and to the floor again. To avoid the both of them getting counted out, Cerberus once again rolls into the ring and out to continue the assault on Xstasy. He scores with a vicious kick to Xstasy's stomach as he tries to get up and then drives another into his back!

JR: This is just turning into a beating session for Cerberus! Xstasy needs to gain some offence in this match.

King: I think Xstasy is still struggling a little to breathe. Cerberus is in total control of his opponent tonight.

Cerberus slowly draws Xstasy up, holding him by the jaw as he does so. He winds up a punch with his right hand...but Xstasy manages to duck and slide back into the ring as Cerberus is thrown off balance! Frustrated and annoyed, Cerberus follows Xstasy back into the ring, where Xstasy tries to throw a punch, only to get blocked straight away by Cerberus, who responds with a throat thrust that sends Xstasy sprawling! The Impact Champion clutches at his injured throat while the Undisputed Champion drags him into the centre of the ring, then bounces off the nearest set of ropes...

...AND ONCE AGAIN CONNECTS WITH XSTASY'S THROAT, THIS TIME WITH AN IMMENSE LEG DROP!

JR: DAMMIT NOT AGAIN! Xstasy could be sustaining a really serious throat injury in there!

King: That is a lot of weight to have landing on your throat!

Xstasy is rolling around on the canvas, one hand on his throat as he tries to breathe. The Inferno stomps away at Xstasy until he stops rolling around, then turns him over so that he is lying on his back. Cerberus puts one foot on Xstasy's chest and strikes a cocky pose as the referee counts the pinfall
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...Kickout! Xstasy rolls onto his stomach and tries to crawl away from Cerberus on his hands and knees. Cerberus sees this and lets out a quiet snigger before walking over and putting his boot on Xstasy's back, preventing him from moving anywhere. Cerberus moves his foot up Xstasy's back until he's stood on the back of Xstasy's neck, he then puts all of his weight onto that foot and Xstasy's injured throat is pushed down into the mat, preventing him from breathing again. The ref utilizes a count of 4 before Cerberus moves his foot. Xstasy once again starts to crawl away, this time he makes it to the corner of the ring where he sits against the turnbuckle catching his breath. Cerberus walks towards Xstasy in the corner and X reaches up and grabs the top ropes with both hands. He jumps up with both feet and pushes Cerberus away with a double footed kick to his chest that sends Cerberus back a few paces. Xstasy quickly sits up onto the second turnbuckle and leaps off, he grabs Cerberus' head mid-air and looks for a Tornado DDT but Cerberus refuses to budge and just grasps his palms together around Xstasy, holding him in a Bearhug! Cerberus is squeezing the life out of Xstasy.

JR: Cerberus is relentless.

King: He wont be satisfied until Xstasy is no longer breathing.

Cerberus walks around the ring with Xstasy in his grip. Cerberus screams something out loud and tightens his grip, causing Xstasy to scream in pain. We all scream! Cerberus continues to apply the pressure to Xstasy until he goes limp. The referee walks over and grabs Xstasy by the arm, he slaps Xstasy's face a little and then raises Xstasy arm into the air......once......twice......no! He gets his arm up before he is counted out! The crowd begin to get behind Xstasy and they clap along as he raises his fist into the air in defiance of Cerberus. The crowd begin to chant Xstasy's name and Cerberus isn't pleased by this at all, instead he tightens the hold around Xstasy and squeezes even more air out of Xstasy's lungs. This doesn't dampen Xstasy's spirit though as he raises his fist again, he grabs Cerberus by the head and starts to punch him with a closed fist into the forehead of Cerberus. The crowd start to cheer louder as Cerberus is visibly shaken by the blows, he knee's buckle slightly and he begins to release the hold... that is until the expression on his face changes and he slams Xstasy down into a Spinebuster!!

JR: Things just keep going from bad to worse for Xstasy.

King: Its definitely not looking good.

Cerberus has enjoyed silencing the cheers of the fans after nailing Xstasy into the mat, while Xstasy is once again struggling for breath as well as feeling the pain on his spine. A smile spreads across the Inferno's face upon thinking of something, and he picks up Xstasy with ease, locking in a second bearhug! Xstasy lets out a groan when Cerberus' huge arms start to crush his midsection, then Cerberus suddenly charges into the corner and slams Xstasy's back right into the turnbuckle! Not releasing the bearhug, the Undisputed Champion carries the limp body of Xstasy back out of the corner and into the centre of the ring, where he continues to crush Xstasy's lungs. After doing this for a few more seconds, Cerberus runs into the corner a second time and drives Xstasy's weakened spine into the turnbuckle once more!

JR: I cannot see this match going on much longer if Cerberus keeps this bearhug locked in. Xstasy is fading away.

King: But how can he escape from that grip?

Seemingly in response to King's query, Xstasy reaches out his leg and hooks it onto the middle rope when Cerberus tries to carry him away out of the corner. The referee tells Cerberus to let go of the hold, but Cerberus responds by smashing Xstasy into the turnbuckle a third time! Xstasy's foot slips off the rope and the Inferno takes the chance to quickly move back to the centre of the ring before Xstasy gets another shot at getting to the ropes. The Undisputed Champion now applies even more pressure, shaking Xstasy from side to side in an animal like fashion to crush the rest of the resistance out of him. Resolving to destroy Xstasy with the last drive, Cerberus takes his time to line up the turnbuckle before he smashes Xstasy into it. Beginning to charge, Cerberus starts to lose his grip on Xstasy as he wriggles and squirms, trying to find a way out, and just before Cerberus can slam him into the turnbuckle Xstasy slides out of the bearhug and grabs onto the ropes, breathing heavily!

JR: Finally Xstasy escapes! I don't think Cerberus is happy.

Cerberus had just managed to avoid running into the turnbuckle himself, but he is annoyed now that Xstasy has had a chance to get some breath back. He closes in on the unsuspecting high-flyer, who is leaning up against the ropes in an effort to recover...

Cerberus approaches Xstasy quickly to catch him before he gets all of his breath back, but Xstasy holds the top rope down and bundles Cerb over the top rope in a messy fashion. Cerb lands on the floor and punches the thin matting in frustration, he gets up to his feet and looks up into the ring only to see Xstasy flying through the air with a Twisting Crossbody Plancha!! Both men fall into a pile at ringside and Cerberus falls back into the barrier!

JR: An amazing high flying move by Xstasy!!

King: Could this be his break in the match?

Xstasy rolls over and mounts Cerberus, who is leaning against the barrier, Xstasy lets loose with a flurry of rights and lefts on Cerberus' face. The referee reaches a count of 5 and Xstasy decides that he's had enough of the punching already, he gets up and drags Cerberus towards the ring, he rolls Cerberus in there and climbs onto the apron himself. He throws an arm into the air and the crowd backs him, he jumps up and over the top rope before flying down with a Leg Drop across Cerberus' throat!! Xstasy hooks the leg and covers immediately. 1.........2.........Cerberus kicks out with a lot of power, pushing Xstasy right back up to his feet! Xstasy gulps and then runs to the ropes, he returns and nails Cerberus in the ribs with a sliding kick as Cerberus attempts to get to his feet! It doesn't have much effect on Cerberus but it gives Xstasy time enough to climb the turnbuckle, he stands on the top rope waiting for Cerberus to get to his feet.

JR: Looks like Xstasy has something up his sleeve here.

King: Don't be stupid JR, he's wearing a vest.

JR: You know what I mean.

Xstasy steadies himself and then launches from the top rope with a Five Star Cross Body onto Cerberus! Xstasy lands across the chest of Cerberus and holds position for the pin...

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...BUT XSTASY ATHLETICALLY TWISTS ROUND IN MID AIR AND PLANTS CERBERUS' SKULL INTO THE MAT WITH A TORNADO DDT!

JR: Xstasy has fought his way back into this one and he may have got Cerberus here!

The referee makes the count as Xstasy hooks the leg
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and just before the three Cerberus kicks out yet again! The speed of Xstasy is starting to take control of the match, and Cerberus knows he has to take down Xstasy again soon. Xstasy has already got to his feet and sprung up to the top rope again, waiting for the groggy Cerberus to rise to his feet after the tornado DDT. The Inferno seems to be taking an extraordinarily long time to get to his feet as Xstasy waits on the top rope, but eventually he makes it and turns around towards Xstasy...

...WHO LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH ANOTHER CROSSBODY BUT CRASHES PAINFULLY INTO THE MAT AS CERBERUS SUDDENLY DROPS TO THE FLOOR TO DUCK THE MOVE!

King: Oh no! Cerberus was just playing possum there!

JR: That is an underhanded tactic from Cerberus, but it's brought the match back to a pace that he likes.

Taking control again, Cerberus pulls Xstasy to his feet and starts to set him up for the patented Muscle Buster...

Cerberus pulls Xstasy up onto his shoulders and hooks both of his legs and then walks around the ring with Xstasy in this very painful and awkward position. Just as Cerberus is about to drop down with Xstasy in this move Xstasy breaks free somehow and athletically spins down into a sunset flip! Instead of holding for the pin Xstasy rolls out backwards at lightning speed and then jumps and kicks a rising Cerberus in the nose with a double footed dropkick!! Cerberus' upper body falls back down to the mat and Xstasy gets to his feet at amazing speed. Xstasy runs to the ropes and runs back around the back of Cerberus who is bent over getting to his feet, Xstasy flips over the top of Cerberus' body and catches him with a Flipping Facebuster! Cerberus' face slams against the mat and he flips back over onto his back and lays down holding his face. Xstasy rolls over into the cover, hooking the leg. 1.........2.........Kick out again! This time Cerberus doesn't have quite as much power in the kick out.

JR: It looks to me like Xstasy's lightning fast offence is taking its toll on the Undisputed Champion!

King: Well he isn't kicking out with as much power any more that's for sure.

Xstasy isn't disappointed by the fact that Cerberus kicked out, he's encouraged by the fact that he didn't do so with as much tenacity with time. Xstasy waits for Cerberus to get to his feet and then walks behind Cerb and locks his hands around his waist. Xstasy tries to pull Cerberus back into a German Suplex but Cerb keeps his feet planted firmly on the ground. Cerberus laughs at Xstasy attempt and then throws a sluggish elbow back and catches Xstasy right in the face, Xstasy turns holding his face and Cerberus grabs the smaller man in a Full Nelson. He shakes Xstasy around in the Full Nelson position and then pulls Xstasy high into the air and slams him back down to the mat with an almighty FULL NELSON SLAM!!

JR: It took Xstasy all that time to build his momentum and all of that work is undone with one move by the humongous Cerberus.

King: I think Xstasy just got a little over-ambitious with that German Suplex.

Cerberus slowly drops down and covers Xstasy lazily for the pin
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only for Xstasy to kick out, much to Cerberus' chagrin! Cerberus hits Xstasy with a couple of right hands as he lies on the ground, then goes into the corner and starts stalking Xstasy.

Cerberus: Get up! Get up!

The stunned Impact Champion is unaware of the danger, crawling into the opposite corner to get back to a standing position. The huge Cerberus begins charging at the corner as Xstasy pulls himself up, ready to crush him into the turnbuckle...

...BUT XSTASY FLINGS HIMSELF TO ONE SIDE TO AVOID CERBERUS' DIVE AND CERBERUS' SHOULDER SMACKS INTO THE RING POST WITH A RESOUNDING CRACK!

JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! Cerberus' shoulder must have been separated by that impact!

King: Xstasy needs to capitalise on this mistake from Cerberus quickly.

Xstasy is still a little stunned, but he slides down behind Cerberus and rolls him up into a school boy
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and just in time the Undisputed Champion forces his shoulder up and out of the pin! Xstasy and Cerberus both lie on the floor for a little while, recovering, but it is Xstasy who is first to get up. He notices that Cerberus is holding his shoulder in pain and begins to stomp away at it, making Cerberus roll around to try and avoid getting hit. Xstasy then grabs Cerberus by the arm to keep him still and delivers an elbow drop right across his injured shoulder! The Inferno grimaces with the pain while Xstasy stands up to connect with a leg drop across the shoulder as well! Having to endure the pain, Cerberus pulls away from Xstasy before he can hit a third move and starts to stand up, clearly suffering from his shoulder injury. Xstasy continues to work away at it with precise kicks as the three hundred and eighty nine pound man gets up to try and fight him off...

Cerberus fights off the lightning quick assault of Xstasy for a second until he finally gets up to his feet, he covers his head with his forearms to block the punches and kicks and Xstasy takes Cerb by the wrist. He whips Cerberus across the ring but Cerberus uses his weight to reverse, sending Xstasy to the ropes. Xstasy rebounds from the ropes and comes exploding from them with a flying forearm smash to Cerberus' face. Cerberus falls down onto his back and Xstasy gets right back up to his feet, Cerberus begins to climb groggily to his feet and Xstasy runs to the parallel rope. He springboards from the middle rope and flies over the top of Cerberus, he grabs Cerberus' neck in mid air and then floats over with an Over Castle Flipping Neckbreaker!! Cerberus holds his neck on the mat and Xstasy darts over into the cover. 1............2............Kick out!!

JR: Ooooh!! That was close right there!

King: Cerberus needs to gain full control of this match again, like he had earlier.

Xstasy does not waste time as he starts to lay boots to the back of Cerbs' head, he drags Cerberus up to his feet and then punches him in the gut. Xstasy reaches around Cerberus' back and holds Cerb, he attempts a Gutwrench suplex but Cerb is too heavy and too uncooperative for him to nail it, so Xstasy settles for a Gutwrench Facebuster instead and Cerbs head is ploughed into the mat. Instead of covering Xstasy climbs the top turnbuckle and waits for Cerberus to get to his feet, this takes some time but eventually he does so. Xstasy leaps from the top rope and attempts a Flying Hurricanrana! Cerb grabs him at the last second and clasps his hands together, he then slams Xstasy down to the mat with an enormous sit out Powerbomb!! The back of Xstasy head hits the mat hard and Cerb sits it unto a cover!

JR: Is this the move that will turn the tides for this match?!

The referee makes the count on the sitout powerbomb
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and barely in time, Xstasy throws his shoulder up to break the pin! Cerberus gives the referee a glare for not counting the three quicker, then proceeds to pick up Xstasy and set him up in a powerbomb position again. Cerberus flips him up into the air, endures a couple of desperate right hands by Xstasy and...

...CRASHES HIS HEAD AND SPINE INTO THE MAT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER BRUTAL SITOUT POWERBOMB!

Cerberus makes the cover for a second time
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but yet again Xstasy gets his shoulder up!

JR: How does he do it? Xstasy is somehow taking all this punishment and still surviving!

King: Can he keep it up though? Another one of those powerbombs may just finish him.

The Inferno is already beginning to set up Xstasy for a third powerbomb, Xstasy struggling to work out just where he is. Cerberus flips him up for the third time, and Xstasy tries for a hurricanrana but gets caught by Cerberus, who sets him back up in the powerbomb position! Xstasy again tries to hurricanrana his way out of it, but Cerberus is having none of it and blocks a second time, again putting Xstasy back up in the powerbomb position. The Undisputed Champion starts to drop down to hit the powerbomb, but just in time Xstasy pushes himself backwards and uses Cerberus' shoulders to backflip out of the move, landing on his feet! Cerberus takes a moment to work out what has happened, and charges at Xstasy...

...WHO WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT THROWS HIS FOOT UP INTO A SUPERKICK WHICH SOUNDS WITH A RESOUNDING CRACK ON CERBERUS' JAW!

JR: MY GOD! WHAT A KICK! EVERYONE IN THE ARENA HEARD THAT!

King: Xstasy has to get the cover! Get up X!

Cerberus and Xstasy both lie flat out on the mat, Cerberus stunned from Xstasy's superkick and Xstasy still trying to recover from two huge powerbombs. The referee begins his ten count because both men are down
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4......Xstasy begins to stir, moving around on the mat slowly.

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6......Xstasy uses the ropes to get to his knee's.

Xstasy gets up to his feet with the aid of the top rope, Cerberus also gets up to his feet a few seconds later, Xstasy looks over and begins to charge over to him, Xstasy jumps through the air and takes Cerberus out with a dropkick down low to Cerberus' knee. Cerb drops down to his opposite knee and Xstasy clubs him on the back with both hands and then runs to the ropes, he runs back just as Cerberus is up to his feet again, hunched over as he gets up. Xstasy jumps into the air and up over Cerbs' rising body, he places his leg over the back of Cerberus' neck and lands Cerberus face first into a FAME ASSER!! Cerberus rolls around on the mat holding his face and Xstasy jumps quickly into a cover. 1............2............Kick out!

JR: Xstasy gains yet another near fall.

King: He's putting on a fine showing against the Undisputed Champion.

Xstasy grabs Cerberus and drags him slowly to a standing position, Xstasy kicks Cerberus in the gut and places his leg across the back of Cerbs' neck, he holds Cerbs' near arm out and has Cerberus set up perfectly for the Overdrive. Before Xstasy can spin Cerberus down into the move Cerberus gets to his feet fully and holds Xstasy's leg behind his neck in a Standing Stretch Muffler! Cerberus walks around the ring with Xstasy's leg over his neck and Xstasy dangling dangerously at about waist height. Xstasy uses his leg strength to pull himself up to Cerberus' shoulder, he puts his arms under Cerberus' chin and then yanks back as hard as he can! Cerberus falls back and Xstasy holds his grip under Cerbs chin, X lands on his ass with Cerbs upper body between his les in a modified falling X-O-Matic!!! Xstasy sprawls back onto the mat and Cerberus lays lifeless for a moment, Xstasy manages to drape an arm across the upper body of Cerberus! The ref slides down. 1...............2...............

...and Cerberus kicks out yet again at the last possible moment, leaving Xstasy wondering what he has to do to beat the monster.

JR: How is this match still going King? One of these men should have won by now.

King: I don't know JR. Maybe they just need to hit one of their finishing moves to put the other away completely.

Xstasy gets to his feet and starts telling Cerberus to get up, putting up a fighting stance as he does so. The Undisputed Champion raises his head and looks with fury at Xstasy, then gets onto one knee to push himself up to a standing position. Straight away, Xstasy cracks him with a right hand knocking him back a little, then a left and then another right. Determined to respond, Cerberus immediately swings his arm and smacks Xstasy with a big punch to his jaw, swinging him around! The Inferno thinks he has gained time for a break, but the adrenaline is rushing through Xstasy's system and he comes straight back with another right, left, right combo that catches Cerberus by surprise. Cerberus promptly comes back with a left cross uppercut that catches Xstasy painfully on the chin and drops him onto one knee. In a rage, Xstasy gets back to both feet and starts blitzing away at Cerberus! Cerberus tries to catch Xstasy with a third punch but Xstasy ducks it and then hits a roundhouse kick into Cerberus' chest!

JR: Xstasy is still using his speed well! I'm surprised he has any left after the marathon he's already been through.

Cerberus desperately tries to punch Xstasy again, but Xstasy ducks once more and grabs him around the head with his right arm...

...THEN SOMERSAULTS BACKWARDS OVER CERBERUS' SHOULDER TO DELIVER AN AMAZING REVERSE DDT!

King: ECSTATIC! ECSTATIC! What a move! Can Xstasy get him now?

Xstasy sits up and looks down at Cerberus, then up at the top rope. He gets to his feet and walks towards the turnbuckle as the fans begin to cheer and scream...

Xstasy slaps the top turnbuckle and then jumps up to the top rope, he balances himself on the top rope then throws his arms out to the side. The crowd cheer uncontrollably and Xstasy launches himself high into the air, he flips back and flies through the air into his patented SHOOTING STAR LEG DROP!! BUT JUST AT THE LAST SECOND CERBERUS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND XSTASY SLAMS INTO THE MAT WITH HIS LEGS AND ASS!! Xstasy rolls around on the mat holding his leg and Cerberus lays on the mat face down.

JR: Xstasy looking for his patented Adrenaline Rush but nobody is home!!

King: And it looks to me like he's injured his leg here too.

Both men lay on the mat and the referee begins to utilize the 10 count.

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6......Cerberus gets up to one knee, hunched over slightly to get himself together.

7......Cerberus gets up to his feet and looks down menacingly at Xstasy. Cerberus walks over to Xstasy and drags him up to his feet, he grabs Xstasy by the leg and hauls him high into the by the shin. He pauses for a second and then drops Xstasy's leg onto Cerbs' raised knee, demolishing Xstasy's leg with an enormous shin breaker! Xstasy rolls on his back holding his leg again and Cerberus gets himself a cheap laugh at the expense of Xstasy. Cerberus then gets an idea and pulls Xstasy up to his feet, he drags him over to the turnbuckle and then places him in a one legged tree of woe on the turnbuckle. Cerberus cracks his neck as he walks backwards. He then charges at the turnbuckle and smashes Xstasy's injured leg with a shoulder thrust to the singular knee in the tree of woe!! Xstasy screams out in pain but can do nothing to stop Cerberus lining up a second thrust...

JR: Xstasy is totally at the mercy of this beast now.

King: His chances of walking away from this match are getting slimmer.

Cerberus pulls back and then delivers another huge thrust to Xstasy's knee, prompting another cry of pain from the Impact Champion. Xstasy is still dangling hopelessly from the turnbuckle, unable to defend himself against this brutal assault on his knee. Cerberus now takes hold of one of the ropes and pushes his boot right onto Xstasy's knee, crushing it up against the turnbuckle with all his power! The referee is forced to utilise his five count for an illegal move, and only at the very end of the count does Cerberus release the pressure, even more damage having been done to Xstasy's knee. The high-flyer finally falls off the turnbuckle, landing face down on the mat and holding his knee gingerly off the canvas so as not to aggravate it. With a blatant disregard for Xstasy's potential future career, Cerberus grabs Xstasy by his injured leg, drags him into the centre of the ring...

...AND THEN LIFTS HIM HIGH IN THE AIR TO SLAM HIS KNEE INTO THE MAT WITH A BONE-SHATTERING IMPACT!

JR: DAMMIT NO! STOP THIS! Cerberus is just demolishing Xstasy now! This could seriously affect Xstasy's career aspirations if it continues much longer.

King: But what can Xstasy do? He's effectively a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest, and he's definitely getting his ass kicked right now.

The monstrous Cerberus is clearly enjoying this assault upon Xstasy, who has been irritating him throughout the match. Stretching Xstasy's leg out as far as it will go, Cerberus lines up carefully...AND THEN THROWS ALL HIS WEIGHT INTO A MASSIVE ELBOW ACROSS THE BACK OF XSTASY'S KNEE! There is yet another cry of pain from the Impact Champion and most of the crowd wince at the sound of Cerberus' elbow hitting Xstasy's knee. With Xstasy still face down on the mat, the Undisputed Champion places his boot firmly across Xstasy's knee, then grabs him by the foot and pulls back as hard as he can, placing all the pressure on the injured joint! With a huge man standing on his leg, a vicious submission hold applied and the ropes several feet away, Xstasy seems to have nowhere to go...

Xstasy struggles to escape from the submission hold but Cerberus doesn't move, instead he just applies yet more pressure to the knee of Xstasy. Xstasy screams in pain as Cerberus torques his knee beyond any comfort zone. Xstasy reaches out towards the ropes but they seem a mile away, he tries to claw his way across the ring but Cerberus simply holds the move in place and his weight does the rest for him. With seemingly no way to the ropes Xstasy puts his hands into his hair and grinds his teeth. Cerberus smiles for a second before falling down onto his back, raising Xstasy's leg high in the air applying the pressure with more elevation and power than before!! Xstasy screams more and punches the at the mat in frustration, now that Cerberus has fallen onto his back it gives Xstasy a little more ability to drag himself across the ring. Xstasy uses his forearms to pull himself a few inches closer to the ropes but the Cerberus shakes his head and raises Xstasy's legs higher into the air!

JR: I don't see how Xstasy has much chance of reaching the ropes, he's going to have to think of another way to escape the hold.

King: He could tap out.. I'm sure Cerberus would release then.

Xstasy reaches out for the ropes again but realises he's nowhere near top grabbing them and stops even attempting to get to them, instead he thinks of another plan. Xstasy adjusts his body position as much as Cerberus will allow and then uses his free leg to press against the fingers of Cerberus. Xstasy pushes his leg until Cerberus' fingers are at the point of breaking and Cerberus is forced into releasing the hold. Cerb rolls away and gets to his feet holding his fingers after the innovative escape by Xstasy. Cerb stomps once on Xstasy's bad knee and then runs to the ropes as Xstasy tentatively gets up to his feet. Cerberus runs behind Xstasy from the ropes and hits him with a shoulder block to the back of the injured leg the second he's vertical! Cerberus brushes himself off and then drags Xstasy over to the ropes by his injured leg, Cerb places Xstasy's leg onto the bottom rope and then places his weight onto the leg with his foot. He then jumps off of the leg high into the air and falls back down sitting on Xstasy's bad leg as he lands!!

JR: That is almost 400 pounds landing on an already injured leg!

King: Well its safe to say that that wont help Xstasy's leg any...

Cerberus drags Xstasy back into the centre of the ring and pins him by hooking the injured leg. The referee counts. 1...............2...............Shoulder up! Cerberus is frustrated for a second but then forgets about it and locks Xstasy into a single leg Boston Crab...

Cerberus is basically sitting on Xstasy's back while pulling back his injured leg as far as it will go, and he is feeling delighted with how the match is going now. The high-flyer has been grounded, and the Inferno is sure there is no way he will be able to execute any of his top-rope moves even if he does manage to get out of this, which is looking not too likely. Xstasy is grimacing with pain while the sadistic Undisputed Champion is still pulling back on his leg with a fury that is almost tearing the knee joint completely. The referee bends down to Xstasy and asks him if he wants to give up, but Xstasy shakes his head and continues to try to fight the pain. The Impact Champion slowly starts to pull himself across the ring, but makes hardly any progress with the huge Cerberus still having a tight grip on his leg.

JR: This is hopeless! You're right King, Xstasy should just tap out.

King: I know I would...actually I would have tapped about half an hour ago when he had that bearhug on but that's not the point.

Xstasy is refusing to give up still, and with a great deal of effort drags both himself and Cerberus a few more inches across the ring towards the ropes. Cerberus does not seem too bothered by this, seemingly willing to let Xstasy use up his energy while putting even more strain on his own knee. Desperately, Xstasy reaches out for the ropes with one hand but there is no chance of him reaching them and he knows it. Cerberus stands up to get even more elevation on the Boston Crab, and as Xstasy yells with pain he suddenly has an idea. He pushes himself away from the ropes and through Cerberus' open legs, then trips the Undisputed Champion right into a roll-up
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but Cerberus blasts out of the pin attempt with a roar and gets back to his feet, while Xstasy is struggling to even make it onto one leg!

JR: Xstasy has escaped from the hold, but he can't escape from this match and now there will be even more trouble for him, I'm sure.

King: Cerberus isn't quick, but he's fast enough to catch a man who can't walk!

Cerberus saves Xstasy the trouble of trying to get up by stomping him several times on his injured knee, then he drags him towards one of the turnbuckles. Hooking Xstasy's foot across the bottom rope, Cerberus leaves Xstasy's injured knee stretched out and exposed while he climbs onto the second rope of the turnbuckle and prepares to finish off the Impact Champion...

Cerberus climbs the second rope and stands with an intense look in his eyes, he screams and then leaps high into the air and plummets down towards X's leg resting on the bottom rope. But as he does so, at the very last second Xstasy moves his leg and rolls out of the way. Cerberus crashes down to the mat and hits his ass on the canvas! Cerb lies on the mat holding his ass and Xstasy lays face down looking a lot worse.

JR: Luckily Xstasy was able to avoid that blow.

King: But still JR.. I don't think he can even stand on that leg.

Xstasy gets up to his one good foot using the ropes and limps across the ring, he reaches Cerberus and bends over to pick him up but Cerb simply kicks Xstasy's only good leg and Xstasy falls over. Cerb gets up slowly and grabs Xstasy by the skull with one hand, he punches Xstasy in the head once and then sets Xstasy up for his patented Muscle Buster for the second time in the match. He pulls X up onto his shoulders and then parades around the ring with Xstasy on his shoulders. He shakes Xstasy around in the uncomfortable position and then jumps high into the air, sitting down with Xstasy in the uncanny position on his shoulders! Xstasy's back and groin are folded into a mind boggling position and Cerberus smiles when he sees Xstasy writhing in pain on the mat! Cerberus drops over into a pin cover on Xstasy. 1...............2...............Shoulder up!! What must Cerberus do to put Xstasy away?!

JR: Xstasy resilience is amazing!

King: Where he finds the strength to kick out from I do not know.

Cerberus jumps up to his feet and questions the referee's count, he backs the referee into the corner of the ring and shouts in his face as the ref shakes his head and constantly reiterates that it was only a 2 count. Cerberus becomes frustrated and then a sick smile begins to spread slowly across his face, he nods his head as if he's come up with some amazing new tactic and then he walks backwards towards Xstasy.. who rolls Cerberus up into a school boy and pulls the tights! 1...2...Kick out!

JR: Oooohhh.. so close!

King: He had Cerberus' belt there! Cheat!

Cerberus bounds up to his feet looking down at Xstasy with scorn...

Cerberus grabs Xstasy by the hair and pulls him up, then grabs him by the jaw and stares into his eyes with hatred, before spitting right in his face! The Inferno then rifles his left hand into Xstasy's stomach, doubling up the Impact Champion. Cerberus is still holding Xstasy by the head as he spins him around and throws him into the turnbuckle, then goes for a big right hand but misses as Xstasy ducks! Xstasy quickly moves away and turns to face Cerberus, who is already running in for his big boot...

...BUT XSTASY DUCKS AGAIN AND CERBERUS GIVES THE REFEREE AN ALMIGHTY CRACK IN THE FACE WITH HIS SIZE FOURTEEN BOOT!

JR: MY GOD! The poor referee! Cerberus just levelled him with his massive running boot!

King: That wasn't intentional was it? Even if it wasn't, it's still gonna leave the ref down for a while!

Xstasy is still looking at the referee with shock when Cerberus scoops him up and places him on the top rope, whacking him with another huge right hand before he climbs onto the turnbuckle himself. The fans start to get to their feet to see what Cerberus is about to do, as he lifts Xstasy up while standing on the turnbuckle....

...AND TURNS XSTASY UPSIDE DOWN INTO THE TOMBSTONE BEARHUG WHILE STILL STANDING ON THE TURNBUCKLE!

JR: OH NO! NO! THIS IS INSANE! HE'S GONNA KILL XSTASY!

Cerberus begins using his huge arms to crush the air out of Xstasy's lungs, and Xstasy grabs the ropes but there is no referee to break the illegal move, and so Xstasy is slowly suffocating as Cerberus squeezes the air out of his lungs! The fans are booing Cerberus heavily, but the Inferno pays no heed to them, gradually letting all the blood rush to Xstasy's head and squeezing Xstasy's lungs tight. The Impact Champion's grip on the ropes loosens and then he lets go completely, his arms hanging down limp and his body turning lifeless. Seemingly satisfied with the bearhug part of the move, Cerberus releases the hold and then makes a thumbs down motion with both hands, prompting a cacophony of screams from the crowd!

King: NOT THE TOMBSTONE! XSTASY IS ALREADY UNCONSCIOUS!

A sadistic grin on his face, Cerberus locks both his hands behind Xstasy's back...

...LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND DRILLS XSTASY HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT WITH THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! XSTASY'S SKULL BOUNCES OFF THE MAT LIKE A CORK OUT OF A BOTTLE AND THEN HIS BROKEN BODY FALLS TO THE MAT, UNMOVING!

JR: JESUS CHRIST! CALL THE EMT'S! THAT IS BRUTAL!

Cerberus crosses Xstasy's arms across his chest in a pin, but then looks across and sees that the referee is still out cold after the Big Boot...

Cerberus lets go of the pin and walks over to the referee. He bends down and starts to shake the referee about to see if he can bring him to life. With no sign of the referee actually waking any time soon Cerberus walks around the ring frustrated, he sighs and then grabs the referee by the back of his shirt and carries him across the ring to where Xstasy is still laying lifeless. Cerberus slaps the referee's face and then drops him right beside Xstasy, Cerberus shouts in the ref's ear and the ref finally begins to move slowly. Cerberus, satisfied with the refs consciousness gets on his knee's and hooks Xstasy's leg in the pin. The referee shakes away the double vision and then begins to count ever so slowly with his grogginess.

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JR: NO! XSTASY HAS NO CHANCE OF KICKING OUT!!

...............Xstasy grabs the bottom rope!! ROPE BREAK!!

JR: DEAR GOD!! HOW DID XSTASY MANAGE TO WAKE?!

King: That is amazing!!

Seeing that Xstasy has kicked out the referee slumps back down and holds his face, Cerberus cannot believe that he still hasn't won this match and sits up holding his face in disbelief. He slaps himself in the face to make sure he actually saw what he thought he saw and then almost punches a hole in the mat out of frustration. He gets to his feet and walks over to Xstasy who still hasn't moved anywhere, in fact, he's looking a bit unconscious again at the moment. Cerberus runs his hand across his throat in a cut throat motion and the crowds boo's reach a peak. He picks up Xstasy's lifeless body and places him on the top rope again, he also climbs the ropes as he looks to end this match with a repeat of the move he just did!

JR: Oh dear, another move like that could seriously cave in Xstasy's skull!

King: I think Cerberus wants that...

Cerberus grabs Xstasy in the upside down bearhug and is already satisfied with the fact that Xstasy has no life in him. He feels no need to squeeze the little oxygen that is left out of Xstasy's lungs. Instead he cuts right to the chase and gives Xstasy the thumbs down to the non-delight of the fans.

JR: Not like this...

Cerberus is about to launch himself from the top rope when Xstasy comes to life! Xstasy locks his legs around the neck of Cerberus and then begins to struggle free of the tombstone position. Xstasy pulls with all his weight backwards and then launches backwards with Cerberus' head between his legs. XSTASY FLIES BACK AND LANDS CERBERUS WITH A MODIED INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER FROM THE TOP ROPE! CERBERUS' HEAD SLAMS INTO THE MAT FROM THE TOP ROPE AND BOTH MEN LIE ON THE CANVAS WITH NO SIGN OF LIFE!

JR: WHAT IMPACT!! BOTH MEN ARE LIFELESS!!

Cerberus and Xstasy are both sprawled out on the mat as the crowd begin 'Holy shit!' chants. The referee is still a little stunned after the boot to his face, but he notices that both men are down, checks them, and then begins his ten count
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...AND DELIVERS A BRUTAL SNAP SPIKE DDT TO THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!

JR: WOW! RIGHT ON CERB'S HEAD! THAT'S TWICE IN A ROW!

Xstasy hooks the leg and the referee makes the fairly slow count
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and there is an outburst of surprise from the crowd as the Undisputed Champion gets his shoulder up!

King: ANOTHER KICKOUT? How long can they keep going?

Xstasy gives the referee a glare for being slow and then gets to his feet, still suffering on his injured leg after the repeated assaults on it by Cerberus. He manages to pull the large body of Cerberus up, the Inferno still not really knowing where he is after being dropped on his head twice. Xstasy begins to try and set Cerberus up for the Natural High, but his leg is clearly affecting him as he is unable to put much pressure on it. Before he can make another effort to lift Cerberus, the Undisputed Champion shoves him backwards towards the corner...

...WHERE XSTASY CRUSHES THE OBLIVIOUS REFEREE RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!

JR: OH NO! Not again! The referee was still groggy and he didn't get out of the way of Xstasy!

With the referee down a second time, Cerberus and Xstasy stare at each other, each waiting for the other to make a move...

Xstasy and Cerberus circle each other for a second; they stare each other in the eye and raise their arms to tie up. So late in the match the men reach a stand off in the centre of the ring and the crowd cheer uncontrollably. Both men stand down for a second and soak in the applause before Cerberus charges at Xstasy with all of his remaining strength and raises his boot high and kicks Xstasy in the face with a huge running Big Boot! Xstasy crashes down to the mat onto his back and Cerberus walks over to him and drags him back up onto his feet, Cerberus punches Xstasy in the face and whips whim to the ropes, he attempts a clothesline as Xstasy returns but Xstasy ducks under it at lightning speed and continues in a dash to the opposite rope. Xstasy jumps up and springboards back from the second rope, he turns in mid air and lands on the shoulders of Cerberus looking for a Hurricanrana. Xstasy tries to flip back into the move but Cerberus locks his hands around the waist of Xstasy and pulls him right back up onto his shoulders. Cerberus grabs Xstasy by the back of his trousers and raises him high above his head, he holds Xstasy in this position for s few seconds and then with a look of extreme satisfaction slams Xstasy down to the mat with a hellacious Eternal Damnation!!

JR: OH MY GOD!! ETERNAL DAMNATION TO XSTASY!!! ETERNAL DAMNATION TO XSTASY!!!

King: Well that really must have hurt, I can see the end of this match coming very soon, possibly in about 3 seconds...

Cerberus drops down immediately into the cover, hooking Xstasy's leg, he nods his head with what would ordinarily be a 3 count but then he realises that the referee is still down. So for the second time in the match he tries to wake him, Cerb shouts in the refs face to grab his attention, then slaps him a bit to try and revive him. The referee slowly comes to life in Cerberus' hands and Cerb scurries across the ring, he dives on top of Xstasy again and makes the cover as the ref slowly crawls across the ring. The referee shakes his head as he brings down his hand for the first time.

JR: All that's left to do is for the referee to count the inevitable 3.

1............................................. he shakes his head again to get the cobwebs out and then drops his hand down again...

2............................................. the ref puts his hand on his head to straighten his vision before raising his hand to drop it to the mat for the third time...

............... NO!! XSTASY GETS A SHOULDER UP!! CERBERUS CANNOT BELIEVE HIS EYES!!!

JR: OH DEAR GOD!!! NOTHING CAN HOLD XSTASY DOWN!!

King: He seems to be able to take everything Cerberus throws at him!

Xstasy rolls over onto his stomach and lies there face down on the mat as Cerberus ponders what to do to actually put Xstasy away...

The fans are cheering and chanting Xstasy's name after the seemingly impossible kickout, and Cerberus pounds the mat a couple of times in frustration. Xstasy is just lying on the mat staring up at the roof of the arena while Cerberus is still deciding what to do. Eventually the Undisputed Champion stands up and slowly reaches down and grabs Xstasy by the throat, lifting him up onto his feet with incredible strength. Cerberus places his other hand on Xstasy's stomach and then lifts him high into the air above his head, ready for the Infernus Chokeslam!

