Get your Philips red and grey record player out, put Hunky Dory on it and place your ear up close to hear db laugh and breathe and chat?

I did... all the time.

No I did not. Happy to see you used the word 'did' or I'd be advising you to get out more!

With Ziggy then? I did! But I was only 9... and I'd usually been out to get a jubbly and four fruit salads beforehand.

Would the digital-age equivalent be curling up with Mr. iPod and listening to the above? Ooh...sounds so intimate - may have to do it tonight.

Nail me to my car

wot ? no black jacks ??