You could turn it to rust, mix it with aluminum turnings, and have a nice fire.
Wind chimes? A bear trap? If you wait long enough you might find another and use them as legs for a workbench? Sure you don't want to clean it up, label it, and put it on a shelf? Turn it into a shelf?
There is a difference between a pack-rat and a hoarder. I haven't got a clue what the difference is but I am sure there is one.
