The SO's workplace had (note tense ) someone whose cube was a veritable NERF arsenal; however, no one else was particularly interested. This did not stop him popping off at random.
Finally, The SO grew sick of this, and began going around the cubes, taking any NERF ammo lying around, and hiding it in her desk.
As she put it: "I am engaging in a campaign of Unilateral Disarmament -- I am unilaterally disarming him." >