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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:22 AM 

2 sacks? or 3? loving it...

 
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:23 AM 

Psycho, I think it's time for you to remind everybody what Mike Brown will never do.

 
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:24 AM 

Aaaand another sack. This is passing "bad," going through "terrible," and entering into the realm of "farce." At this rate we won't even be able to witness any more classic Bungles Chernobyl-style meltdown action in the 2nd half. They'll never get a lead to begin with.

Somebody give Huber a raise. He's the hardest-working guy on the team.

 
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:25 AM 

Oh, there will be many opportunities for that this week, lol!

I'm sure Lumina will have to be reminded, though.

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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:33 AM 

So let's recap:

Bungs don't want to pay Whitworth and Zeitler; instead pay almost $40 million to Burfict AFTER he's suspended the first 5 (now 3) games.

Bungs draft McCarron in 2014 to add some competition to the QB position and to make Dalton earn his starting slot. Dalton proceeds to **** up the QB position for 3+ years, McCarron only sees play time when Dalton mercifully delivered us from his shitness by injuring himself.

Bungs realize they can't solely rely on AJ Green, add other receiving options such as Eifert, Gresham, et al. Proceed to systematically release or disuse all said options.

Bungs frustrated by offensive drives that stall and end in field goals (often missed by Nugent). Solve this problem by dropping Nugent and ensuring they never get into field goal range to begin with.

Above all, keep Marvin Lewis. He's basically gold. And by gold I mean a wadded-up hunk of tin foil used to keep Mike Brown's meatloaf in the fridge for 3 months.

Is it any wonder we are where we are so soon after the "glorious" 8-0 start a few years ago?

 
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:37 AM 

Note to Marvin Lewis:

Andy Dalton is not Ken Anderson and he's certainly not Tom Brady. He needs to make more than a token appearance in the preseason.


Note to Mike Brown:

You so totally deserve the season you're going to get on this the 50th anniversary of the franchise.


Note to my MBS compatriots:

I guess we're not dead yet.


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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:38 AM 

What a sh!t show lol
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:38 AM 

Hey storm, you still like losing?

 
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:39 AM 

Bengals get the ball back and Andy sacked.

Hell of a half...for the Ravens.

Because it's the Bengals, I can't neglect the possibility they will make the half competitive and lose a heartbreaker.


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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:42 AM 

Bengals have gotten an interception! We're being competitive!

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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:43 AM 

You guys see McCarron on the sideline next to Dalton at the beginning of the half?

Poor kid. Arms crossed, pacing, probably thinking "I can't believe I'm doomed to ride the bench in favor of this guy."

Vigil comes out of obscurity to get a pick. Actually, the defense is looking moderately decent, though that may just be in comparison to the offense. Hard to tell.

 
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:48 AM 

Aaaaannnddd Andy got the ball knocked out. Ravens got the ball back.
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:48 AM 

I...I...Just...

I don't even have words anymore. Someone help me out here.

 
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:48 AM 

Where the hell is Hook?

It's the Keystone Kops again!

Oh, God, it really is hilarious.

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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:49 AM 

Amity, if I heard that woman down on the field right, Marvin was angry about the first half but proceeded to say McCarron would not start. So people who want McCarron shouldn't be getting their hopes up.
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Stick a fork in.

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September 10 2017, 11:49 AM 

We are done. Great way to start 50th season!

 
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:52 AM 

Oh, I don't expect McCarron to actually get any play time. His biggest pass this season will be a bottle of Gatorade to Dalton when he jogs off the field after yet another turnover. He'll either be content with his bench money and open a burger restaurant in Sharonville, or demand a trade.

I just think he SHOULD get some playing time. You don't leave your starting pitcher out after he tosses back-to-back Grand Slams. Sub-50 QB rating? Probably time to shake it up.

 
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:53 AM 

If Andy was just playing Okay, they'd have 13 point right now and would be in the game.

For crying out loud, they might have a chance to draft Sam Darnold next year.

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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:54 AM 

We gifted the Ravens a lovely 15 yards.
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Re: 2017 Week 1: Ravens at Bungles

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September 10 2017, 11:54 AM 

Just wait until Thursday when JJ Watt and Jadaeveon Clowney have Andy for Dinner.


    
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