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BREAKING NEWS

April 1 2017 at 9:17 AM
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Bengals owner Mike Brown has been rushed to the emergency room after a suffering a heart attack at his home early Saturday morning, doctors say it could be life threatening.


    
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Re: BREAKING NEWS

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April 1 2017, 10:48 AM 

In semi-related news, the Cincinnati Bengals have been awarded the 2014 Superbowl, as the Patriots have been stripped of the prize as a penalty for deflategate. Commissioner Goodell chose to award the Superbowl to the next most talented team in the 2014 NFL, as well as the home of the league's most respected owner.

In other news, former President Barrack Obama has been arrested for wiretapping, as President Trump's claims have been substantiated. Also substantiated is that Obama himself ordered the Russians to hack the DNC then set-up Trump. Obama facing death for treason. Trump will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his treatment of Muslims, the Nobel Prize for science for officially disproving climate change, the UN Security Council Lifetime achievement for finally getting Obama incarcerated for his crimes, Times Man of the Year for 2017 for having the largest inauguration crowd of all time, and the key to the Kremlin for reasons unknown.

 
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