<< Previous Topic | Next Topic >>Return  

Some Mike Brown Christmas Carols!!!

December 7 2001 at 6:46 PM
Score 5.0 (1 person)

chris-MBHATER  (Login chris-MBHATER)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
from IP address 209.251.10.50

These are taken from another site......
I hope this is OK to do.
They are just too appropriate not to exist on MBS.com.

___________________________________
By "Cicero"
(Along the lines of the Twelve days of Christmas:)

On the 12th day of Christmas, Mikey gave to us-
"12 threats to leave town
11 bumbling rejects
10 losing seasons
9 free agent has-beens
8 PSL bills
7 tax excuses
6 pro-longed hold-outs
5 Carl Pic-kens Clause
4 First round busts
3 wins a year
2 High School scouts
1 A daughter who won't change a thing"

____________________________________

By "E"

Jingle Bells anyone ?

Flipping through the shows, there's Cincy game
On the field we know, these Bengals are the same
The worm will turn he says, the foundation has been layed
Mike Brown leads the way again, it's losers on parade

Oh, Offense smells ,defense jells, special teams layed an egg
Top ten in the draft again, we are well on our way, HEY !
Offense smells, defense jells, special teams layed an egg
When will it end ?, who knows my friend, so give me a who dey

WHO DEY !!!

_____________________________________

By "soP"



A Bengal Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Paul’s grounds
Not a film machine was whirring, not a win could be found;
The balance sheets and ledgers were displayed with great care,
In hopes that Paul Tagliabue soon would be there;
The Brown family was safe in their million-dollar beds,
While visions of cash registers rang through their heads;
And Mike in his tweed, with a cat in his lap,
Sat down by the credenza to finish next year's Cap;
When out on the field there was heard a big shout,
Mike sprang from his roost to check it all out.
Away to the Club Level he flew like a flash,
All the while leaving a trail of cold cash.
The moon on the stadium at the edge of downtown
Drew an audible chuckle from a satisfied Brown,
When, what to his wandering eyes should appear,
But ghosts of mistakes from the past ten years.
The noise was outrageous, like a yard full of chickens;
And the loudest of all was an angry Carl Pickens.
More rapid than interceptions and fumbles they came,
And Carl whistled, and shouted, and called them by name"
Now, Kitna! now, Klingler! Now, Rackers and Carter!
On, Akili! On, Coslet, Big-Daddy and Reinard!
From the SportsCenter lowlights, to a high pick in the draft,
Brought to you by a man who knows not his craft.
As errant passes from a Bengal QB's hand fly,
When they miss the receiver, make a Bengal fan cry,
So into the locker room the masses, they huddled,
Looking for big fluffy towels with which they could cuddle.
And then, in an instant, there was seen on the roof,
A cloud of white smoke that arose with a poof.
As Mike picked up the phone to give Coach Dick a call,
In front of him appeared the ghost of dad Paul.
He was dressed in an overcoat, with a hat on his head -
He looked pretty good for a man who's long dead;
A bag of used jocks was balanced on his shoulder,
And a playbook that was dusty, and probably much older.
His eyes - oh, they looked around, to and fro
As they checked out the home of a team sunk so low.
At the corner of his saddening eyes formed a tear -
He knew what had been happening year after year.
He tried not to think of the teams he had run,
Of the games he had coached in, games he had won.
He put away memories of doing so well
After being chased out of Cleveland by a man named Modell.
He was terribly sad, and a bit dismayed
At the way that his beloved Bengals had played.
And the cause of the losing, bad decisions, and the like,
Was the man who took over, Paul's oldest son Mike.
Paul spoke not a word, there was nothing to say;
He just shook his head, then started drifting away.
With Mike in control, the team had no hope,
No direction, no leadership, talent, or scope.
The ghost of the founder slowly started to fade,
Like the future of the team when Mike turned down Ditka's trade.
He left Mike these words, as he returned to whence he came,
"Son, I think it's about time you get out of this game."

_______________________________________

By "D-CAT"

Mikey the Red Faced Owner.(sung to the tune of "Rudolph-the Red Nosed Reindeer.")

Mikey the red faced owner
Had a very shiney head
And if he ever used it
He would not appear brain dead

All of the other owners
They still laugh and call him names
None of his high paid players
win him any football games

With a decade in the dump
Some fans came to say
Mikey with your team so bad
Can we resurrect your dad?

