I thought this was all about wacky inventions, scamming the Pentagon, hijinks, high-proof coffee and occasionally stapling Swampy to the roof?
So what if those hijinks sometimes have to do with paintballs?
If it was about paintballs I'd have left ages ago.
Next you'll tell me that Top Gear is about cars?
(Maybe it is now that they have 'drone-about-endlessly-evans' as a host, but back in the good old days with Clarkson, Hammond and May, it was wacky hijinks, crazy builds and surreal competitions that occassionally contained cars in one form or another. )