The State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into
Cincinnati.

For the first offense, they give you two Cincinnati Bengals
tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use
them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Cincinnati Bengals.

Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and Billy Graham have in
common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell
“Jesus Christ”.

Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengals out of your yard?
A. Put up goal post.

Q. Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado?
A. To Cincinnati Bengals' Stadium - they never get a
touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What’s the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals
and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may ne ver find out!

Q. What do the Bengals and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

But where....

OHHHHH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT--2ND GRADE!!!!!! Time to get some new material, Darrin. This stuff isn't funny but true anymore. I hope your "stand-up" stuff is uhhhhhhhhh--just a bit better than this.

Yo Homey--pass me the rotten tomatoes------




"So he got fired? Big deal. It's happened to the best of us. So he got kicked out of his house by his 400 lb'ed wife?!?!? That's probably better for him anyways."-OldSchooler on ChrisMBHater's absence

Yeah dunn those jokes would have been funnier if they were gay jokes directed at falc and ended in LMMFAO. Right Oldfooler?

Your the joke of the day ....everyday! Fatboy.

nice try