We'd have a chance at winning
Why oh why can't Mikey see?
He's only known for losing
Worst in NFL history!

Worst - in - N-F-L His-try!

__________________________________

By "AussieBengal"


Silent Night

Silent Night, Lonely Night
No more wins, in our sight
Our John Kitna
So pleasant & mild
Fumbles & thows picks
That drives us all wild

Give us your money please
Give us your money please

Silent Night, Lonely night
Defense quakes
At the sight
Of our Special Teams well below par
Please leave Mr Roberts
Neil has gone too far

Give us your money please
Give us your money please

Slient Night, Happy Night
Bucks are rolling in
To Mike Browns delight
Crappy contracts to second rate guys
11 years of suffering brings tears to our eyes

Sleep in monetary peace
From all of the fans who we did fleece

__________________________________


By "SheBengal"

"O Come, All Ye Suckers"

O come, all ye suckers
Come and buy your PSL
O come, ye, o come ye, to Paul Brown Stadium
Come and enrich me, all you idiotic fans

O come and please enrich me,
O come and please enrich me,
O come and please enrich me-e-e
All you Bengals fans

__________________________________

By "Betsy"

"Santa claus is coming to town"

You better pay up,
You better not cry,
Renew your PSLs, I'm telling you why:
Who dey gonna beat dat Mike Brown?

He's got a draft list,
He's checking it twice,
He's gonna look for low potential at a very high price--
Who dey gonna beat dat Mike Brown?

We can't stop kickoff re-turns--
And missed field goals are keen--
We do have a great defense,
We don't need no stinking special teams!

The offense won't score
With no quarterback,
Shutting Dillon down's a cinch if they know we can't pass...
Who dey gonna beat dat Mike Brown?

He knows you love your Bengals--
You hope that they'll come 'round--
You built him a new stadium,
To keep them here in town!

Lose year after year,
And sucker the fans,
It's all part of The Master Plan.
Who dey gonna beat dat Mike Brown?

Who dey gonna beat dat Mike Brown!

______________________________________


I admit to the authorship of one of these. After all, I can't use chris-MBHATER everywhere I go! I will say I'm not "shebengal" or "Betsy."

Hope it's OK to cut and paste these here Fraidy.

Happy Holidays one and all!

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   
AuthorReply

chris-MBHATER
(Login chris-MBHATER)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
209.251.10.90

And Another........

Score 3.0 (1 person)
December 8 2001, 3:52 PM 

A re-write of "The Little Drummer Boy"

The Little Dumber Boy

Mi-key why are you so dumb dumb dumb dumb?
You brough in Jon Kitna dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
You still let Rackers kick dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
You really make me sick
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb
Why are you such a prick? dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Mikey you scum

They built a field for you dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And all concessions too dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
When will they get a clue? dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Their brains are made of glue
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb
I wish someone would sue dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Mikey you scum

When will you step down Mike? dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
When will you take a hike? dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
When will you be like dad? dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
When will you make us glad?
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb
Why is your team so bad? dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
'Cause you're a scum

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   
caseyatthebat21
(no login)
204.118.177.21

Encore!! Encore!!!

No score for this post
December 8 2001, 4:56 PM 

Chris, I want to order the CD!!!!

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   
steelc
(Login steelcurtain)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
64.12.97.7

not bad

No score for this post
December 8 2001, 6:32 PM 


This is funny stuff even if you did use some other author to write this.But Mikey is no fool look at the begining of the season most of you were going to the Supor bowl who-dey,who-dey who going to beat those Bengals about everyone thats who.Merry Christmas to your family and keep up with the humor.

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

chris-MBHATER
(Login chris-MBHATER)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
209.251.10.90

Well.......

No score for this post
December 8 2001, 8:26 PM 

I did write two of them......"little dumber boy" included.

Glad you liked it, even if I don't really think you're a Steeler fan.

I'd like to see some other re-writes of Christmas songs by anyone who can contribute. It's just so easy, really. And perfect for MBS.com and the season of Christmas! Beng777? Boodey? Anyone?


 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

BengalFanInNJ
(Login BengalFanInNJ)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
152.163.207.74

NICE JOB!

No score for this post
December 8 2001, 8:46 PM 

Good work. Very poignant, and very true.

Kudos.

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

(no login)
4.43.202.206

Ditka's Trade

No score for this post
December 8 2001, 5:36 PM 

Chris...

This stuff is priceless!

