Got me eye on a nice cock for chrimbly. I wonder if Imogen does a nice one wiv all the trimmings for our Dave?



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I've never cooked a turkey...is that how you start?

I used to wake up the ocean

Wonder if s/he had scoliosis before s/he became dinner.. Either that, or it got impaled by one of King Arthur's swords or something.. What is it? The world's biggest thermometer, or, nah : it's a backbrace LOL .



-"Since I'm going to Hell, bet ya $20.00 it looks like a Rob Zombie production ."

good God it's shot all over the cabinets in the back there... cock squirting?

do you want a mint love?



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Christmas is coming
Crozier's Bonus is again getting fat
Please put 50p in the hard pressed, under valued, strike hit posties hat
If you haven't got 50p, a measly penny or two will do
If you can't spare some pennies then DiamondDoug ( DD = FUCK ) you!

A new year will soon be dawning
With the prospect of more postal industrial dispute
And corrupt Crozier, Mandelson, & co will again pocket all Royal Mails loot.
The work force will be casual /part time, they will be paid the minimum wage
Granny Doug's letter from DD will be stolen, which will be sure to fire his rage.
The few postal services left intact will hit an all time low
Whilst in the wings both myself and my 70's dinosaur colleagues will be nodding, laughing and smugly saying

We told you all so!


Merry bloody Xmas!








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you unhappy about sumfink?

Crozier is honest in the most odious sense of the word


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<< you unhappy about sumfink? >>


Yeah! a few things actually


< Crozier is honest in the most odious sense of the word >>


LOL!



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F@ck christmas.