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2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

September 10 2017 at 9:53 AM
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Another season is upon us. Not since the start of 2011 have we been so unanimous about an impending bad season. The O-line is shaky as is the entire defense.

No. 1 draft pick John Ross is inactive.

Vontaze Burfict is suspended for the first three weeks of the season, again.

Adam Jones is out with a suspension.

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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 9:58 AM 

Well here I am...another season, another return to MikeBrownSucks.com, another year of being more violated and abused than that girl from 50 Shades of Grey.

Can't wait to see our recently resigned $40 mil linebacker hit the field...oh, wait.

Off to the correct start as usual.

 
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 10:04 AM 

LOL, first offensive play of the season is a false start. This team looks like a movie underdog.

 
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 10:06 AM 

First drive of the season ends with a sack.

 
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 10:08 AM 

Yep, and Ogbuehi held on the play. That will be a microcosm of the entire season.

Too perfect, lol.

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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 10:10 AM 

Where I live in Wisconsin they are showing the Steelers-Browns game on local TV. What is up with that?

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September 10 2017, 10:12 AM 

Penalties, penalties, penalties to start the game. Boy this has started off well.

 
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September 10 2017, 10:14 AM 

Probably showing it for people who want to watch AFC North teams with hope, Psycho.

4 penalties in the first 4 minutes of the game. Marv just looks at the camera like a 4th-wall break in a movie. Absolutely no control or discipline at all.

I intentionally didn't follow the team during the offseason to try to keep me off the blood pressure meds. Looks like I made the correct decision.

 
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September 10 2017, 10:18 AM 

Ravens methodically marching down the field with runs and short passes.

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September 10 2017, 10:21 AM 

D hold them to a FG.

 
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3-0 Ravens

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September 10 2017, 10:24 AM 

Baltimore really relied on Woodhead on that drive, and now he's out with a hamstring injury. I'll be very surprised if he comes back. Now if a backup comes in and plays just as well, that will be an indictment of the Bungs D.

Time for Dalton to get sacked again.

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Mixon

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September 10 2017, 10:29 AM 

What's he doing in the game - Has someone tied up Marvin?

 
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 10:30 AM 

Boy has this season started off well. Dalton throws a pick.

 
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September 10 2017, 10:31 AM 

Mixon manufactures a drive all by himself. That leads to reasonably effective play action pass protection.

Dalton throws an INT anyway.

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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 10:40 AM 

Well, the Ravens failed to capitalize off of the interception. It's still 3-0. Let's see if the Bengals can manage at least a FG in the 2nd QR.
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 10:41 AM 

The Bengals said, "See, we can grab face masks too, so there."
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September 10 2017, 10:42 AM 

Honestly, given the abysmal level of play I'm shocked this is only a 3-point game.

Mixon clearly hasn't had time to be Bungalized yet. He's the only competent-looking guy on the field right now.

Bell-cow QB with only one target is a big problem. WR team is basically AJ Green and some lawyers.

Just non-stop penalties now. CBS isn't giving replays; legit problem or twitchy officiating?

 
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September 10 2017, 10:43 AM 

1 sack allowed so far?

 
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 10:45 AM 

Only one. So far. Ogbuehi.

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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 10:51 AM 

You have to be fuching kidding me. Dalton sucks a$$.

 
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