1. When my last little guy was "delivered" (again, C-Section)--the nurse that was doing the "wipedown" and measurements made these comments:
a. "Wow--he has pretty eyes"
b. "Big hands..."
c. "Big feet...."
d. "OH WOW--HE'S WELL-ENDOWED!!!!!!"
LMAO--Daddy was proud. The wife? Not so thrilled.....
2. When we got 5-year old home from the hospital--his first diaper change?
HE PEE'S ON DADDY!!!!!!
3. When we get 2-year old home from the hospital--his first diaper change?
HE PEE'S ON DADDY!!!!!!
No matter how prepared you are, Bronco--you will get the pee-on daddy manuveur. Even IF you have fast reflexes and can put the front of the diaper up for the "urine force field", you will miss at least once.
"So he got fired? Big deal. It's happened to the best of us. So he got kicked out of his house by his 400 lb'ed wife?!?!? That's probably better for him anyways."-OldSchooler on ChrisMBHater's absence
