Wow. How monotone. I fell fast asleep trying to listen to that. I had to invite over 3 call girls to keep on splashing water on my face and violent "lapdances" to keep from falling asleep again for the grueling 4:something minutes that Brownhole discussed his team during that speech.
Oh yeah, and here is some points from that:
1. Blamed both of his Offensive Tackles going down to injury last year--is "why we had a horrible season on the offensive side of the ball". NO, Mikey. Your team was horrible before they went down.
2. "I have Sirius Radio so I don't have to listen to the local channels...." har har har, Mikey. I wonder why you don't wanna listen.
3. "I would be real disappointed if we weren't there this season....." Yeah, until your preciousessssss start rolling in. Then you won't be so disappointed anymore.
Anyways--I've gotta get back to the 3 call girls before they steal everything I own--and do so much smack that they call 911 and hang up at my place. LOL
"So he got fired? Big deal. It's happened to the best of us. So he got kicked out of his house by his 400 lb'ed wife?!?!? That's probably better for him anyways."-OldSchooler on ChrisMBHater's absence