"...The ghost of the founder slowly started to fade,
Like the future of the team when they turned down Ditka's trade..."

...And that about sums it up!

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

chris-MBHATER
(Login chris-MBHATER)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
209.251.26.184

Re: Ditka's Trade

No score for this post
December 9 2001, 7:13 PM 

"soP" who posted the "Bengal Christmas" re-write gets the credit for that bit of genius. Apparently he wrote it last year and just changed a few names to make it fit this seasons circumstances and players.

I'm expecting your own contribution Beng777! After-all, you come up with some great prose on your own. Re-writes are even easier!

Please, do us the honor of another Mikey Christmas classic!


 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

BooDEY
(Login BooDEY)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
172.154.26.49

feeling creative!

Score 5.0 (1 person)
December 9 2001, 8:30 PM 

Here's one I enjoyed creating!


Mikey Boy is not leaving town!

Oh! You better watch out,
You better um, cry,
You better uh, pout,
I'm telling you why:
Mikey Boy is not leaving town!

He's making a list,
He's thinking low price$$$,
Gonna find out who's shoddy to splice.
Mikey Boy is not Leaving town!

He gave of us David Klingler
He got rid of "Shakin Blake."
He knows that they've been bad not good,
So how much more can we all take?

Oh! You better watch out,
You better um, cry,
You better uh, pout,
I'm telling you why:
Mikey Brown is never leaving town!


PEACE Y'all!

BOODEY

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

chris-MBHATER
(Login chris-MBHATER)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
209.251.26.184

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!!!!

No score for this post
December 9 2001, 10:32 PM 

Very nice Boo!

I like the way you pretty much stick with the original theme of the song, yet change just enough words to apply it to Mikey and make it hilarious!

Keep 'em comin' fellas!

We got two weeks until Christmas!

CATB21, I'll let you know when the CD comes out.
If you contribute to it, I'll be sure you get yours for free!






 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

chris-MBHATER
(Login chris-MBHATER)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
209.251.10.21

Here's some re-writes for you sheopleherder...

No score for this post
December 18 2002, 4:50 PM 

...and since it's Christmas season, time to bring this back from last year.

Enjoy...

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

SheopleHerder
(Login SheopleHerder)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
207.95.174.74

Re: Here's some re-writes for you sheopleherder...

No score for this post
December 18 2002, 4:55 PM 

All of them better than mine by far! (And they keep in mind the true nemesis as well.)

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

chris-MBHATER
(Login chris-MBHATER)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
209.251.10.21

Dave in WV...

No score for this post
December 18 2002, 5:14 PM 

...could you please post Greg Mastin's "whodeyville" re-write on this thread? Thx in advance...

Anyone got any new ones about mikehole or his bagels?

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   


(Login DaveinWV)
MikeBrownSucks.com Forum Moderator
141.153.48.147

How Mike Brown Stole Christmas

Score 5.0 (1 person)
December 18 2002, 6:48 PM 

Every fan
Down in Who-deyville
Liked winning a lot

But The Grinch!
Who lived just North of Who-deyville
DID NOT!

The Grinch HATED winning! The whole football season!
Now, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his knotted tie was too tight.
But I think the most likely reason of all,
Was because he didn't know how to get good players in the fall.

But,
Whatever the reason
His heart or his plans
He stood there this football season HATING the fans!
Staring down from his throne with a sour Grinchy frown
At the warm glow of optimism emanating from the town.
For he knew every fan in Who-deyville in his mercy
Was putting on a brand new Ickey Woods jersey.

"And their hanging their pennants!" he snarled with a sneer!
"Tomorrow is football season! It's practically here!"
Then he growled with his grinch fingers nervously tapping
"I must find a way to keep winning from happening!"
For tomorrow he knew...

All the fans with their toys
Would arrive bright and early. They would drink with great joy!
And then? Oh the noise! Oh the noise! noise! noise! noise!
That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!

Then the fans, young and old would tailgate a feast!
And they'd feast! And they'd feast!
And they'd feast! Feast! Feast! Feast!
They would fire up grills on hot coals
Wolfing down burgers on kaiser rolls!

And then!
They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every fan down in Who-deyville the tall and the small
When they were through eating and beering,
Would enter the stadium and begin with their cheering!

They'd cheer! And they'd cheer!
And they'd CHEER! CHEER! CHEER! CHEER!
The more the Grinch thought of the joy at the touchdown
The more the Grinch thought "It must stop or my name isn't Mike Brown!"

