Species-specific cars.

by Shalom

I'm reminded of this strip:http://techfox.comicgenesis.com/d/20010820.html where Jack is trying to get his beloved old T-bird repaired after storm damage, and is finding it hard to source parts.

Mechanic: "Ford has discontinued support for the high-geared transmission package. They're only supporting the low-end high-torque geared package. It'll have all the heavy-hauling power you'll ever want, but your top speed will be about 80mph."

Jack: "That's what you get with a transmission originally designed to haul elephants."

Jenny: "Elephants...?"

Jack: "Yeah, even Cecil [4200-pound giraffe] describes the passenger seat as 'roomy'".

Posted on Mar 6, 2017, 7:25 PM

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