Sale lady thinking: "I wonder where he got that duffel coat."

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I've been standing here like this for three days. Doesn't anyone realise I've had a stroke?

he was in the cubs don`t you know hence brolly and shades

Dib dib dib

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... dob dob dob

For crying in Amlapura, lady, for the last time, I'm NOT David Bowie. I'm just an ordinary urban husband and father who just happens to LOOK like David Bowie.

For crying in Amlapura, is that Sparkina stalking me and weighing me up?

Perhaps if I keep looking the other way and look a bit grumpy she might go away, either way I don't think the dark glasses disguise has worked.

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"Lessee...shades, brolly, bag...oh, fuck it, MY KEYS!"

I used to wake up the ocean

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WHAT!! doesn't anyone knows who I am !!!!! Fans where are you .
bats

Is this postman gonna deliver my letters?