JR: Here comes the Infernus Chokeslam! This one is going to be over for sure now!

Cerberus begins to throw Xstasy up and over with the move...

...BUT XSTASY MANAGES TO GET BOTH OF HIS LEGS AROUND CERBERUS' HEAD AND TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A MODIFIED HURRICANRANA INTO A PIN
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King: That was too close! If only the referee wasn't so groggy!

The referee is still trying to clear his head and he leaves the ring to go over to the announce tables. He collects a bottle of water and leans up against the table, trying to make his eyes focus. In the ring, Cerberus and Xstasy have both got up to their feet and Cerberus looks to level Xstasy with a right hand...

...BUT OUT OF NOWHERE XSTASY DUCKS, LIFTS CERBERUS UP UNDERNEATH THE ARMS AND THEN CRASHES HIM INTO THE MAT WITH THE NATURAL HIGH!

JR: NATURAL HIGH! NATURAL HIGH! WHERE'S THE REF?

Xstasy falls across Cerberus for the cover but the referee doesn't notice straight away. It is only through the furious gestures of JR and King that he turns around several seconds later and notices the pin! The referee totters up to the ring, climbs in and positions himself by Cerberus' shoulders for the count
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THRE...KICKOUT! Xstasy's mouth is wide open in shock as Cerberus throws one shoulder up with a fraction of a second to spare and keeps himself in this match!

JR: DEAR LORD! I can't take this much longer! Somebody has to win this match soon!

Xstasy is sitting up shaking his head in disbelief at Cerberus kicking out of the Natural High, and the ring is still trembling from the impact of Cerberus' three hundred and eighty nine pound body being slammed into the mat. The fans wait eagerly to see what Xstasy will do next...

Xstasy gets up to his feet and falls back into the turnbuckle with his arms sprawled out to the sides, he wipes the sweat from his forehead and then sighs. He drops his arms back down to his sides and then walks over towards Cerberus. Xstasy shoots a scornful look at the referee for such a slow count and then grabs Cerb by the neck and picks him up. He takes Cerb by the wrist and whips him against the ropes, he then jumps up in the air for a double footed Dropkick, but Cerberus holds the ropes and Xstasy slams down to the mat on his neck! Cerberus walks over to Xstasy and bends over to help him up and Xstasy knips up in the style of Shawn Michaels and lands with his feet on Cerberus' shoulders, he pulls back with all his abdominal strength and launches Cerberus forward with a modified Headscissors!

JR: This is the type of move we've come to expect of Xstasy!

King: But so late in the match?

Xstasy gets back up to his feet a little quicker than Cerberus does and springs over to the ropes, he jumps onto the second rope and springboards back with a Moonsault!. He flies through the air over Cerberus' shoulder, looking for his Springboard Moonsault Reverse DDT. But as he flies through the air Cerberus catches him onto his shoulder and then slams him down to the mat in a Powerslam! Xstasy holds his back and then lies on his back facing the sky. Cerberus smiles and then looks up at the top turnbuckle. He walks over and starts to climb up to the top rope.

JR: Looks to me like the big man is going to fly!

King: This could certainly end the match.

Cerberus takes the long route to the top rope, he climbs through the ropes and onto the apron and then starts to climb the outside of the turnbuckle. He reaches the top turnbuckle and then balances himself by putting his arms out to the side. But as he does so Xstasy pushes the referee into the ropes and Cerberus crotches himself on the turnbuckle! At this Xstasy jumps to his feet and sprints towards the turnbuckle where Cerb is at, he runs up the turnbuckle and when he reaches the top he places Cerberus into a front face lock AND FALLS BACK FROM THE TOP ROPE PULLING CERBERUS DOWN INTO A DDT FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! Cerberus' head collides with the canvas with an almighty thud and he slumps down to the mat with no signs of life. Xstasy rolls him over into the cover. 1..............................2..............................

JR: THREE! NO WAIT HE KICKED OUT! THE REFEREE SAYS IT WAS ONLY A TWO!

King: Are you ok JR? I think we'll need the EMTs for you if this match goes on much longer.

Xstasy is furious at the referee, but the referee is adamant that Cerberus kicked out just before his hand hit the mat for the three. The Impact Champion is still limping, but there is a degree of raw determination in his expression as he gets back to his feet and contemplates what to do next. He has used both the Natural High and the Adrenaline Rush, and one way or another Cerberus has managed to stay in this match. A smile starts to spread across his face, and Xstasy moves into the corner, grabbing the rope with his right hand while he starts to stamp the mat with his foot!

JR: Is Xstasy tuning up the band? He is! Xstasy is setting up for the Sweet Chin Music! His Shawn Michaels influence is showing now!

The fans are on their feet and clapping along as Xstasy tunes up the band for the legendary Sweet Chin Music. Cerberus is very slowly staggering to his feet, his back to Xstasy as he rises. Finally Cerberus is up, and he turns around towards Xstasy as the champion runs in...

...but Cerberus catches his leg just before it hits him in the jaw, spins him around and kicks him in the midsection...

...AND TO THE ASTONISHMENT OF EVERYONE IN THE ARENA, DELIVERS THE STONE COLD STUNNER TO XSTASY! XSTASY DOES A COMPLETE 360 ROLL BACKWARDS AND THEN TURNS OVER ONTO HIS FRONT, SPRAWLED OUT ON THE MAT!

JR: STUNNER! STUNNER! STUNNER! CERBERUS USED THE STUNNER!

Cerberus scrambles across the mat as quickly as he can and then turns Xstasy over, hooking his leg for the pinfall
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King: MY GOD! MY GOD HOW CLOSE WAS THAT? I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

The fans are going wild for Xstasy as Cerberus looks up at the referee and starts yelling at him to count the three properly. Shaking his head in despair at the referee's count, Cerberus stands up and grabs Xstasy by the head, pulling him into the centre of the ring. There is then a ripple of laughter throughout the crowd, accompanied by some boos, as Cerberus raises one eyebrow and starts to set up for the People's Elbow!

JR: The People's Elbow? What is Cerberus doing? Is he just trying to humiliate Xstasy?

King: I think he's stuck for what to do JR! Xstasy has kicked out of everything he's thrown at him.

Cerberus completes the initial taunt and then runs onto the ropes on one side of the ring, bouncing off while Xstasy still lies flat out in the centre of the ring...

Cerberus charges back to the centre of the ring and stops besides Xstasy, he kicks one leg out and makes some weird movements with his hands and then crashes down with his elbow... right into the mat! Xstasy rolled sideways out of the way and Cerberus scowls on the mat holding his elbow.

JR: HE MISSED! IT'S ALL GONE WRONG!

King: Looks like Cerberus was the one who's humiliated in the end.

Both men lie face down on the mat and the referee begins to implement his 10 count...

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2...... Cerberus rolls over to the ropes holding the elbow that he just smashed into the canvas.

3...... Xstasy lies on his back with his arms by his side.

4...... Cerberus uses the ropes to get to one knee.

5...... Xstasy still lies looking up at the rafters.

6...... Cerberus is now on 2 knee's holding the second rope.

7...... XSTASY FLIPS UP TO HIS FEET! Cerberus doesn't see it as he's busy attending to his elbow!

JR: OH MY GOD!! WHERE'S HE GOT THAT ENERGY FROM?!

King: He always seems to have something in the tank.

Xstasy walks over to the turnbuckle and holds the top rope, he slaps his knee again and starts to stamp on the floor, each time he brings down his foot the crowd clap along. Cerberus wonders why the hell the crowd are so rowdy and gets to his feet, he turns to where Xstasy is ONLY TO BE MET WITH SOME SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO HIS FACE!! CERBERUS CRASHES TO THE FLOOR AS A PIECE OF GUM THAT SLIGHTLY RESEMBLES A TOOTH FLIES FROM HIS MOUTH AND LANDS SOMEWHERE IN THE CROWD!

JR: SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! PIN HIM X!!

Xstasy falls in a heap on top of Cerberus and the referee counts the pin. 1..............................2..............................Shoulder Up!

JR: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! CERBERUS GOT HIS SHOULDER UP AGAIN!! WILL THIS MATCH NEVER END?!?!

King: This is certainly one of the longest matches I've ever seen.. in fact, we're approaching 55 minutes now.

JR: And still these 2 men find the will to kick out of move after move!

Xstasy sits up and pulls his hair in frustration once again, if he carries on like this he'll be bald. Somehow he needs to think of a way to finish off Cerberus...

Cerberus is flat out after the huge impact with his jaw on the Sweet Chin Music, and Xstasy gets to his feet as he thinks of a move to do. The fans cheering him on, Xstasy slowly makes his way up the top rope with his injured leg giving him trouble, until he is standing on the top rope looking down at Cerberus.

JR: Not the Adrenaline Rush? There's no way he can make it with that leg!

Xstasy gets ready to jump...

...AND LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE TO PLANT AN ELBOW INTO CERBERUS' STERNUM SHAWN MICHAELS STYLE! XSTASY REMAINS LYING ACROSS CERBERUS FOR THE PIN
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King: WHAT? I can't call this match much longer...I'm losing my voice!

Xstasy shakes his arm a little to relieve some pain from the elbow drop, then begins to pick up Cerberus, who surprises Xstasy with a burst of energy and shoves him hard backwards into the corner! Xstasy bounces out and falls to the match face first, while Cerberus goes to the other corner and crouches, beckoning Xstasy to get up. The Impact Champion doesn't take long to get back up to his feet, but as soon as he rises...

...HE GETS SPEARED BY ALL THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY NINE POUNDS OF CERBERUS, CRUSHING HIS BACK AND SKULL INTO THE MAT!

Cerberus leaps to his feet and lets out a roar at the crowd, dragging his thumb across his throat in a cut-throat motion as he does so!

JR: Is Cerberus...doing a Goldberg?

King: No, he got the Spear right.

Cerberus walks over to Xstasy and grabs him in a front facelock, taking him by one arm. He holds him in this position while glaring at the crowd, then hoists Xstasy up in the air in a suplex position!

JR: Oh no! He is going to do a Goldberg!

Cerberus spins around several times while holding Xstasy up in the suplex position...

...THEN BRUTALLY BRINGS HIM DOWN HARD INTO THE MAT WITH THE JACKHAMMER, SHAKING THE WHOLE RING!

King: Big suplex from Cerberus!

JR: IT'S THE JACKHAMMER!

King: Whoops...MY GOD! THE JACKHAMMER CONNECTS!

Cerberus hooks Xstasy's leg in a strange, Goldberg-like fashion for the pin
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Xstasy kicks out at 2!

JR: Oh dear god, another kick out!

King: This is amazing, each man has had almost 10 near falls each, I'm sure!

Cerberus jumps up to his feet and makes stupid faces at the camera, spitting all over the people in the front row, this draws more boos from the crowd. Cerberus switches out of stupid Goldberg mode and back into his usual mode. He grabs Xstasy by the head and pulls him up, but Xstasy rakes his eyes and Cerberus turns holding his face. Cerberus turns back to face Xstasy and is met by a punch to the face, Cerberus is kind enough to give Xstasy a punch of his own and the 2 men go about exchanging punches in the centre of the ring.

JR: After all of the elabourate moves in this match, who'd have thought it would come down to a slugfest?

King: Me. I did.

JR: You lie!

Cerberus uses his power to get the upper hand slightly and he smashes Xstasy in the face with a hammer-like right hand. Xstasy drops to one knee and holds his face for a second before leaping up and slamming Cerberus with a flurry of lefts and rights. Cerberus seems dazed for a second and Xstasy winds up the hardest punch he can muster, he pulls back his arm and unleashes a right hand on Cerberus... but Cerberus ducks and catches Xstasy into position for a Rock Bottom. He looks around and then pulls Xstasy high into the air .. he pauses in mid air for a second before falling down with Xstasy and slamming him right down into a Rock Bottom!! Cerberus simply lets his arm drape across Xstasy's chest for a cover and the referee counts. 1..............................2..............................Shoulder Up!

JR: He's done it again! I cannot believe it!

King: I have no idea why you expect every single move to end the match

Cerberus and Xstasy both lay on the mat on their backs, looking up at the roof side by side. It seems they've both given everything they have...

Cerberus resolves to have one last try at defeating Xstasy before they are both too exhausted to do anything at all. Standing up, he reaches over and pulls Xstasy up to his feet. He gives him a knee in the stomach to make sure he doesn't try to counter, then grabs him by the throat and begins to lift him up for the Infernus Chokeslam! True to form, Xstasy begins to try and evade it, and manages to get his legs over Cerberus' shoulder to slide out of the move. Before Xstasy can fall all the way to the floor, however, Cerberus catches him and hooks his legs round so that he is set up for a modified Widow's Peak!

King: Cerberus hasn't tried this yet, and it will drop Xstasy right on his injured knee! This might be a shrewd plan from the Undisputed Champion!

A tired Cerberus gets ready to drill Xstasy into the mat with the Widow's Peak...

...but as he is about to do so Xstasy puts his arm up around Cerberus' neck...

...AND THEN CERBERUS DELIVERS THE WIDOW'S PEAK, NOT ONLY CRUNCHING XSTASY'S KNEES RIGHT INTO THE MAT BUT ALLOWING XSTASY TO DELIVER AN ADDED POWER REVERSE NECKBREAKER THAT MAKES CERBERUS RECOIL AND FALL TO THE MAT HOLDING HIS NECK IN AGONY!

JR: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT? DID THEY BOTH GET NAILED?

Cerberus and Xstasy both lie face down on the mat, not moving at all, and the referee gets ready to start another count when...

DING DING DING!

King: Huh? The bell? What's that for?

Howard Finkel: As a result of the 60 minute match limit elapsing, this match has been declared a draw!

JR: Time up! It's time up King! This match has gone for a whole 60 minutes and either man could win!

The fans are on their feet giving a standing ovation for the incredible match while Cerberus and Xstasy are still unmoving in the ring...

Posted on May 14, 2006, 9:49 PM

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Featured Match - Kadic Sadistic vs Viper -w- Fate's Child and Damien Death-April 10, 2003

by Darkside Wrestling Federation

Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is a strap match with special guest referee, Damien Death and special guest commentator, Fate's Child!

Who picked out my wardrobe!!!

Stepping out onto the stage was Damien, wearing instead of his usual ring attair and a pair of Katana from his waist, a Tight black and white striped Ref shirt with the sleeves ripped out and a tight pair of black shorts. With a grin he strode down to the ring and jumped in, looking at Viper he smiled, all the while hiding a glare.

"You arranged this didn't you?"

The lights cut out!

The stage is illuminated in a cold blue light and an icy wind begins to blow throughout the arena...a dense white fog and mist begins to slowly pour and swirl from the entrance...

The fans fell into silence as Viper's music begins to play from the P.A system, the tron begins flashing with clips of Viper taking down opponent after opponent hitting several with the Snakebite!

Beneath, tiny little crystal lights glimmering within the white, the colors were mesmerizing in pinks, light blues, greens, and purple....the fans watched the patterns of colors change, blinking, shimmering when an explosion rocks the arena to it's very foundations!!

Explosion after explosion rip thru the arena in waves as the pyros go off and flames erupt engulfing the entrance and spreading down the rampway like wildfire! The mist gets even thicker, shrouding a figure in a world of nothing but glistening white...Ice green eyes ablaze with an unearthly glow pierce the white opaque cloud with its tiny brilliant colors sparkling yet barely discernible to human eyes...

Viper steps through the white haze wearing a black leather halter with a UM symbol cut out in the center of her top, a pair of tight belted leather pants, leather fingerless biker gloves and black boots...She produces a riding crop and begins slapping her hand with it as the screen changes eerily to red and blood slowly begins trickling from the tips of the snake's fangs..

J.R: "Here we go folks, Viper is out first for her match against Kadic!"

King:(jumping around excited)"She's got a crop! Hey Viper i've been a naughty boy, spank me!"

Strutting down the ramp, Viper winks at King and smacks the crop against her hand before stepping into the ring and smirks at Damien in the Hbk shorts as she walks around the ring while the lights bathe her in blues and purples....

J.R: "There you have it, she did send those shorts over!"

King: "See that's all wrong, Damien should be in pants and Viper should be in tiny shorts"

J.R: "You know as well as I do King, there's always a method to her madness"

When the lights return she leans against the ropes waiting for her opponent, Kadic Sadistic and the special color commentator, Fate's child to appear

Billys always watching (mature)

(AS Viper leans on the ropes waiting for fate, A red spotlight hits the tron, only to see Billy sitting up on top of it, he dangles his feet off as he pulls a mic to his mouth......

Billy: You think I've forgotten about you, you snotty little bitch!

(The crowd boos Billy loudly)

Billy: The shit you pulled on my will very well have reprecusions. The time is coming when your ass is done with, and when that time comes you better beleive that I'll be the one you see in those beady little eyes of yours. Now, I hope you and Kadic beat the living hell out of each other. And let me tell you something else, you pathetic excuse for a wrestler. You wanna jump me from behind, break me in half, and and toss me in a room and throw away the key. Im sure you had a laugh when the tag champs pulled that one off. But you have guts to do something like that to me, not too many people would. But just remember, that around every corner you cross, every door you open, and every match you wrestle in, you could end up on cloud 9.

(With that billy vanishes nowhere to be seen)

Raising the mic...(Very Mature)

Viper just laughed at Billy disappearing and walked around the ring "Billy, I don't know who the fuck you think you are, oh wait I do, you're fucking NOTHING! You stay the hell away from me or my breaking you in half will be NOTHING compared to what I do to you, you fucking pussy! READ MY LIPS! I'm done wasting my time with the likes of you, i've got a real man to face off against! KADIC!"

J.R: "I'm stunned, well this match is off to a volatile beginning"

King:(laughing)"The venom was definitely flowing tonight!"

J.R: "If she wields that strap as sharply as she does her tongue, Kadic is in for alot of hurt"

Here comes the color

Fates Child's music hits as a dense red fog bellowed out and Fates Child stepped out. He ran his hand threw his hair as he looked at Viper and shook his head and then looked at Damien and started cracking up. He walked over and took his seat and looked at JR and King.

JR-"It's a pleasure to have you here Fates Child on this fine night."

King-"Yes it's a big pleasure. Now can we get to the spanking already."

Fates Child looked at King and laughed-"DAMN King calm down. You look like you're going to burst before the match even starts. If I knew you where into the kinky stuff I would have picked you up a mag. Well It's a pleasure to be here to watch one of my friend go at it with Kadic. Oh don't worry I'm not going to rush down there unless I have to. So let's see this match already."

JR-"So what do you think of Billy?"

Fates Child looked at JR weird.-"Who's Billy?"

JR laughed-"You're joking right? He was just on the C-tron before you came out."

Fates Child thought for a second and then his eye "Ohh was it Billy Bob Joe from Kadic's real deal?"

JR threw his hands up.-"No nevermind he's nobody."

Fates Child shrugged as he waited for Kadic to make his appearence.

