...and like the City Gent in the sketch: Sandy needs to "steer into the skid".
"OK -- I get it; everyone wants to see me naked, or mostly so. Fine. I know a good, and discreet, photographer; I'll put together a wall calendar, and the proceeds will go to a charity of my choice. Folks want to see me en deshabille so bad, they can -- but they gotta pay for the privilege; and if it'll do someone else some good, so much the better."
[1: Not sure what charity that would be, tho'....]