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Bowie: "So what's on the menu, dahlin?"

Johansen: "I'm trying to watch my girlish figure so I can still fit into small leather shirts"

Bowie: (fondling self) "How bout some meat?"

"I'll make you a deal . . . . "

" So tell me Rachel, how did you and Lou first meet?"

Mist.

DB: And that's what we call in England a "silent but deadly".

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''I keep telling you not to wear Leather you just can't sweat especially after eating Indian Food,,''
Bats

I know you are disappointed that your parcel hasn't arrived but you must support the militant Royal Mail layabouts!

DB: Come on let's take our shirts off and rub ketchup over our chests ...

"They're real? Go on!"

I used to wake up the ocean

I'm not going to tell you again I'm not Jagger so pack it in .

So, David, I'm looking for a new guitarist. Can you introduce me to Johnny Thunders?

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So I reckon we get together with David Byrne, David Cassidy and David Crosby and do an album called "Five Guys Named David".

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"So, Mr Ferrigno, the leather vest, how does that work when you turn green?"

So it's agreed then, I arrange to have Steve Tyler killed and you arrange to have Tony DeFries killed. It's perfect, nobody will suspect either of us!

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Groan! the food in this underfunded NHS hospital canteen has given me food poisoning, I reckon its down to that anesthetist DiamondDoug. I've heard that as well as their normal jobs they are untrained as chief cook and bottle washers as well.

I suggest he joins his union and persuades them to fight for their proper employment terms and conditions a bit harder.

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I know you are disappointed that your parcel hasn't arrived but thats what happens when people rely on DHL, TNT, and co, we should have supported the posties when we had the chance.



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