Look at me!!! Oh damn it Viper we're wearing the same outfit

Kadic music hit and he came running out wearing a black leather halter with a UM symbol cut out in the center of her top, a pair of tight belted leather pants, leather fingerless biker gloves and black boots. His jaw dropped as he saw Viper wearing the same thing! He shook his head and put his hands on his hips as the fans bursted out laughing. This is just what Kadic didn't want to happen. Kadic put his hand out and snapped his fingers and quickly became engulfed with flames and stepped out of the flames in some baggy jeans and a tight blood red shirt that read. "SPANKING TIME"

Kadic ran down the ramp and vaulted off the floor and dived into the ring. Standing up he looked at Viper."I knew you would take my clothing idea! You're so unoriginal. I had to change in a split second. Oh well it's all good. Good times."

"But it looks better on me!"

Viper snickered at the visual of Kadic wearing those tight low slung leather pants that on him left little to the imagination including his religion and that halter that hung limply across his chest "Mine are some pretty big cups to fill Kadic, you should have worn that on your" Damien interrupted as he reached for the strap a ring tech handed to him.."Speaking of one's religion Damien" she began about to mention his tiny shorts when he gave her a look that made her snicker more..

J.R: "Looks like all the waiting is over"

King: "This should prove to be a very intense match, it's pitting two of the most vicious against each other and with Damien as the ref and our guest commentator Fate's Child by our side, this should prove interesting"

Damien called for both opponents to raise their hands as he began to bind their wrists, both Viper and Kadic took on a serious expression as they locked eyes "Time to dance Kadic" she said without emotion....feeling a tug at the secured strap from Damien, the bell rang and in an instant, Viper grabbed the strap and yanked Kadic to her catching him with a sharp knee to the stomach then whipped him into the ropes, as Kadic rebounded he went for a big boot but Viper dodged it and as she came off the ropes hit him with a powerful spear!

Working quickly, she looped the slack of the strap around his throat and tightened it choking him! Getting to her feet, she dragged him to the corner...

J.R: "Oh my god what is she going to do?!"

King: "She could either smash him against that steel post or she could hang him off the apron somehow

J.R: "Fate's that's your brother and your friend in there, any predictions?"

King: "Wait look! We got our answer!"

Viper dove through the second rope in the corner and as she went out turned the corner, slamming Kadic's neck against the post! On the outside Viper pulled harder throwing all her weight into it...

J.R: "My god! That's inhumane!"

King: "J.R. Did you forget whose in this match already??

J.R: "Kadic's a hoss! He can take it! He's a hoss I say!! Buy my bbq sauce and kiss my big fat Oklahoma ass!! GO SOONERS!"

Fate's Child:"What the hell is a hoss?!"

King: "Not again!"

Damien rolled out of the ring with a concerned look on his face and walked over to where Viper and Kadic were but kept going, he continued walking and checked on J.R! Seeing that J.R was okay now, he waved down a beer vendor and got himself a beer before climbing back into the ring!

"Yeah in your dreams!!!"

Kadic and Viper continued to go at it. Kadic delivered a swift knee to Viper's gut making her gasp for air and the hit her in the back of the neck with a quick elbow. She fell to the ground and Kadic grabbed the back of his neck and rubbed it in pain and then grabbed his neck and made the motion like he was throwing himself and hit Viper with a senton flip. Standing up Kadic grabbed her and dragged her over to the steel steps.

JR. "What the hell is that hoss going to do?"

Fates Child looked at JR.-"WHAT THE HELL IS A HOSS. Holy shit that had to hurt!!!"

Kadic had grabbed the strap and wrapped it around Viper's neck and then flipped her onto the steel steps. Kadic quickly got ontop of Viper and placed his knee into the back of Viper's neck and pulled up on the strap choking Viper.

King. "Look at the veiw of her PUPPIES!!!Wooohooo! Puppies!"

JR. "That's sick he has no need to be choking her like that!"

Fates Child looked at JR and nodded.-"Hey it is a strap match it's implied that there'll be choking and King go take a cold shower you're over heating."

Kadic slowly stood and picked Viper up and threw her into the ring right through the second and third ropes. Kadic climbed onto the appron and Viper stood up. Looking at each other Viper's eyes widened as she saw a smile come across Kadic's face as jumped backwards and pulled on the strap at the same time yanking Viper straight into the ropes nearly bending her in half as she came flying through the ropes. With Viper in mid air Kadic caught her and planted her with a fall away slam. Kadic quickly sat on Viper's back and began to play the drums on her ASS!!!

Kadic smiled as he play the tune Baby got back on Viper's butt."You know Viper I just love this song and with an ass in front of me I can really appricate it for what it truely is. It's almost on the verge of being spiritually life altering."

King."Lucky bastard I wanted to beat her as..."

JR slapped King with his hat as Fates Child poured out a slushy out in King's pants.

"Well you looked like a nightmare in a halter!"

Kadic continued spanking Viper but who was struggling to get free but now rushing on andrenaline! "When I get done with you, you'll be singing in soprano!" she hissed as she continued to kick her legs and claw at him...

Damien looked over the ropes and started the count yelling for both opponents to get back in the ring!

Kadic made a face as he came face to face with a closeup of Damien's shorts and went back to spanking Viper for as long as he could

BBBBBBUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP..7!!

Kadic got up pulling Viper up to her feet, but Viper raked his eyes and nailed him with a shot between the legs smashing his little sadistics!!

CCCCRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

J.R: "AHHHHHHHH KADIC IS HOSSLESS!!!"

King: "Those shots always get me right in the..."

Fate's Child:(clutching)"I think we all feel his pain King"

King: "Look at Damien, he actually liked it"

Fate's Child: "Only because it wasn't him this time"

Shaking off the cobwebs, Viper planted Kadic face first with a ddt! She grinned ferally as she began to lay the boots to his ribs till he had rolled over onto his back then drove another into to his sternum driving out his breath "Damn Kadic, tic tac?!" he heard her laugh just as he suddenly rose off the ground and went airborn into the steel steps with a slingshot catapult!

Jumping to her feet, Viper pulled the belt from around her waist and shortened it, keeping her back to Damien..

J.R: "Where's the ref? Where's that hoss Damien?!

King: "There he is, he was getting another beer!"

Meanwhile Viper had maneuvered Kadic's hands & feet and hogtied him! Damien started counting once more between sips of his beer as Viper began furiously whipping Kadic'a ass with the extra belt that she had rolled up in her hand to Damien's count and the smack of the belt

1.......

2....................

3.........................

4...................

5.....................

6.............................

Better then a woman of the night

Kadic laughed as Viper continued to spank him only causing her to whip him harder. Kadic looked up at Viper and smiled."Even though I LOVE this whipping um you might want to stop Damien's count." This brought Viper out of her whipping trance and she quickly rolled into the ring and then back out. Looking down she saw only the red hot buckle to her belt. Kadic was gone! She looked around quickly and still nothing. Kadic shook his head as he lay underneath the appron peering out at Viper. He yelled out."Follow the Strap. Damn Are you sure you aren't a blonde."

Viper walked over to the appron and lifted the skirt up only to get pull straight into the edge of the ring. She fell down and Kadic rolled ontop of her and looked at her with a grin."You know that whole nut shot was really cruel. So I think I'm going to have to answer back with something even CRUELER!" Kadic rolled off of her and threw her into the ring. Kadic grabed her head and slammed it into three different turnbuckles and was on his way to the fourth but instead turned and closelined her. Picking her up he use the strap to bound her hands and made her watch the C-tron."Now when I said cruel I ment sadistically cruel."

The C-tron flashed to life showing Dante strapped with TNT! Viper's eyes grew with rage but then she saw a little remote in Kadics hand and he pressed it and a big explosion sound echoed through the arena and Viper looked down not wanting to see Dante in peices but she had to look and there on the C-tron it showed Dante faced to face with Kadic's demon dog with Kadic's demon dog licking Dante and on Dante's side hung a sign that said. "I'm going to be a daddy not really but wouldn't that be cool"

Viper turned towards Kadic and he already knew he was in for it. He went to run but Viper yanked the strap sending Kadic to the mat...

"Don't quit your day job"

Seething over the images she had just seen, fury blazed in her eyes as she picked Kadic off the mat and hoisted him into the air then dropped him hard on his back!

King: "Now he did it, Viper just picked up Kadic as if he weighed nothing!"

J.R: "My fat Oklahoma ass! She's about to clean house! She's a hoss!! My god, Viper is a hoss!"

A stunned Kadic started to get up when she got him in a reverse arm lock but Kadic muscled out and broke free going for a Crucifix, but Viper countered with authority and dropped him back to slam him against the mat!!

Damien put his beer cup down and barely dodged getting Kadic dropped or swung into him!

Viper went after Kadic as if she was possessed and whipped him into the corner slamming Kadic into the turnbuckle and as Kadic dropped to the mat, followed him in with a baseball slide to the crotch and touching the turnbuckle!

SSSSSSSMMMMMMMAAAAAASHHHHHH!!

J.R: IT'S GOOD! IT'S GOOD!! Just like my sauce!!! BUY IT!"

King:(inches away from J.R.)"Ladies please don't try this at home! Especially my home!"

Kadic was in trouble! Viper grabbed the ropes and began to stomp him into the mat while reading him the riot act and punctuating each word with another stomp

YOU!

DON'T!

MESS!

WITH!

MY!

DOG!

Viper pulled him up by the arm but Kadic fired back by delivering several chops to her chest then picking her up in a military press and slamming her into the mat! Her back arched up in pain and tried to roll over to get back up but Kadic looped the strap around her neck and dragged her towards the next corner and stopped then climbed the ropes and set her up for an off the top rope headbutt

King: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO he'll flatten her! Worse yet, he'll flatten the puppies!"

J.R: "That's one high risk move!"

Just as Kadic reached the top, he blew Viper a kiss but Viper wasn't having it, she yanked the strap and rauched Kadic on the ropes and as he fell over landed in the tree of woe!!!

J.R: "Oh no! He don't want to be there!"

King:(bouncing in his chair) "I can't look"

Fate's Child: "I can't either"

A sadistic grin appeared on Viper's face as she springboarded on the second rope and came down hard with an elbow between the legs!!!

Viper touched the second turnbuckle and taunted Kadic

Damn it! Time for Desert

Kadic's eyes went red as he pulled himself up and fliped off of the tree of woe. Viper looked at his face and she stepped back. His eyes were watery but held with them a furry. He raised his hand and tossed a fireball straight at her sending her flying but then he gave the strap a hard tug and brought her back to him and hit her with a samoan drop leveling her. Kadic stood above her and looked down at her. He went to talk but only a high pitched yelp came out. He cleared his throat and hit his chest. "Damn it Viper those nut shots HURT ALOT! But it's ok I'll only hold them against you for the rest of the match! Now hos to get even?" Kadic grabbed Viper and picked her up and carried her with him. She went to scratch him but he spiked her to the floor and then leaped up onto the top rope and then hit her with a praying moonsalt!!! He then grabbed her by the hair and dragged her to the appron and lifted up the curtain and pulled out a bucket. "You know I was watching some of you matches and I noticed something. You love jello!"

Viper's eyes widened as He pulled her pants out and poured jello into them. She squirmed as the substance made it's way into her pants. "And you know what else I think you deserve alot more then that!" Viper's eyes widened as she saw him pull out a hose. He smiled as he turned it on and covered her with jello sending her into the barrior. Turning it off and started to dance over to Viper who was now covered in jello. He picked her up and for the second time they were in a match together began to tango! He tangoed with her and dipped her makeing her head hit the steel pole and then twisted her out sending her into the ring. Kadic rolled in and then picked Viper up. "You know what goes great with Jell-o? Whipped cream! How did you know?"

Kadic picked Viper up and carried her to a turnbuckle and ontop of it rested a can of whipped cream. Placing her down he grabbed it and turned to her as she sat there in shock. He put it on her head and then two dots for her nips.

He stood back and looked at her and put his hand to his mouth."The best desert I've ever made. It's so beautiful. With out you Viper it be nothing though. Thank you so much." He took her hand and kissed it and then turned to the crowd and started to take some bows.

JR. "There's nothing hoss about Viper now!"

King. "Oh My God I want some of that desert!!! How bout you Fates Child."

Fates Child sat there laughing his ass off.-"My god....That's hillarious!....Looks like a tastey desert too. oh my god."

Inspecting that can of whipped creme

Damien walked over, beer cup in hand, and snatched the can of whipped cream from kadic. Inspecting the can closely, Damien nodded. In his best Mills Lane voice, Damien blurted out "I'll allow it," before walking back to the corner to finish his adult beverage.

"Where's the crushed nuts? You know they're my favorite"

Just as Damien moved to the side, Viper leapt and connected with Kadic taking him down to the mat with a missledrop kick! She scooped up the can of whipped cream and swung it as Kadic sat up smacking him upside the head then emptied the remaining contents in his face and down the front of his pants! "Gotta love baggy pants! You know I do" she snickered "Glad you thought I made your dessert and now you'll make mine!"

J.R: "Uh oh what is she doing?"

King: "I'm guessing she's gonna share her sweetness, cause you know she's a very sweet girl down deep"

J.R: "Very deep down"

Fate's Child: (laughing) "I gotta sit in on these matches more often"

Viper rolled out of the ring and grabbed the bucket of jello and dumped it over his head including the bucket that made a giant slurp sound as it went down to his shoulders! "What no dinner music?" She asked and began to drum on the bucket and as Kadic jerked to escape she kneed him in the gut to keep him still and continued "Too slow for the man in the iron uh bucket?" Viper began to beat on the bucket harder then pulled him to his feet and whipped him into the corner turnbuckle head first then as he stumbled out grabbed him around the bucket and bulldogged him down with the bucket still on his head!

SSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

J.R: "God have mercy on Kadic!"

King: (laughing hysterically)Or Bill Cosby should have mercy cause Viper sure won't! (clutching his stomach) He's...he's gonna need a locksmith to get that bucket off his head now!"

"Now we're having fun!" she giggled and began to round the turnbuckles with a blinded, disoriented Kadic in tow, she just cleared the third when she slipped on a patch of jello and the strap landed around a post with Kadic and Viper hanging on both sides!

"I can smell your brainsssss" Kadic mumbled beneath the bucket

Viper's eyes widened as she struggled to pull herself up and ended up kicking him in the ass when he sensed another nutshot and turned...

Inspecting the bucket

Damien slid out of the ring and yanked the bucket off of Kadic's head, Viper and Kadic watched Damien as he began beating the bucket against the announce table, then turning, he put the bucket firmly back onto Kadic's head.

"I'll allow it!"

Shouldn't have put it back on

With Kadic and Viper still struggling to get free Kadic reached up with his free hand and ripped the bucket off of his head. Seeing Damien stepping over the top rope he chuncked the back and nailed Damien in the back of the head making him bust his face on the mat. Kadic quickly turned and caught Viper's foot as she try to hit him with a nutshot and pushed off of her and landed on the appron. He held the strap not leting Viper touch the floor or the appron and looked down at her."Hey Viper whatcha doing just hanging around? Taking a break huh? It's ok I wear alot women out I'll just have to add you to that list." Kadic smiled and then pulled Viper up onto the appron gently and placed her down on it and patted her head. He turned and Viper jumped up onto the ropes and leaped at Kadic. Kadic turned and yanked the towards the ground making Viper follow. She smacked right ontop of Damien as he was trying to get up. Viper began to stand and accidently stepped onto Damien's nuts sending waves of agony through his body. In the mean time Kadic ripped off his shirt and used it as a rag getting all of the jello off of him.

Kadic smiled as Viper got off of Damien and looked at him."What's this Viper? Can't take me so you start beating the ref up. You should be ashamed." Kadic smiled and Viper lounged at him but Kadic dodged her attack and came up behind her and hit her with and atomic drop and then closelined her from behind. Kadic smiled as he grabbed some rope from out side the ring and tied her feet together and then tied them to the top turn buckle. Kadic laughed and then also tied her hands to the top turn buckle making her arch back.

King."PUUUPPPPPPIIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!! WOOHOOOOO. Kadic rules he gave us PUPPIES!!!"

JR shook his head as Fates Child laughed.

Kadic then produced a feather and sat down by Viper and began to tickle her with it...

"It was for your own good, you have far too much gel err jello in your hair"

Viper shook the cobwebs as she struggled and thrashed around gritting her teeth as Kadic took the feather to her "When I get free i'm gonna shove that feather down your throat!" she growled much to Kadic's amusement "You'll have to get free first" he returned with a grin and continued tickling her.....

J.R: "He's torturing her with that feather!"

King: (sighing deeply) "like two puppies under a blanket"

J.R: "Will you focus!"

In the ring, Viper kicked unable to get the ropes off her feet, with her hands she twisted and pulled till her anger rose and her claws began to lengthen behind her back, slipping them into the rope, the threads began to snap as she continued sawing and tearing at them till her hands were free!

Kadic lunged for her but Viper swung herself backwards over the apron in an attempt to snap the ropes on her ankles but they only frayed as was bent backwards and hanging upside down!

J.R: "The rope didn't snap! Now she's helplessly hanging there at Kadic's mercy!"

Fate's Child: "I don't know there J.R, Viper isn't going about to give up and you're wrong about my brother, he doesn't have mercy"

King: (turning his head sidways)"She sure is flexible, I like that in a woman"

Kadic was grinning and trying to pull her up when Viper spots a steel chair and commands it into her hand whacking Kadic in the face just as he jerked her upwards and almost over the top rope!

Viper dropped the chair on the floor as she quickly glanced at Damien who had been tying his shoe through the whole thing...

With a huge smile, she went to the top rope and hit a senton bomb splashing down hard on Kadic! Viper lingered a moment looking right into his dazed eyes "It would appear i am now handling you very well and it will be me that adds you to MY list"

Getting to her feet, she picked Kadic up by the hair and whipped him into the ropes and as he came back towards her, she lifted and caught him across her shoulders in a standing fireman's carry! Then using the momentum, in a surprising move, she released his legs and threw them over her head and in front of the her body and slid Kadic's head into a front face lock and as he fell, she fell and drove his head into the mat with a ddt!!

J.R: "I don't believe it! My god I don't believe it!"

Satisfied, she quickly got up and began rounding the ring and hitting the turnbuckles with Kadic being dragged behind her!

What's in your hair dosn't look like jello or gel...Ewww

As Viper rounded the third turnbuckle Kadic caught onto the bottom rope and pulled Viper back. She landed right in his lap and he wrapped his arms around her and began to squeeze."Oh teddy bear I missed you SOOOOOO much. I wish I could hug you forever and ever and ever!" Viper's ribbs were on the verge of being crushed as Kadic stood and she struggle but to no avail. Kadic then threw her into the air and caught her in another bear hug looking straight at her and continued to squeeze."You know I've made a man into jelly like this before but never a woman and with you I'd bet it be sweet even if it is a bit fiery." Kadic smiled as he dropped her to the mat. Kadic then began to stalk Viper. She began to stand and the strap was between her legs."You know having things inbetween your legs all the time isn't nessacrily a good thing." Viper looked at him weird and then tasted mat as he yanked the strap sending her onto her face. Viper stood up and Kadic ran up behind her and quickly hit her with the Overkill(test drive)!

JR-"Holy Marry mother of god You're right he doesn't have any mercy!!!"

Fates Child shrugged-"I told yah. He's also insane but that's a different story."

King.-"Did you see her twisting I could have sworn physics wouldn't have allowed both of her Puppies to stay in. That just bites!"