Why for 33 years I've put up with this now,
I MUST stop winning from coming....
But HOW?

Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
THE GRINCH
GOT A WONDERFUL AWFUL IDEA!

"I know just what to do!" the Grinch laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick General Manager's hat and a coat!
And he chuckled and clucked at all of his bother
"With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like my father!"

All I need is a staff...
The Grinch looked around.
But since quality personnel are scarce there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Grinch?
NO! The Grinch simply said...
"If I can't hire a quality staff I will make one up instead."
So he called on his relatives, who thought the idea was hot,
And topped it off by hiring a high school guy named Lippincott.

THEN
He loaded some old jerseys
And unwashed jock straps
In his ramshackle Chevy
And quickly made ready.

Then the Grinch said Let's Go!
And the car started down
Toward the suburbs where the fans
Made their homes in the town

All the windows were dark. Quiet expectation filled the air.
All the fans were dreaming of Boomer without care,
When he came to the first house on the square.
This is stop #1, the old Grinchy Manager hissed,
A stack full of roster moves clenched tight in his fist.

He crept in the window, taking his time.
He didn't want to wake the whole offensive line.
He stumbled just once, for a moment or two,
But once inside he knew just what to do.
He looked where the jerseys of the blockers hung in a row,
"These All-Pro's on the line," he said, "Are the first players to go!"

Then he slithered and slunk with a smile most unnerving!
Taking roster moves in his hand, he began unraveling!
He got rid of Montoya! Walters! Kozerski! Munoz!
He replaced them with Childress! DeMarco! Tom Scott! And Rod Jones!
He took them all away leaving nothing but stiffs.
Running backs blowing out knees after offensive tackle whiffs!

Then he slunk to the defense. He trashed the front seven!
No more Krumrie or Reggie Williams! Oh this was heaven!
He was so thorough with his dismantling that when he was done
He had even replaced Daryl Williams with Lance Gunn.

He felt satisfied that he had done well on his fateful trip.
"And NOW!" said the Grinch, "I will take away the leadership!"

As the Grinch grabbed Esiason, as he started to shove,
He heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and saw a small fan,
A bengal-clad boy of 12, not quite yet a man.

The Grinch had been caught by this die-hard fan
Who had dared question his miserable plan.
He stared at the Grinch and said "Mr. Brown sir, why,
Why are you taking our quarterback, WHY?"

But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick,
That he thought up a lie, and he thought it up QUICK.
"Why, my astute young man," the fake GM lied,
"I've got a young Klingler, who has a much quicker trigger finger.
So I'm getting rid of the old one, who has a bad shoulder.
You'll be much happier with this new onehe has a laser in his holster."

And his fib fooled the child. He patted his head
And got him a draft guide, and sent him off to bed.
And when the young man was gone without a fret,
He grabbed #7 and made him a Jet!

Then the last thing he took
Was the coach who had fire.
And he crowned himself king, the old liar,
All he left of the team were some scrubs running through tires.

And the one quality player he left in the house
Was a kicker who was as small as a mouse.

Then he planned to do the same thing year after year

Leaving teams too weak to cause any fear.

.......

It was dawn of opening day...
All the fans still snug in their beds
All the fans still snoozing, Lombardi Trophy in their heads,
When he dismantled the team,
No shoes! No breakfast! No new towels!
No bonuses! No quality lockers in the stadium bowels!

Off to the hidden caves of Spinney Field's smelly pit
And the roster to place on the waiver wire to dump it!
"Poo-pooh to the fans!" he was Grinchishly humming,
"They will soon figure out that no winning is coming!
They're just starting to arrive! I know just what they'll do!
Their mouths will hang open for a game or two,
Then all the fans down in Who-deyville will all cry BOO-HOO!"

"That's a noise," grinned the Grinch,
"That I simply MUST hear!"
So he paused. Then he put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the town.
It started a bit down, but soon made the Grinch frown!

This sound wasn't sad!
This sound was glad
It couldn't be so!
But it was merry! Very!

Every fan down in Who-deyville, the tall and the small
Was Cheering! Without even the least hint of winning!
He HAD stopped winning from coming! But they came!
Despite it all the fans came just the same!

And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet all cold in the snow
Stood puzzling and puzzling, "How could it be so?
They came without playoffs! They came without stars!
They came without tickertape parades in fancy cars!"
And he puzzled long and hard 'till his puzzler was sore,
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.
Maybe winning, he thought, doesn't matter anymore,
Maybe, just maybe, these fans can be squeezed for a little bit more!

