Normally, that'd be a joke. However, he's going to be in Alaska during Christmas to help a buddy of his drive back to the East coast when he get discharged from the Stryker brigade up there. (yes, 20 & 21 year olds driving Alaska, Canada & the US in the winter...shudder)
He'd try to drag it down here & turn it into another mudtruck.
Along those lines...Get some paddle/tractor tires & start a back country pizza delivery service?