Fates Child-"Well if you see on the replay Kadic's actually holding her puppies in."

JR-"You're right again he is insane!!!!"

Kadic stood up and began to round the corners.

Not, something about Viper... :P lol

"Not a chance" Kadic heard Viper hiss as he dragged her towards the third turnbuckle, she planted her feet and snapped the strap back and knocked him into the ropes and down onto his knees with a heel kick "You already got to second base but you ain't scoring a homerun!" she taunted and ran towards the ropes grabbing the top rope and swinging her body, twisted and hit Kadic with a 619 and into the corner!

J.R: "Wow! Now you know Kadic is going to be feeling that one tomorrow!"

King: "I said it before and i'll say it again, that is one flexible young lady!"

Kadic was seeing birdies as he pulled himself up using the ropes "Now where are you going?" she asked just before he felt a shot to his stomach sending him down on the mat

Viper backed up and raised an arm signaling to the crowd

King: "Is she going to do what I think she is??"

Fate's Child:(laughing) "That's one way of having your insanity work for you"

As Kadic looked up, he saw Viper run in and slam down on him with a bronco buster!!

J.R: "She's treating that young man like a ride at Disney World!"

King: "I don't know about Kadic, but my world wouldn't be small at all"

She jumped off and pulled Kadic to his feet and climbed the rope behind him to set him up for her finisher when Kadic turned and grabbed her around the waist and took her to the mat with a sidewalk slam and followed with an elbow!!

Kadic picked her up and grinned in her face as he went for a power bomb but Viper raked his eyes and slid down taking to the ropes, she went for moonsault and missed it but landed on her feet and connected with a roundhouse kick as he advanced on her! Viper then kicked him in the stomach and bent Kadic over and slapping his ass once, she pulled and held his lower arm between his legs while she hooked the other arm and lifted him up over her shoulder and drove him into the mat back first with a pumphandle slam!
J.R: "How much more can these two take?!"

King: "I'm worn out just watching them"

Taking deep breaths and showing signs of fatigue, Viper started going around the turnbuckles again...

Sure it wasn't....

Viper rounded the secound turn buckle and there stood Kadic who went for a closeline but Viper slid through his legs wrapping the strap around one of them and then stood up grabbing Kadic's leg and then hit him with a reverse dragon screw but in mid air Kadic hit Viper with a boot to the chest.

King.-"Oh my god her puppies will need a massage now."

Fates Child laughed.-"And I bet you'll be the first in line to volenter huh?"

King.-"You know it Fates! I mean I'm conserned about Viper's welfare not her puppies."

JR.-"Sure.."

Kadic and Viper stood and ran at each other and Kadic went for a DDT but Viper threw her legs up and hit Kadic with a hurricarana. Kadic shook his head and stood up and saw Viper running for a turnbuckle. Jumping up he hit one as well and soon they both had hit the same three turnbuckles. Kadic and Viper looked at each other and booked it towards the last turnbuckle. Kadic and Viper were both a foot away when the strap tripped both of THEM. Falling both hit the turnbuckle at the same time and then hit the mat. Kadoc looked at Viper who was sitting up as the bell rang for the match."You know Viper you sure can deal out those whippings. How many have you given out anyways?"

Lilian stood and raised the mic to her lips. "And the winner is...It's a draw!!!"

A draw?!

Pulling herself up to her feet and removing the strap from her wrist, Viper felt like she'd been run over by a freight train and stared at Kadic who shook his head at the verdict...

"To answer your question about the beatings...not enough" she half smiled and shook Kadic's hand "Great match"

Without another word, Viper smiled at Damien and waved at Fate's Child before the lights lowered and the turnbuckles exploded in flames! When the lights returned and the smoke cleared, she had disappeared...

DAMIEN!!!!!

Kadic sighed and then turned to Damien who was finishing off another beer and put his arm around him."Well Ref you did a horrible job. You didn't even try to call the match. I knew you'd be a better coat rack then a ref but no hard feelings right. I'm soo sorry that you got hit with that bucket too you must have a head ache after that and what about Viper stepping on your nuts? Now I don't know if it hurts as bad if you have a smaller size and I guess I never will but I could always ask you huh? Good times though right? I'll see you around Damien even though I really could care less if I do or not considering you should have an axe in your head but that just me talking. Buh Bye." Kadic spun Damien around as he walked towards the rope sending him to the mat. Kadic shrugged and the exited the ring and then disappeared through the curtains with Fates Child laughing by his side.

Posted on May 14, 2006, 7:25 PM

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Featured Match - Jack E. Breaker Vs Viper - May 2006

by Darkside Wrestling Federation

Lillian Garcia:"This match is a Six Sides of Steel Match and the only way to win is by going out over the top or through the door!"

The crowd are in awe of what they are seeing as the ring crew dressed in black test and shake the sides of the twenty foot, steel mesh walls of the hexagon shaped steel cage appropriately named �Six Sides of Steel�. Lillian Garcia and the referee are standing in the centre of the ring, surrounded by the intimidating cage as a promo hyping up the match plays on the titantron. The crowd are in anticipation, and are incredibly excited for they know that they�re about to see an absolute war tonight. �The Worlds Superior� Jack E Breaker is renowned for his arrogance, his merciless approach to the fight and his ability to control and finish fights technically with high impact moves and submissions, whilst Viper, the former Undisputed Champion and loved by all but her enemies for her acid tongue, her sadism, her viciousness and her love of the fight. The crowd and everyone in the back know that these two will tear each other apart tonight, and the hardcore fans of the Worlds Superior know that he could be the winner of a classic match that could be hailed as one of the greatest battles in the history of the sport. The crew check the cage one last time then give the ok and start to walk up the ramp, as the beautiful Lillian Garcia takes to the centre of the ring with microphone in hand, puts the mic just in front of her lips and speaks�

Lillian Garcia: �Introducing first, from Huntington Beach, California and weighing in at two hundred and fifty five pounds, THE WORLDS SUPERIOR, JACK E BREAKER!!!�

�More Human than Human� by Rob Zombie starts to blare out of the sound system, and the lights dim just a bit, much to the delight of the crowd who begin to fill the arena with a deafening mixture of cheers and boos. The titantron above the entrance shows numerous short clips of the Worlds Superior, hitting Type R Neckbreakers, Cradle Piledrivers, Fisherman Busters and applying many arm bars, knee bars and leg locks on his victims. The split crowd jump up onto their feet and continue to make as much noise as they can as the man himself walks out from behind the entranceway and onto the steel ramp, dressed in black boots, black jeans and a white shirt, with his medium length chestnut coloured hair tied back in a pony tail and a slight smile on his face as he walks across the steel stage and down the ramp, with his blue eyes firmly fixated on the demonic structure in front of him. The look on the mans face is of a calm disposition, however Jack is extremely focused on this fight tonight, ignoring the fans hands that reach out for him as he walks down the aisle. He knows fully well that he NEEDS to win this fight tonight to propel him back up where he belongs, at the top. If he loses however, then his momentum and ego will probably shatter, and all the sacrifices that he has made will be worth absolutely nothing.

Jack makes it to the cage, and the door is held open for him by the referee, however instead he calmly looks to the left, then to the right and jumps up onto the cage wall, clinging onto the mesh as he quickly climbs up to the top of the cage. When at the top, Jack lifts his leg over and sits on the top of the cage with his feet dug into the mesh, and looks down at the audience as a smile forms on his face. However in the front row, he spots a female wearing a classy white dress, with long, straight, blonde hair and that familiar cute face with pretty blue eyes, staring up at him. The presence of his ex-wife angers and frustrates the Worlds Superior, but instead of moaning about it, he instead bursts into laughter and raises his right arm in the air with a closed fist, prompting the fans to again shout out with cheers, boos and profanities. �More Human than Human� stops playing, and the titantron cuts out as Jack lowers his right arm and places his right hand against his thigh as he looks down at Rachael�s concerned face, then looks over towards the ramp, waiting for Viper from the top of the cage as Lillian Garcia again puts the microphone to his mouth and prepares to announce his opponent�

Suddenly the arena is plunged into darkness and the drums to Down with the sickness began blaring from the speakers sending the fans into an uproar of cheers as torches around the stage explode into flames! The stage becomes illuminated in a cold blue light that shifts back and forth with the darkness. Icy winds begin to blow all through the arena as a dense white fog slowly begins pumping out and swirling from the entrance to the slow beat of the music. The spinning vortex of mist and fog shrouding the stage in an ethereal world of glistening white.

Fans exploded with screams as the lasers began firing through the fog giving the appearance of a lightning storm and the lights become a blood red hue. .The red beams of light now ablaze with an unearthly glow, pierce the white opaque cloud and began forming into the shape of a gigantic coiled snake that opened it's mouth with it's 4 foot fangs bared and struck into the air and straight through the stands causing the fans to unexpectedly scream in delight. The ecstatic fans watching on, jumped again as a monsterous explosion lit up the entire arena! Wave after wave of thunderous explosions ripped and rocked the Dwf arena to it's very foundations as flames erupted along the stage, engulfing the entrance and spreading down the rampway like wildfire!

A searchlight suddenly sliced through the fog expecting to capture Viper's entrance but the searchlights continued scanning till both beams of light shot upwards towards the rafters finding the venomous vixen decked out in her black leather sculpted body armor inciting the fans to cheer even louder at how the leather clung to her curves. With a feral smile playing on her lips at the myriads of fans looking up at her, Viper stood on a rafters soaking up the adulation, her eyes roaming the crowds a moment before she raised her hand as her gaze fell on Jack sitting atop the cage.

J.R: "Oh my god! Look at what Viper is reaching for!!"

King: "It couldn't be! IT IS!!"

The fans exploded as a wickedly grinning Viper grabbed hold of a huge metal ring just inches from her head and jumped from the rafters, sliding down like lightning along an almost invisible cable heading straight for a stunned Jack who hesitated a moment too late at getting himself off the cage and was caught by Viper's legs! Jack didn't have a chance as Viper twisted her body as they got low enough and sent both of them to the outside of the six sided cell with Viper on top!!

J.R: "Dear Jesus! What a fall!"

King: "It's only 10 feet but that still has to hurt!"

J.R: "The match hasn't even officially started and the snake has struck!"

King: "I'll say, the match starts when both Jack and Viper are inside the cage at the same time!"

The fans erupted again as both Jack and Viper hit the floor simultaneously with Jack taking the brunt of the fall with Viper managing to roll herself to her feet.

With a victorious grin, Viper shot her arm up and took on a fighting stance as Jack started getting to his feet and came at him with martial arts kicks! Viper kicked at Jack's arm and spinning, nailed him right upside the head sending the somewhat dazed World's superior stumbling against the cage. But Viper wasn't about to let Jack recover and slammed Jack into the unforgiving steel with a dropkick making Jack slide down to the floor onto his knees, his hands still holding onto the bars.

"That's right Jack, kneel before me!" Viper taunted with an arrogant smirk and capitolizing on the opportunity by heading towards the announcer's table and evicted Lillian from her seat, taking the steel chair and folding it, went after Jack smashing it down across his back as the world's superior made his way back up to his feet! Jack recoiled from the shot then found himself on the ground as Viper followed up by sweeping the chair low and hard, taking the man right off his feet when she cracked him behind the knees!

J.R: "OHHHHH what a shot! Jack is in serious trouble here, Viper isn't letting up at all on him!"

King: "She's not dumb you know, she knows she has to keep on him if she wants to do the most damage and win this thing"

Jack landed on his back and writhed from the punishment as Viper brought the chair down on him again with another shot to the back!

But knowing she couldn't win it on the outside, Viper grabbed Jack and forced him up to his feet by the hair to drag him into the ring. But as she was pulling Jack along, the world's superior broke her hold on him and launched into several well placed rights and a spear when Viper staggered back from the last one, landing them both on the announcer's table! Jack had turned things around and pulling Viper up, he knocked her backwards with a vicious knee to the midsection!
Jack knocks Viper staggering back with a knee to the mid section, and uses the advantage of his range to perfection, following up by connecting with a stiff straight left jab to the nose, followed by a crushing straight right fist to the jaw, then coming in and driving up a brutal right knee into Viper�s face as she drops into a sitting position. The pain of the previous assault runs through his body, telling Jack to get this fight in the ring as he looks at the cage, then bends over and grabs two fistfuls of Viper�s hair, then pulls her up onto her feet and tries to slam her face into the announcers table, but Viper places her hands on the top of the table, blocking the action by force, then fires back her left elbow into the abdomen of the Worlds Superior, driving the wind out of him, THEN GRABS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND DRIVES JACK�S FACE HARD AGAINST THE RING ANNOUNCERS TABLE, THEN PULLS HIS HEAD BACK UP AND SLAMS IT BACK DOWN FOR A SECOND TIME. A groggy and winded Jack E Breaker stumbles back and falls against the cage, keeping himself on his feet by reaching up and grabbing the wire mesh. However Viper refuses to relent, and comes at Jack whilst spinning around and looking for a spinning back kick to the body, but Jack catches the foot, spins Viper around and shoves her against the announcers table, THEN SPINS AROUND HIMSELF WHILST EXTENDING HIS RIGHT LEG AND VIPER TURNS AROUND, ONLY TO BE CAUGHT SQUARE IN THE JAW AND SIDE OF THE NECK BY JACK�S HEEL, WHICH CONNECTS WITH SO MUCH FORCE THAT THE IMPACT ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ARENA AS VIPER DROPS IN A HEAP AGAINST THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE.

The crowd scream out with cheering and applaud as Jack backs about seven metres away, not once taking his eyes away from his dangerous opponent as he bends over, gets his fingers in between the crack in the mats and lifts one large piece of mat up off the ground and throws it over the barricade, exposing the now bare concrete floor underneath it. Jack knows he has to act fast, as Viper rolls onto her stomach and brings herself onto her hands and knees as she glances in the direction of the Worlds Superior with hate and anger in her ice green eyes. Jack quickly runs over towards her and LEAPS UP LOOKING FOR A FLYING KNEE, BUT VIPER EXPLODES OFF ONE KNEE AND DRIVES HER SHOULDER INTO JACK�S ABDOMEN WHILST SPEARING HIM OUT OF THE AIR AND SLAMMING HIM DOWN. The crowd are absolutely deafening here as Viper kneels over Jack and unloads some vicious right fists to the face of the Worlds Superior, forcing him to buck up and roll onto his stomach, then quickly brings himself up onto his hands and knees as Viper sits on his back and wraps her arm around Jack�s throat, looking for some kind of Dragon Clutch. But before she is able to apply pressure, Jack puts his left foot on the mat, then quickly gets his right foot on it as he hooks both Viper�s leg and head and POWERS back up onto his feet, HOLDING VIPER IN A MODIFIED STANDING FIREMANS CARRY, THEN WITH THE FORMER UNDISPUTED CHAMPION ON HIS SHOULDERS, JACK RUNS OVER TOWARDS THE EXPOSED FLOOR, STOPS ON THE CONCRETE, THEN JUMPS AND FALLS ONTO HIS SIDE AND HOLDS VIPER�S HEAD OUT, SPIKING THE TOP OF HER HEAD INTO THE EXPOSED CONCRETE FLOOR WITH A DEVASTATING MODIFIED DEATH VALLEY DRIVER.

Blood has been spilled, and it�s not just a cut in the skin, as Viper lies motionless on the concrete with blood leaking out of the top of her head, soaking her hair and dripping out onto the cold, hard concrete. The crowd are making deafening sounds of cheering and �HOLY SHIT� chants. Jack is quickly able to bring himself up onto his knees, then he grabs hold of Viper�s black, blood soaked hair as he gets back up onto his feet and pulls her up with him then drives his left knee up into Viper�s face, followed by a right knee up into the forehead that drops Viper to her knees. Jack isn�t about to give Viper any rest however as he pulls her back up, walks her back to the announcers table, turns her towards him and she throws a right hand, but Jack blocks and fires a straight right fist that slams into her jaw and knocks her back against the announcers table, then wraps his right hand around Viper�s throat and slams the back of her throbbing head against the announcers table. Jack lifts her feet up onto the table, then gets up onto it himself, grabs hold of Viper�s throat with both hands and pulls her up onto her feet. Jack has some bad intentions here as he looks into Viper�s glazed over eyes and whilst violently choking her with his hands. Jack pulls her close and brings her face just an inch away from his as he says these words�

�You�re FINISHED!�

The crowd are absolutely electric and are anticipating another devastating move, as Jack shoves Viper�s head in between his legs, raises his fists together in the air then brings them both down, signalling for the Cradle Piledriver. He bends over to wrap his arms around Viper�s waist, BUT VIPER DROPS TO HER KNEES AND DRIVES HER LEFT FIST UP INTO THE GROIN OF THE WORLDS SUPERIOR, THEN PULLS HER LEFT FIST BACK WHILST STRIKING HIM IN THE SAME SPOT WITH HER RIGHT, DROPPING JACK ONTO HIS KNEES WHILST HOLDING HIS GROIN, AND VIPER SMASHES HIM ACROSS THE FACE WITH A RIGHT HOOK ACROSS THE FACE, KNOCKING HIM CLEAN OFF THE TABLE. The �VIPER� chants are deafening as the woman herself brings herself up onto one knee, then onto her feet whilst Jack lies beside the table in a foetal position, clutching his boys and is screaming in pain. Jack�s head doesn�t ride as he wills himself up onto his knees, then gets up onto his feet all whilst still whining about the excruciating pain he is in. His eyes are even closed because of the pain, which Viper takes full advantage of as he walks into her range, and SHE HOOKS HIS HEAD UNDERNEATH HER RIGHT ARMPIT, THEN LEAPS OFF THE TABLE WHILST SWINGING HERSELF AROUND AND DROPPING ONTO HER BACK, EXECUTING A BEAUTIFUL TORNADO DDT AND DRIVING JACK�S FACE AND FOREHEAD INTO THE THIN PADDED BLACK MATS WITH A SICKENING THUD, MUCH TO THE DELIGHT OF THE FANS.

Again, the cheering and the �VIPER� chants are loud and deafening as Viper gets back up onto her feet and slides through the bottom rope and into the ring, giving herself the time to recover from her injuries as a clearly unconscious Jack E Breaker lies motionless and face first on the mats�

Sweeping her hand through her blood streaked hair as the cheers and chants continue to boom around them, Viper's mind was set on one thing and one thing only as she looked at her own blood on her hands, end Jack Breaker's career or better yet, end Jack. With evil intent, Viper hopped up on the ropes and standing on the top rope, reached up gripping the top and scaled the cage and turned around in a crouching position to home in on her target. "Yippee kiyay motherf.."

J.R: "Oh my god! She's gonna jump!"

King: "AHHHHHH don't do it Viper! Don't do it! I can't watch!"

J.R: "You're not going to get much of a choice"

The fans went ballistic as Viper stood and glancing back at Jack jumped backwards angling her body into a huge Senton that brought her splashing right down on Jack Breaker's back and drove his face harder into the mats!

Deafening roars and chants of "Holy shit! Holy shit!" resonated as Viper made it to her feet while the instant replay rewound the jump on the big screens.

