Angry Mountain? I'll just have an Angry Grassy Knoll, please...
That is a bit much unless you are an Olympic Athlete burning off 10-KCal a day... (Or you're going to split it three ways.)
Got that in a slightly saner version, and I'm game. Like One pair of cheese-breads, one patty, a healthy slab of Beefsteak Tomato, two or three strips of bacon, etc. And don't forget the grilled onions.
When I was young and dumb I could plow through that monstrosity and walk away unscathed wondering what's for dessert - can't get away with that one anymore.