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The Bengals Have A New Offseason Slogan

April 16 2017 at 6:32 PM
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As Marvin likes to do and in an appeal to fans who, as Mike Brown said, enjoy themes, the Bengals have their yearly slogan per Cincy Jungle:

FAST. SMART. PHYSICAL.

I don't know about you, but I'm sure fired up.

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April 16 2017, 6:51 PM 

I'm fired up for that 7-9 record we're gonna get this year.

 
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April 16 2017, 7:41 PM 

That 7-9 seems a bit optimistic. I don't know if they'll be that "fast," "smart," and "physical."
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Maybe Next Year - The Battlecry of the Bengals

 
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So....

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April 16 2017, 8:13 PM 

"FAST. SMART. PHYSICAL."

Is Burfict and Pac still on this team? If so, the "Smart" Part of it is null and void.


 
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April 17 2017, 7:25 AM 

Awesome. I'm stoked!

They don't have certain core players anymore. They don't have anyone to rush the passer. They don't have anyone to keep Dalton from getting killed. They don't have a running game. By by golly they've got a slogan!!!!
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April 17 2017, 9:08 AM 

What's wrong with "We Have to do better" ? That's so much more in keeping with tradition.

 
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April 17 2017, 3:51 PM 

F that... they should be honest ... GREED, MONEY, SUCK

 
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April 17 2017, 4:35 PM 

I'm so inspired, I'm gonna make my own personal slogan and base it on that one.

STATS. FARTS. PSYCHOPHYSICAL.

What, what do you mean it doesn't have the same ring to it?

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April 18 2017, 8:57 AM 

Good idea Psycho. Here are some others I'd like to see on a t-shirt...

Pardon me while I wipe my Marvin

Players? You talkin' bout players?

Ogbuehi sounds like something you ralphed

We got spirit yes we do we got spirit how bout you

Die you gravy sucking pigs

Dan Rooney was our hero

We don needno steenkin O-line

In Mike We Rust

David Shula he's our Rulah

We just gotta coach em up bettah

We're all smarter than Jeremy


I know, some of these really suck.......

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April 18 2017, 5:03 PM 

I know this phrase belongs to Jeb! Bush, but it fits well here - PLEASE CLAP! (Complete with picture of clapping Marvin)

WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE MORE FOOTBALL PLAYS!

WE DID SOME GOOD THINGS!

WE BEAT TOM BRADY ONCE!
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Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. It's got no use in Cincinnati. - Homer

The Bengals managed to squander that bit of good fortune, though. The Bengals could leave the winning Powerball ticket in a pair of pants they donate to Goodwill. ~ Doc

Maybe Next Year - The Battlecry of the Bengals

 
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April 18 2017, 5:37 PM 

Hearkening back to Marvin's famous quote at the end of 2008...

I LIKE OUR TEAM.


A variation of this shows up in most past-game press conferences...

ANSWER THE BELL.


Here's the unofficial slogan for each and every year...

CONTINUITY. CONTINUITY. CONTINUITY.

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April 18 2017, 7:44 PM 

How can I forget this Marvin Lewis beauty, "WE DO DO, AND WE DO IT A VERY, VERY HIGH LEVEL."
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Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. It's got no use in Cincinnati. - Homer

The Bengals managed to squander that bit of good fortune, though. The Bengals could leave the winning Powerball ticket in a pair of pants they donate to Goodwill. ~ Doc

Maybe Next Year - The Battlecry of the Bengals

 
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April 20 2017, 4:45 PM 

Ah, how could I have ever forgotten the Do Do, especially considering that we're knee-deep in it every season.

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April 20 2017, 7:06 PM 

I can see Andy using it this season

Golly gee willakers fellas, lets play fast, smart and physical, gooooooooooooooooooo team!
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April 20 2017, 8:22 PM 

......... that is if Andy can form the words in his mouth with his jaw wired shut maybe. I think their window is closed. They'll go down like an orange submarine. Apologies to Ringo Starr. Oh crap I'm getting an inspiration for another stupid song...
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