J.R: "Viper's high risk maneuver paid off! She may have just won this match with that"

King: "I don't think that Jack is going to be recovering from that anytime soon"

The crowds knew it and Viper knew it that the time to wrap this up was now and taking a deep though unnecessary breath, the venomous diva reached down and "helped" Jack to his feet, driving her knee into the small of his back before visciously whipping him face first into the side of the cage! Viper grinned before she reached out again to peel Jack from the bars and the mesh to walk him towards the door of the cell to start the match officially. Much like a penitentiary guard would escort an inmate, she kept a vigil on Jack for any surprise moves he would try to unleash on her and try he did.

Jack came around and drove a very calculated fist into Viper's midsection doubling her over then followed up with an uppercut that sent Viper stumbling backwards, reeling from the power that Jack put behind them, but as Jack came at her again to finish her, Viper struck with a spinning heel kick to the jaw and as Jack staggered, attempting to keep from falling to the floor, Viper tore after Jack and bulldogged Jack down!

Shifting her jaw back and forth from that uppercut and her stomach still feeling his fist planted in it, she took Jack in a face lock beneath her arm and turning his face towards her, balled up her other hand and delivered fist after fist into the man's eye, repaying the favor ten fold by causing a tear just above his brow.

"Now come quietly and maybe i'll let you survive" Viper muttered under her breath and through gritted teeth as she tried to keep Jack under control.

Still holding Jack in the headlock, Viper dragged him towards the door but Jack still wouldn't give up and catching Viper around the waist and raising her for a side belly to belly but as Jack moved in to execute the maneuver, Viper kicked off her feet and flipped over Jack's shoulder, catching him around the throat for an inverted DDT!

J.R: "My gawd! My gawd! Viper is countering everything that Jack is throwing at her!"

King: "Isn't that what she's supposed to be doing? Jack's doing it too" King snickered"Cept Viper's doing it better at this stage of the match"

As Jack lay and Viper sat, she continued on with the task of getting Jack into that ring. In the weakened state she perceived him to be in, she'd have a better chance at winning this thing early before he could do any further damage to her.

With resolve burning in her eyes, Viper summoned her strength and dragged Jack towards the steps leading to the door and as she climbed the stairs with Jack, Jack exploded again by grabbing Viper by the back of the head and ramming her face first into the side of the door! The fans oooo'd and cringed as Viper held her head in pain but that was nothing compared to the pain that shot through her when Jack nearly decapitated her when he grabbed the door itself and slammed it against the back of her head!

Viper nearly fell off the short platform but it was time to start the match and Jack whipped Viper through the middle rope and onto the mat. The bell rang and officially marked the start of the match though it found Viper on her knees and still holding her head. Her skull was throbbing and as blurry as her vision was, she worked through the pain and started to get up when Jack came after her, pulled her up and whipped her into the ropes, only to ferociously drive her back down with spinebuster from hell!!

J.R: "JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY! A body isn't meant to bend like that!"

King: "AHHHHHH He could have broken her in half!"

The fans exploded with boos and cheers as the World's superior stood up and breathing hard looked down on Viper's prone body then appeared to start to leave for the door. Boos erupted in unison at the thought that the match was about to end, that was until cheers replaced the boos as Viper came alive!

After the hammering she has taken, Viper had found the strength to get up and run, knocking Jack into the cage. Viper feeling a new surge of andrenaline and urgency, slams Jack's face into the cage again and again but Jack hits Viper with an elbow to the stomach then turns delivering a low knee just below the ribcage and drove that second wind right out of ViperJack lets a small grin creep across his face as he grabs her by the head for a running bulldog but a resilient Viper wriggles out of it and kicks Jack behind the knee, dropping him down onto the other one. .

Jack never gets any higher as Viper comes back with a low standing dropkick to Jack's head and knocks him to the mat. Working quickly, she pulls him just far enough to lay Jack's leg on the rope and jumped down on it,, cannonballing on it, repeatedly and making Jack howl out in pain!

J.R: "How much more of that can Jack take!?"

King: "Not a hell of alot more, i'll tell you that, not many people could and Jack is a big guy!"

Viper could taste blood and after a few cannonballs, she got the crowd counting along and as she got the urge to go for a fifth, she taunted the crowds to rouse them further! But then she did something very unexpected as she got to the fifth, she took Jack's leg and twisted him around into an Indian deathlock and as she held him in it, she dropped elbow after elbow into the back of Jack's skull!

The concerned referee wanted to stop the sadistic assault that Viper was inflicting but found his hands tied, similiar to how tied up Viper had Jack. After about two minutes of holding Jack in the deathlock, Viper released him, satisfied that he'd be down long enough for her to climb out of the cage.

Climbing the ropes, Viper stood on the top rope and was about to pull herself up and over as the crowd cheered on...

Viper turns to face the cage and starts to climb up to the top of the cage, much to the delight of the fans who are filling the arena with deafening chants of her name. His entire body aching in pain and his vision impaired by the earlier attack on his left eye, a still groggy Worlds Superior is alerted by these chants and these cheers, and immediately looks on as Viper grabs hold of the top of the cage, then pulls herself up and swings her leg over. It�s then when the adrenaline kicks in, and the pain fades as Jack quickly presses himself up onto his feet then sprints in Viper�s direction, and with cat like agility, scales the ropes and climbs to the top of the cage in seconds, then reaches over the cage and grabs two fistfuls of Viper�s hair. Viper grits her teeth in pain as Jack wraps her hair around his fists, and refusing to give up this opportunity, Viper even tries to push herself off the mesh but can only scream out in agony as she dangles by her hair. Jack starts to pull her up, and Viper can only climb back up the side of the cage as Jack quickly untangles his right fist as he pulls her back up with his left hand, that still has Viper�s locks wrapped around it.

As soon as she reaches the top of the cage, Jack quickly strikes Viper across the jaw with a stiff right hook, then grabs the side of her head and viciously headbutts Viper in the face, breaking her nose and disorientating the Undisputed Champion. Jack however doesn�t relent as he aggressively assaults Viper�s face with right fists that repeatedly slam into the jaw, mouth and chin and headbutts that smash into the centre of her face and the bridge of her nose, causing more blood to trickle out down her lips and drip off her chin. Viper tries to fight back with a right fist of her own to the swollen and closed up eye of the Worlds Superior, but the beating that he has sustained in this match, and nearly seeing his defeat has injected fury into the veins of the Worlds Superior, and he responds with a right hook across the face, followed by another one to the jaw, and one more headbutt to the broken nose as he rips her over, folding her over the top of the cage and leaving her prone and vulnerable as Jack stands on the top rope and blasts the back of her head with vicious right elbows. Jack could make a break for it here, but instead he climbs back up on top of Viper and reaches beneath her legs and locks his hands in a cradle like hold. The crowd are silent, and confused BUT SCREAM OUT IN HORROR AS JACK PUSHES OFF THE MESH WITH HIS FEET WHILST RIPPING VIPER OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE AND HOLDS HER UPSIDE DOWN AS THEY FALL. JACK SITS OUT WHEN HE LANDS, AND SPIKES VIPER'S HEAD INTO THE MAT WITH A DEVASTATING CRADLE PILEDRIVER, EXECUTING IT WITH SO MUCH FORCE THAT SHE LITERALLY BOUNCES OFF THE MAT ON IMPACT, AND THE SICKENING SOUND OF HER SKULL SMASHING INTO THE MAT ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ARENA.

The crowd are in shock in what they have just seen, and parts of the crowd are screaming out with frenzied cheering and �HOLY SHIT!� chants as many of them just look on with their eyes wide open and their hands over their mouth�s, as many of them think that Jack may have broken Viper�s neck, paralysing or maybe even have killed their beloved heroine here. After taking such a vicious fall, a pain ridden Jack E Breaker sits up then looks over at Viper who lies eagle spread on the mat, with a large trail of blood that is solidifying on the whole width of her nose and mouth, and the only movement she makes is the faint up and down motion of her belly. Jack then looks beyond her and beyond the cage to see the beautiful Rachael who is staring at him with her pretty blue eyes opened wide and teary, and her small, feminine hands are covering her mouth as she has just realised how ruthless the man she used to love has become. The titantron begins to run repeats of the devastating Cradle Piledriver, but all eyes are on Jack who swings himself onto his knees, then gets up onto his feet before stumbling and falling back against one of the six sets of turnbuckle pads. The sores and the pain that has been inflicted on him is still very much there as Jack shakes his head from side to side whilst shaking his legs, trying to feel out some of the pain. He had never been dominated like that in a long time, but now is the time for Jack to do what he does best, and that�s ground his opponents into dust.

Jack wipes the long, dark hairs off his left hand with his right, then shakes his head as he walks over to Viper, who still hasn�t moved an inch. Jack stands to the side as he grabs two fistfuls of Viper�s hair then pulls her up into a sitting position, then switches to behind her, applies a waistlock and lifts her back onto her feet. However the crowd scream out in cheers when Viper suddenly rips Jack�s hands apart, swings around and connects with a solid left jab to the face of the Worlds Superior, followed by a straight right fist that slams into Jack�s jaw, stunning him and sending him reeling back into the corner as Viper continues to throw lightning fast fists at his face. Once in the corner, Jack covers up with his forearms as Viper continues the assault with her fists. The crowd are screaming with cheers and the ecstatic audience again shouts the chants of their favourite fighter AS VIPER SPINS AROUND AND SHOOTS IN HER RIGHT FOOT THAT SLAMS AGAINST JACK�S ABDOMEN, WINDING HIM AND DROPPING HIM TO ONE KNEE. Viper continues the assault and Jack looks totally helpless here as he desperately brings himself back onto his feet and falls back into the corner. Viper has been reawakened here and has exploded on the Worlds Superior. Viper fires up a well placed toe kick to the abdomen that again drops Jack to one knee, AND SHE SWINGS HER RIGHT LEG AROUND, LOOKING FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE BUT JACK DUCKS, EVADING THE BOOT, THEN GETS BACK ONTO HIS FEET, LIFTS VIPER UP BY UNDER HER ARMS AS HIGH AS HE CAN, THEN HOOKS THE LEGS WHILST HE SITS OUT AND BRUTALLY SLAMS VIPER INTO THE MAT WITH A RING SHAKING SPINEBOMB.

Viper lays motionless in Jack�s sunset flip position as the man himself just stays sat down, arrogantly taking a short breather as his anger and frustration fades and his calm, cool demeanour returns, along with an arrogant smile that forms on his face. Jack pulls himself out, then gets back onto his feet and grabs hold of Viper�s ankle and walks over to the ropes whilst dragging her along too. The crowd are definitely starting to become more divided as a mixture of cheering and booing comes out of the loud crowds mouths, and both intensify as Jack reaches down and grabs Viper�s other leg, steps in, crosses them and holds them both under his arms as he steps over, turning Viper onto her stomach and sits down whilst leaning back, applying the Sharpshooter to his victim. With her spine being bent and tortured, and her rib cage being separated by the hold, Viper immediately grits her teeth and refuses to give Jack the satisfaction of screaming, as Jack, who is double her weight, just calmly sits back as far as he can and applies pressure to the hold whilst recovering from the many blows he has taken�

JR: What the hell is this! What are they doin out here!!!

Slowly the trio walked out from the backstage area, each one with a steel chair in hand. Nottingham, Payne, and Nobody mad etheir way down the ramp to the ring and sat the chairs up in a row in front of the cage's door. As Nobody and Crymzon sat down, Nottingham proceeded to gather drinks and hot buttered popcorn for himself and his cohorts. Smiling as they took their seats, they began watching the match, occasionally pointing and laughing at Viper, particularly when she was gettin her butt whooped.

Viper bites down on her lip, trying in vain to keep herself from screaming, from making any sound at all but the building pressure from the sharpshooter is making it harder and harder. Finally unable to take anymore, her pain pushing her to seek relief from the suffering she was being made to endure, driving her to make it stop, she starts pulling herself towards the ropes, not because the ref will force Jack to break the hold but to help her force the break.

J.R: "The ropes? What is Viper thinking??"

King: "She's probably got a plan. You know she told me she always does"

Gritting her teeth, Viper pulls her body towards the ropes but Jack pulls her back temporarily easing up as he does so only to inflict that torturous pain into her once again. This time, Viper nearly lets out a whimper but instead growls lowly in her throat and starts off again, the fans hanging in suspense, chanting her on as she manages to grasp the bottom rope with one hand and nearly get the other when Jack pulls her again but she holds on by one hand, defiant and unwilling to relent at all.

J.R: "Say what you will, that young lady has alot of heart! The hell she's going through and she's still fighting on!"

King: "Hang on Viper! Hang on!"

Drawing from somewhere deep down, Viper manages to get her other hand on the bottom rope and quickly brings the other hand to the middle rope, using the ropes for leverage and to twist her body back and forth, trying with all of her might to loosen Jack's hold on her when all of her struggling paid off, Viper had reversed the Sharpshooter on Jack!!

The fans exploded with cheers as Viper wrenched back on Jack's putting him through the same pain that he had put her through. Viper grinned with sadistic glee through clenched teeth, adding more and more pressure, almost as if she was trying to snap Jack's spine in half!

J.R: "Viper did it! She reversed the Sharpshooter!"

King: "This match is off the hook! I'll even dare say that it's quite possible that both Jack and Viper have met their match with eachother!"

J.R: "That's left to be seen, both have been in insanely brutal matches against other people"

After putting Jack through the grueling torture he had put her through, Viper finally releases Jack and watches with twisted amusement as Jack painfully struggles to get to his. When Jack finally does, Viper goes after him once more but Jack breaks with a couple of elbows and a forearm, and then goes off the ropes, only to be caught with a knee to the midsection and a ddt by Viper!

King: "Beautiful!"

J.R: "She set him up perfectly with that"

Viper picks Jack up and puts him against the corner and fires off with a right hand, followed by a couple of European uppercuts and even a headbutt. "How does it feel to be my bitch Jack? Hmmm? You like that?? How about this?! I bet Rachael was loving it as much as you are right now" Viper snarled and hit with another right hand further enraging Jack who fires back with a kick to her midsection and a chop but Viper stops any potential comeback with another jarring ddt and then hits a vicious elbowdrop off the second turnbuckle!

J.R: "My god! Viper has really exploded!"

King: "Whatever brought that on Jack can thank himself for it"

Jack starts rolling himself towards the ropes to buy himself some time to recover but instead finds himself slammed against the cage by Viper who delivered a double stomp right into his lowerback and is now grinding him into the bars of the steel cage with both of her feet and using the ropes to add even more leverage!"

The shocked fans on that side of the stands can't help but flinch or look away at the blood that's streaming from Jack's forehead as it's ground against the mesh between the bars.

J.R: "The carnage! That is one sadistic woman!"

King: "Geeze remind me to never piss her off. Hey J.R. look at Jack's forehead, looks like ground beef"

J.R: "......"

Pulling herself back from her fun, Viper starts to walk away, brushing her hair from her face as she leaves Jack in a growing pool of his own blood when she notices the Demonlords with their own announcers table. Coming to a stop, she places her hands on her hips as she hears what they're saying about her and moves towards the door to deal with them when from behind, Jack brings a monsterous ax handle smash down on Viper's back and then whips her into the side of the cage busting her forehead open!

King: "Ahh no! He's gonna turn her forehead into ground chuck!"

J.R: "This has got to be the bloodiest match on the card!"

Now it's Jack's turn to repay the favor and comes right up behind Viper and starts to grind Viper's forehead into the mesh causing her blood to drip over the wires. Viper slams her hands on the bars to stop Jack who instead waistlocks her and takes her over with a German suplex and then another before he hits a release German Suplex that sends Viper sprawling across the mat and leaving a thin trail of blood.

As Viper pushes herself upwards, Jack pulls her up and throws her back first against the corner and gets a brutal shot to the stomach before whipping Viper hard into the opposite corner! Viper staggers backwards and as Jack goes for a backdrop suplex, Viper manages to flip over and lands on her feet, immediately getting a series of vicious chops to Jack's chest and then a forearm! Capitolizing, Viper whips Jack into the corner and charges him but Jack catches her with a boot to the face and plants her with a rock bottom!

J.R: "Hellacious!! Jack has just leveled Viper and he's got a clear path to win this thing!"

King: "Noooooooo Jack killed Viper! That bastard!"

J.R: "She's not dead you idiot, she's still stirring"
The opponent is down and there is every chance for escape, but Viper has already rolled herself onto her stomach, and the Worlds Superior will not leave when his opponent is still conscious. A bloody faced Jack E Breaker kneels beside Viper as he quickly wraps locks of Viper�s hair tightly around his left fist, then he gets up onto his feet whilst pulling Viper up with him, and drives a stiff left knee into the mid section of the former Undisputed Champion, followed by the stronger and more brutal right knee that is driven up into her liver, dropping her to one knee. Viper however refuses to stay down and comes back up as strong as ever, striking Jack in the face with fast, aggressive right fists that bruise and swell up the face of the Worlds Superior, who retaliates with another powerful right knee to the abdomen and a vicious elbow across the face that drops Viper back onto one knee. Jack quickly unwraps his left hand then again grabs Viper by the hair, pulls her back onto her feet and fires up another knee, this time smashing Viper square in the bridge of the nose and forcing more blood out of the nostrils. However instead of putting her down, it instead infuriates Viper who attacks viciously and aggressively with a combination of right and left fists to the face, and a high kick to the ear that drops Jack to one knee. Viper strikes Jack in the face with another right hand, then backs up, leans back against the ropes and runs at Jack looking for a kick to the head but Jack catches it, spins Viper around 360 degrees then gets back up onto his feet, drives another right knee into the ribs, APPLIES A FRONT FACELOCK, THROWS THE ARM OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG, THEN LIFTS VIPER UPSIDE DOWN, SHIFTS VIPER IN FRONT OF HIM THEN SITS OUT AND DROPS HER HARSHLY ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD, EXECUTING A BEAUTIFUL KI KRUSHER.

After delivering the Ki Krusher, Jack brings himself up onto his knees, then grabs hold of Viper�s right ankle as he gets back up onto his feet, then swings himself around her leg before facing her again, this time with the leg firmly in between his legs. Jack reaches down, lifts up Viper�s left ankle, crosses it over her right leg then holds Viper�s straight leg as he steps over her crossed ankle and drops to the mat, fully locking in the Figure Four Leg Lock, much to the dismay of the fans in attendance who respond with loud booing, as well as a few cheers from the hardcore fans of the Worlds Superior. The pain in Viper�s legs is intense as she grits her teeth and pushes herself up into a sitting position, trying to grab Jack with her right hand but he just leans back out of her reach and grabs hold of the bottom ropes with both hands to prevent being turned over, and all Viper can do is lie back on the mat, grit her teeth and bite her tongue. The crowd are booing fiercely now, as Jack pulls himself up onto the middle rope and continues to apply pressure, not really giving a damn if Viper�s legs snap or not as he rests up and reasserts his dominance. Viper�s teeth remain gritted, refusing to scream out because of the agony that she is feeling but she is fading fast, and after a minute of having her legs tortured, she just stops moving and looks to have passed out. Just to make sure, Jack loosens the hold then reapplies it with all the pressure he can whilst he speaks these words with a cool, deep and manly voice�

�Come on bitch, talk to me�

Apart from her body jolting from the pressure, Viper shows no signs of consciousness so Jack drops onto his back then pulls his legs out, swings himself onto his knees then steps up onto his feet. The majority of the crowd are booing and hissing fiercely, as Jack stands over Viper and gently kicks the side of her head, double-checking for signs of consciousness. However all Jack does is kick Viper�s head onto its side, so he turns and faces a wide eyed Rachael, then walks over to the corner, climbs up onto the top rope then starts to climb up onto the steel mesh. However he is alerted when the crowd suddenly burst into deafening cheers and he turns around to see Viper who darts towards him with hate in her green eyes, quickly throw herself into the corner then she climbs up onto the top rope and grabs hold of the bottom of Jack�s jeans. Jack grits his teeth in anger and frustration, and shakes his legs as he tries to pull himself up and over the cage, BUT INSTEAD VIPER DROPS OFF THE TOP ROPE WHILST SPLITTING JACK�S LEGS APART, RIPPING JACK OFF THE SIDE OF THE CELL AND THRUSTING HER RIGHT SHIN UP INTO JACK�S TESTICLES AS HIS FEET HIT THE MAT. Jack screams out in sheer agony, but instead of letting him drop, Viper drives her fist into Jack�s spine, HOLDS HIS HEAD OVER HER RIGHT SHOULDER THEN RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLE PADS, PUSHES OFF THEM, SWINGS HERSELF AROUND AND DROPS ONTO HER BACK, DRIVING JACK�S CHIN INTO HER SHOULDER WHILST BRUTALLY SMASHING HIS FACE INTO THE MAT, EXECUTING HER PATENTED FINISHING MOVE, THE SERPENTS STRIKE.

