The Anti-Social Move, I'm Afraid

There were opinions expressed some time ago about the playing of ringtones on one's phone, and one or two were expressed with some heat.
Oh, well...I have mastered the somewhat arcane procedure and can now get my phone to play Mr. Alomar's S2S riff when a solicitor calls. I think the trick is to keep it short - that one's only three seconds - and avoid the obvious. It's amazing what the mind can think up when trying not to do one's taxes.

Do you remember your President Nixon?