And what happened then?
Well in Who-deyville they say,
The Grinch's heart shrank three more sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so light,
He blew into town with a threat to move in the night!
He demanded a tax-payer built stadium on words dripping with honey,

And he, he himself, The Grinch, kept all the money!

Merry Christmas to All!

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

BD
(Login BooDEY)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
205.188.209.82

wow!

No score for this post
December 18 2002, 8:13 PM 

forgot about that one? was that over a year ago?

Good damn!

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

(Login DearyMe)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
12.220.114.208

Joy To the World

No score for this post
December 18 2002, 8:19 PM 

Joy To the World...
mike Brown is dead...
We barbaqued his head.....
What happened to his body....
We flushed it down the potty...
and round and round it goes......
and round and round it goes.....

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

chris-MBHATER
(Login chris-MBHATER)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
209.251.26.56

Thanks Dave!

No score for this post
December 18 2002, 10:57 PM 

Yeah, Boodey, seems just like yesterday...

EyeH8MB...LMAO! You stole that from Nelson Muntz on the Simpsons! Well, most of it...the addition of mikeholes name to it adds a certain flair...

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

chris-MBHATER
(Login chris-MBHATER)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
209.251.26.56

"Your a MEAN one, soP."

No score for this post
December 18 2002, 11:38 PM 

(Sung to "The Grinch" theme)


You're a mean one-
son of Paul
Unmitigated gaul
You promised competition
and a winner in the fall
son of Paul-
I wouldn't touch a ticket with a 39 1/2 foot poll...


Your a FOUL one
Mikey-hole
Did satan take your soul?
Your a festered pot of losing
And your heart is just so cold
Mikey-hole-

There are three words that describe you perfectly...
LOST/LOSING/LOSER!!!


You're BAD one
Mikey Brown
You're draggin 'Natti Down!
To your cesspool of buffoonery
Your ineptness is renown
Mikey Brown-

You stink more than a bag-o-rotten meat sitting in the sun for a week with flies and maggots enswirling it, next to a dumpster, filled with sweaty old shooooes...

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   
terdbucket
(no login)
209.179.140.171

devil song

No score for this post
December 19 2002, 4:00 PM 

Sung to I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus ( I'm still working on it but I threw this together. Hope I didn't cross the line but I've been pissed for 12 years! )

I saw Cincy kissing Mike goodbye
underneath the rafters late last nite
They didn't see me creep
to downtown to take a peak
They thought that I was content just like all the other sheep

I saw Cincy kissing Mike goodbye
over at the airport late last nite
As he counted all his cash
he made a frickn dash
over to the runway then his airplane made a crash

I saw Cincy kissing Mike goodbye
over at the crash site late last nite
Oh what a laugh it would of been if his daddy had only seen Satan kissing Mikey bye last nite

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   


(Login stormincincy)
MikeBrownSucks.com Forum Moderator
152.163.189.104

Thats great

No score for this post
December 19 2002, 7:00 PM 

you guys are killing me! LMAO

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   
ant
(Login DWBTC)
209.203.96.2

Re: Thats great

No score for this post
November 12 2004, 2:44 PM 

Dug this up. LMAO!

---------------------------------------------

"As if to underscore the importance of it, the Bengals defense left the practice field about five minutes after the offense Thursday to put in some extra work against formations." - Geoff "Spin Master" Hobson

"At times they play well, so the players must be good enough, right?" - Hobknob.

2-14! Division chumps! Who-dey!

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

I WOods
(Login Ickey4GM)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
134.121.179.47

Re: Thats great

No score for this post
November 12 2004, 3:04 PM 

Feel the mikey-hating Christmas love in the air! Hatred of mikehole brings bengals fans together annually at this special time of year. By December 25, the season is always as good as over for the bengals. Merry f%*@in' Christmas mikey.


Brat: "I pass out for 3 frickin' hours and you tell me Rudi has 30 carries? What the f%@$!!!!"

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

antimike
(Login antimikemike)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
65.29.194.132

Mikey the Red Faced Owner

No score for this post
November 12 2004, 3:09 PM 

Has one of the funniest I v'e ever seen here.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE POST, THEN DON'T FUCHING READ IT.
HOW HARD IS THAT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND?-murf

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

cmbh
(Login chris-MBHATER)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
209.251.27.20

*

No score for this post
November 12 2004, 6:13 PM 

This shouldn't be bumped until after Thanksgiving! It's like putting up your Christmas lights after halloween!

