every Halloween their jack-o-lantern would be smashed to smithereens out front of the house the morning after, not to mention some sick f***s (not me. Seriously!

Nah nah. I just saw it the next morning. -The Ed.) who would draw a pentagram on the street in front of the Deebs' (neighbors') house with shaving cream that was as wide as the street

... They used to have this thing where they all (the family and about twenty other people) where they would get into this big prayer circle in the living room.. They had paper lunch bags with candles burning inside them; weighed down by dirt. I used to go up on the porch and blow some of them out like birthday candles when they weren't looking

.. The prayer circles/chanting (not Buddhism: 100% full-on Christian) looked like some cult assembly or something.. I take the credit for the paper bag candles, but the pentagram, no. Maybe next time

LOL.
-"Since I'm going to Hell, bet ya $20.00 it looks like a Rob Zombie production

."