The crowd scream out with cheers and loudly chant Viper�s name as both competitors lie on their backs. Viper is stirring, but her legs are extremely weakened, and are almost numb as blood trickles down her forehead, out of her nose and down her mouth and chin. Jack on the other hand flipped onto his back upon impact, and is now completely motionless next to a blood print that was made when his face smashed against the mat. Viper sits up, then gets onto her hands and knees and onto her feet where her legs give way and she falls backwards, catching herself on the ropes and keeping herself up in the corner. The crowd respond with cheers that are louder and more deafening than the last time, as Viper stands tall and Jack lies motionless and bleeding in the centre of the ring. If Jack had simply walked out the door then he might have won the match, but his arrogance may have cost him the match, and now it�s Viper who has it in the palm of her hand�

The stage explodes!!!!! No one is ready for the pyro rocketing back and forth across the stage, until it�s finished. Fog settles on the top of the stage, and from behind the curtain, the King walks out!! Wielding a sledgehammer, and a steel chair, he walks out fully dressed to show off his Kingliness. The Demon Lords all stand and turn, some of them preparing to grab their chairs to fight. The King is wearing the patented sleeveless black trench, the hood over his face, an Outsiderz tee underneath, and black warm up pants for his match later.

His gloves tighten over the sledge, as he moves the hood off, and holds the chair and sledge up high for the crowd to scream�

The King slams the chair against the top of the stage suddenly, and pulls out the seat, before sitting in it himself with a grin, surprising the crowd. The Demon Lords sit back down, looking up every few seconds, as Gojinn holds the sledgehammer over his shoulder, staring down at the match, rather than the boys who�d attacked him.

Viper stared back, before turning her attention to Jack once more, trying to make sure he wouldn�t get the upper hand. Gojinn mutters something before setting down his sledge and immersing himself in the action�

Told them I was going to watch�

Using the ropes to hold herself up, Viper wiped away the blood from her mouth and then eyed the door. With the way she was feeling, the ten or so feet laying between herself and the door may as well have been a mile. All around her she heard chanting, she heard cheering but the only thing registering in her mind was the numbing pain that was shooting through her body, her legs specifically. All she had to do now was simply walk straight ahead and out since Jack was unconscious, the sight of him laying there bleeding and out was enough to bring a sadistic whisp of a smile to her lips, she had won, now all she had to do was make it official which she would now do.

But as Viper was about to take that first step out of the corner, the pryos ignited and her attention fell on one man and at that moment, her blood began to heat at his presence. Gojinn had come out as had the Demonlords, she figured for the same reason, to distract her so she'd fail.

J.R: "Uh oh, Viper's spotted Gojinn, this isn't going to be good"

King: "Phht, anytime we see Gojinn it's never good"

Just the thought of that caused Viper's anger to grow and her fight quickly returned, dulling if not eradicating any pain that she had just moments ago been feeling. If the boys wanted to see her in action, to see what she could do, then that's exactly what they'd get, a preview of what awaited them and at the same time, she'd send Gojinn a message.

To the crowd's delight, Viper was going right back for Jack and dropping to one knee, she cradled his head with her arm and began hammering away at Jack's face with sadistic glee, making the gash across his forehead gush while smirking at Gojinn and the Demonlords

J.R: "Despicable! Jack can't defend himself, he's still out and may be moreso after this!"

King: "You've gotta admit though, there's no mistaking what she's doing and that's letting those men up there and everyone watching this, that she hasn't been a three time Undisputed champion for nothing, she will do whatever it takes to get the job done"

After a minute of that, Viper got to her feet, letting Jack's head fall to the canvas and rolled out of the ring, only to return with a steel chair and.

J.R: "Oh no, she wouldn't!"

King: "Viper wouldn't, she's probably just going to use it to help Jack"

J.R: "Yeah, help him from this world into the next"

Viper sets the chair in the corner ropes, then goes for Jack, slapping his face back and forth till the World's superior began to stir and wake. But as Viper helped Jack up, she drilled him with a forearm shot to Jack's face to keep him dazed enough for what she had in mind when Jack's eyes fall on the chair and grabs Viper around the throat to choke her!

J.R: "Jack is still in this, for how long we don't know. He's lost quite a bit of blood on top of a tremendous beating. Both opponents have taken alot in this match and neither is ready to give up"

Back in the cell, Viper manages to break the choke hold but turns right into a huge boot from Jack! Jack is back and slams Viper into the side of the cage, then again before whipping her into the ropes and catching her with a press slam! But thinking quickly, Viper reverses the slam into a DDT and takes them both down to the mat!
Both Jack and Viper are down again but it's Jack that gets up first and picks Viper up but knowing what's at stake, Viper hauls off and punches at Jack and hits a Pele kick out of nowhere!

J.R: "What a kick! No one saw that one coming. That young woman's legs are lethal weapons!"

King: "Haven't I been telling you all along that she's got killer legs?! Sheesh"

J.R: "...."

Hearing the cheers of the crowds and glancing up at the expression that Gojinn now had on his face, Viper leveled her gaze and goes after Jack as he gets back up shakely and hits a head scissors then springs off the ropes with her hands as they turn and tries for a reverse DDT but an incensed Jack fights it and instead whips Viper into the corner and charges after her

Seeing Jack coming towards her like a bullet, Viper hops up and leaps over causing Jack to go right into the chair she had set up just a few minutes before. The crowd is going wild as Viper watches Jack stumble back while holding his ribs and stalks him as he slowly starts to turn towards her. And just as Jack comes face to face with Viper, she charges, Jack moves forward and connecting with a shot to the stomach that doubles Viper over, he holds her bent and reaching around her body, he lifts her up then spins Viper delivering a Tilt a whirl backbreaker that leaves Viper writhing on the mat!

But now it's Jack that's feeling a huge burst of andrenaline and hearing his name chanted and cheered, he takes the chance to put this match and Viper to bed. Jack jumps up and comes down with a hellacious Guillotine leg drop on Viper with so much force, that the impact shakes the mat when he lands.
After dropping the leg across his opponents face, Jack immediately swings himself around and onto one knee, then gets up onto his feet and starts to make his way to the exit as the cage door opens up for him. The crowd are making lots of noise, a deafening mixture of cheering and booing as the Worlds Superior steps in between the second and third ropes, only to be stopped in his tracks when he tilts his head to the side to see Viper bring herself up onto her knees, prompting Jack to step back into the ring, refusing to leave the cage whilst Viper is conscious. A sore, pain ridden but ultimately arrogant Jack E Breaker wipes his face and head in an upward motion, staining his hand with his own blood and pushing back his blood soaked hair. Viper looks up at Jack with anger in her eyes, and explodes off her knees and sprints in Jack�s direction with her head lowered, looking for some sort of takedown but Jack instead catches Viper�s head in between his right armpit and leans forward, completely stuffing the shot and Jack drives his right knee up into Viper�s stomach, then quickly throws the arm over, LIFTS VIPER UPSIDE DOWN AND VIPER TRIES TO ESCAPE BY TWISTING HERSELF AROUND, BUT INSTEAD JACK DROPS DOWN ONTO HIS BACK WHILST HOOKING HER HEAD OVER HIS SHOULDER. VIPER CATCHES HER FEET ON THE TOP ROPE AND HER BODY IS TILTED AT A 45-DEGREE ANGLE AS JACK SMASHES HER FACE AND FOREHEAD INTO THE MAT, EXECUTING A MODIFIED DIAMOND CUTTER WITH SO MUCH FORCE THAT A SICKENING THUD ECHOES THROUGHOUT THE ARENA.

Gojinn�s eyes widen as the crowd erupt with deafening cheers in response to the move, and it�s this brutal, violent and totally merciless nature of the Worlds Superior that seems to be winning the crowd over, as it�s now Jack E Breaker�s name that is being chanted by the majority of the crowd. Jack is quick to bring himself back up onto his knees, and the blood is still flowing down the face of the Worlds Superior, giving it a thick crimson mask but even that can�t hide the perfect, arrogant smile that forms on his face, as he looks down at Viper who lies on her stomach, with her ice green eyes glazed over, but still open and her forehead cracked open and blood that runs down her face and out of her nostrils, that drips onto the ring mat in small puddles. Jack looks over at Nobody, Payne and Nottingham who sit at the bottom of the ramp and are talking between themselves, then looks up at Gojinn who is staring right back at him with a cocky but focused look on his face, and that sledgehammer in his hand, it�s metal end resting on the steel stage. The arrogant smile quickly fades from Jack�s face, and despite the fatigue and despite the pain, Jack E Breaker gets up onto his feet; falls back against the ropes then walks over to the side of the ring, only to cuss out the uninvited guests by spitting out saliva through the cage and flipping the bird.

�FUCK YOU GOJINN, AND YOU THREE CAN FUCK OFF AS WELL�

Of course, the distraction of the four uninvited individuals meant that Viper was given some spare time to recover, and she rolls onto her back, sits up then swings herself onto one knee then gets back onto her feet, much to the delight of the crowd. Jack quickly turns around to see what was going on, only to have Viper jump at him whilst slamming her right fist into his face, knocking him silly and causing him to fall back and catch himself with the ropes. Viper reigns in fast and vicious rights and left fists, straights, hooks and crosses with so much speed that all Jack can do is cover up his face with his forearms as he is overwhelmed by the speed and ferocity of the attack. With adrenaline running through her veins, Viper grabs hold of Jack�s wrist and attempts to whip him across the ring, but Jack reverses, sends Viper against the ropes and spins around, looking for a Spinning Heel Kick but Viper ducks underneath it, spins Jack around by the arm then viciously rakes him in the eyes, then runs across the ring to the opposite ropes, jumps over the top rope onto the ring apron, waits for Jack to turn around THEN JUMPS UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE, SPRINGBOARDING OFF IT AND FLIES THROUGH THE AIR MUCH TO THE DELIGHT OF THE CHEERING CROWD AS SHE LANDS IN A SITTING POSITION ON JACK�S SHOULDERS, THEN SHE SPINS HERSELF AROUND JACK�S HEAD AND DROPS UPSIDE DOWN AS SHE FLIPS JACK OVER BACKWARDS AND SMASHES HIS HEAD INTO THE MAT WITH A BEAUTIFUL REVERSE HURRICANRANA.

Replays of the move immediately begin to show, as the crowd scream out with deafening cheers and again Viper�s name is chanted throughout the arena. Instead of taking the time to recover, Viper immediately rolls onto her stomach and brings herself onto her hands and knees. She crawls over to Jack, steps over him and on one knee, she lifts Jack�s head off the mat and repeatedly drives her right fist into that gash just above his eyebrow, opening it further and causing more blood to spill into the eye socket of the helpless Worlds Superior. Viper gets back up onto her feet, and she can feel the pain and the soreness of her body as she quickly brings her thumb across her throat, signalling for the Constrictor. Viper walks over to Jack�s legs, bends over and grabs his right leg, BUT SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE, JACK SHOOTS OUT HIS LEFT LEG WITH AN UPKICK AND SLAMS HIS HEEL STRAIGHT INTO VIPER�S FACE, KNOCKING HER OUT AND DROPPING HER BACK DOWN TO THE MAT. The crowd gasp out in shock, then burst into cheering as the shot echoes throughout the arena, and both bloody warriors lie exhausted and hurting on their backs�

Viper and Jack both remained prone on the mat, each superstar staring blankly up at the arena lights attempting to recover from the devastion they had just hit each other with to put the other away.

King: "This is unbelievable, niether Jack or Viper are moving, they're just laying there. This has got to be it."

J.R: "After everything we've seen these two competitors pull out of their arsenal, i'd have to agree with you King, what is next in this fierce battle?"

Almost in answer, Viper's eyes flicker open and her body starts to move. Slowly and painfully, she turns her body onto her side and pulls herself up into a sitting position. Staring down at Jack through dark red eyes, Viper started to smile at the crimson mask that Jack now wore on his once handsome face, she started to laugh softly and then uncontrollably at the damage she could see done to his eye as she kipped herself towards her feet!

King: "Was she playing possum?"

J.R: "I don't think so but wherever that came from, you know there may be even more of it"

The fans continued to erupt in screams and cheers as the undisputed queen of wrestling stood, having driven herself up with her own strength and sheer determination. As Viper looked out into the stands, she half smirked at the surprise etched in so many faces, at the looks that the Demonlords and Gojinn regarded her with.

Then turning from them with an arrogant flip of her blood streaked hair, Viper took a step towards the door when she suddenly turned and took to the ropes, coming back and driving a knee into the head of Jack breaker! Jack let out a wail as he rolled on the mat, kicking his foot as he clutched his head and his eye!

Hopping back up on her feet, the fans were disgusted and visibly shuddered at the huge blood mark over Viper's knee in the exact spot where her knee sadistically collided with Jack's bloody eye socket.

J.R: "I cannot believe my eyes"

King: "I can't believe Jack's, that's gonna be one hell of a shiner"

J.R: "What a vile, malicious thing to do!"

Feeling a surge of pure unadulterated evil coursing through her veins, Viper whipped her hair back and went after Jack's legs and after delivering a huge stomp to the man's left kneecap to subdue him from kicking and struggling, she quickly weaved them around her own and dropped to the mat, raising and slingshotting Jack right into the side of the cage! The crowds were now booing the vicious vixen as she ran after Jack with a running kneelift to the small of his back then whipped him into the corner and proceeded to scale the ropes for the Snake Bite.

J.R: "If Viper connects with this, that's it for Jack, Viper will have a clear path to walk out of that cage at her leisure"

King: "If? I pretty much think it's a sure bet now. Jack is only standing because he's stuck to the side of the cage like a bug splattered against a windshield"

But as Viper moved into position with ease to apply the hold, the fans popped as Jack suddenly came to life and began to power out of it, delivering shot after shot at Viper to break her hold before he climbed up the ropes himself and executed a belly to belly suplex that took both of them back down to the mat!
Neither Jack nor Viper remained down for long as they each instantly made the scramble to their feet but it was Jack that lunged first with a dropkick to the gut that sent Viper stumbling back against the cage!

Viper was about to move when she froze for an instant as she looked at the sight in front of her. A psychotically grinning and bloody faced Jack was staring back at her with one eye open and the other nearly swollen shut, and using that instant of hesitation on Viper's part and to his advantage, Jack struck and brutally rammed Viper with a shoulder thrusts to maintain his momentum, but when Jack attempted a running thrust, a hurting Viper snapped out of it and moved out of the way and sent Jack into the ring post!

Delivering a martial art's kick to Jack's back, Viper managed to shove Jack onto the floor between the ring and the cell setting him up for what came next. As Jack staggered to his feet, Viper set herself up on the apron and waited for Jack to inch his way back into the ring, and when Jack had gotten his head through the ropes, Viper springboarded and leg dropped the World's Superior right across the back of the neck!

Dragging Jack into the ring, Viper made her way to the top of the turnbuckle but as she got ready to jump, Jack rushed up the ropes like a cat and Butterfly suplexed her off!!

J.R: "What a beautiful move! For all the hell they've gone through

Again the two battered superstars are left laying on their back, each trying to recover from the carnage they had just inflicted on each other again. Meanwhile the fans are electrified and cheering them on, their energy filling the sold out arena and charging the pair somehow. This time, however, it's Jack that rolls himself over first and starts crawling towards the door, leaving a still laying Viper behind him.

King: "It's going to be Jack that wins this!!"

J.R: "With everything he's gone through, basically trying to fight with impaired vision, he's..NO! NO!"

But as Jack gets on one knee to get himself up, his foot is pulled viciously out from under him sending him down to his stomach by Viper who had rejoined Jack to make a go for the door herself. Climbing astride Jack, Viper took the man by the sides of the head and started to smash it hard into the mat!
The crowd booed fiercely after Jack�s face bounced against the mat, but not content with the blood print left on the mat, Viper pulls his head up by the hair and tries to send it back on the same spot. However a groggy but adrenaline fuelled Jack E Breaker plants his hands firmly on the mat whilst bringing his knees tucked underneath him, then thrusts his right elbow back into Viper�s face, prompting Viper to get back on her feet and slam her right fist square into his bloody and closed eye socket, knocking a rising Worlds Superior backwards against the ropes. Viper doesn�t hesitate in trying to follow up her attack, but with his vision impaired, Jack takes a jumping right high kick to the side of the head, and immediately fires back with a left hook to the temple, followed by a crushing right hook that slams against the other side of Viper�s jaw and causes her entire head to violently shake. Jack quickly catches her by grabbing her head, and follows up with a left knee to the abdomen, then releases the head and slams his right fist underneath her chin, lifting her clean off her feet with a brutal uppercut. Instead of following up, an exhausted, bloody faced and pain ridden Jack E Breaker leans back on the ropes, as Viper gets off her back, swings herself onto her knees and gets back onto her feet. She immediately walks towards Jack, but out of nowhere, Jack swings his right leg around and aims for the head with a roundhouse kick, stopping Viper in her tracks and she loses her balance as she ducks underneath it, and drops back down to the mat. Jack falls back against the ropes as he shouts in anger...

�COME ON VIPER! BRING YOURSELF TO MY FISTS YOU FUCKING BITCH!�

Viper quickly gets back onto her feet and looks at Jack who steadies himself, whose bruised and swollen face is covered by a thick crimson mask. The crowd are shouting out a mixture of cheers and boos, as both Viper takes a fighting stance and an infuriated Jack E Breaker tucks his chin and brings his fists up to his face as he looks right back at her with his good eye, that is also starting to swell due to the high kick taken. Viper runs right in and tries to front kick Jack in the chest, but Jack blocks with his forearms then launches a stinging left kick to the right thigh, followed by a right hook to the side of the head that misses, and Viper retaliates with a vicious right fist to the good eye, causing Jack to stumble backwards into the corner. Any hope of Jack winning this match looks to be quickly fading as Viper quickly closes the distance and is able to fire two forearms to the closed right eye of the Worlds Superior, but Jack quickly applies a waistlock to Viper and lifts her up off her feet, only for Viper to fight out of any belly to belly attempt by sticking both thumb nails into his eyes, causing Jack to drop her and scream out in pain and frustration. However instead of releasing the hold, Jack shakes his head then slips behind Viper, keeping the waistlock applied, then lifts her away from the turnbuckle, RUNS HER FORWARD TO THE CENTRE OF THE RING AND SHOVES HER AWAY, AND VIPER TURNS AROUND BUT JACK LEAPS OFF HIS FEET WHILST SWINGING HIS RIGHT LEG AROUND, AND BRUTALLY SMASHES THE LOWER HALF OF HIS SHIN STRAIGHT INTO VIPER�S MOUTH WITH A BEAUTIFUL LEAPING ROUNDHOUSE KICK, CAUSING VIPER�S KNEES TO BUCKLE AS SHE DROPS TO THE MAT IN AN UNCONSCIOUS HEAP.

