I like this one, from "Alex".
The Bengals last playoff win was 26 years ago, against the Houston Oilers. In fact the defunct Houston Oilers have a more recent playoff win than the Bengals. The Bengals have lost their last eight playoff games. Only Detroit has lost more (nine), but the Lions most recent playoff win is still one year less (25) than the Bengals. ...
Even if a miracle were to happen and the Bungs manage a good season, we'll just be waiting around for another playoff humiliation. And if a double-miracle were to happen and they somehow manage to win
in the Wild Card Round, that playoff humiliation will just have to wait another week. So much for there being a pot of gold at the end fo the rainbow.
Bell-cow quarterbacks are like queen bees. Only one can take you to the land of milk and honey.
~ What Mike Brown should have said, versus what he did say.