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

AMM
(Login antimikemike)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
65.29.194.132

O Come, All Ye Faithful

Score 5.0 (1 person)
November 12 2004, 7:50 PM 

come, all ye faithful, joyful and Forgiving,
Oh come ye, O come ye to PBS
come and Fund him, born the son of Pual Brown
O come, let us hate him. Mike the ass

This song is so religious it's hard to try to make it one.

I think this is a great on though for all the sheep to come Dec in PBS.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE POST, THEN DON'T FUCHING READ IT.
HOW HARD IS THAT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND?-murf

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   
ant
(Login DWBTC)
68.101.221.101

Re: O Come, All Ye Faithful

Score 1.0 (1 person)
November 12 2004, 10:37 PM 

"A Christmas Song" by DWBTC

Mike Brown looking at the waiver wire,
Mike Brown talking to his scout,
free agent players he does not want to hire,
and vets that dooo not-workout.

Everybody knows some whiskey and a keg of beer,
help to make the offense bright,
homer sheep with their eyes all full of fear,
will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Mikeys super cheap.
He's hired lots of new coaches to fool the sheep,
And ev'ry Bengal fan is gonna cry,
And see that Mikey doesn't know how to die.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To fans from one to ninety-two,
Although it's been said
Many times, Many ways
Damn you Mike Brown toooo hell.

---------------------------------------------

"As if to underscore the importance of it, the Bengals defense left the practice field about five minutes after the offense Thursday to put in some extra work against formations." - Geoff "Spin Master" Hobson

"At times they play well, so the players must be good enough, right?" - Hobknob.

2-14! Division chumps! Who-dey!

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

amm
(Login antimikemike)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
65.29.197.25

I hope this is the last Christmas we will need these

No score for this post
December 22 2004, 2:31 PM 

For a long tome.

Merry Christmas -You motherfuc, just kidding

Merry Christmas

The White death is upon Cincinnati.

(I though it was time to get our Tree and lights up.)



"Dillon was awesome in the backfield for the Bengals for years and how many play off games did we have with a great running back?" ~murf

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

Storm
(Login stormincincy)
MikeBrownSucks.com Forum Moderator
12.220.83.45

Re: I hope this is the last Christmas we will need these

No score for this post
December 22 2004, 3:05 PM 

Does anyone have the Mike the Grinch pic? I had it saved but lost it, if anyone has it post it

-------------------------------------------

Paul Brown only made two mistakes in his entire life.

1) creating a football team in Cleveland

2) choosing to reproduce.


other than that - the man was a genius.

tiitr


 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   
Anonymous
(Login DWBTC)
209.203.96.2

"Away in a sky box"

No score for this post
December 22 2004, 3:41 PM 

To the tune of "Away in a Manger"...

Away in a sky box,
no cash for his team,
the evil old Mikey,
thought up a new scheme!

"The fans they will love him,
They'll buy his Jer-sey."
The Evil old Mikey,
Draft-ed Chris Per-ry.

The fans, they are cheering,
The Bengals still suck.
But evil old Mikey,
Does not give a fukk.
I HATE THEE, OLD MIKEY
LOOK DOWN FROM YOUR VIEW,
AND CURSED BE YOUR FATHER,
BECAUSE HE BORE YOU!




"We’re going out there and try to get not a winning record, but not a losing record.” - Marvin Lewis and new Bengals motto

"As if to underscore the importance of it, the Bengals defense left the practice field about five minutes after the offense Thursday to put in some extra work against formations." - Hobknob.

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

amm
(Login antimikemike)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
65.29.197.25

Here's a new one. Perfect fot this year

No score for this post
December 22 2004, 3:26 PM 

The Most Futile Part Of  The Season.

