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March 29 2012 at 9:16 PM
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So what do you think the title of this post refers to? The Bungs first intersquad scrimmage of the year? The continual negotiations between the team and Hamilton County? The committee debates at the Owners Meeting?

No!

It's those amazing Ben-Gal cheerleaders in the news again. Oh what a week this has been for the Cincy she-cats. Peter King gives the senior squad member some love, sort-of, in his most recent Monday Morning Quarterback column.

Factoid of the Week That May Interest Only Me

A former cheerleader for the Cincinnati Bengals Ben-Gal squad, Laura Vikmanis, has written a memoir. It's called It's Not About the Pom-Poms: How a 40-Year-Old Mom Became the NFL's Oldest Cheerleader -- and Found Hope, Joy and Inspirations Along the Way.

(Some of you might say, The Factoid of the Week That May Interest Only Me should end right there. A cheerleader writing a memoir. But I will plow forward.)

According to the Cincinnati Enquirer, Vikmanis wrote that the Ben-Gals were not always one big, happy family. "The most prominent division on the Ben-Gals is not between the young girls and the older girls,'' the memoir-penning cheerleader wrote, "but between the Real Boobs and the Fake Boobs. This is despite the fact that at any given time, a third of the Real Boobs are considering implants.''

If there were a Kardashian Best-Seller List, this War and Peace of cheerleader memoirs would be No. 1. Or 36. I'm not sure.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/peter_king/03/26/meetings/2.html

Enquirer article -http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20120315/ENT/303160030



Sometimes you have to take solidarity where you can find it, I guess.


    
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Re: Real Boobs v. Fake Boobs

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March 30 2012, 5:22 AM 

Fake look great in shirts and bikini tops but not so great when naked.

Real, that is a very wide variety and that is why I don't place too much stock into the boobs.
A nice set of average is just fine with me.

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Really???

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March 30 2012, 5:33 AM 

"Fake look great in shirts and bikini tops but not so great when naked.

Real, that is a very wide variety and that is why I don't place too much stock into the boobs.
A nice set of average is just fine with me."

How would you know..


Sorry, couldn't resist.


 
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Re: Really???

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March 30 2012, 7:33 AM 

Dacow..what he is saying is that he has real boobs and he feels good about that.

people always assess their own performance as "above average" even people who, when tested, actually perform at the very bottom of the pile. [Incompetent People Too Ignorant to Know It]

 
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March 30 2012, 8:22 AM 

Dacow...I have turned down more women that you have ever even fantasized about..



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Re: Really???

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March 30 2012, 9:18 AM 

That's Murf's way of saying his wife is flat as a board.

 
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March 30 2012, 1:56 PM 


When is murf going to invite us nosepickers to his bar??


 
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Re: Really???

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March 30 2012, 2:40 PM 

If you can squeeze 'em, they're real. That's my philosophy.

(Sorry Psycho this is what happens when you get too clever with your thread titles)

"We do do, and we do it at a very, very high level," Lewis said.

 
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March 30 2012, 2:41 PM 

This is a funny thread so far.....

 
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March 30 2012, 3:19 PM 

I am out of the bar..had to pull out b/c of the transplant.
Built it, hang out there when I go out, but did not have funds to play and make sure that I had a healthy wife and son.
It sucks, but I will open a place one day, just have to hit that lotto tonight.
Anyone is more than welcome to join me for a drink, including Trooper, I have a few whack job liberal types that I hang out with and a few of them work with the liberal headqtrs during the lie and smile season.


Back to boobs...
Back in the day, hooked up with an older chick, I was 20, she was 35-40 and had a huge rack, then she took off that bra and those puppies deflated, apparently those push ups work wonders.
Very alarming at the time.
LOL!



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Re: Really???

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March 30 2012, 3:30 PM 

C'mon, Murf.

Isn't your dander up on this topic because, deep down, you think these women with fake boobs look better in their bras than you do?

(joking)

 
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March 30 2012, 3:39 PM 

Sorry to hear about your troubles with your family's health murf. I still worry about mine even though they've flown the coop.

I'd be happy to pony up to the bar with you though. I bet dacow would too.


Anyway, back in the old days, right after I built this house, and before I married the cruise director my only boob qualification was to see if they jiggled nicely atop the hot tub water.

 
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Re: Really???

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March 30 2012, 3:49 PM 

I like fake boobs and I like real boobs.

I dont have a preference.

Although, I think fake perky boobies are worlds better than droopy saggy boobies after a kid or 4.


"Insert witty quotation here"

 
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March 30 2012, 5:26 PM 

I leave the sexy look to the ladies.

There is a picture of me floating around in a bikini...
LOL..(long story lost a bet)

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Wait

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March 30 2012, 5:41 PM 

Murf. Isn't that you topless with the mullet and go steelers on your chest?

 
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March 30 2012, 5:41 PM 

Murf. Isn't that you topless with the mullet and go steelers on your chest?

Jo for the drink. If I hit mega millions. I'll buy. In hawaii


    
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Re: Wait

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March 30 2012, 5:57 PM 

Murf, do you have gun lockers at the bar where you hang out at? Trooper might need one.

What neighborhood is this place:?

http://www.cityviewtavern.com/bar.html

My brother used to hang out here and drink Hudepohl, Weideman and Burger beer (does that swill still exist?):

Madeira Inn
7717 Laurel Avenue

From what I heard, quite the dive.



    
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March 31 2012, 12:52 AM 

I have been there before, we did a job up the street and walked down for lunch.
That day it was filled with yuppies paying for over priced Sutter Home wine..lol
Food was a decent, bar food is kind of hard to screw up..
Not sure what the local weekend flavor is, but that area is all yuppieville.

I am a sports bar kind of guy.
Not a club guy, not a huge fan of bands, but the wife will drag me out to one from time to time.
I am not a big fan of the downtown scene either, paying 4.00 for a warm beer is not what I call a good time.


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March 31 2012, 6:28 AM 

Murf you were getting the warm beer because you weren't tipping..... Your master has taught you wll young Jedi....

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March 31 2012, 6:54 AM 

LOL..
Just the opposite, I over tip.
The only time I ever consider giving the minimum is if the service sucks.



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