The crowd scream out in shock and begin to fill the arena with deafening cheers as both warriors lie on the mat. Viper has been knocked clean out here, and despite everything he has done, the crowd are behind the Worlds Superior as Jack desperately butt scoops himself to the nearest corner with his hands and feet. Outside the ring, Rachael is standing silent and looking on in horror with her right hand across her mouth, looking as her husband who cannot even see her, for bloody tears are dripping out of his closed left eye and his right eye is almost completely swelled shut. Jack NEEDS to get out of the cage as he pulls himself into the corner, grabs hold of the top ropes then pulls himself back onto his feet. He staggers across the ring, using the top rope to guide him and can even hear the door opening as he nears the exit. As he nears, he can the screams and cheering of the crowd. Viper is stirring however, and she slowly rolls herself onto her stomach whilst clutching her face, that is also stained with blood. It is clear that Jack feels so weak as he leans over the top rope, but he needs to get the hell out of the cage right now because Viper has just pushed herself up onto her knees. But instead, Jack turns around, walks over to a rising Viper, grabs her neck, THEN DRIVES HIS RIGHT KNEE UP INTO VIPER�S JAW, DROPPING HER ONTO HER KNEES. THE CROWD SCREAM OUT IN CHEERS AS JACK PUSHES HER HEAD IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS, LIFTS HER UP OVER HIS HEAD AND HOLDS HER UP BY THE ARMPITS. THE CROWD ARE DEAFENING AS JACK ELEVATES HER UP AS HIGH AS HE CAN, AND DROPS DOWN ONTO WHILST CATCHING AND CLUTCHING VIPER�S HEAD OVER HIS SHOULDER, AND LANDS FLAT OUT ONTO HIS BACK WHILST DRIVING THE BACK OF VIPER�S NECK INTO HIS SHOULDER, EXECUTING THE DEVASTATING TYPE R NECKBREAKER.

The entire arena is filled with deafening cheers, as both competitors are again lying on their backs. Viper lies eagle spread on the mat, breathing heavily and looks to be out of it as Jack takes a second to recover from the fatigue, then uses all the strength he has left in his body to roll himself onto his stomach, and he begins to slowly drag himself with his hands, forearms and elbows to the exit that he can barely see. He knew that he wouldn�t have escaped in time before executing the Type R Neckbreaker, and now he desperately crawls on his belly, no longer caring if Viper is moving or not, as he heads to the exit to win the match and save himself from further harm�

The moments ticked away as Jack crawled inch by inch, cursing in frustration beneath his breath as he tried to force his eyes open. Seeing only blurred images, if that. Jack guided himself to the door by the chants of the crowds as they rooted him on.

J.R: "Jack E. Breaker may just pull a huge upset here tonight that's if he can just keep going"

King: "I don't know, Jack is pretty far gone, look at the man, his eyes are swollen shut, i don't even know if he can see anything at all at this point"

But behind him, Viper stirred. Nails dug deeply into the canvas, her lips parted and slowly began to curve into a slight but sinister smile, and then, her eyes opened once again.

"Ohhh Jack, i'm coming for you..." Viper laughed softly as she began to move her injured body into a kneeling position and slowly raised her head, her face hidden beneath her hair. As she knelt, she ran her hands over her neck and looked ahead at Jack's headstart.

"I see youuuuu"

Jack gritted his teeth and crawled faster, attempting several times to get to his feet only to find himself back down with the crowd cheering then letting out collective sighs when he fell.

J.R: "Jack is really trying and he's getting closer. If he can just get to that door"

King: "IF is right, Viper isn't about to let him get to it if she can help it and she can!"

Just then the crowds exploded as Viper was now standing albeit shakily but whatever headstart that Jack had gained, it was quickly taken away as Viper began to walk towards him, smirking as she stalked him with every step. "Race you" Viper challenged with glee then narrowed her eyes at the man who was inching closer to the door.

"Here, let me help" She taunted giving Jack a kick on the ass that knocked him forward onto his face. "Geeze Jack, have you been drinking again?" she grinned and then to the surprise of the crowd and Jack himself, Viper stood over Jack as he pushed himself back up then sat down on Jack's back! "Giddyap!"

Incensed at Viper's mockery, Jack knelt up and reached back, grabbing Viper's legs and dropping her on her back! But as Jack spun his body around to work on Viper, she yanked her legs away and rolled herself back onto her feet to greet Jack with a kick to the face!

J.R: "What a horrible thing to do!? Viper just kicked a blind man! How is he going to defend himself?"

King: "Jack can defend himself and he isn't blind, he just can't see right now"

Jack rolled on the canvas clutching his face with fresh blood seeping down his face much to Viper's pleasure. It was time to end this and Viper would be the one to do it. Instead of going towards the door, Viper took to the ropes and started to climb to the top of the cage but as she stared back down from on top at Jack, who was once again struggling to get to the door, she stood up to the shock of the fans..

J.R: "Dear lord!! No! No! That's suicide! That's murder!"

King: "It's BOTH! Good god she's going to go for it!"

An immediate hush fell over the entire arena as Viper perched then jumped, plummeting down onto Jack with a 5 Star Splash from on top of the cage! The flashes from the cameras went off in the light show of light shows as Viper splashed down on Jack, leveling him into the canvas!

J.R: "What a trainwreck! Jack and Viper are both down! This is madness! These two superstars have been giving their all!"

King: "By the looks of them, I think their all is splattered all over the mat! We should get the emts out here, what are they waiting for anyways!?"
On the mat, Viper had rolled off of Jack holding her ribs in pain, her arm wrapping tightly around herself as she continued to whince in agony. It may have been Jack that took the brunt of that high impact move but Viper was feeling it as well. Still clutching her ribs, Viper started to crawl and then as if willingly herself, slowly started to push up to her knees. It was over as far as Viper was concerned and as she got to her feet, she looked back at Jack laying on the mat writhing and clutching at his own ribs, she smiled and proceeded to walk backwards towards the door.

"You want to go again Jack" Viper half coughed, a trickle of blood pooling at the corner of her lips.

"All you have to do is get up. Come on Jack, I dare you! Get up!"

Viper continued her taunting through the boos and cheers and then an renewed explosion of cheers rocked the arena, Jack was moving and Jack was working his way up to his feet in the middle of the ring.

J.R: "UNBELIEVABLE! Jack is still going to try and win!"

King: "I can't believe my eyes! Where is he getting it from?! Why is risking it all like this!?"

As Jack started to move towards her, Viper backed up, getting closer and closer to the door till she was just a few feet away from the door.

"Come on Jack, here I am, come and get me..if you can"

Viper suddenly stops.

"What the hell?"

Viper tries to back up again.

"Wha...Viper is suddenly interupted as she goes flying across the ring into one of the sides of the cage.

JR: What in the hell...Folks I'm not sure what just happened but it looks like Viper is out cold.

King: Quick someone call 911...call the ghostbuster's...call somebody.

Jack slowly begins to get to his feet, half way there he's hoisted into the air, and thrown into one of the other sides of the ring.

King: JR, go in there and see what's doing all this.

JR: Someth...Folks in all this devistation both Viper and Jack are beginning to move...

Suddenly Jack is once again hoisted into the air by something that is unseen, his face is rammed up against the steel mesh of the cage and ran back and forth...Viper takes the advantage and heads for the door...Jack's body hits the floor and Viper is stopped short of the door.

"Going somewhere, honey?"She's once again thrown across the ring into one of the six sides of the cage.

Once again Jack's body is raised into the air, this time he's thrown toward the door, the force of the throw sends Jack crashing through the door, and onto the floor outside the ring.

JR: Who or what just threw Jack out of the ring?

King: OH MY GOD JR. Look who it is...I don't believe it...

JR: King I think it would be safe to say business is about to pick up...

King: And business is bad JR. It's badassed...

Standing in the center of the ring was none other than....
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Looks like a family reunion. I should get going about now.

Through the whole match, Gojinn has sat still, and hasn�t spoken a word. He stands up now though, and swings the sledge onto his shoulder, taking up his steel chair with his free hand. He kicks it shut, and holds it on his other shoulder. He�s seen what he needed to see for tonight.

Jack lies helpless, as does Viper. He feels like he should help, but figures if he does, he�ll just end up attacking them too anyway, so he turns and walks away through the back, looking over his shoulder once to the stranger who�s been revealed.

As he passes through the curtain, he hears the crowd screaming in shock and awe, and he grins, knowing a new age is dawning upon the DWF�.

Posted on May 14, 2006, 4:49 PM

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Movie Review: Silent Hill

by The Poisoned Phoenix

Welcome to The Poisoned Phoenix your movie entertainment review of the newest movies either in theaters or out on DVD. Here I will take you into the depths of greatest movies and the worst movies out there today. I will try to review a new movie weekly, giving you my opinion�but I would and do suggest that you see the movies for yourself.

Silent Hill (2006)
Starring:
Radha Mitchell as Rose Da Silva (Finding Never Land)
Sean Bean as Christopher Da Silva (Troy)

Plot:Sharon is a little girl who sleepwalks and has seizures; lately they've been getting worse. She keeps mentioning the same thing in her trances: Silent Hill. Over the protests of her husband, she flees with her child. She ends up driving through a portal in reality, which takes her to the eerie and deserted town of Silent Hill. Sharon disappears in Silent Hill, and Rose follows what she thinks is her daughter's silhouette all over town. It's soon clear the town is not like any place she's ever been. It's inhabited by a variety of creatures and a living darkness that descends and literally transforms everything it touches. The human inhabitants - the ones who are left - are trapped and fighting a losing battle against the Darkness. Joined by a cop named Cybil, who was pulled in with her, Rose searches for her little girl while learning the history of Silent Hill, and that Sharon is just a pawn in a larger game. To save her daughter, Rose makes a deal with a demon in the form of a little girl. But will the deal save her daughter, or only damn them both?

Review:Most of the actors in this movie are not what you would call superstars, the only one that I recognize is Sean Bean. This movie starts off with Rose looking for her daughter Sharon who sleepwalks. She finds her atop a cliff not far from the house, when she gets to her Sharon begins to scream Silent Hill, Silent Hill. Her parents discuss the situation and Rose wants to take Sharon to Silent Hill.

Next we see Rose and Sharon stopped on the side of the road, Rose explains to Sharon what happens to her, as Sharon says she don�t remember�they stop in a small town, where Rose finds the drawings Sharon�s been doing, but they have now gone from the happy little drawings to these dark mysterious drawings full of darkness and a lot of red. For some reason the female motorcycle copy, Cybil, suspects something is up with Rose and Sharon. Why isn�t really clear, since they aren�t acting suspicious. As Rose drives off, Cybil writes down the license plate number of her Jeep Liberty.

Next we see Rose driving down the road, when we hear a siren, we see Cybil�s motorcycle pull up behind Rose. She pulls over, but as Cybil is approaching the vehicle Rose notices the sign that points to Silent Hill. She tells Sharon to keep her seat belt on and speeds off. Rose is speeding down the road when she comes to a bridge that is blocked by a gate she slams through the gate, and nearly hits a child in the middle of the street, causing her to wreck her vehicle and is knocked unconscious.

Rose awakens she�s got cobwebs in her head, but we see that the passenger seat is empty and Sharon is missing. Rose begins calling for Sharon, heading up the road she gets to a sign that says Welcome to Silent Hill. The town is totally deserted, she sees Sharon in the distance�a loud horn sounds and things start to go a little strange. Okay a lot strange, you�ll have to watch to find out what happens.

Rose runs around Silent Hill screaming for Sharon, she finally returns to her vehicle; where we once again meet up with Officer Cybil. This time she places Rose under arrest and we find out why she was suspicious of Rose and Sharon. Things once again begin to go strange as they are headed back down the hill where now the road has just disappeared leaving the only way to go is to the town of Silent Hill.

The story starts to get a little interesting here both women experience the strange happenings of Silent Hill. In the mean time Rose�s husband Christopher has made his way to Silent Hill and is met by a Detective they go into town searching for Rose and the lost officer, but return empty handed.

All-in-all the movie wasn�t a bad movie, I�ve seen worse. I am a fan of true horror, but it�s been so long since anyone has made a true horror film. The special effects are awesome, there are parts that will keep you on the edge of your seat, and even a few parts that will make you jump and look behind you.

My Rating:***� out of 5

Extra Information
Based primarily on the first two Silent Hill games.

The directions that Rose memorizes in the Hospital are the same as the Konami Code.

It took director Christophe Gans five years to obtain the rights to make the film. He was given the rights after he sent Konami a video of an interview describing how much Silent Hill meant to him. Along with the interview, he sent scenes that he filmed on his own dollar cut up and overlayed with music from the games.

Posted on May 5, 2006, 11:06 PM

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An exclusive interview with Candice Fairchild (TF-Previously recorded on 11-27-05)

by Darkside Wrestling Federation

"Daniel Douglas of CNN. Today I have the distinct pleasure of speaking with Candice Fairchild, the president of the Dwf sports entertainment promotion. A new promotion that has taken the industry by storm and the reason for it's success, it's headed by several very prominent and well known industry leaders. "There's Vice President, Dr, Damien Death, a man whose reputation preceeds him as he has done it all from coming up in the ranks to holding world championship reigns to managing a wrestling promotion."

"The devious Aggression General Manager, Shane Lestat who has run the gamut from managing wrestlers to holding a managment position and is currently doing that again. The creative and driven talent, Strikezone General manager Kevin McKain who is about to show the industry what he can do. Last but by far the least, the newly appointed Commissioner, Nyeka. A past and possibly present wrestling star that has sent aftershocks through the industry, not only because of her appointment, but the mystery surrounding, who appointed her in that position."

"Before we start, i'd like to quote Ms. Fairchild from an earlier interview she had with E!"

"A good Sports entertainment promotor is many things to his or her roster,� remarked Fairchild. �He or she can be a friend, a mentor, a coach, or wear one of any number of hats depending on the circumstances. That is what I am and that is what I do"

D.D: It is a pleasure to have you with us Ms Fairchild

CF: The pleasure is all mine

D.D: Let's go back to the beginning if we may. You held a large party for the talent, the stars that make up the Dwf just before the public announcement was made; why was that important for you to do?

CF: Because the stars are the most important aspect of this company. Without their hard work and committment every time they step into the ring, we, the Dwf would have never gotten the fan support and the ensuing t.v deal to showcase their talents in every home. It was important to me that they heard the news directly from me, as this is how I have always established my relationship with the roster and my management team. . I make myself available, accessible and personally recognize their vital contributions to the company.

D.D: Your background sports entertainment and sports marketing is well documented, how is this wrestling promotion different than the one you were once with or others for that matter?

A: There are many major differences. First, I have greater involvement in how this promotion is run and while that brings greater responsibility, i've got to be honest with you Mr. Douglas, I welcome it and I relish it. Second, there's a greater sense of freedom. I know what makes a promotion successful and let's be honest, it's one part managment and two parts the roster. Those under your roof are the lifeblood of any successful company, if you give them your best, they in turn will give you their best.

I've seen and made note of the mistakes that other promotions make and I can tell you right now, those mistakes will not be repeated here in the Dwf. But differences aside, three are a lot of similarities in that you are selling the personalities and focusing on the emotional involvement of the fan. You are using television, live events and products, namely, merchandise bearing the star's names, images and catch phrases. They are living representations of the unique personalities that we are proud and fortunate to have in the Dwf. Every time a fan wears a tee, a hat or supports their favorite superstar by chanting their names or catch phrases, they become part of each and every show

The goal is to make the emotions of the fan so strong that they integrate them and the product into their lives. It�s interesting when you see the fans arrive wearing a tee from one superstar while another wears a different one. Those fans identify with our stars, connect with them on a level where they want to recreate that magic wherever they go. It lets the fan relive that experience over and over again.

D.D: Undeniably, the Dwf's locker room is quite possibly the most impressive in the industry so i'd like to ask you about the free agents coming up from the indy's and other promotions. What is the Dwf's strategy in signing them?

CF: Not possibly, they are the most impressive in the industry. We(the Dwf) take a great deal of pride when people praise our locker room and our wrestler�s attitudes. That's because we, take the time to look at each potential free agent on a case by case basis. If they are a right fit, we invite them to join us and sign them right away. You see Mr. Douglas, our first priority is the talent and to expose them to as many people as we possibly can. The stars that join the Dwf have worked their butts off here and they deserve this exposure to show the world how amazing their talent is.

D.D: Ms. Fairchild, on a more personal note. You left a company where most would say, you were set for life. You had job security and financially, you were in a great position to put it delicately. Could you tell us why the bold move?

A discernible smile immediately beamed from ear to ear as Candice looked at the interviewer. It became evident to Daniel Douglas and the viewers watching that she was about to impart some invaluable wisdom.

CF: While I understand how many cannot fathom a person's decision to walk away from status, fame and the allure of material possesions, there are many who can, those are the people that love what they do. Quite simply Mr. Douglas. I love the business that i'm in

Unfortunately, this is a pretty cut-throat business where many of those in power sometimes abuse that power. Where promoters often sell their show atop a soulless landfill of broken promises, dreams and broken bones and all to sate their own overblown egos. In this world, it is an inspiring thing to see when you see the men and women of this federation not selling or having to sell their souls at the expense of their principles. No. Mr. Douglas, I would not sell mine, and neither would the supertars nor the managment of the Dwf.

But to get back to your question, I am my father's daughter in other words. My father and Dwf Ceo, John Fairchild is a self made man. (Interviewer's note- That's multi-billionaire John Fairchild III) He is an entrepreneur like his father before him and his father before him. I wanted to establish a promotion where the stars, the artists and they are artists Mr.Douglas, could do what they love best without limits on how far or how high they can go. So you could say that those that have struggled and labored only to feel the sting of frustration and relative obscurity can bask in the limelight alongside those that have achieved the success and fame that all have endeavoured to possess.

D.D: Which brings me to my next question. Ms Fairchild, you have become more visible when you have generally remained behind the scenes, is there a reason?

CF: There's always a reason Mr.Douglas. Before, I wanted to prove myself, not by who my family was but by who I was and what I could do. Now that I have, you'll all be seeing alot more of me.

D.D: Last question. When will we see you and the Dwf next?

C.F: Why live at Aggression on December 2nd. This is our pilot t.v. show where you will all have the chance to see what we can do. The Dwf fans and the world haven't seen anything yet!

D.D: Thank you Ms. Fairchild

CF: Thank you Mr.Douglas.

Posted on Apr 12, 2006, 5:25 PM

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