It's the most depressing time of the year
With the Sheople cheering
And everyone telling you "they'll be playoffs next year"
It's the most depressing time of the year

It's the Crap  crappiest run defense of them all
With those Playoff Dreams crushed and gay happy Hobson's
Telling you to Buy more, Fifteen on IR
It's the Crap crappiest Front Office in the NFL

Therell be marginals for hosting ,and
Running backs contracts for toasting
Drafting in the top ten
There'll be FA horror stories
And tales of the glories of
Bengals long, long ago
Long ago

It's The Most Futile Time Of The Year
There'll be much Playoff watching
And our hearts will be broken once more
We will just be thinking of next year Draft day
It's The Most Depressing Time
It's The Most futile Time
It's The Most Depressing Time Time Of The Year

-AMM



"Dillon was awesome in the backfield for the Bengals for years and how many play off games did we have with a great running back?" ~murf

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   
Anonymous
(Login DWBTC)
209.203.96.2

Re: Here's a new one. Perfect fot this year

No score for this post
December 22 2004, 3:56 PM 

Twas the night before week five, with blood on the turf
not a fan was cheering, not even a Murf.
The Bengals were resting with weeks to spare,
In hopes that maybe a win they can snare.

The fans were crying all snug in their beds,
While visions of interceptions danced in their heads.
With fumbles in redzone, and drops in the flats
The fans can't forget all the bungles miss-haps!

When in the front office arose such a clatter,
I heard Marvin Lewis wanted his line fatter.
Away to the wallet Mike Brown got some cash,
Pulled out a few dollars and bargained for Sapp.

And then, in an instant, Brown said with a vice
"not wanting or willing to pay such a price".
As he picked up the phone, and was starting to say,
He snickerd and laughed and turned Sapp away.

Now Palmer now Warrick now Rudi and CJ.
On Thornton on Williams on Clemmons and TJ!
To the field again they must return,
To play a game where they will get burned.

Brown got in his car, to the fans he thanked.
He shook some hands and drove to the bank.
But I heard him exlaim, as he drove out of sight,
"Don't forget the pro shops open all night!


by DWBTC


"We’re going out there and try to get not a winning record, but not a losing record.” - Marvin Lewis and new Bengals motto

"As if to underscore the importance of it, the Bengals defense left the practice field about five minutes after the offense Thursday to put in some extra work against formations." - Hobknob.

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   
Anonymous
(Login DWBTC)
209.203.96.2

"I'm Dreaming of a New Owner"

No score for this post
December 22 2004, 4:30 PM 

To the tune of, "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas."

I'm dreaming of a new owner.
Just kill the one we have right now.
Take his Chevy Lumina
and cut his brakes out
To see his skid marks in the snow.

I'm dreaming of a new owner.
Just off the one we have right now.
Spike his drink with anthrax
and watch him gurgle
Till he drops dead on his back.

I'm dreaming of a new owner.
With every fumbled ball they drop.
May Mikes days be gloomy and dark!
And may all our draft choices not flop!

I'm dreaming of a new owner.
When every losing year is done.
May Mikes days be gloomy and dark!
And may all our football games be won!


"We’re going out there and try to get not a winning record, but not a losing record.” - Marvin Lewis and new Bengals motto

"As if to underscore the importance of it, the Bengals defense left the practice field about five minutes after the offense Thursday to put in some extra work against formations." - Hobknob.

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

(no login)
152.163.206.213

Yao What?

No score for this post
December 19 2002, 12:55 AM 

All i am going to say is maybe we need to go look in china to find their best football player and bring him to america in a deal for Mikey's favorite daughter, i am sure that they would like themselves a natural blonde that is learned how to be uptight from her father. The trade of the century it would be...
Yao Bling Bling for Katie BlackCashBurner

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

Storm
(Login stormincincy)
MikeBrownSucks.com Forum Moderator
74.129.179.254

Re: Yao What?

No score for this post
December 18 2007, 3:49 PM 

In the spirit of Christmas and the Bengals sucking lets sing

------------------------------------------

Q: How is Chad and Marvins relationship?

A: Marvin is the Ringmaster

Mikey admitting this organization is a circus

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

uscthree
(Login uscthree)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
71.109.218.234

Mike Brong Christmas Songs

No score for this post
December 21 2010, 8:32 AM 

BUMP. Some of these are scary they are so right on the mark. They never get old, absolutely timeless. Brownhole you are consitent!

