This should do for starters ...

Bowie is a talentless poof ....

Come on readers, you have ago, it's easy

I appreciate that Bowie is doing diddly squat these days but why do you (and I hope PK if he reads your post) feel it necessary to post inflammatory comments designed to upset individuals?

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I smile and go off waving
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http://www.helden.org.uk

it seems I have cracked your crystal young man ...I'll start a new thread for you if you like, but for now please move along unless you have some Sparkina crystal cracking suggestions ...


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i suspect the great Sparkina is quite capable of looking after herself

During the glass spider tour, when Bowie picked a random audience member from the stage to dance with him during Bang Bang, it could have been Sparkina if she was there.

Such a romantic & spontaneous gesture from the gentleman, it made my heart flutter

How uncanny was it that it was the same fan on every date of the tour!

> How uncanny was it that it was the same fan on every date of the tour!

It wasn't a fan, it was Courtney "Loves" Cox.

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Melissa danced like an angel with the gentleman. My heart skipped a beat watching it.

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"it seems I have cracked your crystal young man ...I'll start a new thread for you if you like, but for now please move along unless you have some Sparkina crystal cracking suggestions ...


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i suspect the great Sparkina is quite capable of looking after herself"


I suggest you get to bed before your mum finds out that you're up so late, young man!

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Baal

I smile and go off waving
(Amiably) - for that's my way

http://www.helden.org.uk

I'm not sure The Gentleman is a gentleman. Would a gentleman strut around in a ladies blouse and lipstick scaring young children? I think not!

> Would a gentleman strut around in a ladies blouse and lipstick scaring young children?

I don't see what Michael Jackson has got to do with it.

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Depends on how he looks in the blouse.

It was definitely murder - but was it art?

<<I'm not sure The Gentleman is a gentleman. Would a gentleman strut around in a ladies blouse and lipstick scaring young children? I think not!>>

Now why in the name of Ziggy Stardust would a young child be scared of David Bowie?

Dear Sparkina, I solved a very puzzling Bow-mantic riddle, about which you expressed curiosity in the shape of a thread some weeks ago...

*Who inspired Be My Wife?*

Let's think.

The year is 1976-7. Berlin. Bowie was done with the USA, done with Ziggy, (almost) done with orange hair, done with cocaine (ahem!) and, according to Angie, he was long done with her guts. So, who could possibly be the sweetheart that brought out such a romantic and desperate facet of The Gentleman? Who made his heart race inside his perfect glowing torso, and served as muse to one of the most formidable musical stylings of the angelic voice?

Angie?

Coco?

Iggy?

























































































































































IT WAS ROMY HAAG!!!!!!!!!!!

How romantic! And how Bow-Mantic! The Gentleman was so enchanted by love he didn't care if his new sweetheart had a female set of lowers, a male set of lowers, or no set of lowers at all. It was all about the HEART for Mr. Bowie! (deep romantic breathy lady-sigh)

Although are you sure it was Romy Haag and not some lady named CAROLINE

This one is a cracker! http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bowie

'dirty old queer era'? LOL

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Man, I know it's a comedy spoof, but those Uncyclopedia folks were really razzing the h-e-double-golf-clubs out of The Gentleman.

<< I'm not sure The Gentleman is a gentleman >>

I remember when David Bowie was a radical, inventive, anti establishment, genius rather than being classed as a gentleman?

How times change

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<< Man, I know it's a comedy spoof, but those Uncyclopedia folks were really razzing the h-e-double-golf-clubs out of The Gentleman.>>

It was bloody funny though! LOL!

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