Ladies, if you are offended by gentlemens' discussions, do not read further.

Gentlemen, if your mates are in the room, do not read further.

Have you ever seen a pair of breasts that just makes you happy? Not boobs, tatas, or jubblies, but breasts - honest-to-god, greek-statue-quality breasts. The kind that when you see them, you smile, you turn your head, and you rear-end the truck in front of you because you stopped paying attention while you're driving.

I was walking down the street the other day, and I saw this woman with just wonderful breasts. She was one of those women who is confident in her femininity (sounds like something on the Style Network, I know) and is proud of it. She was wearing these great black pinstriped pants, a tight sweater, and the shoes to show it all off.

As a side note, there is nothing more dangerous in shapu's book than a rabid bear on a vegetarian diet. The second-most dangerous thing is a woman who is attractive and confident and knows it. Some women are confident despite all information to the contrary, some women are attractive and don't know it, and some women are confident because they USED to be attractive, and can still sort of pull it off.

This woman was very hot and very sure of herself, and very distracting. She just oooooooozed that "look at me" mojo. I was walking down a downtown street at the time, and I swear I jaywalked at least twice while following her. "Traffic safety be damned! I have to see more of her!" I thought.

I was honestly just glad to see her.

But, alas, this story actually had a tragic ending.

I'm on a business trip.









And I'm in Pittsburgh.

It's very very sad your in Pittsburgh, shapu. BUT... Good news is... you will live longer...

http://www.realitywired.com/2007/08/29/want-to-live-longer-look-at-boobs-everyday/

...Two pickets to Tittsburgh please! <rim shot>

time to take a Looooooong cold shower.

Nice


I'm on vacation this week and have been doing a lot of landscaping in the front of my yard and yesterday morning while I'm out front digging a hole for a shrub a car pulls up and out gets this nurse who is absolutely a knock out, pretty face and a perfectly built round bubble butt in tight white nurses pants, so she gets out of her car and proceeds to get oxygen equip from her backseat for the old bat across the street, bent over in her back seat basically right in front of me, I think she had the best arse I've ever seen, best part is she kept having to come back out to the car and get more stuff out of her back seat, she was over there most of the day so I got a lot of yardwork done yesterday

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Q: How is Chad and Marvins relationship?

A: Marvin is the Ringmaster

Mikey admitting this organization is a circus

Oh and a happy story


She is the nurse assigned to the old lady so I will get to see more of her

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Q: How is Chad and Marvins relationship?

A: Marvin is the Ringmaster

Mikey admitting this organization is a circus

"This woman was very hot and very sure of herself, and very distracting. She just oooooooozed that "look at me" mojo. I was walking down a downtown street at the time, and I swear I jaywalked at least twice while following her. "Traffic safety be damned! I have to see more of her!" I thought."


Storm and Shapu--you must find these women. Demoralize them. I don't need to go into details (sexually)--but you know where I'm going. They will be better people thereafter. Trust me on this one. LOL!!!!

"So he got fired? Big deal. It's happened to the best of us. So he got kicked out of his house by his 400 lb'ed wife?!?!? That's probably better for him anyways."-OldSchooler on ChrisMBHater's absence

...nice ass...but did you get a good look at that face? WOOF!

..ain't Spring great??

HEY shapu, is this the chick? ...

No, I have no idea who FXR's friend is, but I like her.

Same level of quality, though.

I'm bringing this thread up again because I'm back in Pittsburgh for work this week.

And there ain't NOBODY worth lookin' at around here. Does winter bring out the ugly chicks or something?

Most Pittsburgh chicks look like theeir face was on fire and someone put it out with a sack of shat.

I was shoping on sunday....
Walked into the store and almost walked right into a display.
This woman was almost perfect.
Not smoking hot, but very talented, more like Jessica Alba.

Made the shoping worth doing.

Old Navy...had several hot chicks in there.

Have to do some shoping on saturday.....hope to see some talent.
lol!

Murf,

For the record,

Jessica Alba is smoking hot.

Although I like Megan Fox better...but not by much...

"The American Cancer Society says uninsured patients are 60 percent more likely to die within five years of their diagnosis."

http://manofest.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&task=search&Itemid=1

Merry Christmas!


I agree that Alba is hot, but I think Alba and Aniston are the perfect girls to bring home to momma, if you get my drift.
I do believe that Aniston is getting better looking as she gets older, and that my friends is a true test.


Megan Fox.....
You don't bring around the family...hell, you don't leave your house!
The hottest chick going right now!






man is not free unless government is limited. There's a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: As government expands, liberty contracts.

I'm in Cleveland right now.

The scenery is not NEARLY as good as in Pittsburgh.

"Although I like Megan Fox better...but not by much...


Ehhhh--you guys can have her. She's dumber than a box of rocks--and her tattoo's just ruin it for me. Don't get me wrong. I'd F her--then buy her a cab. In all of about 3 minutes flat. LOL!!!!

I have the feeling that she's a psycho. Psycho's can be good or bad. Megan Fox is a bad kind of psycho guys.





"So he got fired? Big deal. It's happened to the best of us. So he got kicked out of his house by his 400 lb'ed wife?!?!? That's probably better for him anyways."-OldSchooler on ChrisMBHater's absence

All women are psycho - it just depends on the amount.

And I like her tats - sexy as hell!

You can have your "good" psycho girls, whatever that means...

"The American Cancer Society says uninsured patients are 60 percent more likely to die within five years of their diagnosis."

I myseld am not a fan of tattos. Megan Fox is hot no doubt but her tattos are stupid and that is even worse. Angelina has dumb ones too. If they were higher quality, I could see it but stupid sayings are in poor taste. I'm not saying anything other than tattoos I could do with out.

"If your not fired up with enthusiasm, you'll be fired with enthusiasm."- Vince Lombardi

You can have psychotic Angelina Jolie and Megan "Idiot" Fox. I'm taking this college grad home for a night of fun. I'll say it's going to be a quick hitter to the TE:







Then I'm kicking her tight azz to the curb--I don't want to deal with her sh*t. LMAO.





"So he got fired? Big deal. It's happened to the best of us. So he got kicked out of his house by his 400 lb'ed wife?!?!? That's probably better for him anyways."-OldSchooler on ChrisMBHater's absence