"The bungs play the Giants this year - don't be surprised to see him be a factor in that game."
Yep. I could see this:
"Redheaded Stepchild over the middle to Gresham--INTERCEPTED BY RIVERS!!!!! Boy oh Boy--I guess Caughlin can teach his LB'ers how to cover a TE after all...."
"RB#2 carries the ball--FUMBLIAAAAHHHHH!!!! FUMBAROOSKI!!!!!! Is that Rivers with the ball? I think I've seen it all...."
"Redheaded Stepchild back to pass--perfect on the drive so far...this will be for the game winner....SACKED!!!! SACKED!!!! DALTON FUMBLES--NO TUCK RULE HERE....RIVERS COMES UP WITH THE BALL SOMEHOW--AND REMINSCENCE OF THE JASON TAYLOR SACKING OF AKILLME SMITH BACK IN THE 90s--RETURNS IT FOR A TD...GAME OVER!!!!! Oh those 'Keystone Cop Bungles'--they have gone back to the cellar where they belong...."
"So he got fired? Big deal. It's happened to the best of us. So he got kicked out of his house by his 400 lb'ed wife?!?!? That's probably better for him anyways."-OldSchooler on ChrisMBHater's absence