Carson: (talking to himself) I can't fuching believe I got drafted by this team. Bite your tongue and smile Carson.

Mikey: AHhhh ha ha there is my beautiful Golden Boy that will keep the sheep satisfied for 10 years. Now Marvin, you and murf go wax the Lumina and shine the tires. M'kay?

Marvin: YES SIR, Oh great one!

Carson: underhis breath "From Southern California to frikken purgatory. I should have talked to Archie Manning and John Elway before the draft"

Mike: Hot damn the idiot taxpayers just built me a new stadium and I get the golden boy in the first round. Hell, just by losing and threatening to leave the value of my franchise just doubled and I didn't have to spend a dime. Suckers.

Marvin: I just need to act like I care, put together a few good seasons, and get a real job on a real organization. Damn, my parking meter is about to expire. Can't believe Mike won't give me a free spot.

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January 6,1991: The last post season victory for the Bengals.

"Maybe if I hit a reciever in stride we could convert a 3rd down in 2007."

There are 10 types of people in this world, those who undertsand binary, and those who do not.

CP: (in silence) Oh man, I can't believe it, 5 years of my life down the crapper.

ML: HAHAHA, at least I'm taking someone down with me.

MFB: $$$$ $$$$ $$$$ $$$$

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"The word is on the street," Bengals defensive coordinator Chuck Bresnahan said. "Everybody comes in here thinking they're going to run the ball on us -- until we stop them."

---The Wookie on acid

C.P. Wow, I'm gonna make some serious dough here, and Mikey told me I don't even have to win more than 8 games a year unless the tickets aren't sold yet.

Marv. This kid's gonna buy me 8 years of non-answering questions with very little research and coaching needed, he can keep us close to 8-8 almost by himself. I'll have time for some P.R. crap and old people and kids will love me.

Mikey. ding, ding, ding, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$, with my new compliant minions I will make mucho dinero, and alot of american money too.

MB: I swear he looks just like Boomer!

ML: Boomer wasn't drafted in the first round. But this is much more fun!!!

CP: When I was growing up all I wanted to be was the next Boomer! Look at me now!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Carson: "Well, I'm going to be on a sh!tty team for the bulk of my career, but at least the three of us will get rich."

Mikey & Marvin: "Bwahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!"

"We are outplayed, we are outexecuted - hell, I'm outcoached." - Marvin Lewis, summing up the Bengals perfectly

Carson: "I'm wearing a tie."

ML: "We need to do better. I will dig a hole with my shovel. Do your job....Could someone pull my chain again?"

MFB: "I have a huge erection right now. It can only be softened by the sight of an empty seat. And in this case, 'empty seat' is not a thinly veiled sexual innuendo."

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(Yell it in a Boston accent) Wicked Queer! (Now don't you feel better about yourself)

"I will dig a hole with my shovel"



LMAO!

Marvin has dug a pretty deep hole

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Biggs Cheated me out of $22.00

CP: "I promise that I'll do all that I can do to bring a winning team back to Cincinnati" ML: And I promise to use my defensive guruness to back-up my super star quarterback. MB: Promise?? What's a promise??

...

Carson: I think I have an extra year of eligibility at USC. I am going back now. See ya.

Marvin: I don't know (giggle) Just do your job (giggle giggle) Why am I even trying to expain it to you guys (media) (giggle giggle) You wouldn't even understand (giggle giggle)

Mikey: Lets keep on keeping on.

Does anyone remember awhile back when Marvin broke down, in the locker room, after a game? He started crying and went off on a weeping rant thanking Mikey. I remember seeing that, thinking... "you just wait Marvin". I said years ago this job will be stepping stone for Marvin.

LOL, I remeber that, it was after the Kansas game upset.

This job will be a stepping stone for Lewis all right -- a stepping stone to a college coaching career. The way Marvin has conducted himself, he'll be lucky to get a Div.II gig.

"We are outplayed, we are outexecuted - hell, I'm outcoached." - Marvin Lewis, summing up the Bengals perfectly

CP: You think I can make a winner out of this pig of an organization? You people make me laugh. Just surviving here will hopefully pay off later in my career....when I join a real NFL team.

ML: With a lot of luck, an easy schedule and at least a couple of legitimate NFL players, I might just be able to build a resume good enough to qualify coaching a real NFL team. Heck, maybe Carson and I will hook back up down the road. Wouldn't it be great to smack that goofy grin off that fraud of an owner's face?

MB: Thank you, daddy, for letting me be your first born. I get to be on TV and in newspapers with grownups. And thank you, Cincinnati public. Heck, if I wasn't Paul's son, I'd only be getting money from you by welfare. This is so much more rewarding.....getting much more of the public's money with the community subsidized sports franchise daddy left me. I'm so smart, I'm so smart, I'm so smart. Golly, being smart makes me soooooooo happy. I just can't stop giggling.

bump (Get out Carson, of the Siberia of the NFL)

BUMP

CP: Am I still in this crap hole Cincinnati?

ML: Do your job, its for the fans.

MB: Fuch the Fans!

Palmer:

"I proudly accept this award, named in honor of St. Jude Thaddeus, Patron Saint of Hopeless Causes..."

Lewis:

"I wish Mike would have sprung for some prayer candles and incense..."

Brown:

"I hope and pray this thing gets over soon so I can turn out the lights and save some money..."

Carson: If you notice, the smiling and laughter is contagious here in Cincinnati. In fact, we have had 15+ years of this laughter and frivolity here in Cincinnati, save one year in 2005. Yea, I just assume forget that one year we went to the playoffs. I've never seen it so ugly here and I sure hope to never see that again!!!

Carson:  I feel sick

Mike Brown:  HAHAHAHAHA everyone feels that way when they realize their playing for me and their career is over.

Marvin Lewis: HAHAHAHAHA tell me about it.

 

 

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