I have been asked to perform this year, I have to auditon on saturday for two parts :

Dame Judie Drench or Carol Service.

It's a multi-faith production entitled 'Bindirella'



Tits and Explosions

You need the love of a good woman.That will sort you out son.

I'm told I somewhat resemble the good Dame...old and short. I'm sure you'll do splendidly.

I used to wake up the ocean

I'm sure you'll make an excellent Widow T'wanky.

Who's playing the principal boy and is she adept at thigh slapping?

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Sean,

Don't service Carol, have a laugh and drench Judy !!