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Poor Brownies

July 28 2017 at 4:22 PM
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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-cleveland-browns-1797293528/amp

LMAO!!!! Drew Magary absolutely rips the Clowns to shreds.


    
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Re: Poor Brownies

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July 29 2017, 8:40 PM 

These are always funny, but this may have been the funniest that I have read, yet.

With that said, I am looking forward to the Bengals one coming off of a non-playoff season and with their O-Line strategy, drafting Mixon, etc.

 
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Acid on my Ballz

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July 31 2017, 3:19 PM 

You know Murf loved this line:

"OH YEAH HOOK A CAR BATTERY UP TO MY NUTSACK AND TURN ON THE JUICE."


It's not "Acid on my ballz" but it still works. Right, Murf. And yes, making the Bungles seem competent is special in it's own right. Making Mikey into a competent owner needs an award. Some kind of award.

Just saying.


 
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July 31 2017, 7:38 PM 

I went to Bengals practice today. Joe Mixon looks like the real deal to me. He ripped off about a 60 yard TD run having to step over about 4 jockstraps along the way. Then he ran right in front of my son and I slapping hands with spectators along the rope line behind the end zone.

Other observations......

Andrew Billings looks like a beer truck; a beer truck that can dead lift 805 lbs. Teams will have to decide whether to double team him or Geno Atkins. Pick your poison.

OT Jake Fisher beefed up a lot during the off season.

Cedric Ogbuehi actually looked pretty good.

I had my son take a picture of Tyler Eifert without any visible braces on. I figure it might be worth some money one day.

The 11 on 11 non contact plays saw John Ross catch 4 passes. All four were inside slants (2 right + 2 left.)

Nick Vigil looked good.

Burfict flattened Joe Mixon on an inside run. I think it was one of those welcome to the NFL Rookie things.

Crl Lawson did finally beat Ogbuehi on a pass rush near the end of practice. Had him set up by rushing inside after going outside the previous 3 snaps. I don't think Ogbuehi laid a hand on him and I'm sure Andy Dalton was happy to be wearing the orange jersey or he would have got squished like a bug.

It was hot.

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August 2 2017, 8:39 PM 

I believe you might be in this video, JB. Looks like it has that Mixon run.

http://www.bengals.com/media-lounge/videos/Training-Camp-Report-731/bd83c392-dc1e-4b7f-9aa0-adef5a22a1ba

If Ogbuehi and Fisher both manage to play well, it will be one of those things that will be talked about for years and years on end. Well, only if the Bungs also manage to have a good season, make the playoffs, and win a playoff game, so... nevermind.

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August 3 2017, 9:43 AM 

That was the run Psycho. I didn't see us in the video though.

Hey is anyone else having trouble with photobucket on here. I can't get it to work.
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August 3 2017, 8:42 PM 

I haven't been able to get videos to embed.

Let me try a few photos...

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Be careful with your choice of beverage at training camp, JB.


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You're telling me the two tackles are good?


Seem to be working...

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it's one thing when Bengals players do well against other Bengals players

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August 4 2017, 1:22 PM 

like, for example, holding off Will Clarke or Michael Johnson is basically proving nothing.

There's a good chance Dalton doesn't start 16 games, let's put it that way.
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