Re: January 2011 -- Marvin Lewis Re-Signing

"Today, with the communications you have, you can talk to people anytime, anywhere in this country, and we do. You don't have to have a guy sitting in an office doing just that. You can carry this information with you as you travel and then communicate when it's necessary, and that's what we do."

TODAY?! F*CKING TODAY!?! REALLY!?

Dude, this is called a f*cking phone! and it was invented in like the '30s. And I have another interesting tidbit for you brownhole, it not only works in the country, but, stay with me here, you can even communicate with people in Canada, or Mexico, or even Europe! I know, I know, settle down its crazy! Just take your meds and tell yourself your a good owner and daddy likes you until you fall asleep. This guy must be delusional or crazy or just a truly soulless person, which is it?

And then this...

"I don't think it works badly"

Well motherf*cker you SHOULD KNOW if its working or not! Thats your "job," remember? The one you get, or I should say give yourself, the annual million dollar bonus for?

Well here is a f*cking hint: LOOK AT YOUR RECORD! ITS NOT F*CKING WORKING!

"We do do, and we do it at a very, very high level," Lewis said.