I wonder if my fellow MBS brothers can help me with a question that's been haunting me for years.....

Why are there no Bette Rubble Flintstone vitamins?

I think we can all agree that Bette was way hotter than Wilma, but Bette doesn't get her own vitamin? What gives? Does the real Bette have standing to file a federal discrimination lawsuit?... bronco?... dacow?

Is something being covered up here? Has Wilma exercised her considerable influence to squeeze Bette out of the inner circle due to some heretofore unreported romantic tryst involving Fred? or even Dino? And why haven't the liberal media been all over this story yet? hmmmm? CIN-C? Can anyone else hear Joe Pesci claiming this is a riddle inside a mystery wrapped around an enigma?

These are questions that cry out for answers! I invite all my fellow conspiracy theorists out there to sound off on this before the truth is lost forever.

have you never googled Betty Rubble with the safe search turned off?

Enough said 

"Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Cassius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring"

...I ate Betty once. She was stoned. She was a little cold but very smooth. Thats why there is no Betty Rubble vitamen.

JB, I take that you have a thing for big-eyed petite brunettes?

To move on to redheads for a moment, here's Lucy rehearsing for a vitamin-fortified product. Forgive the Russian subtitles; it's the best video I could find.

Ah, the old vitavetavegamin skit. CLASSIC! Thanks for sharing Psycho.

I theenk Lucy has some splennin to do.