MGUNZ.....care to translate this here for me!!! LOL
(no login) Posted Oct 14, 2001 5:24 PM
Well, I heert tell a this har city slicker, withn his fahn blayk cahr an his cityfied 3 peas striped suit. Por thang, he wuz a feelin' mighty poorly after
a long day a workin his fool haid off in hiz fancy office......So, he upn dee-cited to take his self a ride thu the country side on his way home.
Well, y'all know us country folk, we gotta make r hay whilst the sun is still a shinin, an he come acrost a farmer in his ev'r day overalls. He had hisself a
roadsided stand. He was a sellin' them thar natural things to cure what ails ya. City slicker, he gits hisself outta that thar fancy cahr a hisn, an says, Farmer...... A yep, what kin ah do ya fer? Well, says the city slicker, What do you have to help a feller get smarter?
The farmer, well, he got hisself this big chessycat grin on hisn face an he says, well this heah jah a smaht pills. They's jist the thang fo y'all! Ah even
got mah garuntee on thisn!
So the city slicker left, an lo an beholt, he come back in a week!
He iz a fussin an a fumin! Now, looky heah, ol' man, Y'all garunteed me that ah wuz a gonna be smahter aftern ah took these heah pills!
Ah did indeedy, sez the farmer.
Well, let me tell y'all.....Ah done took these heah pills faithful like for a week,
an' all ah can tell ye hiz that from the way they look n smell, well, ah think you jist sol' me nothin but a jar full a rabbit droppins!
Well bless mah sol sez the farmer! They dun workt! See y'all iz a gittin smarter already!