Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear, Newfoundland when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in St. John's.
The doctor looked at Johnny and said "Let's have the fingers, and I'll see what I can do. "John said, "I haven't got the fingers."
"What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2003. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them
back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"
Furious John says, "How the #@&%! was I supposed to pick them up!?!."