Many years ago (try 25), while suffering through a miserable heat wave, I came up with the following prayer 'revisal'. And thought that with the current heat wave (at least here in Minnesota & surrounding areas), that it would be appropriate to post it for many to enjoy.
Now I lay me down to roast
I hope that I do not toast
And if I should fry before I poach
I hope I do not char-broil!