Do you want a (sugar free) internal love?
I have a Jack Russell on me lap so I may miss words out or it may come out strange.
I had a letter today to a Mrs Refused Horton!
That's not my name, whoever it is i think the HSBC were trying to say something, anyrode I made some soup and witnessed a tortoise flying over our back yard, the should be hibernatering by now.

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