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

Synonymous Bengal
(Login BelkoTomTom)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
174.27.15.100

Mikey Baby..from the sheep

No score for this post
December 21 2010, 9:54 AM 

Mikey baby, slip a dead cat bounce under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good sheep
Mikey baby, and shove it up my chimney tonight
Mikey baby, an over-the-hill free agent  too, a head case or two
I'll wait up for a winner dear
Mikey baby, and shove it up my chimney tonight
Think of all the coaches youve missed
Think of all the players youve dissed
Next year I say we could be oh so good
Ill check off my seat box request
then Ill Boo boo bee boo
Mikey  honey, I wanna 8-8  and really that's
Not a lot
I've been a fan for  all these  years
Mikey baby, and shove it up my chimney tonight
Mikey cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
to The NFL Experience
Mikey cutie, and hurry up  my chimney tonight
Mikey baby, I'm filling your stocking with a tickets, and checks



"Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Cassius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring"

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

Storm
(Login stormincincy)
MikeBrownSucks.com Forum Moderator
74.215.22.184

This stuff is timeless

No score for this post
December 25 2010, 10:04 AM 

A re-write of "The Little Drummer Boy"

The Little Dumber Boy

Mi-key why are you so dumb dumb dumb dumb?
You drafted Jerome Simpson dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
and a #1 pick on Andre Smith dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
You really make me sick
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb
You won't fire Bratkowski dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Mikey you so dumb

They built a field for you dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And all concessions too dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
When will they get a clue? dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
The Brown family must sniff glue
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb
I wish Paul Brown pulled out dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Mikey you are a clown

When will you step down Mike? dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
When will you take a hike? dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
When will you be like dad? dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
When will you stop making us sad?
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb
Why is your team so bad? dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
'Cause you're a bum



------------------------------------------
In Memory of Dunn4QB
[linked image]

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

Storm
(Login stormincincy)
MikeBrownSucks.com Forum Moderator
74.215.22.184

Re: This stuff is timeless

No score for this post
December 25 2010, 10:14 AM 

The Most Futile Part Of The Season.

It's the most depressing time of the year
With the Sheople cheering
And everyone telling you "they'll be playoffs next year"
It's the most depressing time of the year

It's the Crap crappiest offense of them all
With those Playoff Dreams crushed Hobson's
Telling you to Buy more, Fifteen on IR
It's the Crap crappiest Front Office in the NFL

There will be $3 tap waters,and
Man Boobs a flopping and
Drafting in the top ten
There'll be FA horror stories
And tales of the glories of
Bengals long, long ago
Long ago

It's The Most Futile Time Of The Year
There'll be no playoff appearance
And our hearts will be broken once more
We will just be saying wait til next year
It's The Most Depressing Time
It's The Most futile Time
It's The Most Depressing Time Time Of The Year

------------------------------------------
In Memory of Dunn4QB
[linked image]

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

BengalFanInNJ
(Login BengalFanInNJ)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
71.75.225.246

Re: This stuff is timeless

No score for this post
December 25 2010, 8:21 PM 

Did I use the word "poignant" in a post previously? I know it was 9 years ago (Holy ****) but man, I want to slap myself hard.

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

(Login psychostats)
MikeBrownSucks.com Forum Moderator
107.10.83.42

Re: This stuff is timeless

No score for this post
December 24 2011, 9:42 PM 

Bump. From 2001.

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

Homey
(Login HomerSaysDoh)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
74.215.104.205

Re: This stuff is timeless

No score for this post
December 25 2011, 5:46 AM 

Thanks psycho, nothing like good 'ol Christmas re-runs. happy.gif

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

The Swamp Rat
(Login deweywarren)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
71.194.34.190

Another corner heard from...

No score for this post
December 25 2011, 4:01 PM 

Oh Mikey Mikey Mikey
Paul made you out of clay
And when he died and left us
Then GM you would play...
(repeat 10,000 times)

 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   

OldSchoolerFan
(Login oldschoolerfan)
Approved MikeBrownSucks.com Members
98.208.105.168

What "SSDD" means to a Bungle Fan

No score for this post
December 25 2011, 7:13 PM 

Same
Sh*t
Different
Decade


I actually miss ChrisMBHater and TerdBucket. RIP to Terd.

However, I have this impression that we have a chilled out Chris still here among us utilizing a different login. If he's not here and came back--I getting this feeling that he and I would be like long-lost family members. Have a reunion. Get together for about 30 minutes. Then realize why we were sh*tty to each other. wink.gif

Sort of like a David Lee Roth/Eddie Van Halen Reunion. They realized why they hated each other in the 1st 15 minutes.

Anyways, I hope Chris and everybody else had a decent Christmas....




 
Scoring disabled. You must be logged in to score posts.Respond to this message   
Current Topic - Some Mike Brown Christmas Carols!!!
  << Previous Topic | Next Topic >>Return