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November 6 2011 at 7:54 AM
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Re: Red Rifle

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November 6 2011, 9:15 AM 

Dalton must be sick of all the references to his hair.

Red hair and freckles have been highly valued in certain cultures, like in British Elizabethan society. Seriously. Shakespeare often referred to roses "damask'd, red and white" in complimentary fashion. For example:

Sonnet CXXX

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;

And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.


Sonnet XCIX

The forward violet thus did I chide:
Sweet thief, whence didst thou steal thy sweet that smells,
If not from my love's breath? The purple pride
Which on thy soft cheek for complexion dwells
In my love's veins thou hast too grossly dyed.
The lily I condemned for thy hand,
And buds of marjoram had stol'n thy hair:
The roses fearfully on thorns did stand,
One blushing shame, another white despair;
A third, nor red nor white, had stol'n of both

And to his robbery had annex'd thy breath;
But, for his theft, in pride of all his growth
A vengeful canker eat him up to death.
More flowers I noted, yet I none could see
But sweet or colour it had stol'n from thee.


As You Like It, Scene 3, Act V

PHEBE: Think not I love him, though I ask for him:
'Tis but a peevish boy; yet he talks well;
But what care I for words? yet words do well
When he that speaks them pleases those that hear.
It is a pretty youth: not very pretty:
But, sure, he's proud, and yet his pride becomes him:
He'll make a proper man: the best thing in him
Is his complexion; and faster than his tongue
Did make offence his eye did heal it up.
He is not very tall; yet for his years he's tall:
His leg is but so so; and yet 'tis well:
There was a pretty redness in his lip,
A little riper and more lusty red
Than that mix'd in his cheek; 'twas just the difference
Between the constant red and mingled damask.


This is not to glorify Dalton, though he looks like a pretty good quarterback in the making. No, I'm hoping that maybe quoting Shakespeare will mark the last word on No. 14's coloration. But somehow I doubt it.


 
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November 6 2011, 8:46 PM 

I am not trying to get to giddy, as I watch football on sunday in bars, my friends think we are for real. I find joy in shouting "red rifle red rifle." dont get me wrong, in the south park culture, he is a ginger, he might be a day walker.

It is depressing watching the Jets have success.

 
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November 6 2011, 8:54 PM 

I want a Red Rifle hat of some sort.

I would love it if it was a replica of a real red rifle. Obnoxious and everything.



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Red on the head like a ..........

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November 6 2011, 9:53 PM 

well, you know.........



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