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Next Captain of the Titanic is..........

November 6 2017 at 8:25 AM
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Let’s hear everybody 2 cents here.Im guessing it’s going to be Anderson,lol.Maybe Pauline Gunther,you know the clown will never look outside of this sad sack organization again.......Lumina


    
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November 6 2017, 9:23 AM 

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Even if giggles went 4-12 5 years in a row or more do you think mikey would fire him? Even so what top line coach (the coaches we have here now don't qualify as top line) in his right mind would want to work for this outfit?

 
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November 6 2017, 2:19 PM 

Maybe Cleveland will panic and fire Hue Jackson.

Maybe somebody told Mikey Jeff Fisher was still alive. Jeff has experience with impotent offenses.

Is Chip Kelley still alive?

Is Tommy Tubberville still alive? wretch-hurl-ralph-toss.....

Oh wait. I got it...... Ken Zampese!!!

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December 17 2017, 1:30 PM 

mike effin clown names himself next pilot of the Hindenburg.Perfect choice

 
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WGAF?

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December 18 2017, 11:17 AM 

Is apathy at its all time high? Darren Simmons. Special tea as coach is your next HC. How Mikeyesque. Seriously though interest is at an all time low.

 
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December 18 2017, 12:49 PM 

You know who would be perfect? Mike Smith.

Except here's the problem: just like Marvin, the point of hiring him would be to get to respectability, THEN fire him after 2-3 years to bring in the cleanup guy. But Mikey would instead go "what a pliable non-offensive man, I think I'll let him coach the team from now until eternity..."

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December 18 2017, 12:56 PM 

Brian Kelly or Butch Jones,could come in immediately and get the clown a sweet discount on rent for UC’s practice bubble

 
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December 18 2017, 3:20 PM 

Qualities for the perfect candidate:

- Experience working for Mom & Pop organizations as a head coach with history of success in that environment.

- Prior success as a coordinator.

- Ability to work under conditions of careful financial managment.

- Commands respect from players and coaches under adverse circumstances, such as working for a franchise that is not looked at highly around the league.

- Willingness to cede authority to owner-GM that is normally reserved for the head coach.

- Ability to work with high-profile players that are considered to be "character risks" and accept limited disciplinary authority in dealing with said players.

- Willing to accept financial compensation that rests on the low-end of the league scale.


In short, the perfect candidate is...

Marvin Lewis

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December 19 2017, 9:23 AM 

Let's go the other way with this - if giggles were that good don't you think he would have already left? Wouldn't he have gotten offers a few years back a lot more lucrative than what he has now? The bottom line is giggles is a DC primarily and I'm not sure how he do in the FO.

Looking at it another way - why would any coach that's any good want to stay and work for mikey the way he is? Tightwad and a history of poor draft picks. I'd stay 3 years and once I got the lay of the land - hasta la vista.


    
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I think it will be worse

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December 19 2017, 3:11 PM 

Psycho has laid it out:

Qualities for the perfect candidate:

- Experience working for Mom & Pop organizations as a head coach with history of success in that environment.

- Prior success as a coordinator.

- Ability to work under conditions of careful financial managment.

- Commands respect from players and coaches under adverse circumstances, such as working for a franchise that is not looked at highly around the league.

- Willingness to cede authority to owner-GM that is normally reserved for the head coach.

- Ability to work with high-profile players that are considered to be "character risks" and accept limited disciplinary authority in dealing with said players.

- Willing to accept financial compensation that rests on the low-end of the league scale.


In short, the perfect candidate is...

One minor change as this gentleman admittedly has no head coaching experience (much cheapness):

http://bit.ly/2B1m4BG


    
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December 19 2017, 4:05 PM 

Bob Bratkowski?!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


lol

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December 19 2017, 4:16 PM 

Head Coach - Paul Alexander
Offensive Coordinator - Bob Bratkowski (currently WRs coach for Titans)
Defensive Coordinator - Chuck Bresnahan (out of football after being fired as defensive coordinator of University of South Florida in 2014 after being hired in 2013)
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December 19 2017, 5:51 PM 

My two guesses:

Paul Guenther
Bruce Coslett

My bonus guess is they really go off the grid and bring in John Cooper.

 
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December 19 2017, 5:55 PM 

Hey, Mike Shula is a successful offensive coordinator at Carolina. The Bungs need offense. There's even some family familiarity. There you go.

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December 19 2017, 5:55 PM 

The next head coach of the Bengals will be:

Psychostats. Who else to lead this team back to relevancy and through the playoffs.

 
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December 19 2017, 6:01 PM 

My first move as head coach: Tell the owner to get the Hell out of the way.

My second move as head coach: Pack my bags.

You better believe there are certain clauses in the coach's contract, and Mikey isn't going to eat any salaries.

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December 19 2017, 6:04 PM 

Third move is to pay a staffer to accuse MB of sexual harassment and hope he pulls a Richardson. However that would be difficult because literally every staffer is a Brown or a Blackburn, which they apparently don't mutinize each other.


    
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December 19 2017, 7:59 PM 

Pay a sixty year old Walmart greeterd to lay claims the clown sexually molested him along with goof hobspin.Kill two birds with one stone,besides that’s much more the clowns style


    
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December 20 2017, 2:59 AM 

The obvious choice to command a team with a dogmeat offensive line is Murf. He alone understands the need to attack on offense.

 
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December 24 2017, 2:00 PM 

Mikey f clown takes the reigns of day to day coaching operations.Katie is the new offensive coordinator while Troy will be the new D coordinator. Oh Joy bungles forever

 
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