Not sure how many years ago I found this poem, and wish it was many years sooner, because I know my own father would have laugh at the 'truths' of it.
Faster then a speeding lawn mower,
More powerful then the lid of a pickle jar,
Able to diet with out losing a pound,
Look, up on the ladder...
It's a repair man....
It's a cash machine...
It's super DAD!
