Michael Johnson is expected to sign in the next couple of days. That will just leave ManTitties Smith.

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090729/SPT02/307290057/1055/NEWS/Bengals+sign+LB+Maualuga

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"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."

Emo Philips

Nice.

http://www.bengals.com/news/article-1/agent-maualuga-signs/aa5763ac-2ac9-4fcc-be1a-5004fb484b66


I am guessing the over/under on when Andre Smith signs after camp starts is 24 days.

"Falc, just because I respond, please dont take it to mean that I give a sh!t about you. I respond because you are the type of person that needs to be told what a whack job you are or else you will go on thinking your behavior is normal and accepted. "

12-4 DIVISION CHAMPS! WHO-DEY!

All jokes aside, I think this in an important signing. Hopefully Michael Johnson follows suit soon. My gut tells me that Andre Smith is going to be another monumental Bengals bust.

"No one is talking about some government takeover," (Obama) said. "I'm tired of hearing that. ... These folks need to stop scaring everybody."

I did not like the pick b/c it was lineman and the wrong lineman.
I am not holding out any hope with this azzbag.
Get Johnson inked and start camp with the assumption that fat azz is not going to follow his words and be in camp.

"Mom said that when I wear this badge you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law"
Officer Goofy Gilmore...aka TrooperHook

Premature????? Article is down from Bengals.com


hmmmmm

"Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Cassius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring"

Sounds like Michael Johnson will soon be in the fold too. Mikey knows he has to do all he can to get the fans excited if he wants to continue the sellouts at PBS.

http://www.bengals.com/news/article-1/agent-michael-johnson-to-sign/c42f1e70-c18a-4388-86da-047f90abb02d

"No one is talking about some government takeover," (Obama) said. "I'm tired of hearing that. ... These folks need to stop scaring everybody."

Andre The Giant Agent-Switcher may achieve parity with the Bengals all-time longest holdout. Which of course is... FOREVER. We all remember Ricky Hunley.

My tombstone is the one in the middle. I can't believe that a Brown-lead organization signed this pick this soon. I'm now dead of a massive coronary.

If they signed Smith, please dig me up and cremate me.

Signed,

I can't f*cking believe it


Also, this doesn't bode well for 58. It's too early for him to be Bungle-ized. I almost feel bad for him. IMO, his career will soon be joining me in the graveyard.





"So he got fired? Big deal. It's happened to the best of us. So he got kicked out of his house by his 400 lb'ed wife?!?!? That's probably better for him anyways."-OldSchooler on ChrisMBHater's absence

FYI,

Darrius Heyward Bey signed a contract at #7 position. Therefore, the #5 position (Sanchez) and #7 (Al's annual mistake) are now signed - these are the two draft picks around Man Boobs.



"Falc, just because I respond, please dont take it to mean that I give a sh!t about you. I respond because you are the type of person that needs to be told what a whack job you are or else you will go on thinking your behavior is normal and accepted. "

but manboobs has number 1 pick talent....so he will hold out for 1 money

"Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Cassius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring"