I made these pants out of an old Morrisey shirt!

"Are you the new bitch I ordered? Take a number and sit down."

I used to wake up the ocean

These Old Sheets make great underpants and Singlet
Bats

Bowie ch ch ch changes his legs .

Whaddya mean I'm too skinny for Sumo?

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Oh, not those jeans and that duffle again?

Can someone CHANGE my Nappy please!!!!

Bring On STATION TO STATION release..

Well if M&S offered you a multi million quid contract to advertise their underwear range what would you do!

I'ts easier money than getting off my arse to do a new album.

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Sort and deliver the mail? I don't think so...I am an artiste!

Here Bats I know you have another Fetish about Men,s Thighs
Now all bats neads to see is Bowie dressed as Boba Fett my first
Fetish is men in Helmets LOL!!!
Bats

Pah! NHS they can't even afford to give me a decent pair of Pajamas when I was rushed in here.

Still its inevitable I suppose because I've heard yellow bellies like Diamond Doug haven't got the guts or spine to fight for their declining under funded health service.

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I'm one mellow-thighed gent who will definitely put your spine out of place