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  • A good massage is all you need...
    • sb (no login)
      Posted Aug 29, 2003 5:10 AM

      Listen to this: When I take my 13-year-old Chris to get a haircut, I take him to a barber shop. Same place a lot of jarheads from Quantico get their daily high-and-tights. But when the ex takes him for a haircut, she takes him to this salon where, while he's getting his hair cut, he gets a pedicure AND A MASSAGE! Can you believe that? I was in my mid-20's before I had my first massage! I've got to find out the name of this salon...

      Been busy here, too, Clare. Plan to spend the 3-day holiday weekend just working and working out. No time for a love life (sigh...).

      Say, I heard from a reliable source that successful porn stars create their names by combining their middle name and the name of the street they lived on as a kid. So my successful porn star name would be Michael 12th Street Northeast. And yours would be???

      Till next time, relax, stop to smell the flowers, have a pint (or two) of Guinness stout, and enjoy the long Labor Day weekend.
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